When did bikers become so fucken soft?

[Drew]

Reading a thread just now, and someone asks what tyre pressures to run on his bike at the track.

Heap of fags start going on about taking it easy and ride within your limits. The tyres will be fine as you run them on the road...

Why go to the fucken track then? Give it shit cunt, that's what race tracks are for!

[nodrog]

Reading a thread just now, and someone asks what tyre pressures to run on his bike at the track.

Heap of fags start going on about taking it easy and ride within your limits. The tyres will be fine as you run them on the road...

Why go to the fucken track then? Give it shit cunt, that's what race tracks are for!

Haven't you heard? motorcycling is the new fad for faggoty computer nerds who were bullied at school and haven't even got the social skills to form a Dungeons and Dragons club.

I blame Facebook, and Pinetrest or what ever the fuck its called.

[TheDemonLord]

Haven't you heard? motorcycling is the new fad for faggoty computer nerds who were bullyed at school and haven't even got the social skills to form a Dungeons and Dragons club.

I blame Facebook, and Pinetrest or what ever the fuck its called.

Such Anger! You must be intimidated by our intellect or the prospect that we are likely to earn significantly more in our life time....

- Proud Computer Nerd who did get bullied at school

[98tls]

Late 80s onwards i believe...

[Drew]

Such Anger! You must be intimidated by our intellect or the prospect that we are likely to earn significantly more in our life time....

- Proud Computer Nerd who did get bullied at school

Soooo, you feel compelled to force anyone who might be popular and ride a bike like a man to put up with your new age fag riding?

[Drew]

Late 80s onwards i believe...

I've been riding like an arsehole since the late eighties. Must have been early nineties.

[nodrog]

Such Anger! You must be intimidated by our intellect or the prospect that we are likely to earn significantly more in our life time....

- Proud Computer Nerd who did get bullied at school

OMG, ROFFLE, EMOF!

You're not going to believe me but you are the exact person I was referring to, it didn't help that you posted a pick of yourself the other week.

Praise Jebus!

p.s. I am very intimidated.

[98tls]

Such Anger! You must be intimidated by our intellect or the prospect that we are likely to earn significantly more in our life time....

- Proud Computer Nerd who did get bullied at school

:killingmemust we?

[TheDemonLord]

OMG, ROFFLE, EMOF!

You're not going to believe me but you are the exact person I was referring to, it didn't help that you posted a pick of yourself the other week.

Praise Jebus!

p.s. I am very intimidated.

Why do you think I was compelled to reply?

[TheDemonLord]

Soooo, you feel compelled to force anyone who might be popular and ride a bike like a man to put up with your new age fag riding?

Suppose I was as you put it 'new age fag riding' could I truly force you to ride differently?

[bogan]

I've been riding like an arsehole since the late eighties. Must have been early nineties.

Seconded, after the glory days of the V4s, bikes turned beige, is it any wonder so did their owners?

[Gremlin]

So uh... what qualifies to be a proper biker then?

Certainly not whinging about other bikers. Perhaps a scooter would suit you better? You can compare handbags :scooter:

[Drew]

So uh... what qualifies to be a proper biker then?

Certainly not whinging about other bikers. Perhaps a scooter would suit you better? You can compare handbags :scooter:

Have I touched a nerve?

[Akzle]

When did bikers become so fucken soft?

'bout february 20th. little bitches that tney are.

[nodrog]

Why do you think I was compelled to reply?

Cos you had 10min to spare before glee started?

[Gremlin]

Have I touched a nerve?
Nope, I was laughing at the irony, that unless intended, was hilarious.

You complain about bikers being soft, yet "hard" bikers don't normally complain about the softness of other bikers.

Personally, I couldn't really care less. I get to ride my motorcycle for most of the weekend, so that's good enough for me :banana:

[TheDemonLord]

Cos you had 10min to spare before glee started?

Ah.

You got me.

I am a raging glee fan.

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Oh wait, thats right - no I don't and you are being nowhere near as clever as you think you are being.

[98tls]

Suppose I was as you put it 'new age fag riding' could I truly force you to ride differently?

Bondage?:nono:

[nodrog]

Ah.

You got me.

I am a raging glee fan.

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Oh wait, thats right - no I don't and you are being nowhere near as clever as you think you are being.

sorry, thanks for correcting me.

[98tls]

sorry, thanks for correcting me.

I wanna see the pic

[TheDemonLord]

Bondage?:nono:

Hmmmmm I'm not sure how one could do Bondage whilst riding - but I'm sure the House of Gourd probably has a few ideas

[scumdog]

Reading a thread just now, and someone asks what tyre pressures to run on his bike at the track.

Heap of fags start going on about taking it easy and ride within your limits. The tyres will be fine as you run them on the road...

Why go to the fucken track then? Give it shit cunt, that's what race tracks are for!

Yeah, get out there on a '66 Jawa with 30 year old knobbies and ENJOY....fuck worrying about tyre pressure!!

[bogan]

House of Gourd probably has a few ideas

Is that the one with kevin spacey in it? He plays tough guy fairly well in a non-traditional sense, of being not so much tough physically, but carrying the absolute self assurance he is not to be fucked with.

[mossy1200]

Nice. A Pizzling competition.

[Drew]

Nope, I was laughing at the irony, that unless intended, was hilarious.

You complain about bikers being soft, yet "hard" bikers don't normally complain about the softness of other bikers.

Personally, I couldn't really care less. I get to ride my motorcycle for most of the weekend, so that's good enough for me :banana:

I suppose it could be read into my post, that I thought I must be a hard biker. It would be a mistake though.

[Maha]

Most bikers just talk tough, I love you guys, but not Akzle, he smells like a Big Mac for some reason?

[Drew]

Most bikers just talk tough, I love you guys, but not Akzel, he smells like a Big Mac.

Not anymore it seems, since most around here wanna stand around having a cuddle and reassuring each other that riding hard on a race track isn't the idea.

[TheDemonLord]

Is that the one with kevin spacey in it? He plays tough guy fairly well in a non-traditional sense, of being not so much tough physically, but carrying the absolute self assurance he is not to be fucked with.

Not quite....

[haydes55]

When did bikers become so fucken soft?

'bout february 20th. little bitches that tney are.

Is that your birthday?

My take on soft bikers; the entire western world is softening up.

Most people back in the pre-internet age, would find set ups and riding styles by practice, advice from friends and trial and error. Now noobs can find advice, set up info and learn from other peoples errors before even starting to practice. Less trial, less error.

[admenk]

Everyone's a hard arsed biker on KB.....get on your keyboards and ride!

[nodrog]

I wanna see the pic

careful what you wish for.

[scumdog]

Most bikers just talk tough, I love you guys, but not Akzle, he smells like a Big Mac for some reason?

Cos he's not 'real'?:shifty:

[Murray]

Most bikers just talk tough, I love you guys, but not Akzle, he smells like a Big Mac for some reason?

yeah a hard arse biker would be double quarter pounder with cheese

[Drew]

yeah a hard arse biker would be double quarter pounder with cheese

No no no, a hard arse biker would be a 'combo burger' from 'eat well' take aways in Upper Hurt.

[nzspokes]

Reading a thread just now, and someone asks what tyre pressures to run on his bike at the track.

Heap of fags start going on about taking it easy and ride within your limits. The tyres will be fine as you run them on the road...

Why go to the fucken track then? Give it shit cunt, that's what race tracks are for!

Yeah fuck it, lets chuck the new riders in with the racers. Will be good for a giggle.

[Metastable]

Drew here is one for you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2-bxutbIPI

Looks like he might be a Hells Angels rider... but who knows. They never caught him... helicopter and everything. Well, last I heard they didn't catch him. They didn't show how he actually got away from the chopper. Maybe it ran out of fuel? Dunno. However as you can see, he rides through a mall.... down a set of escalators ... and back out on to the road again. :eek5:

And here is one of a local riding nearby in the winter. Good thing the river was frozen over at the 6:30 mark. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WMPecrWJ2Y

[Ocean1]

Seconded, after the glory days of the V4s, bikes turned beige, is it any wonder so did their owners?

Reckon it was when some nancy boy wanted more than one cylinder. More than two's masturbation innit?


Yeah, get out there on a '66 Jawa with 30 year old knobbies and ENJOY....fuck worrying about tyre pressure!!

The very best way to learn how to manage a motorcycle.


No no no, a hard arse biker would be a 'combo burger' from 'eat well' take aways in Upper Hurt.

Good eh? Must try them.

[Voltaire]

Electric start was the start of the decline....and left hand gear shift.:rolleyes:

[Tazz]

Who gives a shit, just ride your bike. Better off with internet good advice sprinkled between bad, clueless, cottonwooled and uninformed than nothing at all.


Drew here is one for you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2-bxutbIPI

Wonder what tyre pressures he's running?

[Swoop]

Seconded, after the glory days of the V4s, bikes turned beige, is it any wonder so did their owners?
After V4's?

I don't get the concept. V4's or nothing.

[sidecar bob]

Another thing that has changed in motorcycling in this e generation is resourcefulness.
Some pathetic faggot tourist breaks a clutch cable in the middle of buttfuck nowhere recently.
Instead of getting resourceful & creating a fix with what was available locally in the absence of a local dealer, he gets resourceful & googles who the fuck he can get a bludge off, ends up on here & some lovely bloke (sorry unstuck) travels for ages to bail his sorry ass vagina out.

[Tazz]

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'. :sweatdrop

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....' :bleh:

[sidecar bob]

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'. :sweatdrop

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....' :bleh:

Or possibly the able generation taking the piss out of the feeble generation.

[Woodman]

Another thing that has changed in motorcycling in this e generation is resourcefulness.
Some pathetic faggot tourist breaks a clutch cable in the middle of buttfuck nowhere recently.
Instead of getting resourceful & creating a fix with what was available locally in the absence of a local dealer, he gets resourceful & googles who the fuck he can get a bludge off, ends up on here & some lovely bloke (sorry unstuck) travels for ages to bail his sorry ass vagina out.


Fucking aye :first::first:

[Tazz]

Or possibly the able generation taking the piss out of the feeble generation.

Based upon one rider down south? I'm pretty ham fisted but more mechanical than my parents, same with most of my friends(all in 20's)...
You don't hear about the guys that sort their shit out and carry on because there is nothing to bleat about, where as the odd Transalp rider that does the wrong bleating you'll never forget (and what age were they anyway?).

Seriously, it is a sign you are getting old (a rite of passage I guess), and I mean no offence, it happens to everyone.
Do you not remember old men back in your day talking about how useless your generation was? Never ending cycle. I'd be you're more mechanically minded that your folks too.

Same with the hipster 'roughing it with cocktail waiters' bike camps. Shit like that has always been around in one form or another. It's nothing new..

[unstuck]

You don't hear about the guys that sort their shit out and carry on because there is nothing to bleat about,

I was out in the middle of fucking nowhere today by myself in the 4x4 and snapped a universal joint in the driveshaft. Would have been no one for miles to hear me bitch, and no ph reception even if I wanted to cry to someone about it, or call AA or some other fucker to come and rescue me.
Couple of bolts, some wire and a big fat doobie got my ass home. :Punk::Punk:
Think I might leave it like that until the next wof, should give them a giggle at the VTNZ.:devil2:

[nzspokes]

I was out in the middle of fucking nowhere today by myself in the 4x4 and snapped a universal joint in the driveshaft. Would have been no one for miles to hear me bitch, and no ph reception even if I wanted to cry to someone about it, or call AA or some other fucker to come and rescue me.
Couple of bolts, some wire and a big fat doobie got my ass home. :Punk::Punk:
Think I might leave it like that until the next wof, should give them a giggle at the VTNZ.:devil2:

Its a 4x4. Just put it into 4wd and all is fine.

[nzspokes]

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'. :sweatdrop

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....' :bleh:

Very much so.

Back in my day.......:laugh:

[unstuck]

Its a 4x4. Just put it into 4wd and all is fine.

Not where I was and the rain we had, 2 wheel drive would have seen me walking out, and I had my gumboots on, not my hiking boots.:msn-wink:

[nodrog]

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'...........:

Dear Aunty Tazz,

How the fuck does that work if the cunts I'm referring to are the same age as myself?

Curious, from Huka Falls.

[nzspokes]

Not where I was and the rain we had, 2 wheel drive would have seen me walking out, and I had my gumboots on, not my hiking boots.:msn-wink:

Righto. Fair call. Many a time ive pulled axles on me old Landie to get home when it lunched a diff. Again.

They didnt stand up well to a 250 Falcoon donk.

[Tazz]

I was out in the middle of fucking nowhere today by myself in the 4x4 and snapped a universal joint in the driveshaft. Would have been no one for miles to hear me bitch, and no ph reception even if I wanted to cry to someone about it, or call AA or some other fucker to come and rescue me.
Couple of bolts, some wire and a big fat doobie got my ass home. :Punk::Punk:
Think I might leave it like that until the next wof, should give them a giggle at the VTNZ.:devil2:

Doobie first right?


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Dear Aunty Tazz,

How the fuck does that work if the cunts I'm referring to are the same age as myself?

Curious, from Huka Falls.

Dear Curious,

Thanks for your question.


This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'.:

Just cover the last 3 words with a tea cup or your favorite doily.

After you've finished, deft hands and your doily can also be used to McGuyver those dentures you knocked off the bedside table out from behind the bed.

Better living everyone,

Aunty Tazz.

[ellipsis]

Dear Aunty Tazz,

How the fuck does that work if the cunts I'm referring to are the same age as myself?

Curious, from Huka Falls.


...I'm the same age as the other me...he's a cunt too...

[Akzle]

Many a time ive pulled axles...

i deny all knowledge, i was never there!

[scumdog]

I was out in the middle of fucking nowhere today by myself in the 4x4 and snapped a universal joint in the driveshaft. Would have been no one for miles to hear me bitch, and no ph reception even if I wanted to cry to someone about it, or call AA or some other fucker to come and rescue me.
Couple of bolts, some wire and a big fat doobie got my ass home. :Punk::Punk:
Think I might leave it like that until the next wof, should give them a giggle at the VTNZ.:devil2:


I've seen a drive-shaft on a 4 X 4 made from a square section PTO shaft!

And the owner thought it was OK for general driving...

[Big Dog]

Based upon one rider down south? I'm pretty ham fisted but more mechanical than my parents, same with most of my friends(all in 20's)...
You don't hear about the guys that sort their shit out and carry on because there is nothing to bleat about, where as the odd Transalp rider that does the wrong bleating you'll never forget (and what age were they anyway?).

Seriously, it is a sign you are getting old (a rite of passage I guess), and I mean no offence, it happens to everyone.
Do you not remember old men back in your day talking about how useless your generation was? Never ending cycle. I'd be you're more mechanically minded that your folks too.

Same with the hipster 'roughing it with cocktail waiters' bike camps. Shit like that has always been around in one form or another. It's nothing new..

Not everyone gets the Benefit of growing old.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

Dear Aunty Tazz,

How the fuck does that work if the cunts I'm referring to are the same age as myself?

Curious, from Huka Falls.

Are you a cricket umpire?

I seem to remember a certain curious cricket umpire was last seen going white water rafting without the raft at Huka falls.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[scumdog]

Are you a cricket umpire?

I seem to remember a certain curious cricket umpire was last seen going white water rafting without the raft at Huka falls.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Hey, Peter Plumly-Walker was a black belt in white water stuff.

Until the Huka Falls incident...

[Woodman]

Peter Plumley Walkers last words.

"I said throw a hook over my balls, not throw me over Huka falls"

[AllanB]

It's all that electronic shit. Anti wheelie this, slipper clutch that. Modern riding is point and squirt, thus fuck all for the owner to twiddle with other than tyre pressures.

Some don't even change their own oil!

[scumdog]

It's all that electronic shit. Anti wheelie this, slipper clutch that. Modern riding is point and squirt, thus fuck all for the owner to twiddle with other than tyre pressures.

Some don't even change their own oil!

Next thing there will be no kick-starts, where will it end???

[AllanB]

Next thing there will be no kick-starts, where will it end???

Somewhere, someone is working on a riderless motorcycle ........

It will have a fucking go-pro on the front so you can enjoy the ride from your laptop.

[mashman]

Next thing there will be no kick-starts, where will it end???

Wake me when we get to Speeder Bikes.

[PrincessBandit]

Not everyone has had the opportunity to do the old number-eight-wire-fix-up ride-my-bike-home-on-a-shoelace-(or-:doobey:) job. To :girlfight: someone over asking a simple question about tyre pressure is just :facepalm:
Everyone needs to :grouphug: ,feel the :love: and just :ride:

[AllanB]

But you can't ride until you have checked your tyre pressure...........


There is a hole in my bucket Dear Liza, Dear Liza there's a hole in my bucket ....

[Voltaire]

I had to make up a clutch nipple* today for a WOF as that Unstuck bloke would have taken a day to get to Jaffa land.....

hacksawed a 8mm bolt, drilled a hole in in it and then hacksawed a slot, next time I'll use my sons Go Pro and upload it to Drews " Tips for Soft Cocks" website.

[nodrog]

...I'm the same age as the other me...he's a cunt too...

whatever, cunts are useful.

although not so much when they are your size.

[Drew]

Tips for Soft Cocks" website.

Now that is a winning idea!

[scumdog]

Now that is a winning idea!


True, where's all the hard cunts that used to prowl KB???

[unstuck]

Doobie first right?



Of course, my creative juices would be dry without it.:shifty:

[nzspokes]

True, where's all the hard cunts that used to prowl KB???

They got old and now spend time looking for which room they left the commode in.

[Drew]

Hang on, was there a post back a while about someone being stuck because of a broken clutch cable?

For the fucken love of Christ! Hands up all those fags that can't ride a bike without a clutch. You get it running, paddle forwards as fast as ya can and drop it into gear. Sorted, off ya go!

[sidecar bob]

Hang on, was there a post back a while about someone being stuck because of a broken clutch cable?

For the fucken love of Christ! Hands up all those fags that can't ride a bike without a clutch. You get it running, paddle forwards as fast as ya can and drop it into gear. Sorted, off ya go!

Apparently the issue was that the bike was on an up hill, making a clutch less start impossible, but the flaw in that logic is that all hills can be made in to down hills simply by changing direction, followed by a u turn if the down direction is not the direction you wish to proceed in, making the clutch less start even easier.
There ya go Drew, your first entry for Drews top tips for soft cocks website.

[Drew]

Apparently the issue was that the bike was on an up hill, making a clutch less start impossible, but the flaw in that logic is that all hills can be made in to down hills simply by changing direction, followed by a u turn if the down direction is not the direction you wish to proceed in, making the clutch less start even easier.
There ya go Drew, your first entry for Drews top tips for soft cocks website.

For fuck sakes. The culprit needs their licence taken off them for being a moron!

[scracha]

I'll use my sons Go Pro and upload it to Drews " Tips for Soft Cocks" website.

"Tips for Soft Cocks" - snigger :rolleyes:

[scracha]

For the fucken love of Christ! Hands up all those fags that can't ride a bike without a clutch. You get it running, paddle forwards as fast as ya can and drop it into gear. Sorted, off ya go!


Like you could paddle a bike fast enough fatty?

[AllanB]

Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....:bleh:

[Moi]

Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....:bleh:

http://hallsindustries.com/images/uploads/WD40/SOLVOL%20TWIN%20PACK%20100G.jpg

[bogan]

Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....:bleh:

Don't forget the moisturiser for afterwards, soap dries you skin right out, darling.

[haydes55]

Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....:bleh:
Soap? Use degreaser ya pansy

[Ocean1]

Can anyone recommend a good soap for getting chain oil off my hands .....:bleh:

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[Mike.Gayner]

Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.

[Woodman]

Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.

Couldn't agree more. KB has had its day. Goodbye.

[Drew]

Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.Was out riding in the pissing rain doing skids and wheelies today, I feel secure in myself. You are welcome to go fuck yourself anytime.


Couldn't agree more. KB has had its day. Goodbye.

Sounds dangerously close to having your login blocked for a couple weeks.

More evidence of modern day fags all wanting to stand round singing kumbaya, drinking herbal fucken tea!

[nodrog]

......More evidence of modern day fags all wanting to stand round singing kumbaya, drinking herbal fucken tea!

its Soy Lattes, bitch.

[sidecar bob]

Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Everyone who has contributed to this thread is a pathetic dick head who needs to ride more and KB less. Including me.

Whatever, this weekend ive put a heap of Kay's on my r1200gs, given my '66 r50 BMW a good run & had a ride on my 1100 slabbie today with another contributor to this thread, only fourteen more to ride before I've given them all a run.
I only come on here mainly to wind up dumb mofo's

[madbikeboy]

Everyone needs to :grouphug: ,feel the :love: and just :ride:

Dear PB,

I respect you immensely, but I need some help translating. By telling everyone to get some love and ride in a group, you are advocating group sex, right? Maybe I'm too literal?

[Voltaire]

Whatever, this weekend ive put a heap of Kay's on my r1200gs, given my '66 r50 BMW a good run & had a ride on my 1100 slabbie today with another contributor to this thread, only fourteen more to ride before I've given them all a run.
I only come on here mainly to wind up dumb mofo's

You have a 66 R50....:woohoo: go the mighty Earles forks.

I was out riding my R90s ( only $111 a year rego too ) whilst humming Kumbya and looking for café that did jasmine tea, clutch cable repairs and didn't use the kick starter only the soft cock electric one:whistle:

[PrincessBandit]

Couldn't agree more. KB has had its day. Goodbye.

OMG - this has to be the fastest transformation from a soft cocks thread to a leaving one!!!


Dear PB,

I respect you immensely, but I need some help translating. By telling everyone to get some love and ride in a group, you are advocating group sex, right? Maybe I'm too literal?

No no no, group sex on a bike while riding. Must I spell everything out?

[bogan]

No no no, group sex on a bike while riding. Must I spell everything out?

Hmmm, I'd pay to see that, even if drew were a participant. I'd draw the line at azkel and his goats though. Unstuck and his fatties could probably charge extra...

[mossy1200]

Was out riding in the pissing rain doing skids and wheelies today, I feel secure in myself. You are welcome to go fuck yourself anytime.





Wont your bike do skids in the dry?:eek5:

[husaberg]

Problem with bikers these days is there is to much attention and not enough whoring............
I haven't included a quote................:bleh:

[Drew]

Wont your bike do skids in the dry?:eek5:

Depends on too many variables to answer.

[gammaguy]

Another thing that has changed in motorcycling in this e generation is resourcefulness.
Some pathetic faggot tourist breaks a clutch cable in the middle of buttfuck nowhere recently.
Instead of getting resourceful & creating a fix with what was available locally in the absence of a local dealer, he gets resourceful & googles who the fuck he can get a bludge off, ends up on here & some lovely bloke (sorry unstuck) travels for ages to bail his sorry ass vagina out.

An ass vagina

That sounds gay as

[Luckylegs]

Sounded more equidae if you ask me

[Banditbandit]

I've been riding like an arsehole since the late eighties. Must have been early nineties.

Seesh - I've apparently been doing it since the early 1970s ... I sorta started to slow down in the late 1980s ..


Ah.

I am a raging glee fan.

..

I can understand that - lots of nubile young women in tight sweaters ... (I only watch the advertising trailers ...)


yeah a hard arse biker would be double quarter pounder with cheese

Naaa ... double bacon and egg burger ... don't hold the grease ...


This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'. :sweatdrop

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....' :bleh:

And we al rode '66 350 Jawas ...


I had my gumboots on, not my hiking boots.:msn-wink:

You have gumboots AND hiking boots .. sheeesh ... things are looking a mite civilized in Gore these days ..




There is a hole in my bucket Dear Liza, Dear Liza there's a hole in my bucket ....

Well fuck it dear Liza dear Liza dear Liza .. fuck it ...


They got old and now spend time looking for which room they left the laptop in.

Fixed that for ya ...

[willytheekid]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!:bleh:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c4/4a/6e/c44a6eeb6bb15126ad903da4ef18f077.jpg
...I see it every toy run :laugh: (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met:yes:)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!:msn-wink:

[Littleman]

Got a forecourt attendant to help me pick up the FXR once. She was cute too.

[yokel]

If you haven't killed yourself yet, you're fucking poofter!

[caseye]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!:bleh:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c4/4a/6e/c44a6eeb6bb15126ad903da4ef18f077.jpg
...I see it every toy run :laugh: (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met:yes:)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!:msn-wink:

Noice one Willy!
Wot he said.

[mashman]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!:bleh:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
...I see it every toy run :laugh: (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met:yes:)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!:msn-wink:

Why aren't they used as riot police?

[mossy1200]

Why aren't they used as riot police?

Mr Blobby responds to bar brawls?

[Berries]

Why aren't they used as riot police?
Their heads split open a bit too easily.

[willytheekid]

Mr Blobby responds to bar brawls?

:crazy: Hope not!...he can't fight for shit!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPrcr5Mj4y0

:lol:

[mashman]

Mr Blobby responds to bar brawls?

heh... more than likely starts 'em.


Their heads split open a bit too easily.

Give 'em a helmet and teach 'em to step sideways. That way t perp will knee cap themselves. Fuckin too hard basket gets filled waaaaaaaay too easily these days.

[admenk]

Ah Harry Hill.....if only Gareth Southgate badger was here :woohoo:

[Big Dog]

Oh the irony. If anyone here was really that hard, they wouldn't care what anyone else thought or did.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Drew]

Oh the irony. If anyone here was really that hard, they wouldn't care what anyone else thought or did.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
There seems to be a terrible lack of comprehension here.

I asked a question that few have tried to answer. I cited my reasoning behind the question, and all anyone who has taken it to heart has done by way of answer is to give more faggy new age advice or try to belittle me.

At least the ones trying to belittle are in some small way showing they might have a pair, I guess.

[Big Dog]

The closest I can give to answers is about the time Helen Clarke hung up her helmet and Phil Goff took her place as the labour leader with a 6.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[AllanB]

Helen Clark is a sexy beast. How hard is that?

[mashman]

Helen Clark is a sexy beast. How hard is that?

You say that now... but if her teeth were dragging on that bit of skin between yer heed n yer shaft, would you ask her to stop doing it, given that your penis was in her mouth?

[Big Dog]

You say that now... but if her teeth were dragging on that bit of skin between yer heed n yer shaft, would you ask her to stop doing it, given that your penis was in her mouth?
My name is Big Dog. I am a soft biker.
I will be so long as that thought remains clear.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Grumph]

There seems to be a terrible lack of comprehension here.

I asked a question that few have tried to answer. I cited my reasoning behind the question, and all anyone who has taken it to heart has done by way of answer is to give more faggy new age advice or try to belittle me.

At least the ones trying to belittle are in some small way showing they might have a pair, I guess.

I've refrained from posting on this one before as i'll undoubtedly be seen as another old cunt whiging about the way it was...

However, I date it to the point in the 80's when the motorcycle changed from daily transport to a fashion accessory. When it was all you could afford for transport you rode in all weathers and didn't moan about it. You couldn't afford to have a shop work on your bike so you learned by doing it.
When you wanted to go racing, you joined a club and worked at it. No one took you aside and gave you tuition, you applied the lessons you'd learned from years of riding on the road in all weathers. No one read you a verse from the bible of health and safety before you went on track, you knew the risks and accepted them. You accepted the loss of a social life as your money all went into the bike and race expenses.
If you were really serious about racing, you took a huge punt and went overseas with no ride promised and lived off your wits and any natural talent you may have had. If you were any good you survived to eventually come back and encourage others.

Does this help Drew ?

[TheDemonLord]

You say that now... but if her teeth were dragging on that bit of skin between yer heed n yer shaft, would you ask her to stop doing it, given that your penis was in her mouth?

I would pull out, bend her over and then gentle whisper in her ear:

"I voted National"

and then ride the bucking Bronco all the way home

[mashman]

I would pull out, bend her over and then gentle whisper in her ear:

"I voted National"

and then ride the bucking Bronco all the way home

:killingme... now that's a man.

[Banditbandit]

http://www.bmwmccwa.asn.au/Resources/Pictures/CartoonBMWGuy.jpg

[Banditbandit]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!:bleh:


...I see it every toy run :laugh: (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met:yes:)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!:msn-wink:


https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/transport-motorcycle-motorbike-wild-mild-personality-tmcn3184_low.jpg

[Paul in NZ]

Hardness is a matter of perspective and need.

When we started I didn’t even have to wear a helmet and in ChCh in the winter that means bloody cold… Even a short ride sans helmet and gloves on a cold morning on a 1950’s bike was well hard by todays standards… Shitty jackets with newspapers stuffed up the front. The trip to Lake Ohau when it snowed – fark how no one died is still beyond me and what we would have done if that guy had not reopened his motel does not bear thinking about…

FWIW 50’s bikes had big deep mudguards and since everyone was so poor after WW2 you were not likely to be able to afford a car and a bike (if you could even afford either you were doing OK). You used your bike as every day transport.

The first Bonnie still had the deep touring guards etc until the factory twigged that the yanks used them as toys on sunny days… Guards got skinnier… Bikers got softer…

Along came electric starting, disc brakes etc and reliable Japanese engines… Bikers got softer…

Gear got better and cheaper… There was one type of leather jacket in the 70’s – the same one in every bike shop and it was shit. It was also a weeks wages… Now you can get all sorts of stuff, its cheaper, better, warmer and safer… Bikers get softer..

Suddenly bikes alternators provided more power than was strictly needed to run the bike. 35W headlights were a thing of the past – you could see where you were going at night and there was still enough to run heated grips… We got softer again…

[Grumph]

I refuse to work on anything with heated grips....

[Big Dog]

I refuse to work on anything with heated grips....

When I started riding gloves big enough for my hands were pretty hard to come by.
As such welders gauntlets were my only gloves for the first couple of years. Unlined single layer suede.
Warm clothes were a pipe dream. So I dressed in my gear before breakfast. If it was really cold went for a lap round the block before I saddled up.
Others I knew wore hot water bottles, I preferred to acclimatise myself. Often sitting in class in shorts and a singlet while the rest of the students shivered away in their woolies.

23 years later.
I still don't let it put me off going for a ride just because I don't have enough gear or only have summer gloves in winter.
However. I can afford heated grips and see no reason, logical or otherwise not to install them and put them on. Not because I can't live without them. Because the ride is more enjoyable and that is what riding is all about for me.

When that stops being the case I'll hang my helmet up.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Chrislost]

Oh the irony. If anyone here was really that hard, they wouldn't care what anyone else thought or did.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

They all got banned form KB by the ones that cared too much...


Or KB turned pink and had advertisments for gay porn so we just fucked off and didn't come back

[Big Dog]

All those ones got banned from KB years ago...

Mate, most I would put in the truly hard category would laugh at me for doing so. None would post on the internet unless they thought it would improve their chances with a "softy".

[FJRider]

... Or KB turned pink and had advertisments for gay porn so we just fucked off and didn't come back

YOU came back .... WHY .. ???


ARE YOU GAY ... ???

[F5 Dave]

Things are pretty comfortable now with decent gear and I really don't bother riding in the wet or cold or dark. I have a bike that's good for wheelies jumps and slides, another for distance another couple for racing ,some projects.

So where were we at? You can keep being `ard.

[Chrislost]

YOU came back .... WHY .. ???


ARE YOU GAY ... ???

KB is my closet, I figured i should jump back in?

Now bend down and touch them toes, if ya belly aint in the way

[FJRider]

KB is my closet, I figured i should jump back in?

Never underestimate the value of second thoughts ...


Now bend down and touch them toes, if ya belly aint in the way


Don't judge others by your own standards ... you fat pricks have enough issues already ...

[Voltaire]

Things are pretty comfortable now with decent gear and I really don't bother riding in the wet or cold or dark. I have a bike that's good for wheelies jumps and slides, another for distance another couple for racing ,some projects.

So where were we at? You can keep being `ard.

The "new hard" is not having a Smartphone.... or paying cash....or driving a manual

[Ocean1]

So where were we at? You can keep being `ard.

Aye. I think we're all as hard as we have to be, and as soft as we can afford to be.

[sidecar bob]

The "new hard" is not having a Smartphone.... or paying cash....or driving a manual
Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

[Tazz]

The "new hard" is not having a Smartphone.... or paying cash....or driving a manual

Glad I'm not the only one who laughed at driving a bloody manual being considered 'hard' :lol:
It'll be can openers vs fucking rip tops next.

[awayatc]

Manual gearbox.....?

coz an automatic gearbox is fuckin hard to fix....

That's why....


and as every woman can attest,

a hard man is good to get

[ducatilover]

I high sided my scooter in the garden today when the throttle jammed and took out a waratah. That's fucking hard core

[Drew]

They all got banned form KB by the ones that cared too much...


Or KB turned pink and had advertisments for gay porn so we just fucked off and didn't come back

The implication being, that you are hard.

I've got bad news...

[F5 Dave]

The new hard - people who think they are too good for KB (yet still seem to post despite saying they'd gone away).

[F5 Dave]

Real hardness is people who have been here longest. Ahh Drew, I've clearly been here much longer than you.

[swarfie]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

+1 Most of my bikes still have the advance /retard lever on the handlebars. I haven't done any dirt riding for a while so I must be a soft-cock :weep:

[Voltaire]

Glad I'm not the only one who laughed at driving a bloody manual being considered 'hard' :lol:
It'll be can openers vs fucking rip tops next.

And twist top beer caps....its a dying art opening a bottle with another one...well hard.

But don't despair ....help is only a click away.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrKTKQVsib4

[Akzle]

why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

are you fucken kidding? do you know how expensive an auto has to be to keep up with me?
they're slow pieces of shit. they waste engine powa, they waste fuel, and they reduce your control of the vehicle, disconnecting the relationship between your foot and the wheels,
they're a fucken hazard and you'd have to be retarded TO own one.

[TheDemonLord]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

The Computer can't anticipate that there are a bunch of nice looking 20 somethings that I need to select 2nd to so a super bithin wheelie in order to make their panties wet.

[Voltaire]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

Your right, the retard has moved from the steering wheel to the drivers seat :innocent:

[nodrog]

+1 Most of my bikes still have the advance /retard lever on the handlebars. I haven't done any dirt riding for a while so I must be a soft-cock :weep:

all my bikes have an advanced retard on the handlebars.

[swarfie]

Your right, the retard has moved from the steering wheel to the drivers seat :innocent:

You're right...that's why I ride and the missus drives the cage most of the time....ooooooh, hope I didn't say that too loud

[sidecar bob]

are you fucken kidding? do you know how expensive an auto has to be to keep up with me?
they're slow pieces of shit. they waste engine powa, they waste fuel, and they reduce your control of the vehicle, disconnecting the relationship between your foot and the wheels,
they're a fucken hazard and you'd have to be retarded TO own one.

I suspect you are in awe of your own awesomeness. :bleh:
I have a fairly expensive auto & from your post I doubt you have driven many (expensive ones), game on mofo.

[Banditbandit]

Two out of three, I can't stand manual cars anymore, we don't do the advance retard on the steering wheel, or operate the "pull daily oiler" anymore, so why do some retards insist that they can pick a better gear than a computer that was made to do that only.

So ... you own an automatic motorcycle as well???

[Voltaire]

I suspect you are in awe of your own awesomeness. :bleh:
I have a fairly expensive auto & from your post I doubt you have driven many, game on mofo.

but do you get good fuel economy....

http://www.fuelly.com/driver/Akzle


Akzle fueled-up their 1990 Mitsubishi Magna. Last Tank: 23.9 MPG 4 weeks ago

[sidecar bob]

but do you get good fuel economy....

http://www.fuelly.com/driver/Akzle

Sorry, I dont understand the question, but thats a fuckin stunning pair of vehicles you have there Robert.:facepalm:

[sidecar bob]

So ... you own an automatic motorcycle as well???
Sure do...

[Big Dog]

The Computer can't anticipate that there are a bunch of nice looking 20 somethings that I need to select 2nd to so a super bithin wheelie in order to make their panties wet.

Careful sunshine. If you get as excited popping wheelies as you just did typing about it you might just find out how soft your arse is.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Drew]

The modern CVT auto transmission is more efficient than a manual gearbox in every way. Faster and better fuel economy.

Manual boxes in a car are a cunt.

[Ender EnZed]

The modern CVT auto transmission is more efficient than a manual gearbox in every way. Faster and better fuel economy.

Manual boxes in a car are a cunt.

How's the scooter going?

[Drew]

How's the scooter going?
Hahahaha, not quite the same as what they're putting in cars these days.

[husaberg]

I suspect you are in awe of your own awesomeness. :bleh:
I have a fairly expensive auto & from your post I doubt you have driven many (expensive ones), game on mofo.

Don't stress Bob he's pretty ill informed about everything else as well, certainly anything to do with motorbikes or any other form of motorsport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UpBKXMRto

Williams’ CVT car sounded revolutionarily different to contemporary (and modern) F1 cars because of the different way it used the engine. Instead of the revs rising and falling with each corner they remaining constant through each bend – a wholly unusual sound for spectators.

There was also speculation that it had instantly proved several seconds per lap quicker than the conventional Williams – which was already streets ahead of its rivals.

[Akzle]

Hahahaha, not quite the same as what they're putting in cars these days.

narr. Driven a few. Need a big engine to get anything out of them. And theyre poo on quads. Lawnmowers ok though...

[Akzle]

I suspect you are in awe of your own awesomeness. :bleh:
I have a fairly expensive auto & from your post I doubt you have driven many (expensive ones), game on mofo.

not in recent history, on account of the gayness.
Driven ~5yr old hsv, bmw, vw, audi (extra horrendous), tooned toymotors, and all manner of jap fuckery.
But, feel free to giz a turn on yours.

[Big Dog]

not in recent history, on account of the gayness.
Driven ~5yr old hsv, bmw, vw, audi (extra horrendous), tooned toymotors, and all manner of jap fuckery.
But, feel free to giz a turn on yours.

Auckland traffic shapes an opinion pretty quick.
When I bought the bighorn I was gutted I could not afford the manual.
2 weeks of carting shit to a contracting job during rush hour both ways changed my mind.

If I was buying a smaller car be different I guess. Or a car for out of hell.

The hi ace is a manual and I would be gutted if that was auto. But then I am unlikely to ever drive that in the southern car park.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Flip]

Auto 4WDs are brillant, it has been proved to me again and again while out 4wding in the landrover that my mates auto/low ratio/torque converter is a very nice combination to have when the going gets tough.

I personally dont like std autos in a road car. I dont like going into a corner fast using the throttle to keep the power ballanced and finding the fucker has changed gears mid corner and fucked up the exit. I would however have a auto work or city care every time.

My wife had a cvt honda, it was a brillant gear box never had any problems with it.

[husaberg]

Sorry, I dont understand the question, but thats a fuckin stunning pair of vehicles you have there Robert.:facepalm:


Oh poor diddums! Mummy will wipe your widdle bottom (front) for you!
Maybe you should just retreat into here, http://www.fuelly.com/driver/Akzle where all the tough boy internet ranters hang out. Try not to cry. Be brave.

http://www.fuelly.com/driver/Akzle Best laugh I,ve had in ages! Is Akerman a jewish name perchance? Fuck that would be ironic

Robert in Hebrew is Azriel
http://www.my-hebrew-name.com/robert-azriel-18698.html
Is there really anything more indulgent than narcissism masking self loathing.........

[Akzle]

Auckland traffic shapes an opinion pretty quick.
When I bought the bighorn I was gutted I could not afford the manual.
2 weeks of carting shit to a contracting job during rush hour both ways changed my mind.

If I was buying a smaller car be different I guess. Or a car for out of hell.

The hi ace is a manual and I would be gutted if that was auto. But then I am unlikely to ever drive that in the southern car park.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

that's your own retarded fault for a) living in auckland and b) driving in auckland and c) driving in rush hour(s.. there's about 6 of them a day)

[eelracing]

When did bikers become so soft?

About the same time they come on a bike site talking car bollox.

[Swoop]

... an auto... they're a fucken hazard and you'd have to be retarded TO own one.

So. Your Toyota Prius is an auto, aye?

[Akzle]

So. Your Toyota Prius is an auto, aye?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.





toyota.

[puddytat]

The modern CVT auto transmission is more efficient than a manual gearbox in every way. Faster and better fuel economy.

Manual boxes in a car are a cunt.

But you can tow one....

[mashman]

Robert in Hebrew is Azriel
http://www.my-hebrew-name.com/robert-azriel-18698.html
Is there really anything more indulgent than narcissism masking self loathing.........

Funny, the name I answer to isn't Robert and I too am Azriel.
People who choose to see another in such a light?

[husaberg]

Funny, the name I answer to isn't Robert and I too am Azriel.
People who choose to see another in such a light?
Tend to be enlightened.

For instance bad eggs can easily be checked with a candle.
Yet what is for some a warm glow, for others is a blowtorch.

People seek elaboration tend to do so for the enrichment of others.
Those that care shine a spotlight on it.
Because the enlightened see dark things for what they are.
What people make light of is........illuminating.



“Look at how a single candle can both defy and define the darkness.”
Anne Frank

[Drew]

I personally dont like std autos in a road car. I dont like going into a corner fast using the throttle to keep the power ballanced and finding the fucker has changed gears mid corner and fucked up the exit. I would however have a auto work or city care every time.I've never driven an auto car, that didn't have the capacity to be held back in a gear. How fucken old are you?


When did bikers become so soft?

About the same time they come on a bike site talking car bollox.Bulshit! Bikers been talking about cars whilst among groups of bikers forever.

[mashman]

Are enlightened.
What people make light of ........illuminating.
People seek elaboration merely do so for the enrichment of others.
The bright and enlightened see dark things for what they are.

Foe instance bad eggs can easily be checked with a candle.
Yet what is for some a warm glow is for others is more a blowtorch.

“Look at how a single candle can both defy and define the darkness.”
Anne Frank

Holy fuckin shit balls guru husa. You on the good source tonight eh.

[husaberg]

Holy fuckin shit balls guru husa. You on the good source tonight eh.

240 volts 50 hertz

[mashman]

240 volts 50 hertz

You just jam your tongue into the socket? For how long?

[Gremlin]

So. Your Toyota Prius is an auto, aye?
I'll confess it's not a bad place to be in traffic. Quiet (until you flatten the batteries anyway). Bit of a giggle consuming no fuel in what could be the most fuel hungry traffic (stop start).

That said, yeesh, it's a snail even planting it a bit, although apparently there's a power mode which wholy defeats the purpose to me... Boss has one, drive it occasionally... Just about need a degree to operate it as it's quite different in startup. Euro switched around stalks don't help either (other vehicle is Xtrail, and my own is a Hiace).

Haven't driven a manual since probably 08 ish, and that was only a little when learning. Don't even know if I could drive one properly now, but autos suit me fine (most driving is around Auckland anyway). Bikes are for fun, vehicles are for carting stuff.

[husaberg]

You just jam your tongue into the socket? For how long?

Freud now what would he make of that?

[mashman]

Freud now what would he make of that?

Something to do with my mother most likely... but she's not that kind of girl.

[husaberg]

Something to do with my mother most likely... but she's not that kind of girl.

But you were thinking it though........... :bleh:
You sick bastard:shutup:

[mashman]

But you were thinking it though...........:shutup:
You sick bastard:bleh:

I see you got me wrong there. She turned me down.

[nzspokes]

I'll confess it's not a bad place to be in traffic. Quiet (until you flatten the batteries anyway). Bit of a giggle consuming no fuel in what could be the most fuel hungry traffic (stop start).

That said, yeesh, it's a snail even planting it a bit, although apparently there's a power mode which wholy defeats the purpose to me... Boss has one, drive it occasionally... Just about need a degree to operate it as it's quite different in startup. Euro switched around stalks don't help either (other vehicle is Xtrail, and my own is a Hiace).

Haven't driven a manual since probably 08 ish, and that was only a little when learning. Don't even know if I could drive one properly now, but autos suit me fine (most driving is around Auckland anyway). Bikes are for fun, vehicles are for carting stuff.

Im one of the few that can drive a manual at work. Wont be long and it will be forgotten for car drivers. Guess thats why some have so much trouble working out the clutch on motorcycles when learning.

[Drew]

Im one of the few that can drive a manual at work. Wont be long and it will be forgotten for car drivers. Guess thats why some have so much trouble working out the clutch on motorcycles when learning.

What a load of old cock! My kids learned to ride at 4 and 5. They got bikes with gears around 7 and had no problem. Some people are just spastic, manual cars have nothing to do with it.

[Akzle]

Some people are just spastic, manual cars have nothing to do with it.

and giving the option of allowing them to be spastic on the road (by allowing imports of automatic vehicles) is a great idea. Cuntington!

[nzspokes]

What a load of old cock! My kids learned to ride at 4 and 5. They got bikes with gears around 7 and had no problem. Some people are just spastic, manual cars have nothing to do with it.

Gezz you got old.

It is very much about lifestyle changes. Back in your day things were done manually and you had big property's. You used equipment to look after them. These days this does not happen.

[sidecar bob]

Gezz you got old.

It is very much about lifestyle changes. Back in your day things were done manually and you had big property's. You used equipment to look after them. These days this does not happen.

Yep, when I was a kid we had to mow a kiwi quarter acre with a push mower every Saturday.
As long as I can pay a bloke $38 to rock up & mow my lawns every week I will never own another lawnmower again.

[Akzle]

Yep, when I was a kid we had to mow a kiwi quarter acre with a push mower every Saturday.
As long as I can pay a bloke $38 to rock up & mow my lawns every week I will never own another lawnmower again.

the fuck you putting on your lawn that it needs mowing every week??
Giz some, i have a different grass that would benefit more...

[JimO]

the fuck you putting on your lawn that it needs mowing every week??
Giz some, i have a different grass that would benefit more...
fucken jews

[Big Dog]

fucken jews

How big a wood chipper do you need to spread that?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[husaberg]

fucken jews

http://image.newsinc.com/28256127.sfxl.jpg?resize=600:*

[sidecar bob]

the fuck you putting on your lawn that it needs mowing every week??
Giz some, i have a different grass that would benefit more...

I live in a fertile part of the country & am quite house proud.

[Big Dog]

I should cut my lawns every week. It winds my neighbours up no end that I don't. Lol.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Murray]

When they started talking mo lawns rather than mo bikes

[Kickaha]

As long as I can pay a bloke $38 to rock up & mow my lawns every week I will never own another lawnmower again.
What fucking lawn? you sure you got one?

[Ocean1]

Yep, when I was a kid we had to mow a kiwi quarter acre with a push mower every Saturday.

Fucking Luxury...

[sidecar bob]

What fucking lawn? you sure you got one?

It's 900 squares, it's not all house & garage. Got the one beside it too now.

[F5 Dave]

What a load of old cock! My kids learned to ride at 4 and 5. They got bikes with gears around 7 and had no problem. . ..
around 7 gears? Early Cagiva Mitos had 7 gears, that's all the examples I can think of. You flash bastard. Or I suppose 6 gears is around 7, but even so.

[Maha]

the fuck you putting on your lawn that it needs mowing every week??


The same stuff you wash off your cock three times a week.

NB: Chicken shit works just as well.

[Banditbandit]

the fuck you putting on your lawn that it needs mowing every week??
Giz some, i have a different grass that would benefit more...

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[scumdog]

Fucking Luxury...


That's 'fookin' loocksharry'.

[oldrider]

When did bikers become so fucken soft? - They were always soft - thats why they try so hard to form an outer hard shell public persona! :stoogie:

[Brett]

My 2c...



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[Brett]

Such Anger! You must be intimidated by our intellect or the prospect that we are likely to earn significantly more in our life time....

- Proud Computer Nerd who did get bullied at school

Dude...really? This is the sort of pontificating bullshit that one should never verbalise. School was school - I was bullied, and bullied on occasion...gotta get over that shit; intellect is subjective; there are a few blokes on here who are not short of a few $$.

[Swoop]

It's quite simple really.
Bikers became "soft" after the rubber-bulb "honk - honk" horns were replaced with electrickimakal noise making devices.
It all went down hill from there.:oi-grr:

[Mom]

It's quite simple really.
Bikers became "soft" after the rubber-bulb "honk - honk" horns were replaced with electrickimakal noise making devices.
It all went down hill from there.:oi-grr:

I reckon it happened when we lost the kick start personally :bleh:

[pete376403]

Leather belts were replaced by chains, and it went downhill from there. That and the loss of carbide lamps and manual oil pumps.

[Genie]

Bikers became soft? Not sure what you base this on. Interesting comment. Loads of winding up on this thread, made for some entertaining light reading on a rainy day with the bike in the garage. I'm far to soft to ride in the rain. I'm soft because who would want to hard? Only a man should get hard, if you know what I mean.

Bikers are just people who happen to ride motorbikes. Some do it better than others, some are useless, but they have to start somewhere. They will progress their riding skills the more they ride.

Anyway, who are you to judge whether a person is soft or not? Have some respect and worry about yourself. I'm over the nastiness that some people spout out, if you can't say anything helpful or constructive then shut the fuck up.

[Drew]

Bikers became soft? Not sure what you base this on. Interesting comment. Loads of winding up on this thread, made for some entertaining light reading on a rainy day with the bike in the garage. I'm far to soft to ride in the rain. I'm soft because who would want to hard? Only a man should get hard, if you know what I mean.

Bikers are just people who happen to ride motorbikes. Some do it better than others, some are useless, but they have to start somewhere. They will progress their riding skills the more they ride.

Anyway, who are you to judge whether a person is soft or not? Have some respect and worry about yourself. I'm over the nastiness that some people spout out, if you can't say anything helpful or constructive then shut the fuck up.

Which is it? A light wind up or nastiness that you think this thread is?

[unstuck]

if you can't say anything helpful or constructive then shut the fuck up.

Well, not much helpful or constructive in that lot, maybe you should shut the fuck up.:bleh::msn-wink:

[Genie]

Well, not much helpful or constructive in that lot, maybe you should shut the fuck up.:bleh::msn-wink:

true that, only one way to shut up a girl

[unstuck]

true that, only one way to shut up a girl

Yeah, give her lots of money so she can go shopping. That way you cant hear her. :innocent:

[TheDemonLord]

true that, only one way to shut up a girl

Bollocks.

There are heaps of ways to shut up a girl.

Theres Duct Tape, Ball Gags, Scolds Bridals......

[F5 Dave]

true that, only one way to shut up a girl
Turn the TV on?

[unstuck]

Only a man should get hard,

Oh, and if you have never had a hard clit, your doing it wrong.:bleh:

[Big Dog]

I reckon it happened when we lost the kick start personally :bleh:

Lol, my preferred bike to ride out of the ones I currently own is kick start only.
Shame I never get to ride it.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

Bollocks.

There are heaps of ways to shut up a girl.

Theres Duct Tape, Ball Gags, Scolds Bridals......

If she gets to the bollocks and you still haven't shut her up you might want to invest in a "Swedish pump".


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Gadget1]

That's 'fookin' loocksharry'.


Good to see a Monty Python phrase used properly.

[Gadget1]

It's quite simple really.
Bikers became "soft" after the rubber-bulb "honk - honk" horns were replaced with electrickimakal noise making devices.
It all went down hill from there.:oi-grr:

Or is it things getting better technology wise, better pay, more choices etc?

[scumdog]

It's quite simple really.
Bikers became "soft" after the rubber-bulb "honk - honk" horns were replaced with electrickimakal noise making devices.
It all went down hill from there.:oi-grr:

Nah, before that - when pneumatic tyres came along.

[scumdog]

Oh, and if you have never had a hard clit, your doing it wrong.:bleh:

Her.

Doing 'her' wrong...