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Oakie
25th March 2015, 18:20
So I was astride my bike getting ready to go back to work having got my Subway for lunch from the Barrington Mall today when this old boy rolls up, stops in front of me and says "I'll give you a race". I looked at his ride, saw the twinkle in his old eyes and after a moment said "Sure" then asked him "Hey can you wheelie that thing?". He threw his head back and roared with laughter like he'd never heard that line before ... then rolled off down the footpath on his mobility scooter. I'm still smiling over that encounter 5 hours later.
nodrog
25th March 2015, 18:22
How is DMNTD these days?
willytheekid
25th March 2015, 19:27
How is DMNTD these days?

well obviously STILL faster than you! :bleh: :laugh:




...:mellow:da fuck have I done
nodrog
25th March 2015, 20:14
well obviously STILL faster than you! :bleh: :laugh:




...:mellow:da fuck have I done

chortland street.
caseye
25th March 2015, 20:49
You Guys! Come on now, expecting us to believe that you'd drag off a mobility scooter, hell, they're easy.
MadDuck
25th March 2015, 20:52
they're easy.

So is Dumpty :)
caseye
25th March 2015, 21:09
So is Dumpty :)

Is your'e name Kari?????????????
Mean ewe is!
mossy1200
25th March 2015, 21:22
<iframe width="640" height="390" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8CwU64Lvb_A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:ar15::ar15::ar15:
Flip
26th March 2015, 13:24
I get the wanna race all the time.

I just say "na it sucks to be beaten".
Monsterbishi
28th March 2015, 19:35
Many years ago now when I was in high school, one of the field trips my computer science class took was to a place which designed/built speed controllers for mobility chairs. They had a test pad of various materials, concrete, carpet, etc, which one day they took to with a chair that had the controller completely bypassed and the motor wired for maximum current.

Result, carpet torn to shreds and black stripes on the concrete!
Conquiztador
28th March 2015, 19:59
Many years ago now when I was in high school, one of the field trips my computer science class took was to a place which designed/built speed controllers for mobility chairs. They had a test pad of various materials, concrete, carpet, etc, which one day they took to with a chair that had the controller completely bypassed and the motor wired for maximum current.

Result, carpet torn to shreds and black stripes on the concrete!

I want one of them... with flames on!!