Five Dollars and a Bag of Chips

[Maha]

Is this bike worth any more than that?
Or is this a worthless Piece of Shit?

I love the ironic location of seller Robert Akerman.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/other/auction-865443295.htm

[caspernz]

The photo is worth a dollar if it's in a frame...whaddayasay Axelrod?

[FJRider]

Is this bike worth any more than that?
Or is this a worthless Piece of Shit?

I love the ironic location of seller.



Aucklander's eh ... ;)


It's worth what someone wants (and is prepared) to pay ... ;)


An offer to pay freight (or pick up) should seal the deal in my opinion. To expect more (by the seller) might be seen to be greedy (and optimistic) ... :yes:

[Laava]

Haha that is hilarious! And that is his best vehicle!

[Maha]

Aucklander's eh ... ;)


It's worth what someone wants (and is prepared) to pay ... ;)


An offer to pay freight (or pick up) should seal the deal in my opinion. To expect more (by the seller) might be seen to be greedy (and optimistic) ... :yes:

Should I have posted it in the Optimistic Sellers thread?
Pick up? why not just bury it? and shit.

[Katman]

Should I have posted it in the Optimistic Sellers thread?
Pick up? why not just bury it?

Well you're certainly doing a good job of advertising it for him.

You might just get a commission.

I'm thinking a soggy chip.

[FJRider]

Should I have posted it in the Optimistic Sellers thread?

I was thinking that very thing .... The wonders of hindsight eh ... :calm:

[FJRider]

Haha that is hilarious! And that is his best vehicle!

suzuki owners eh .. :beer:

[Maha]

Well you're certainly doing a good job of advertising it for him.

On here? you must be fucking joking, I will personally bring a chocolate fish to Wide Open Throttle Motorcycle shop if it sells on here...deal?

Comical as fuck advertising, can't wait to find his FB account.
No conspiracy here Steve, it's all factual.

[Katman]

On here? you must be fucking joking, I will personally bring a chocolate fish to Wide Open Throttle Motorcycle shop if it sells on here...deal?

Comical as fuck advertising, can't wait to find his FB account.
No conspiracy here Steve, it all factual.

He's parting it out Mark - or didn't you notice that you found it in the Parts for Sale section?

[Maha]

He's parting it out Mark - or didn't you notice that you found it in the Parts for Sale section?

So two bags of chips then? what a greedy fuck.

[Akzle]

can't wait to find his FB account.

fucking retard, how many times have i said that fb is jew shit for jew cunts.
By all means, jack off over the thought of me though.
(have a look for my findsomeone, dont get too upset if i dont reply to your advances though)

also, you old white gits, none of this is new and people have posted it before you.
Yawn gasm.
Come up for a beer and a braai sometime, im sure you cant be as big a douche irl.

[Murray]

Come up for a beer and a braai sometime, im sure you cant be as big a douche irl.

A Braai?? So thats where all the racism shit and stupity comes from. Also the negative comments after we beat the SA's at cricket. Go home sonny

[nzspokes]

fucking retard, how many times have i said that fb is jew shit for jew cunts.
By all means, jack off over the thought of me though.
(have a look for my findsomeone, dont get too upset if i dont reply to your advances though)

also, you old white gits, none of this is new and people have posted it before you.
Yawn gasm.
Come up for a beer and a braai sometime, im sure you cant be as big a douche irl.

Do you own a actual motorcycle? One that runs?

[Akzle]

A Braai?? So thats where all the racism shit and stupity comes from. Also the negative comments after we beat the SA's at cricket. Go home sonny

hahahahahaha.
Yeah. And i blame jews because im palestinian. And hate you crackers cos im black.
Your bullshit stereotypes.

[mashman]

A Braai?? So thats where all the racism shit and stupity comes from. Also the negative comments after we beat the SA's at cricket. Go home sonny

Wasn't my experience... and if nothing else, the sunrise from a comfy armchair is pretty spectacular :yes: Clean air n shit. That and I missed the earthquake in welly... which happened at exactly the same moment as the first beer was opened, spooooooky.

[Maha]

fucking retard, how many times have i said that fb is jew shit for jew cunts.
By all means, jack off over the thought of me though.
(have a look for my findsomeone, dont get too upset if i dont reply to your advances though)

also, you old white gits, none of this is new and people have posted it before you.
Yawn gasm.
Come up for a beer and a braai sometime, im sure you cant be as big a douche irl.

Now now Mr Akerman, or can I use any of these? zell, akerman, bob, akanz, robness, rob, mitchell ?

[Akzle]

Now now Mr Akerman, or can I use any of these? zell, akerman, bob, akanz, robness, rob, mitchell ?

call me susan if it makes you happy love ;)

[Murray]

call me susan if it makes you happy love ;)

Suzie?? - The bloody All Black poisoner - Should have guessed

[kiwi cowboy]

suzuki owners eh .. :beer:

Hey fuck you. I also own a yammy too ( well actually 2.5 yammies)

[Katman]

....im sure you cant be as big a douche irl.

Wanna bet?

[FJRider]

... No conspiracy here Steve, it's all farcical.

There ... fixed it for you ...

[Akzle]

Wanna bet?

no.
I wanted to lure him here then bury him under the caravan with the whores.

Foiled again!

[Akzle]

im guna jack off and go to bed. The alarm is set for 11am. I have a big day tomorow.

Goodnight kb! Laku noch!

[Murray]

Goodnight kb! Laku noch!

So you have a mix of South African and Bulgarian - are you sure your not from Roswell??

[Voltaire]

Once the bike is sent to the tip he can go back to his other forum :yawn::violin:

http://mitsubishiforum.com/forum/everything-else-37/magna-transaxle-45022/

no f%*n on that one.

[Maha]

im guna jack off and go to bed. The alarm is set for 11am. I have a big day tomorow.

Goodnight kb! Laku noch!

Job interview?

[nzspokes]

Once the bike is sent to the tip he can go back to his other forum :yawn::violin:

http://mitsubishiforum.com/forum/everything-else-37/magna-transaxle-45022/

no f%*n on that one.

He is getting shit fuel economy.

[nodrog]

im guna jack off and go to bed. The alarm is set for 11am. I have a big day tomorow.

Goodnight kb! Laku noch!

before you go to bed, does it have a gear indicator at the top of the dash? I want the little bulbs inside if it does.

I have chips.

[Ender EnZed]

This game is approaching DB 2.0.

[Akzle]

before you go to bed, does it have a gear indicator at the top of the dash? I want the little bulbs inside if it does.

I have chips.

yes oi.
Tell me more about these chips

[nodrog]

yes oi.
Tell me more about these chips

Send me them and I may send you some chips.

[Maha]

This game is approaching DB 2.0.

We'll see, DB used to complain to the Mods all the time, whereas, Acker the Whacker is quite capable of typing/texting with one hand... iykwim.

[F5 Dave]

Laugh? I did.

DB 2.0 was good too.

So what percentage of the 'high profile' users on this forum actually don't ride bikes?

[Latte]

Now now Mr Akerman, or can I use any of these? zell, akerman, bob, akanz, robness, rob, mitchell ?

You've gone to a lot of effort .. obviously he's got under your skin.

Akzle 1
Maha 0

[mashman]

Laugh? I did.

DB 2.0 was good too.

So what percentage of the 'high profile' users on this forum actually don't ride bikes?

I haven't ridden mine in about 18 months.

[Akzle]

Send me them and I may send you some chips.

you're such a flirt. unfortunately, that's not how business works, and i'm all about the business.

[Akzle]

So what percentage of the 'high profile' users on this forum actually don't ride bikes?

i think ed went for a ride the other day...

[nodrog]

you're such a flirt. unfortunately, that's not how business works, and i'm all about the business.

Roffle cakes.

Business is also about customer service, you spent all day fucking around on internets and took nearly 12 hours to respond to a question. I've purchased off shore, fuck the economy its on your shoulders.

[nodrog]

i think ed went for a ride the other day...

on Santa's sleigh with the Easter bunny and Jesus?

[Edbear]

i think ed went for a ride the other day...

Yebbut they're talking about bikes...

[Maha]

You've gone to a lot of effort .. obviously he's got under your skin.

Akzle 1
Maha 0

Copy and Paste? no effort at all.

[unstuck]

Just when you thought KB couldn't get any more childish.:facepalm:
Sorry Maha but this thread says to me that you are the one with the issue here. Why even start a thread like this? I have told you before that I respect you and your opinion, but this is just childish.

[husaberg]

Just when you thought KB couldn't get any more childish.:facepalm:
Sorry Maha but this thread says to me that you are the one with the issue here. Why even start a thread like this? I have told you before that I respect you and your opinion, but this is just childish.

I see a very similar thread started by Axel just to bait people. Is baiting people not childish Stucky?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/173918-Enough-s-enough

Maybe if he did less attention and more whoring.

[Banditbandit]

So what percentage of the 'high profile' users on this forum actually don't ride bikes?

Good question - who the hell would know???



I haven't ridden mine in about 18 months.

Shame on you - leaving the poor thing to its own devices for so long. I'd be pissed off if I was treated like that.



i think ed went for a ride the other day...

Are you sure that was not "high flying"?

[mashman]

Shame on you - leaving the poor thing to its own devices for so long. I'd be pissed off if I was treated like that.

I apologise to the Prila almost daily. Why do people talk to their bikes?

[Banditbandit]

I apologise to the Prila almost daily. Why do people talk to their bikes?

I dunno about others ... but mine's alive ...

[Big Dog]

I apologise to the Prila almost daily. Why do people talk to their bikes?

Because if she's going to hang out between my legs on a daily basis I probably ought to know her name and make small talk.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[mashman]

I dunno about others ... but mine's alive ...


Because if she's going to hang out between my legs on a daily basis I probably ought to know her name and make small talk.

Furry muff... crazy fuckers.

[Reckless]

fucking retard, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Wondered why the reaction was so strong :sick:

Call me a dumb cunt but I just caught on DUH :brick:

Your fucking shitting me "Really"??.................. so this (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/other/auction-865443295.htm) is what takes to qualify for 3700 posts on a biker site :crazy:

Even Skidmark actually rode? Well fuck me its a bloody joke, just a sad sad situation la la la :facepalm:

[Katman]

Wondered why the reaction was so strong :sick:

Call me a dumb cunt but I just caught on DUH :brick:

Your fucking shitting me "Really"??.................. so this (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/other/auction-865443295.htm) is what takes to qualify for 3700 posts on a biker site :crazy:

Even Skidmark actually rode? Well fuck me its a bloody joke, just a sad sad situation la la la :facepalm:

Your superiority complex is rather amusing.

[F5 Dave]

Nah he's right.

[Katman]

Nah he's right.

Really?

Personally, I think Akzle contributes more to this site than the likes of the morons who feel the need to start a thread asking would bike they should buy next.

[nodrog]

really?

Personally, i think akzle contributes more to this site than the likes of the morons who feel the need to start a thread asking would bike they should buy next.

gsxr 1000
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[Katman]

gsxr 1000
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Stop fucking storking me man.

[Madness]

Stop fucking storking me man.

One root and he thinks you're married, huh?

[nodrog]

Stop fucking storking me man.

https://thatsrontoyou.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/stalking-on-internet1.jpg

[Big Dog]

Really?

Personally, I think Akzle contributes more to this site than the likes of the morons who feel the need to start a thread asking would bike they should buy next.

Yeah, I get the ones where they have some sort of special need or disability... like I get it when someone says "I am 6'6" 160kg, what LAMS should I buy?" or "I am only 5'0" and 40kg what can I reach the ground on?"

What I don't get is the constant stream of "I want a GN250, could someone please validate my decision or tell me what I should do so I can ignore your opinions until someone does validate me?" threads.
FFS if you want to buy a bike google it. If you have a specific query state it or just buy the fucking thing an then post a "I bought this awsome bike can you please either validate me or make me cry? thread.

[Katman]

FFS if you want to buy a bike google it. If you have a specific query state it or just buy the fucking thing an then post a "I bought this awsome bike can you please either validate me or make me cry? thread.

Yet it sounds so simple.:sherlock:

[Maha]

asking would bike they should buy next.

What do those words together, mean in your world?

[Katman]

What do those words together, mean in your world?

Wow, you got me Mark.

I must have started Easter before you.

[Madness]

I must have started Easter before you.

Fucking eggs!

[Katman]

Fucking eggs!

Which came first?

[Ender EnZed]

Stop fucking storking me man.

You makin' a baby?

[F5 Dave]

Really?

Personally, I think Akzle contributes more to this site than the likes of the morons who feel the need to start a thread asking would bike they should buy next.
We'll even Jim2 has one of those threads going. The difference between him and you is despite being a grumpy old bugger he is almost universally liked on this forum.

Perhaps you should start a bike thread. I'll start you off suggesting a Hyobag Aquila - so you can improve your cool factor.

[Katman]

You makin' a baby?

He wishes.

[Madness]

The difference between...


Actually, Katman has quite a lot more hair than Jim and is taller as well.

Just saying.

[Katman]

We'll even Jim2 has one of those threads going. The difference between him and you is despite being a grumpy old bugger he is almost universally liked on this forum.

Perhaps you should start a bike thread. I'll start you off suggesting a Hyobag Aquila - so you can improve your cool factor.

OMG.

I'm going to pretend you're joking.

[F5 Dave]

Actually, Katman has quite a lot more hair than Jim and is taller as well.

Just saying.
Are you including facial hair? I'm just sayin

[Madness]

Are you including facial hair? I'm just sayin


No, topside only. To include that I'd need a current Jim pic for accuracy. That said, he'd probably need a full-on Santa beard just to stay in the hunt. The recession, ya know...