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Stylo
10th April 2015, 18:05
Struggling a little with why he's getting the push. Evidently due to falling ratings vs the likes of Seven sharp and other channels with 'humorous' entertainment programmes on the same time slot according to owners Media works.

Seven Sharp ? Give me a break.

Mike.Gayner
10th April 2015, 18:14
It surprises me that anyone watches any of garbage on evening TV at all. Frankly I don't care. I don't care about Campbell, I don't care about 7 Sharp, and I don't care about watching the news that I already knew about 6 hours ago from the internet.

yokel
10th April 2015, 18:15
Struggling a little with why he's getting the push. Evidently due to falling ratings vs the likes of Seven sharp and other channels with 'humorous' entertainment programmes on the same time slot according to owners Media works.

Seven Sharp ? Give me a break.

He is a bleeding heart leftist muppet, good fucking riddance.

oldrider
10th April 2015, 18:33
He is a bleeding heart leftist muppet, good fucking riddance.

TV3 is the same as Campbell generally but without Campbell it was better than 7 Sharp happy happy look at me club. :facepalm:

yokel
10th April 2015, 18:43
TV3 is the same as Campbell generally but without Campbell it was better than 7 Sharp happy happy look at me club. :facepalm:

my mum puts people into 3 categories, TV 1 watchers, TV 2 watchers and TV 3 watchers haha

Trade_nancy
10th April 2015, 18:43
Yeh..didn't like him...no loss to my viewing.

JATZ
10th April 2015, 18:46
To be replaced by...

Paul Henry?? :lol:

Waihou Thumper
10th April 2015, 18:47
Don't New Zealand Television stations realise that we NZ'ers have access to the Internet and know the news hours before it actually gets reported...
Never liked the show, he is arrogant and tries too hard. Come to think of it, all of them are.....
Never watch then, far too much good information in other mediums.

yokel
10th April 2015, 19:10
Don't New Zealand Television stations realise that we NZ'ers have access to the Internet and know the news hours before it actually gets reported...
Never liked the show, he is arrogant and tries too hard. Come to think of it, all of them are.....
Never watch then, far too much good information in other mediums.

Internet killed the TV star?

TV personalities are soulless corporate mouth pieces.

marmel
10th April 2015, 19:15
He is a bleeding heart leftist muppet, good fucking riddance.

Too right, lost all respect for him when he was fawning all over David Bain when he was found "not guilty".

R650R
10th April 2015, 19:24
I'm long past watching these shows but never thought much of old Cauliflower ears... Mostly sensationalist tabloid style nonsense, got his arse handed to him in many an interview with Winston, even Herr Clarke whipped him, hard questions lol.... in recent years hes matured and done some ok stuff though.

Replacing with Jono and Ben just shows state of nations intelligence and the contempt they hold of our society.

AllanB
10th April 2015, 19:27
He used to be very good but has been slowly been morphing into a bumbling irrelevant impersonation of a later day Paul Holmes.

And is hair is dumb.

Akzle
10th April 2015, 20:30
i must be a rare breed. I dont give a fuck about 'news' till 6pm, when i LISTEN to it (on the wireless)


tbh. I dont give much of a fuck after i listen to it either.

'Tv' and 'personality' usually arent found in the same house.

98tls
10th April 2015, 20:41
:sleep:Shortland street/Campbell live:tugger:same shit different time,both about as entertaining as a fly with no wings but i can fully understand why both are applauded by many in this country.

jim.cox
11th April 2015, 07:22
Broadcast television has become irrelevant.

It is oversaturated with advertising and the programming is utter crap.

Campbell is probably better than that wanker Hosking or the twat Henry - but I still would not waste my life with any of them.

Ignore them and they will go away (eventually)

admenk
11th April 2015, 07:51
Ignore them and they will go away (eventually)


.....but how long do we have to wait? :argh:

skippa1
11th April 2015, 09:01
No loss good ridence

The Reibz
11th April 2015, 09:17
John Campbell is full of shit. Not as bad as Mike Hoskings though.
Would still rather shit in my hands and clap than watch either of them

Grumph
11th April 2015, 10:53
Well, looks like I'm in the minority here...I'm going to say that it will be a great pity if the programme folds.
Having a TV programme who will expose rorts whether in local government or business has been a bloody useful court of last resort in several cases.

Personally, having been in dispute with our local council for several years now, having the threat of going to the media held over them has been absolutely essential. If this programmes goes, what are you going to do ? Go on facebook and moan to your friends ? Write to the papers ? The ability to hold an organisation up to public exposure somewhere is a necessity.

Having a public forum where organisations are held to account has been a very necessary part of the ChCh earthquake sorting out process.
Believe me, if campbell hadn't got involved the shit would have just festered as without public scrutiny, nothing would have been done...

Gadget1
11th April 2015, 11:33
Well, looks like I'm in the minority here...I'm going to say that it will be a great pity if the programme folds.
Having a TV programme who will expose rorts whether in local government or business has been a bloody useful court of last resort in several cases.

Personally, having been in dispute with our local council for several years now, having the threat of going to the media held over them has been absolutely essential. If this programmes goes, what are you going to do ? Go on facebook and moan to your friends ? Write to the papers ? The ability to hold an organisation up to public exposure somewhere is a necessity.

Having a public forum where organisations are held to account has been a very necessary part of the ChCh earthquake sorting out process.
Believe me, if campbell hadn't got involved the shit would have just festered as without public scrutiny, nothing would have been done...


While I agree about the programme being worthwhile, I dislike both Hoskings amd Campbell. Their delivery and attitudes are hard to take.

Fair go seems to be fairly solid as a revealer of rorts and ratbags though.

PrincessBandit
11th April 2015, 12:19
To be possibly replaced by another home grown soap? Now THAT is "give me a fricken break".
I can't remember anything at all that has ever been a NZ soap remotely worth watching.

We do bloody great docos though!

tri boy
11th April 2015, 12:27
To be replaced by...

Paul Henry?? :lol:

Don't even joke about that possibility.:nono:
That lil "look at me, i'm so awesome" wank stain has failed in every media venture he has been involved with.

Licking shit stain off public toilets is what he would be most useful for.

awa355
11th April 2015, 13:01
Television viewing used to start at 6pm once. These days, 6pm would be a good time to finish broadcasting. :sleep::sleep::sleep:

Grumph
11th April 2015, 13:04
While I agree about the programme being worthwhile, I dislike both Hoskings amd Campbell. Their delivery and attitudes are hard to take.

Fair go seems to be fairly solid as a revealer of rorts and ratbags though.

Fair Go is made by the State Broadcaster...if they tried to take on EQC or EQR - or probably even local government, I'd bet on the Minister having something to say to them.
Media Works took delight in exposing official cockups and did it very well too.

Gadget1
11th April 2015, 13:25
Fair Go is made by the State Broadcaster...if they tried to take on EQC or EQR - or probably even local government, I'd bet on the Minister having something to say to them.
Media Works took delight in exposing official cockups and did it very well too.


The Fair Go motto is however about taking on anyone be it "a local shop, a megacorporation or the Government", which is as it should be.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 14:10
I can't remember anything at all that has ever been a NZ soap remotely worth watching.


outrageous fortune was worth a giggle.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 14:11
Having a public forum where organisations are held to account has been a very necessary part of the ChCh earthquake sorting out process.
Believe me, if campbell hadn't got involved the shit would have just festered as without public scrutiny, nothing would have been done...

what... you mean your elected officials aren't monopolising in your favour?


you should vote about it.

Bikemad
11th April 2015, 14:17
It surprises me that anyone watches any of garbage on evening TV at all. Frankly I don't care. I don't care about Campbell, I don't care about 7 Sharp, and I don't care about watching the news that I already knew about 6 hours ago from the internet.

yup thats about right...........couple of weeks ago the second BIG story of the night was.......wait for it..........Zane is leaving one direction......WTF News?........now if someone had shot the prick........that would be newsworthy.............if your a ten year old girl

Grumph
11th April 2015, 14:23
what... you mean your elected officials aren't monopolising in your favour?


you should vote about it.

Be very, very thankful it didn't happen in your area....At least for the next generation or so, if it happens again, some lessons may be remembered.

And, yeah, I was surprised there were any National MP's returned from ChCh in the last elections, possibly less next time. None have covered themselves in glory.

JimO
11th April 2015, 14:29
outrageous fortune was worth a giggle.
it was shortland st for bogans

bogan
11th April 2015, 14:56
it was shortland st for bogans

Bit higher caliber of actors and writers than old shorty though.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 16:20
it was shortland st for bogans

i never saw too much of it, but it was pretty fucken crackup. plus hotties all over the place. robyn malcom still pretty spunky too.

and it didn't have "who is the doctor sleeping with this week" theme. EVERY FUKEN WEEK.
or dr ropata. or various contrived undeveloped intrasexual relationship issues.

not that i know anything about shitland street.<_<

Swoop
11th April 2015, 16:25
my mum puts people into 3 categories, TV 1 watchers, TV 2 watchers and TV 3 watchers haha
Your Mum should put you to bed much earlier.


Well, looks like I'm in the minority here...I'm going to say that it will be a great pity if the programme folds.
Move along the seat and make room for another.

The only independent person through the Cunterbury insurance fiasco.

For Mediadosen'tWork to contemplate removing Campbell for some tripe "soapy" says quite a lot. Perhaps greater plans are afoot for Paul Henry?


To be possibly replaced by another home grown soap? Now THAT is "give me a fricken break".
I can't remember anything at all that has ever been a NZ soap remotely worth watching.
Gah! Thud. We agree on something!

Swoop
11th April 2015, 16:27
robyn malcom still pretty spunky too.

Dopey bint.
Requires stabbing & burying under a caravan.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 16:32
Dopey bint.
Requires stabbing & burying under a caravan.

she hugs trees and shit.
and i'm all about trees. and shit.

Virago
11th April 2015, 16:44
She's a silly bint. She thought she could barge into The Hobbit employment contracts and wave a big stick. She was seriously wrong. I think she's still licking her wounds.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 17:12
She's a silly bint. She thought she could barge into The Hobbit employment contracts and wave a big stick. She was seriously wrong. I think she's still licking her wounds.

i give exactly 0 fucks about hobbits.


however, i'm rather opposed to selling legislation to the jew S of A.

Wingnut
11th April 2015, 17:30
Guess the Moon Man fella will be happy to see JC go. Remember watching an "interview" (term used extremely loosely) with that guy after the CHCH earthquakes when the MM was predicting earthquakes etc. Poor bastard never even got an opportunity to give his side of things. JC ripped strips of the poor bugger, Was a fucken joke of an interview. Never watched that JC Live program after that.....

Kickaha
11th April 2015, 17:32
Guess the Moon Man fella will be happy to see JC go. Remember watching an "interview" (term used extremely loosely) with that guy after the CHCH earthquakes when the MM was predicting earthquakes etc. Poor bastard never even got an opportunity to give his side of things. JC ripped strips of the poor bugger, Was a fucken joke of an interview. Never watched that JC Live program after that.....

It was probably wrong for JC to do that without right of reply but that scaremongering cunt deserved a fucking good serve

Wingnut
11th April 2015, 17:35
It was probably wrong for JC to do that without right of reply but that scaremongering cunt deserved a fucking good serve

Yea hear ya. I'm no MM fan but if he agreed to go on he should have atleast been given an opportunity. I was genuinely interested to hear his perspective. JC fucked that....

Virago
11th April 2015, 17:47
i give exactly 0 fucks about hobbits.


however, i'm rather opposed to selling legislation to the jew S of A.

Meh. Still wanking on about jews, eh?

No doubt you're happily bludging the tax money paid by those who worked on the movies.

Tazz
11th April 2015, 18:13
Meh, can't say I ever liked or watched it. If it has done its dash and is no longer relevant then so be it. A lot of news outlets and publications are going that way because they have stuck with the same format. Times change.

The saddest thing here is that 7 sharp is popular. I've only seen bits of it twice and tragic is a nice way of describing it.

Ocean1
11th April 2015, 18:20
Seems there's a very large gap between what people say they like to watch and what the ratings say they watch.

I mean, Campbell may be gone because apparently people didn't watch his shit. And yet most here want him around.

And most seem to have a problem with 7sharp. Yet apparently it rates higher than a hot thing.

Seems to me you just can't trust what anyone says, y'know? :shifty:

pete376403
11th April 2015, 19:46
i never saw too much of it, but it was pretty fucken crackup. plus hotties all over the place. robyn malcom still pretty spunky too.

and it didn't have "who is the doctor sleeping with this week" theme. EVERY FUKEN WEEK.
or dr ropata. or various contrived undeveloped intrasexual relationship issues.

not that i know anything about shitland street.<_<

You might have liked "Upper Middle Bogan" - Australian program but it did have Robyn Malcolm and drag racing.

Grumph
11th April 2015, 19:49
Seems there's a very large gap between what people say they like to watch and what the ratings say they watch.

I mean, Campbell may be gone because apparently people didn't watch his shit. And yet most here want him around.

And most seem to have a problem with 7sharp. Yet apparently it rates higher than a hot thing.

Seems to me you just can't trust what anyone says, y'know? :shifty:

looking at the "most watched" bit in the TV guide as i do occasionally, i often shake my head at the sheer incomprehensibility of the list...i find it incredible that people actually watch some of that shit. i've suspected for years that a large proportion of the population never change channels from the default setting of TV1. So much for the ratings system.
And no, the first couple of pages of this thread were, good riddance. i'd put it at about 70% want it gone....I'm interested to see where they think they can go to publicise an injustice after this. When it happens to you it will hit home.

pete376403
11th April 2015, 19:52
Seems there's a very large gap between what people say they like to watch and what the ratings say they watch.

I mean, Campbell may be gone because apparently people didn't watch his shit. And yet most here want him around.

And most seem to have a problem with 7sharp. Yet apparently it rates higher than a hot thing.

Seems to me you just can't trust what anyone says, y'know? :shifty:

Anyone here ever been part of the "ratings" audience? I've never, in the 50 odd years of TV viewing - I was about 10 when my parents got their first TV - been asked my opinion of any shows or queried of my viewing habits.

Seems a very small and select group have undue influence over what is or is not broadcast.

Ocean1
11th April 2015, 20:13
I'm interested to see where they think they can go to publicise an injustice after this. When it happens to you it will hit home.

You mean; Kiwibiker isn't the very last word in authoritative conspiracy mongering?

I've actually never watched it. Well, not after the first couple. I thought there was a definite tendency to manufacture angst, and frankly I'm sick of it.

Which isn't to say the press doesn't have a role to play in keeping shysters, official and otherwise as honest as possible. I just have an aversion to the artificial variety.

FJRider
11th April 2015, 20:19
... I thought there was a definite tendency to manufacture angst, and frankly I'm sick of it.



Sounds like KB to me ... :facepalm:

Ocean1
11th April 2015, 20:21
Anyone here ever been part of the "ratings" audience? I've never, in the 50 odd years of TV viewing - I was about 10 when my parents got their first TV - been asked my opinion of any shows or queried of my viewing habits.

Seems a very small and select group have undue influence over what is or is not broadcast.

I seem to recall someone calling to ask family preferences, must have been at least 30 years ago. They haven't called back. :baby:

There's known statistical difference between volunteered opinions on preferences and the superset of all actual preferences. The more vocal are often the minority.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 20:21
You might have liked "Upper Middle Bogan" - Australian program but it did have Robyn Malcolm and drag racing.

i might have. If i ever give enough of a fuck ill let you know.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 20:24
looking at...TV ...i find it incredible that people actually watch...that shit.

edited to reflect my opinion which is more correct than yours.

Akzle
11th April 2015, 20:55
they can measure how many people choon in by how many gigawatts the antenna draws.
Easier now its digital and your tv tells them what when and where.
Soon: with who and how you feel about it.

IkieBikie
11th April 2015, 21:02
they can measure how many people choon in by how many gigawatts the antenna draws.
Easier now its digital and your tv tells them what when and where.
Soon: with who and how you feel about it.

So when I go to the local and theres anywhere between 10-100 people watching the All Blacks - how do they know that (not saying people go to the local to watch Campbell) and ye I am interested in this!

Berries
11th April 2015, 21:46
I can't remember anything at all that has ever been a NZ soap remotely worth watching.

We do bloody great docos though! I hate to piss on your fire but Shortland Street is NOT a documentary.

PrincessBandit
11th April 2015, 22:39
I hate to piss on your fire but Shortland Street is NOT a documentary.

:wait: :scratch: :rolleyes:

husaberg
11th April 2015, 23:46
Bit higher caliber of actors and writers than old shorty though.

WTF it was the same actors likely the same directors to......... it was also not a daily soap either but the young asian girl grrrrrrrrr.

bogan
11th April 2015, 23:50
WTF it was the same actors......... it was also not a daily soap but the young asian girl grrrrrrrrr.

Pffft, some were the same people, but had grown in caliber (that bird who played aurora for example); others were just a class above (Van/Jethro. wolf) as evidenced by their going on to much bigger roles. Defiance (wolf) is alright, but Banshee (van/jethro) is fucking top tier.

husaberg
12th April 2015, 00:07
Pffft, some were the same people, but had grown in caliber (that bird who played aurora for example); others were just a class above (Van/Jethro. wolf) as evidenced by their going on to much bigger roles. Defiance (wolf) is alright, but Banshee (van/jethro) is fucking top tier.

Oh fuck have a google I did I can't remember they names though.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Antony_starr_shortland_street.jpg

Starr began his professional acting career early in the 1990s with a small part in Shortland Street and guest roles in Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
Starr had a recurring role on the soap opera Shortland Street for several weeks in 2001.
In 2001, Starr was cast in Mercy Peak as Todd Van der Velter, one of the no-good, white trash Van der Velter brothers. It was a guest role that he had throughout Mercy Peak’s three seasons. He also received a role as the brother of long running character Waverley Wilson in the soap opera Shortland Street. He appeared for several weeks as part of the write out of the Minnie Crozier character. Starr did not like the fast pace of the show and thought his performances suffered due to it.
NZ is a small place the directors were also nearly all worked at both at some stage.

The cute Asian was on Young performers or what ever it was called.


Robyn Malcolm
http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1285247098/837/4162837.jpg
Malcolm's first long-running television role was nurse Ellen Crozier in soap opera Shortland Street. She appeared on the show for five years and was nominated for Best Actress at the 1998 TV Guide Television Awards

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Shane Cortese
Cortese made his Shortland Street debut in early 2003 as the character of Dominic Thompson. The character stayed on screen for just under 2 years, before dying in one of the shows most iconic and well received storylines.


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Claire Chitham
Claire rose to fame as Waverley Harrison (née Wilson) in the New Zealand TV show Shortland Street, from 1994–1995 and 1997–2005 and Aurora Bay in Outrageous Fortune from 2006-2007.

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Kirk Torrance
2004-2005 Shortland Street
Dr. Bronson Paraone

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John Leigh (born 1965) is an actor in New Zealand. He has had roles in New Zealand TV shows such as Shortland Street

http://www.outrageousfortune.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/OF5-ep9a-Elizabeth-Hawthorne-as-Ngaire-Frank-Whitten-as-Ted-150x100.jpg
Shortland Street (1995–1996) ... Dr. Julia Thornton

R650R
12th April 2015, 08:03
Anyone here ever been part of the "ratings" audience? I've never, in the 50 odd years of TV viewing - I was about 10 when my parents got their first TV - been asked my opinion of any shows or queried of my viewing habits.

Seems a very small and select group have undue influence over what is or is not broadcast.

A family member who has a mild mental illness was for some time... that explains the program choices these days... Obviously they have no vetting procedures, its just whoever is interested when they advertise for respondants.
Was about ten years ago and quite a hefty paper survey form would arrive in mail for him often. I guess its probably online these days, but really how many normal people would have the time or be bothered to do it...
A lot of viewing data is remotely collected these days via sky etc, they 'know' what people are watching.

BTW had a hot date last night, when she said she loved watching Campbell live I knew it was all over... screw you JC LOL....

Voltaire
12th April 2015, 13:01
I'd rather watch " The Axzle Show" than Paul Henry or Mike Hoskins (:laugh:)

Akzle
12th April 2015, 14:33
I'd rather watch " The Axzle Show" than Paul Henry or Mike Hoskins (:laugh:)

vote it up man

Swoop
12th April 2015, 14:57
looking at the "most watched" bit in the TV guide as i do occasionally, i often shake my head at the sheer incomprehensibility of the list...i find it incredible that people actually watch some of that shit. i've suspected for years that a large proportion of the population never change channels from the default setting of TV1. So much for the ratings system.

Quite correct. That list is made up from some dubious gathering of data, presumably from Bob and Janet at the retirement village where the audience isn't physically able to get up and change the channel even if they wanted to.

As you quite rightly say, who else is left to turn to? Certainly not 7 Blunt with its vacuous drivel.

Voltaire
12th April 2015, 15:34
http://nativemobile.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Television-is-Dead-Long-Live-Television-Forrester-Posits-News-of-TVs-Death-Is-%E2%80%98Widely-Exaggerated%E2%80%99.jpg

Why bother with TVNZ's and Media Works pathetic offerings and loooong add breaks when you can watch the BBC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1w85qMqIjs
You need 'Global Mode' which said dinosaur TV companies are trying to shut down.

carbonhed
12th April 2015, 16:42
A family member who has a mild mental illness was for some time...

That'd be the pick of the bunch then...for sure.

R650R
12th April 2015, 18:57
That'd be the pick of the bunch then...for sure.

Thanks for swallowing, Ill shout you dinner now...

mashman
12th April 2015, 19:12
A family member who has a mild mental illness was for some time... that explains the program choices these days... Obviously they have no vetting procedures, its just whoever is interested when they advertise for respondants.
Was about ten years ago and quite a hefty paper survey form would arrive in mail for him often. I guess its probably online these days, but really how many normal people would have the time or be bothered to do it...
A lot of viewing data is remotely collected these days via sky etc, they 'know' what people are watching.

BTW had a hot date last night, when she said she loved watching Campbell live I knew it was all over... screw you JC LOL....

They can tell that a person is in front of the tv when it's on?

Akzle
12th April 2015, 19:19
They can tell that a person is in front of the tv when it's on?

how many and what gender. If youre a microsoft kinda guy.
And subliminals.

mashman
12th April 2015, 19:24
how many and what gender. If youre a microsoft kinda guy.
And subliminals.

Aaaaaah... but we're a tin foil hat wearing household... they don't know we exist.

Akzle
12th April 2015, 20:02
you know you need two layers eh? Shiny side in and shiny side out, to stop them beaming ideas in and sucking them out

Swoop
13th April 2015, 08:59
Aaaaaah... but we're a tin foil hat wearing household... they don't know we exist.

Well, that certainly would be an advantage!

Perhaps like Saul's brother in "Better call Saul"?

mashman
13th April 2015, 12:04
you know you need two layers eh? Shiny side in and shiny side out, to stop them beaming ideas in and sucking them out

Dammit.


Well, that certainly would be an advantage!

Perhaps like Saul's brother in "Better call Saul"?

lol... sounds like a much better reason

Banditbandit
13th April 2015, 12:24
They can tell that a person is in front of the tv when it's on?

Once ratings are done by asking large groups of people to keep a media diary - write down, every 15 minutes, what TV programme, radio station etc they are listening to, watching or reading. It's done over a two or three week period ...

Now volunteers agree to have a monitoring device attached to their TV so Neilson can see what they are watching ... (I haven't worked in the media for a while so I'm not sure in Nielson in God-zone us media diaries or monitoring boxes)

This gives the ratings company a reasonably accurate picture - so long as the people in the survey are honest, and that the groups are reasonably representative ...

(http://www.nielsen.com/us/en/solutions/measurement/television.html )

Nothing's perfect - I'm not supporting/not supporting the system - just saying how it works ..

mada
13th April 2015, 18:14
who cares - even if he's done some good stuff...

If they ever try and touch our beloved Coro Street, there will be trouble.... :rolleyes:

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/john-key-pledges-fight-coro-switch-4428912

Akzle
13th April 2015, 18:54
i dont knw what this thread was about, or who john campbell is, but apparently the news is going to be cut to a half hour. Which is fuken terrible, then we wouldnt know about stuff like this:
http://www.3news.co.nz/world/are-beards-bad-for-you-2015041318


also. Fuck paul henry. Cant get away from the cunt.

mashman
13th April 2015, 19:08
Once ratings are done ... :sleep:[/url] )

Nothing's perfect - I'm not supporting/not supporting the system - just saying how it works ..

One of life's little irrelevances. T'were sarcasm I were using.

Oh you support it ;)

Swoop
13th April 2015, 19:20
If they ever try and touch our beloved Coro Street, there will be trouble....

The retards who watch that drivel should be sent off to the local retirement village.
It should be broadcast at 1pm or 1am only. This is for the dementia-addled pensioners or for the more able-bodied and who own a "video recorder".

Not that you personally fall into this category, Mr Mada. Or do you?:scratch::bleh:

mashman
13th April 2015, 19:26
The retards who watch that drivel should be sent off to the local retirement village.
It should be broadcast at 1pm or 1am only. This is for the dementia-addled pensioners or for the more able-bodied and who own a "video recorder".

Woh woh woh. I look forward to coro. Leave it where it is.

Stylo
13th April 2015, 19:28
Once ratings are done by asking large groups of people to keep a media diary - write down, every 15 minutes, what TV programme, radio station etc they are listening to, watching or reading. It's done over a two or three week period ...

Now volunteers agree to have a monitoring device attached to their TV so Neilson can see what they are watching ... (I haven't worked in the media for a while so I'm not sure in Nielson in God-zone us media diaries or monitoring boxes)

This gives the ratings company a reasonably accurate picture - so long as the people in the survey are honest, and that the groups are reasonably representative ...

(http://www.nielsen.com/us/en/solutions/measurement/television.html )

Nothing's perfect - I'm not supporting/not supporting the system - just saying how it works ..

Presuming that said volunteers actually watch/listen to the advertisements ?

We have a mute button policy at home in that whenever a commercial break comes on it's a race to the mute button. Mute.

Been doing it for years, pretty much boycott the f..ing annoying ones hence we haven't shopped at eg Harvey Norman for over 10 years.

Wankers they are .. I'm not deaf and I'm not stupid so, why do you shout at me like I'm both ?

mashman
13th April 2015, 19:36
Wankers they are .. I'm not deaf and I'm not stupid so, why do you shout at me like I'm both ?

Maybe you look it? :shifty:

mada
13th April 2015, 20:02
The retards who watch that drivel should be sent off to the local retirement village.
It should be broadcast at 1pm or 1am only. This is for the dementia-addled pensioners or for the more able-bodied and who own a "video recorder".

Not that you personally fall into this category, Mr Mada. Or do you?:scratch::bleh:

How dare you suggest they replace East Enders with Coro Street :bleh:

Stylo
13th April 2015, 20:04
:facepalm:
Maybe you look it? :shifty:

Maybe you look it ?

Whatever that means ... :blink:

Voltaire
13th April 2015, 21:21
The retards who watch that drivel should be sent off to the local retirement village.


That's where they immigrated from :nya:

JimO
13th April 2015, 21:26
Woh woh woh. I look forward to coro. Leave it where it is.
what shenanagans is Ena Sharples up to?

swarfie
13th April 2015, 21:37
Been doing it for years, pretty much boycott the f..ing annoying ones hence we haven't shopped at eg Harvey Norman for over 10 years.

Wankers they are .. I'm not deaf and I'm not stupid so, why do you shout at me like I'm both ?

+1 Go Harvey Norman...GO...Go back to bloody Ausy I reckon. Haven't ever shopped there, nor would I ever...their adds piss me off THAT much:mad:

Swoop
14th April 2015, 08:28
Woh woh woh. I look forward to coro. Leave it where it is.

When I'm Supreme Emperor of NZ, you'll need to have warmed up your video recorder...

Same for all soap operas like eastenders, shortarse st, and any programme where anyone gets "voted off" at the end.
Come to think of it, I might need to re-jig one of the prisons so that we can have some waterboarding of the creators and producers of this kind of show.:oi-grr:

Bikemad
14th April 2015, 08:34
When I'm Supreme Emperor of NZ, you'll need to have warmed up your video recorder...

Same for all soap operas like eastenders, shortarse st, and any programme where anyone gets "voted off" at the end.
Come to think of it, I might need to re-jig one of the prisons so that we can have some waterboarding of the creators and producers of this kind of show.:oi-grr:

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrvvvvellous

caspernz
14th April 2015, 09:24
When I'm Supreme Emperor of NZ, you'll need to have warmed up your video recorder...

Same for all soap operas like eastenders, shortarse st, and any programme where anyone gets "voted off" at the end.
Come to think of it, I might need to re-jig one of the prisons so that we can have some waterboarding of the creators and producers of this kind of show.:oi-grr:

Heck I'll vote for you on that ballot.

And with my offshore experience in your last mentioned item, give me a holler if you need a hand.

Banditbandit
14th April 2015, 09:26
Presuming that said volunteers actually watch/listen to the advertisements ?

We have a mute button policy at home in that whenever a commercial break comes on it's a race to the mute button. Mute.

Been doing it for years, pretty much boycott the f..ing annoying ones hence we haven't shopped at eg Harvey Norman for over 10 years.

Wankers they are .. I'm not deaf and I'm not stupid so, why do you shout at me like I'm both ?

Yeah .. I use the mute button all the time .. I'm with you ...

But Nielson's monitoring box can tell the company exactly when the volunteers use the mute button ..

Swoop
14th April 2015, 10:31
And with my offshore experience in your last mentioned item, give me a holler if you need a hand.

I already have a location...
A mate used to say that NZ already had a "final solution". A place so disgusting, dreary and dead that all of our political prisoners should be sent there as it made Siberia look like Las Vegas.

Porirua.

mashman
14th April 2015, 11:05
When I'm Supreme Emperor of NZ, you'll need to have warmed up your video recorder...

Same for all soap operas like eastenders, shortarse st, and any programme where anyone gets "voted off" at the end.
Come to think of it, I might need to re-jig one of the prisons so that we can have some waterboarding of the creators and producers of this kind of show.:oi-grr:

You'll disappoint men all over New Zealand.

Gadget1
14th April 2015, 11:17
I already have a location...
A mate used to say that NZ already had a "final solution". A place so disgusting, dreary and dead that all of our political prisoners should be sent there as it made Siberia look like Las Vegas.

Porirua.


Porirua? I thought for a second you meant Parliament.

Swoop
14th April 2015, 12:04
You'll disappoint men all over New Zealand.

NZ men are quite happy with a small electrical product of some description. A game show will easily appease them with an opportunity to win something that plugs in.

Gadget1
14th April 2015, 12:25
NZ men are quite happy with a small electrical product of some description. A game show will easily appease them with an opportunity to win something that plugs in.


Lol, I'd love to see the research data and info on that.

SPman
15th April 2015, 15:52
Seems to me you just can't trust what anyone says, y'know? :shifty:

All too true

mashman
15th April 2015, 16:58
NZ men are quite happy with a small electrical product of some description. A game show will easily appease them with an opportunity to win something that plugs in.

Yes yes yes, but soap time is male play time FFS. You don't understand, so I shan't make you Emperor :oi-grr:

yokel
15th April 2015, 20:16
watching Campbell live now, fuck it's dumb.
all theses people coming out of Mc Donalds after buying their shit house food that disapprove of zero hours contracts.

AllanB
15th April 2015, 20:28
Cutting edge stuff aye?

husaberg
15th April 2015, 20:47
Unrelated but what movie is it when john Campbell plays himself, I seen it a while back somewhere it was actually entertaining.

Berries
15th April 2015, 21:02
Was it Meet the Feebles?

husaberg
15th April 2015, 21:13
Was it Meet the Feebles?

I wasn't keen on googling John Campbell spoof, I was rather afraid of what might come up.

awayatc
15th April 2015, 22:56
Campbell......

soup, Warhol, sixties, wasn't it?

please switch of my life support if I start watching this sort of puke on TV...

BMWST?
15th April 2015, 23:05
watching Campbell live now, fuck it's dumb.
all theses people coming out of Mc Donalds after buying their shit house food that disapprove of zero hours contracts.
hypocrites

Stylo
21st May 2015, 18:00
So, he's quit. Good on him and a big finger to Media-works.

That's the end of being informed in an old school 'current affairs' fashion and, on a professional level. Looks like the IQ of the viewing population has plummeted if Seven sharp is the best thing to tune into. Mike Hosking ?!

Stylo
21st May 2015, 18:22
Interesting watching Hilary breaking down on TV3 news too, very sad ...

Robbo
21st May 2015, 20:04
Unrelated but what movie is it when john Campbell plays himself, I seen it a while back somewhere it was actually entertaining.

Was it "Meet the Fuckers"

husaberg
21st May 2015, 21:36
Was it "Meet the Fuckers"

Sounds like the wrong kind of spoof movie
opens private tab anyway..........:eek5:
I think this was the one it was actually Outrageous Fortune

<iframe width="854" height="510" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6lr7okahalg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Skip to 30 minutes.

AllanB
21st May 2015, 22:27
So, he's quit. Good on him and a big finger to Media-works.

That's the end of being informed in an old school 'current affairs' fashion and, on a professional level. Looks like the IQ of the viewing population has plummeted if Seven sharp is the best thing to tune into. Mike Hosking ?!

Come on - he lost it when he went agro at Ken Moon. The show and his interviewing has been on the decline for some years. He used to be a very good interviewing but now reminds me of at fumbling stuttering old Paul Homes (who, ironically, used to be a very good interviewer but became, ah, well, a stuttering bumbling Paul Homes ......)

May he refind himself and come back as his early glory.

puddytat
21st May 2015, 22:51
T.V 1 lost me ages ago......and T.V 3 had me watching the news (which like 1 is womans weekly shit mostly) & Campbell.
Now they lose me too, because Campbell is a good as it got in N.Z for current affairs.
Thank god for National Radio.
Like many people in the world now seeing MSM for the farce it is, I get my news from anywhere I can that isn't an MSM accomplice.....

Bring on the Rapture.

pzkpfw
21st May 2015, 23:22
...
Bring on the Rapture.

Good idea. Switch to watching pron.

PrincessBandit
22nd May 2015, 06:55
Nothing beats the feeling of control in being able to flip the bird if you want as you walk out the door rather than being shoved or kicked out with a boot up ya jacksie.

Banditbandit
22nd May 2015, 09:58
And TV3 are replacing Campbell Live with a Mutt and Jeff Show ... Oh please ...

Jin
22nd May 2015, 10:39
Wonder if they will replace him with paul henry. Watching that prick makes me want to drown puppies.

Voltaire
22nd May 2015, 10:43
Netfliks, the BBC, You Tube , coupled up via the smartphone with Google Chromecast .....who needs TV any more.....other than missing out on what toothpaste or bog paper to use.:banana:

MisterD
22nd May 2015, 11:31
Wonder if they will replace him with paul henry. Watching that prick makes me want to drown puppies.

It'd be worth someone making that announcement, just to watch the ensuing leftwing splutter-fest.

Did you not realise that if you push those number buttons on the TV remote, you can watch other channels? Sensible people do, which is why so few people bother with Campbell's Labour and Green propaganda.