Pick up lines

[Sniper]

Strange Pick Up Lines

He: You are very prettty. Do you have any Italian in you? She: no. He: Do you want some?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Hi, my name's John. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is John, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

Wow! Are those real?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatfull?

Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!!

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No?!? Damn!

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Bond. James Bond

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm not wearing any pants.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Do you just wanna get naked?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

[Postie]

so you tried and failed with all of these????? :love:
maybe we can all pitch in and try to think of some more for you

[crashe]

Well if those are the best pick up lines...

No wonder why there is so many single women out there....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bugjuice]

grab your coat luv, you pulled..

Here's a quarter - call home and tell 'em you won't be back tonight

how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?

[Waylander]

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
Hey that one actually works sometimes.

[mstriumph]

:o i thought they'd be good?


please note, i didn't say 'effective' :laugh:

[SpeedyGirl]

Sniper....don't try these anywhere, you may walk funny afterwards :nya:

[Sniper]

Just for all your info guys. I didn't try these and I have no intention of trying them out :bleh:

[bugjuice]

Just for all your info guys. I didn't try these and I have no intention of trying them out :bleh:
I'll print them out, take them to a range of bars in town, and let you know which ones work and which don't.

just a quick q; does the italian line help if you have an accent to go with it? I can do an english accent.. listen - Bond, James Bond... how's that?

[Waylander]

I'll print them out, take them to a range of bars in town, and let you know which ones work and which don't.

just a quick q; does the italian line help if you have an accent to go with it? I can do an english accent.. listen - Bond, James Bond... how's that?
Too much like Brosnan, try doing it more like Dalton.

[Sniper]

Connery was the best!

[Sparky Bills]

mental note...
DONT go out on the town with Sniper :Pokey: :bleh:

[Waylander]

Connery was the best!
Agreed, but his accent isn't an english one. And Buggy doesn't have a grizzled enough look to try a scottish accent.

[crashe]

I'll print them out, take them to a range of bars in town, and let you know which ones work and which don't.

just a quick q; does the italian line help if you have an accent to go with it? I can do an english accent.. listen - Bond, James Bond... how's that?


Too much like Brosnan, try doing it more like Dalton.


No no no no, Sean Connery was the best...
a touch of scottish accent to it...

[Sniper]

mental note...
DONT go out on the town with Sniper :Pokey: :bleh:

Why do people think I wouold try this out on the town. Well, I will, just to spite yhee. :killingme

[Sparky Bills]

Why do people think I wouold try this out on the town. Well, I will, just to spite yhee. :killingme


Maybe there could be a night where you go out and record what happens for each one??
Photos, videos, graphs etc. :niceone:

[bugjuice]

Agreed, but his accent isn't an english one. And Buggy doesn't have a grizzled enough look to try a scottish accent.
ok, so if I get the Connery mask from the party shop, then try it, will that work?

[Slipstream]

Why do people think I wouold try this out on the town. Well, I will, just to spite yhee. :killingme

Hey Sniper, how bout both of us go into town and try out the lines....see how many each we can get a call back on.....:rofl:

[Sniper]

Hey Sniper, how bout both of us go into town and try out the lines....see how many each we can get a call back on.....:rofl:

You are on. We can organise a date where we both go out on our respective towns with a strict time limit to see what pick-up lines work where. And we can then have a trophy awarded. :eek:

[SpeedyGirl]

Hey Sniper, how bout both of us go into town and try out the lines....see how many each we can get a call back on.....:rofl:


Let me know when, i'll make sure I warn all the gals :killingme

[Sniper]

ok, so if I get the Connery mask from the party shop, then try it, will that work?

No it wouldn't sorry mate

[Cibby]

Hey Sniper, how bout both of us go into town and try out the lines....see how many each we can get a call back on.....:rofl:

sniper those are great..

Maybe some of us girls should try some of them, maybe have a higher success rate that they boys?????
:whistle: :devil2:

[Sniper]

Let me know when, i'll make sure I warn all the gals :killingme

You can come too speedy. See slip, I have one already :2thumbsup

[Sparky Bills]

HAHA
Now thats what im talking bout!
Ill watch with great interest. :2thumbsup

[Sparky Bills]

Maybe some of us girls should try some of them, maybe have a higher success rate that they boys?????
:whistle: :devil2:


HAHAHAHA
Yeah right! :innocent:

[Postie]

sniper those are great..

Maybe some of us girls should try some of them, maybe have a higher success rate that they boys?????
:whistle: :devil2:
women don't need lines, they just have to show there tits.

[Sniper]

sniper those are great..

Maybe some of us girls should try some of them, maybe have a higher success rate that they boys?????
:whistle: :devil2:

If you try those on me Im yours :beer:

[Cibby]

HAHAHAHA
Yeah right! :innocent:


oh you so dont want to start a competition here...

bring it. ;)

[SpeedyGirl]

women don't need lines, they just have to show there tits.

too true !! :banana:

[Sniper]

women don't need lines, they just have to show there tits.

Amen brother

[Cibby]

If you try those on me Im yours :beer:


thanks.. i'll add you to the list.... ;)

haha ;) :nya:

[Sniper]

thanks.. i'll add you to the list.... ;)

haha ;) :nya:

Cool, so you have my phone number? :niceone:

[Cibby]

If you try those on me Im yours :beer:


thanks.. i'll add you to the list.... ;)

haha ;) :nya:

in all honesty, a lot of those lines do work oppositly..

[Sniper]

Really, try one on me.

[Cibby]

Cool, so you have my phone number? :niceone:

no but i bet your gonna give it to me huh..

:devil2:

[SpeedyGirl]

If you try those on me Im yours :beer:

like we need a line for you :wari:

[Sniper]

no but i bet your gonna give it to me huh..

:devil2:

Bugjuice is easy, you need to try a bit harder for me.

hehehe, I said harder

Speedygirl....... :bleh:

[Waylander]

oh boy...... this could get silly, oh wait.:oi-grr:

[Cibby]

Bugjuice is easy, you need to try a bit harder for me.

hehehe, I said harder

Speedygirl....... :bleh:

this si good.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

so classy!!!!! and so subtle!!

[Slipstream]

HAHAHAHA
Yeah right! :innocent:

I believe I have already proved my point on bars and pick up lines :eyepoke:

[Sniper]

this si good.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

so classy!!!!! and so subtle!!

So close, I was almost yours till you said si. Its almost like the Knights who say NI!

[SpeedyGirl]

oh boy...... this could get silly, oh wait.:oi-grr:


What do u mean 'could' get silly..... too late :bleh:

[Sniper]

I believe I have already proved my point on bars and pick up lines :eyepoke:

Why, You had me at hello :eek:

[Cibby]

What do u mean 'could' get silly..... too late :bleh:

yeah whoops

i blame sniper!!!!!! :wavey:

[Slipstream]

women don't need lines, they just have to show there tits.

That wouldn't work for me....other women are more "gifted". But that's a burden I will just have to live with ;)

[Waylander]

What do u mean 'could' get silly..... too late :bleh:
Atleast no one has tried any of these one me. Though some one did revers that "save the horse" line on me once...

[SpeedyGirl]

yeah whoops

i blame sniper!!!!!! :wavey:

sniper gets the blame for everything.....funny that :doh:

[Slipstream]

Why, You had me at hello :eek:

Baby, I had you with the look before "hello" :bleh:

[Sniper]

Baby, I had you with the look before "hello" :bleh:

Lol, :nya: back at ya.

Speedy, Im blamed for the snowing yesterday. Im used to it, hehehe.

[Sniper]

Atleast no one has tried any of these one me. Though some one did revers that "save the horse" line on me once...

One of the girls should try pick you up. I mean, you have enough sense NOT to ride a harley.

[Cibby]

sniper gets the blame for everything.....funny that :doh:

its probably cause everythign is his fault.

haha

poor sniper...

:brick:

[SpeedyGirl]

Speedy, Im blamed for the snowing yesterday. Im used to it, hehehe.[/QUOTE]


Could have made it snow today as well ... had to come to work :crybaby:

[Waylander]

One of the girls should try pick you up. I mean, you have enough sense NOT to ride a harley.
Yea but my problem is I'm allways classed as a "wannabe" harley rider.

[Slipstream]

One of the girls should try pick you up. I mean, you have enough sense NOT to ride a harley.

I can pick him up, he's not that heavy....70Kg wasn't it?

[Sniper]

You know whats great waylander. All I did was post a thread about pick-up lines and I have all the girls all over me. Hmmmm, I like this idea :devil2:

See Cibby, told you my bike was just an accesory

[Waylander]

I can pick him up, he's not that heavy....70Kg wasn't it?
Less now, havn't been eating much lately. Besides you tickle and that renders me defensless.


You know whats great waylander. All I did was post a thread about pick-up lines and I have all the girls all over me. Hmmmm, I like this idea :devil2:

See Cibby, told you my bike was just an accesory

If only I were so lucky.

[Sniper]

I can pick him up, he's not that heavy....70Kg wasn't it?

Hell, Im a little bit more than that, well 14kg more. (Toned muscle girls :gob: )

Speedy I was at work all day yesterday, so I thought everyone had to work today too!

[Slipstream]

You know whats great waylander. All I did was post a thread about pick-up lines and I have all the girls all over me. Hmmmm, I like this idea :devil2:

See Cibby, told you my bike was just an accesory

Nah I think you mistake "all over you" and "running over you to get to me"







....wait for it.....













BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK

[Sniper]

I'll let you THINK that Slip, but its just my ploy. :devil2:

So I have 3 girls so far Slip and you have Waylander. The only thing I worry about is picking up Gay guys........ hmmmmm. :drinknsin

[Slipstream]

I'll let you THINK that Slip, but its just my ploy. :devil2:

What? ... to see up their skirts??? ...You're my kind of sneaky b'stard :first:

[Sniper]

What? ... to see up their skirts??? ...You're my kind of sneaky b'stard :first:

So you are saying......... Wait, I'll get into trouble for thinking too much. :2thumbsup :blip:

[Waylander]

I'll let you THINK that Slip, but its just my ploy. :devil2:

So I have 3 girls so far Slip and you have Waylander. The only thing I worry about is picking up Gay guys........ hmmmmm. :drinknsin
Heh........

[Lou Girardin]

Cool, so you have my phone number? :niceone:

I think she got your number at the start of the thread.

[Sparky Bills]

oh you so dont want to start a competition here...

bring it. ;)


dem fighting words!!!!

[Sniper]

I think she got your number at the start of the thread.

What number was that? :bleh:

[Sniper]

dem fighting words!!!!

No no Sparky. She is trying to rev you up. It causes sexual frustration which is what she wants....... :lol:

[SpeedyGirl]

No no Sparky. She is trying to rev you up. It causes sexual frustration which is what she wants....... :lol:

and you know all about that ... :rofl:

[Sniper]

and you know all about that ... :rofl:

I can't help it if I pick the labels off bottles, Im fidgety. :nya:

[Cibby]

dem fighting words!!!!

as sniper says.

fighting using bikini's and jelly is much more fun thou.

dont you think boys????

[SpeedyGirl]

I can't help it if I pick the labels off bottles, Im fidgety. :nya:

sure you are :blip:

[Sniper]

as sniper says.

fighting using bikini's and jelly is much more fun thou.

dont you think boys????

Can I watch???????? Please please please!!!!!

[Sniper]

sure you are :blip:

Smart arse!! :bleh:

[SpeedyGirl]

Smart arse!! :bleh:


true :devil2:

[Slipstream]

Smart arse!! :bleh:

At least she now knows what part you're looking at :laugh:

[Sniper]

true :devil2:

I'll remember that..... Once I figure out your fav pick-up line.

[Sniper]

At least she now knows what part you're looking at :laugh:

Hahaha, brilliant. Well, you know, Im a guy...... :killingme

[SpeedyGirl]

I'll remember that..... Once I figure out your fav pick-up line.

ha ha .... you just have to flash your bike at me :rofl:

[Sniper]

ha ha .... you just have to flash your bike at me :rofl:

Well if you put it that way.... :eek:

Would dangerous approve?

[Slipstream]

Hahaha, brilliant. Well, you know, Im a guy...... :killingme

yeah a guy that can't read LOL.....check my signature out ;) But thanks for the rep anyway....even tho it was green :p

[Sniper]

I like you too much to red rep you. Green brings out the colour of your eyes :lol:

[Slipstream]

I like you too much to red rep you. Green brings out the colour of your eyes :lol:
Some would tell you that red does the same :p

[Sparky Bills]

No no Sparky. She is trying to rev you up. It causes sexual frustration which is what she wants....... :lol:


Na,
She prob thinking...
"i wonder if i can come up to his standards??" :2thumbsup
"Do i know what im getting myself into?"

[SpeedyGirl]

Well if you put it that way.... :eek:

Would dangerous approve?



???? why would dangerious object???? i'm not rashika

[Sniper]

Some would tell you that red does the same :p

Lol, I was taking an educated guess. But if you want red rep, I can try break my cycle..... :doh:

[jrandom]

I like you too much to red rep you. Green brings out the colour of your eyes :lol:

you, and this thread, make me cringe with both pity and revulsion

[Sniper]

???? why would dangerious object???? i'm not rashika

I was just wondering :lol: So........ How you doing? :msn-wink:

[Sniper]

you, and this thread, make me cringe with both pity and revulsion

Your wit is a rival for education Fish. Work it out.

[SpeedyGirl]

I was just wondering :lol: So........ How you doing? :msn-wink:

ha ha... i think u had your wires twisted !! :thud:

[Sniper]

ha ha... i think u had your wires twisted !! :thud:

Me, twisted..... never :nya:

[SpeedyGirl]

Me, twisted..... never :nya:

not what i heard :oi-grr:

[Sniper]

not what i heard :oi-grr:

What had you heard and who from???

[SpeedyGirl]

What had you heard and who from???


ahhhh... you should have made it the chch drinkies about a month ago :Punk:

[Sniper]

ahhhh... you should have made it the chch drinkies about a month ago :Punk:

If you are good and tell me who from, there may be drinkies soon at my place for a birthday.

[SpeedyGirl]

If you are good and tell me who from, there may be drinkies soon at my place for a birthday.

i'm never good :nya:

[Sniper]

i'm never good :nya:

Ok, so please tell me...... I won't attempt to pick you up during Slipstreams and my competition.... promise

[Slipstream]

Ok, so please tell me...... I won't attempt to pick you up during Slipstreams and my competition.... promise

Competition....puh-lease...this is going to be a landslide in my favour buddy :nya: ....ego much...yes!!!

[Sniper]

I'll be nice because, well I am.

[SpeedyGirl]

Ok, so please tell me...... I won't attempt to pick you up during Slipstreams and my competition.... promise


Can't tell... spoil the fun :blah:

[bugjuice]

Bugjuice is easy, you need to try a bit harder for me.

hehehe, I said harder

Speedygirl....... :bleh:
what do you mean I'm easy?

[crashe]

what do you mean I'm easy?

yep mate you are real easy......

easy peasy the one second man......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spudflip: :rofl:

(pt)

[RON SOAK]

I like me bruthers line "Gidday byootiful....wanna fuck!"
It worked! twice! and only got 2 black eyes, a bruised cheek and several truckloads of abuse and threatened with the cops but hey noones perfect!

[placidfemme]

or this one...

"this face is leaving soon... so you better be on it"

[justsomeguy]

Was in some music video:

"Can I buy you a drink? Or would you rather have the money?"

[Sniper]

Was in some music video:

"Can I buy you a drink? Or would you rather have the money?"

Thats in there mate :motu:

[Slipstream]

Just got back from the raging nightlife that is saturday in wellington.

The survey conducted resulted in the following (BTW Sniper, I have witnesses to these :bleh:)

Blue worked.....Red didn't....Green special mention....other didn't try.


Strange Pick Up Lines

He: You are very prettty. Do you have any Italian in you? She: no. He: Do you want some?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Me: Excuse me, are you Jamaican? He and She:No? Me: Oh? Cos you're Jamaican me crazy!

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

Me : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. Me : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Hi, my name's John. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is John, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

Wow! Are those real?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatfull?

Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!!

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No?!? Damn!

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Bond. James Bond

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm not wearing any pants.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck? [edit:no? how bout a kiss on the cheek then?]

Kiss me on the cheek me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Do you just wanna get naked?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

That concludes my never-to-be-repeated-even-tho-I-had-massive-amounts-of-fun survey.

[NC]

These two worked for me when I used them.

I just shat my pants, can I get into yours?

Ever tripped over a stump? How about a root?

[White trash]

Ever seen a goose fly backwards? How 'bout a shag?

[Patrick]

Him - What winks and fucks like a Tiger?
Her - Dunno
Him - (Give a sleazy wink...)

Or reverse the him her thing...either way..

[ZorsT]

I tried some pick up lines the other day

her first response was - quote - you got those off the fucking internet, fuck off. -

So I did.

[Sniper]

Well done slip. You fair a HELL of a lot better than me. I got 3 slaps and had to run from one bar. But I won't tell you why :msn-wink:

[GROOMER]

Just got back from the raging nightlife that is saturday in wellington.

The survey conducted resulted in the following (BTW Sniper, I have witnesses to these :bleh:)

Blue worked.....Red didn't....Green special mention....other didn't try.



That concludes my never-to-be-repeated-even-tho-I-had-massive-amounts-of-fun survey.

I especially liked when you used the "This face is leaving......" line on that H-O-T !! Blonde chick, and she actually gave you a kiss! What the fark!! :D

[parsley]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me bounce up and down on it?

[ZorsT]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I may not be fred flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock!

[Waylander]

I especially liked when you used the "This face is leaving......" line on that H-O-T !! Blonde chick, and she actually gave you a kiss! What the fark!! :D
You got that right. What the fuck!?!?

[Sniper]

You got that right. What the fuck!?!?

And no-body got it on video.

[ManDownUnder]

I can do an english accent.. listen - Bond, James Bond... how's that?

Pretty good ... almost as if you lived there!

[ManDownUnder]

I especially liked when you used the "This face is leaving......" line on that H-O-T !! Blonde chick, and she actually gave you a kiss! What the fark!! :D

AND I WASN'T THERE?!?!?!?!?!?

:crybaby:

[GROOMER]

And no-body got it on video.

Well I still have it playing over and over in my head..shame I cant download it... :D

[scumdog]

One of the girls should try pick you up. I mean, you have enough sense NOT to ride a harley.

No, no, NOT riding one is his error!!!
I never fail with Chrissie Bimbo and I ride a Harley!!! :msn-wink:

[Waylander]

Well I still have it playing over and over in my head..shame I cant download it... :D

If only the matrix was real.



It is inevitable.

[scumdog]

Hey, yo! Ya'all been sittin' in a puddle or ya jes' pleased ta see me?

[Sniper]

And to rebirth the thread and add some more (Some are repeats) To test the waters again... :whistle

He: You are very prettty. Do you have any Italian in you? She: no. He: Do you want some?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Hi, my name's John. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is John, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

Wow! Are those real?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatfull?

Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!!

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No?!? Damn!

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Bond. James Bond

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm not wearing any pants.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Do you just wanna get naked?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

[Macktheknife]

Best pick up line for women....
show up naked, bring beer!