Proverbials

[Stylo]

Been doing a bit of reading lately , picked up some great quotes ...

'Believe big, the size of your success is determined by the size of your belief. Think little goals and expect little achievements'

'Never underestimate the how far you can go by merely being yourself'

And ' Never be afraid of burning the bridges that might lead you back to a life of mediocrity and despair'

Finally , 'People do not wander around and find themselves, if you are not planning on getting anywhere in particular, you will get nowhere in particular'

Easier said than done, got any more ?

[Akzle]

fucking stacks yo.
but you need to be a bit more specific about the application.



also. reading coffee news :nono: :spanking:

[Stylo]

fucking stacks yo.
but you need to be a bit more specific about the application.



also. reading coffee news :nono: :spanking:

Oh dear, mentally challenged people are still allowed on this site. Fuck it

This was meant for people who aren't on medication Axzle ! glass of milk and head off to bed mate, take your tabs before you hit the sack aye ?

[Akzle]

Oh dear, mentally challenged people are still allowed on this site. Fuck it

This was meant for people who aren't on medication Axzle ! glass of milk and head off to bed mate, take your tabs before you hit the sack aye ?

fuck if i drop tabs bro i'm not hitting no sack!

[unstuck]

If you have one foot in the future, and one foot in the past, you're shitting all over today.:msn-wink:

[Stylo]

The price of success is much lower than the price of failure ...

[unstuck]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill

[awayatc]

look to much into your rearview mirror, and you will smash up your front.....

[unstuck]

Don't try to catch too many frogs with one hand.:niceone:

[MIXONE]

Life's a shit sandwich.The more bread you got the less shit you eat.

[unstuck]

Miserable people focus on the things they hate about their life. Happy people focus on the things they love about their life.:banana::banana:

[Ocean1]

Miserable people focus on the things they hate about their life. Happy people focus on the things they love about their life.:banana::banana:

Aye. http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/171833-Reasons-to-be-cheerful

[Ocean1]

"Son, never buy anything with a handle."

Not telling.

[unstuck]

"Son, never buy anything with a handle."

Not telling.

Sage advice.:not::not::laugh:

[cc rider]

Don't step in dog shit. It stinks.



Or cow

Or horse

Or elephant

Or aardvark

Or..... your own.

[unstuck]

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. Albert Einstein

[Swoop]

"Do, or do not. There is no try" - Yoda.

[MisterD]

A pessimist is never disappointed.

[swtfa]

The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha

[Maha]

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

[awa355]

Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

[unstuck]

Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words.
Keep your words positive, because your words become your behavior.
Keep your behavior positive, because your behavior become your habits.
Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your values.
Keep your values positive, because your values become your destiny. Gandhi

[awayatc]

Problem isn't aiming high and missing....

problem is aiming low and hitting it..l

[ellipsis]

...the crime is, getting caught...

[unstuck]

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be. Abraham Lincoln

[unstuck]

"Be careful what you wish for because you just may get it,

[Banditbandit]

Fuck me ... you lot should go and work for Hallmark Cards ...

[unstuck]

Fuck me ... you lot should go and work for Hallmark Cards ...

I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses. Johannes Kepler

[Stylo]

The three 'A' s ...

It's attitude not aptitude that will determine your altitude in life .

[MisterD]

Fast, cheap, reliable - pick two.

[mashman]

"Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow”. Robert Kiyosaki

[Banditbandit]

Fast, cheap, reliable - pick two.

Here you go .. two out of three

http://s3.firstpost.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/PamelaAndersonBaywatch_Reuters.jpg

[husaberg]

Do not remove a fly from your friend's head with a hatchet

A needle is sharp only at one end.

It is not the knowing that is difficult, but the doing.

Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade

[mossy1200]

Life is a shit sandwich and it is always lunchtime.

[ellipsis]

Life is a shit sandwich and it is always lunchtime.


...bullshit...never strikes twice...I.wont cum in your mouth...promises are like the wind...do you really love me...no it wasn't me...fuck you're good...I'm next, please...did you see that...who are we talking about...just words son, don't listen...owww! that hurt...you go first...you go?, fuck off cunt, you go!..Hugo Montenegro...I'm off to the hall of the Mountain King...if east is east and west is west, which fucking way is outta here...help...I have sweets...do you cunts only read real books now and again...what rules...no cunt told me there were rules...explain them...do you have a permit...allow me...can I take a photo of your bum in those fat jeans...turn that Ducati off, it hurts my sensibilities...yes I am transsexual, I like motorcycles. Don't you?...ham please, chicken makes me tired...:wari:...fuck off...

[ellipsis]

...oh, I almost forgot this one...give it a crack Nigel...g'night Johnboy...you meet the queerest cunts at an expo...as one door closes, so does another...I speak to the dead, daily, I get more sense from them...would you please take your finger out of my bum, I'm trying to drink my tea...why do homos have all the fun...should I need to ask...for 100 points, whats your first name Bob?...am I falling or have I already arrived...I'm deaf, you will have to feel me...was that a waindwop?......................................... ....

[husaberg]

The older the ginger, the more it bites.

[unstuck]

Success is not the key to happiness, Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer.

[unstuck]

“Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.” Bruce Lee

[FJRider]

“Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light.” Bruce Lee

Those that cannot see the light should turn it on. Not wait for somebody else to do it for them .. (FJRider)

[husaberg]

Well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks......... you're an orgasm addict.
Buzzcocks

Deprive any human of sunlight and stimulus for a prolonged time and we will all reach a level of depression.
Metaphorically and literally.......................husaberg

[caspernz]

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

Three can keep a secret, if two of 'em are dead. (Benjamin Franklin)

Friendly fire isn't that friendly.

Older women...are worth it.

[98tls]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill

Was for a few Anzacs though.

[unstuck]

Was for a few Anzacs though.

Depends on your viewpoint.:msn-wink:


Man who chases two rabbits, catches neither. Confusious.

[husaberg]

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

A fool with a tool is still a fool.

All generalizations are false.

It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluids.

Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.

[Tazz]

Just the tip.

[husaberg]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

[unstuck]

If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.

It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by helping others to succeed. Napoleon Hill