Hello friends (koi)

[koi]

Hi everyone my name is Abby and I am 16 :^)
I've just recently got my Learners' license for both car and motorcycle though I'm more keen to ride with a bike, but being that it'll be rainy like 90% of the time relatively soon I figured it would not be a bad idea to have a vehicle with some kind of cover + better wet-road safety features lmao

I'm still pretty new to motorcycling so please let me know if I say or do anything very amiss ahah, but otherwise I'm glad to be here and hopefully will be able to become more accustomed to things soon so I can participate more :)

[sidecar bob]

Is that you nodrog?

[husaberg]

Is that you nodrog?

No that smiley face with the squiggle nose is far to clever to be Nodrog.
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[koi]

Is that you nodrog?

who/what is nodrog omg

[slofox]

Welcome to the forum Koi. You may ignore the loonies if you wish. But sometimes they can be very entertaining...

Hope your biking (and driving) go well. Take care. Stay shiny side up.

[eldog]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/172064-New-rider-in-Auckland-(kiwi-on-wheels)

Above is some good advice esp from MAHA

have fun.

[The End]

This should go well :Police:

[koi]

I'm so confused about nodrog ahahah but thanks everyone :)

[AllanB]

Ah ......... nah I'll leave this alone I think.



W E L C O M E

[husaberg]

who/what is nodrog omg

Its def a what. Like an institution.
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[Gadget1]

who/what is nodrog omg


It's the name Gordon spelled backwards. You'll find out more as you go...

Welcome to KB.

[sidecar bob]

I'm so confused about nodrog ahahah but thanks everyone :)

Nodrog is a male member of this forum with a wicked sense of humour that once led on a bunch of blokes for over a year with a female log on of "aunt fanny"

[koi]

Nodrog is a male member of this forum with a wicked sense of humour that once led on a bunch of blokes for over a year with a female log on of "aunt fanny"

oh wow haha incredible

[husaberg]

Nodrog is a male member of this forum with a wicked sense of humour that once led on a bunch of blokes for over a year with a female log on of "aunt fanny"


oh wow haha incredible

He was actually that convincing, Axel had sex with him.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/35673-Akzle

[FJRider]

Its def a what. Like an institution.


The blinds just cover the bars ..


But definitely a what ... ;)

[FJRider]

He was that convincing that Axel had sex with him

But ... it was only Axel that lowered his standards ... :pinch:

[mossy1200]

Nodrog is a male member of this forum with a wicked sense of humour that once led on a bunch of blokes for over a year with a female log on of "aunt fanny"

Aunt Fanny wasn't real?

[FJRider]

Hi everyone my name is Abby and I am 16 :^)

There are times it does not pay to advertise ... :calm:


I've just recently got my Learners' license for both car and motorcycle though I'm more keen to ride with a bike, but being that it'll be rainy like 90% of the time relatively soon

I've tried riding without a bike.

Both ... difficult and/or painful ... :pinch:


I figured it would not be a bad idea to have a vehicle with some kind of cover + better wet-road safety features lmao

You do have a helmet ... harden up ... :whistle:


I'm still pretty new to motorcycling so please let me know if I say or do anything very amiss ahah, but otherwise I'm glad to be here and hopefully will be able to become more accustomed to things soon so I can participate more :)

I am sure there are a few on this site that will keep you informed ... of all that your amiss on.

Not me though ... :innocent:




Oh ... and WELCOME to the site ...

[FJRider]

Aunt Fanny wasn't real?

Don't believe him ... he tells lies .. :blank:

[husaberg]

Oh ... and WELCOME to the site ...

Yeah What she said.

[skippa1]

Hi Koi, if you dont talk carp there shouldnt be a problem

[sidecar bob]

Aunt Fanny wasn't real?

Sorry to burst your bubble.

[nodrog]

Omg, this nodrog guys sounds like a hoot.

I'm looking forward to meeting some of you peeps when I get confident enough to ride in the road. I hear the coro loop is a fun ride.

[willytheekid]

Omg, this nodrog guys sounds like a hoot.


:yes:

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...but you miss spelled "mentally unstable"!:nya: (And I thought my spelly was bad:rolleyes:)

[The End]

Hi Koi, if you dont talk carp there shouldnt be a problem

This post is severely under-appreciated. :lol::lol:

[husaberg]

This post is severely under-appreciated. :lol::lol:

I thought he was casting dispersions.

[PrincessBandit]

who/what is nodrog omg


You don't wanna know...



I thought he was casting dispersions.

No, casting nasturtiums. Petal.

[5ive]

I thought he was just baiting you.

[husaberg]

I thought he was just baiting you.

I think I hooked her.........

It was pretty fragrant. Yet I think more a brickbat than a bouquet.
No rose could offer such Sweet release though.

[Jin]

who/what is nodrog omg
He is the KB expert on how to get off speeding tickets. If you ever get one send him a PM he is always happy to help.

[5ive]

He is the KB expert on how to get off speeding tickets. If you ever get one send him a PM he is always happy to help.

Sweet! PM sent.

[nodrog]

He is the KB expert on how to get off speeding tickets. If you ever get one send him a PM he is always happy to help.

Yeah its called suck it up and pay it without trying to get off by thinking your some sort of self entitled Fucktard who thinks they are special.

[willytheekid]

...who thinks they are special?

I DO! :eek:

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...my mom said so!...come to think of it...so do most people? :confused:

[Erelyes]

I think I hooked her.........

Brill. Did you get to grouper?

[Moi]

I DO! :eek:

...my mom said so!...come to think of it...so do most people? :confused:

That's right, you're our special Willy...


:facepalm: that sounds so wrong...:shit:

[husaberg]

Brill. Did you get to grouper?

I piked out. While I do like the catfish, the OP professes to be Jailbait. So its best to spare the rod and cast your net further afield than the school pool. Perhaps the teachers lounge.



I DO! :eek:


...my mom said so!...come to think of it...so do most people? :confused:


That's right, you're our special Willy...


:facepalm: that sounds so wrong...:shit:

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[koi]

end these koi puns :P

[husaberg]

end these koi puns :P

Say what? its pretty hard when you feed us those lines......
Don't worry about it they are just throw away comments you will likely forget about it in a few minutes anyways:calm:

[husaberg]

Carp thread...................

[koi]

Carp thread...................

It's offishal

[Laava]

end these koi puns :P

They're not bad on the scale of things!

[husaberg]

They're not bad on the scale of things!

Its a fine line........

[Laava]

Its a fine line........

But it's good to have an angle!

[husaberg]

But it's good to have an angle!

That one tanked........
I think you are out of your depth..........

[Laava]

That one tanked........
I think you are out of your depth..........

I need to go back to school!

[husaberg]

I need to go back to school!

Sink or swim I plumbing the depths. Trolling the net.

[varminter]

Piscatorial posting.

[Bikemad]

Piscatorial posting.

can't fathom that

[Crapple]

Hi everyone my name is Abby and I am 16 :^)
I've just recently got my Learners' license for both car and motorcycle though I'm more keen to ride with a bike, but being that it'll be rainy like 90% of the time relatively soon I figured it would not be a bad idea to have a vehicle with some kind of cover + better wet-road safety features lmao

I'm still pretty new to motorcycling so please let me know if I say or do anything very amiss ahah, but otherwise I'm glad to be here and hopefully will be able to become more accustomed to things soon so I can participate more :)

States name and age on KB :niceone: welcome.

[koi]

States name and age on KB :niceone: welcome.

Thanks!! Figured the internet can't be a dangerous place at all :D

[FJRider]

can't fathom that

I guess she's just fishing ... :msn-wink:


Don't take the bait ... :devil2:

[FJRider]

who/what is nodrog omg

If you need to ask ... it is perhaps better you do not know ... :nono:

[Crapple]

Thanks!! Figured the internet can't be a dangerous place at all :D

Good to know you got your fishing rod out, I'm not sure you'll like what you catch :msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Good to know you got your fishing rod out, I'm not sure you'll like what you catch :msn-wink:

You tradickionally need a pot to catch crabs honey.:clap:

[Crapple]

You tradickionally need a pot to catch crabs honey.

Well, that escalated quickly :yes:

[husaberg]

Well I guess I had to scrape the bottom of the barrel as this thread was floundering.:clap:

[FJRider]

Well, that escalated quickly :yes:

This is KB ... it happens ... :innocent:

[husaberg]

This is KB ... it happens ... :innocent:

You are squiding me...............

[FJRider]

You are squiding me...............

And having a whale of a time ...

[husaberg]

And having a whale of a time ...

koi might be a sister from another blubber. she might neither be as golden or not have came down in the last shower either.

[FJRider]

koi might be a sister from another blubber. she might neither be as golden or not have came down in the last shower either.

So ... you're saying she might (not) be a whale .... just a young trout fingerling ... maybe ... ??

[husaberg]

So ... you're saying she might (not) be a whale .... just a young trout fingerling ... maybe ... ??

tickling I think is the term butt no idea if catfish or dogfish butt as she swims with schools no inclination on dropping a line to find out elver.

Anyway I am all about the bass.

[FJRider]

tickling I think is the term butt no idea if catfish or dogfish butt as she swims with schools no inclination on dropping a line to find out elver.

Anyway I am all about the bass.

I just wonder if she raises to the bait ... ;)

[husaberg]

I just wonder if she raises to the bait ... ;)

Well that deep, but when the moon hits here eye like a big pizza pie that's a moray.

[koi]

this thread is sinking fast.... :sleep:

[husaberg]

this thread is sinking fast.... :sleep:

Ya into deep to suddenly clam up now

[koi]

Ya into deep to suddenly clam up now

nope- time to turn tail :chase:

[husaberg]

nope- time to turn tail :chase:

That's shellfish of you

[koi]

That's shellfish of you

I'm sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise

[husaberg]

I'm sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise

Be careful otherwise you will be oysterised.

[koi]

Be careful otherwise you will be oysterised.

It's ok, I like to go with the tide

[husaberg]

It's ok, I like to go with the tide
If you are angling for a continent
You need to be more pacific, i did see you but you nevered waved, one might sway you looked a bit tongue-tide.

[koi]

If you are angling for a continent
You need to be more pacific, i did see you but you nevered waved, one might sway you looked a bit tongue-tide.

Oh, sorry... hope you didn't feel too orcaward

[husaberg]

Oh, sorry... hope you didn't feel too orcaward

Tis ok do you dolphinatly need some Kelp though

[koi]

Tis ok do you dolphinatly need some Kelp though

Where can I fin-d that?

[husaberg]

Where can I fin-d that?

If my memory serves me right this threads appears to be going arround in circles i'm finding it hard to concentrate. Maybe i have a short attention span.

[koi]

If my memory serves me right this threads appears to be going arround in circles i'm finding it hard to concentrate. Maybe i have a short attention span.

Sounds like you're just being a bit of a flake

[husaberg]

Sounds like you're just being a bit of a flake

maybe its just bait

[koi]

maybe its just bait

then perhaps it's best to just cut the line...?

[husaberg]

then perhaps it's best to just cut the line...?

Or use a gaff or fishnet

[koi]

Or use a gaff or fishnet

be careful with that, you might get caught up in the ordeal

[husaberg]

be careful with that, you might get caught up in the ordeal

They chum the waters to attract the sharks. do you think they need a bigger boat.

[koi]

They chum the waters to attract the sharks. do you think they need a bigger boat.

i think they'll get caught up in things if they do that

[husaberg]

i think they'll get caught up in things if they do that

If they don't measure up they throw them back in don't you Minnow that.

[koi]

If they don't measure up they throw them back in don't you Minnow that.

Oh- yeah. It's just late, I'm feeling pretty washed-out.

[husaberg]

Oh- yeah. It's just late, I'm feeling pretty washed-out.

if your running late and its spring tide you might want to get your parents to run through the birds and the bees again.

[koi]

if your running late and its spring tide you might want to get your parents to run through the birds and the bees again.

i think that ship has sailed

[husaberg]

i think that ship has sailed

I think most of the boats have motors now.

[koi]

I think most of the boats have motors now.

sounds like a storm's coming if you ask me

[husaberg]

sounds like a storm's coming if you ask me

I wood careful of the sand if you get my drift.............

[koi]

I wood careful of the sand if you get my drift.............

i'm sure with a bit of luck i'll stay afloat

[husaberg]

i'm sure with a bit of luck i'll stay afloat

Ever feel like you are treading water?

[koi]

Ever feel like you are treading water?

yes and i've got myself into hot water as well, sometimes both at once

[husaberg]

yes and i've got myself into hot water as well, sometimes both at once

Don't be so coy, you have gone all red (like a lobster)

[koi]

Don't be so coy, you have gone all red (like a lobster)

i'm starting to flounder a bit

[husaberg]

i'm starting to flounder a bit

Time and tides a great healer Remember to still let toes dip in the sand, but if you are still feeling flat you better put ya skates on..........

[koi]

Time and tides a great healer Remember to still let toes dip in the sand, but if you are still feeling flat you better put ya skates on..........

i think i will probably just drown

[husaberg]

i think i will probably just drown

We will see. Its sink or swim.

[koi]

We will see. Its sink or swim.

time to bust out the floaties

[husaberg]

time to bust out the floaties

It looks like I Mermaid it just in time for the internet prawn..........

[koi]

It looks like I Mermaid it just in time for the internet prawn..........

but keep you fet(f)ishes to yourshellves, don't want the small fry to hear about it

[husaberg]

but keep you fet(f)ishes to yourshellves, don't want the small fry to hear about it

crumbs ping...... my sonar tails me that you don't like the sound of buttered and battered chocolate starfish.

[koi]

crumbs ping...... my sonar tails me that you don't like the sound of buttered and battered chocolate starfish.

No, don't want to end up a whale

[husaberg]

No, don't want to end up a whale

Hunting whales is sport, you sashimi chasing the buggars, but I guess you don't want me harpooning on about it...............

[koi]

Hunting whales is sport, you sashimi chasing the buggars, but I guess you don't want me harpooning on about it...............

no, really you're just spouting nonsense

[husaberg]

no, really you're just spouting nonsense

Well Blow me down and shiver me timbers......
Yeah I know that one wasn't a patch on your last one. You had me stumped..............Maybe I need taking down a peg or two:scratch:

[J.A.W.]

Well Blow me down and shiver me timbers......
Yeah I know that one wasn't a patch on your last one. You had me stumped..............Maybe I need taking down a peg or two:scratch:

So.. husaswinger then, eh.. jeeze spinner, you'd wanna hope your ol' fishwife gets the flirting fly-hook deal, or you'll really be blubbering..
..that is if she don't, she'll flense you down for kai moana farm meal.. & cash in your chips with a splash of sour lemon vinegar..

[varminter]

It's just a fluke, and there is something fishy about it (yes, they're mammals)

[husaberg]

It's just a fluke, and there is something fishy about it (yes, they're mammals)

Oay,Tsir muscling in , Your S cargo might end up molluscing the OP,I fear it might end in a spat or a roe.........

[J.A.W.]

Oay,Tsir muscling in , Your S cargo might end up molluscing the OP,I fear it might end in a spat or a roe.........


Yeah, pull the other one, you were angling for a barely legal mermaid to give a jolly rogering to, or likely, a fish fingering at least..
..& a bass-to-mouth thrown in, if she was up for it.. you scaly ol' gelfiter bastard..

[BuzzardNZ]

yeah, pull the other one, you were angling for a barely legal mermaid to give a jolly rogering to, or likely, a fish fingering at least..
..& a bass-to-mouth thrown in, if she was up for it.. You scaly ol' gelfiter bastard..

lol .........

[koi]

looks like we've attracted a school of sharks :shutup:

[husaberg]

looks like we've attracted a school of sharks :shutup:

Sounds fishy to me do you think these chums have a short attention span?

[RGVforme]

looks like we've attracted a school of sharks :shutup:

Or just a virgin Koi carp.....Hook line and sinker...:nya:

[J.A.W.]

Or just a virgin Koi carp.....Hook line and sinker...:nya:


More likely spinnin' out a well-baited long line, or a set of cray pots - to entrap a crusty ol' scavenger, who's trawlin' for an under-sized hook-up..

[RGVforme]

More likely spinnin' out a well-baited long line, or a set of cray pots - to entrap a crusty ol' scavenger, who's trawlin' for an under-sized hook-up..

:killingme.........

A successful one perhaps considered both ole 'groupers' have gone very quiet.....:sick:

Good to see the oldies getting into the net for its other most used 'porpoise' though....:niceone:

[BuzzardNZ]

More likely spinnin' out a well-baited long line, or a set of cray pots - to entrap a crusty ol' scavenger, who's trawlin' for an under-sized hook-up..Another well put ( and very funny ) post in this thread that seems to sum up the situation going on with our scavenger 'friend'!

[J.A.W.]

Another well put ( and very funny ) post in this thread that seems to sum up the situation going on with our scavenger 'friend'!

Yeah, looks as if the ol' master-baiter - 'Fishburger' - has gone all coy.. mayhaps he's had his feelers grabbed & a cray hook applied - to his tender regions l.o.l...

[Jin]

Thread has turned creepy. Abandon ship.

[koi]

Might not be a bad idea to let this all wash out now...

[J.A.W.]

Might not be a bad idea to let this all wash out now...

So, did you manage to spear down the creepy ol' reef-predator denizen Husa-Hapuka - who was clearly trolling for a fresh school-age jailbait-fish, then, did ya?

Iki-time, for the troglodyte slime bag ,was it? Are you really a senior detective constable - on a search & destroy mission?

Did ya make him spill his filthy guts sac over-side, spray lemon pepper in his face & grill him downtown 3rd degree-wise, as he so richly deserves? L.O.L...

[RGVforme]

So, did you manage to spear down the creepy ol' reef-predator denizen Husa-Hapuka - who was clearly trolling for a fresh school-age jailbait-fish, then, did ya?

Iki-time, for the troglodyte slime bag ,was it? Are you really a senior detective constable - on a search & destroy mission?

Did ya make him spill his filthy guts sac over-side, spray lemon pepper in his face & grill him downtown 3rd degree-wise, as he so richly deserves? L.O.L...

Me thinks she may have been left floundering in the shallows not able to reach quota has returned to port to net check for a wider cast in different waters the next time.:rolleyes:

[J.A.W.]

Delete duplicate post.

[J.A.W.]

Me thinks she may have been left floundering in the shallows not able to reach quota has returned to port to net check for a wider cast in different waters the next time.:rolleyes:

Well, either either that or chucking his hard-drives into the briny - failed to hide his undersized catch history shame,
& fisheries protection have 'im split, gutted, & well salted down, taking the heat - in the smoker..

[koi]

this thread has me gaping like a fish out of water

[J.A.W.]

this thread has me gaping like a fish out of water


Hmmm.. now, either that's unintended comedy gold, or tips the scales as a wee bit too.. exotic fishy..

Maybe.. you are showing off a flash of colour, or thrashing about high & dry up on the..ah, hard..

Did you really mean gasping/choking, rather than.. yeah - cheeky, "gaping"?
Or both.. L.O.L...


( & next, guess - husaspilling his grotty milt sac, speculuming over the possibilities, ugh..).

[Hemi Makutu]

Well, it was suggested I check this thread out - to get a real impression of how creepy husa can be...
Bloody - too right!

So, what ever happened to the baitfish?

Koi, are you still about, or were you foul-hooked & filleted - by the ol' h-perve?

[PrincessBandit]

She appears to have displayed remarkable commonsense by staying away from a thread which was only ever going in one predictable direction.

Funny that you should try and dredge in Jennifer Anne Wallaby. You should really deal with your attraction to husaberg as this is what this is really all about.

[Hemi Makutu]

She appears to have displayed remarkable commonsense by staying away from a thread which was only ever going in one predictable direction.

Funny that you should try and dredge in Jennifer Anne Wallaby. You should really deal with your attraction to husaberg as this is what this is really all about.


Who's up on the hard, scraping their bottom now? Anti-fouling's worn a tad thin, has it darls?

Aren't platypus the furry marsupials ( actually monotremes) the amphibious petting/merkin/codpiece you "really" need?
& what makes you imagine you'd have any realistic idea about "...what this is really all about" - anyhow?

If you did.. how is it that husaberg's blatantly perverse signature does not warrant a like response from you?
Is it you, 'Marina, Princess of the deep' - who really has a jealous "...attraction to husaberg..."? L.O.L....

[PrincessBandit]

[QUOTE=Hemi Makutu;1131014058]Who's blah blah blah

Someone, no not the person you are going to automatcally assume, reported your post. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise. It is pretty obvious that there was only one purpose for you trying to revive this thread - and it speaks volumes about who you are.

[Hemi Makutu]

Who's blah blah blah...it speaks volumes about who you are.



As a matter of fact P-B, it stems from asking another member what was up with husaberg's weird predilections...

Such as his openly claiming - to have me "on ignore" - yet consistently red-repping my posts..

It was suggested that I read this thread - if I wanted to see something "that speaks volumes" about how he operates...

Which I now have... if that's ok by you darls, ta.