More stupidity in NZ self entitled customer-ship and shit

[I'm old Grey!]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro. In the handicap space he parked an old dilapidated excuse for a Kawasaki with what looked like a bi-pedal angus heifer on bitch, so I instantly knew he was going to be a tightwad asshole on anything but the shopping bill but I like to treat customers fairly so was only happy to try help whn he pea-cocked himself over to my department
The smell of poor hygiene due to frugal use of single ply toilet paper and pumice soap got stronger as he got closer and it was a fucking struggle to keep the Quail sandwiches I just ate down
He demanded to see the GoPro's and then told me he only wanted to pay the sale price. I told him there was no sale price as they weren't on sale, which was pretty obvious to anyone but this guy. He told me he was to lazy to buy them when he first saw them on sale but wanted me to sell it to him for the sale price from last week with some free 'sticky bits' or else he would buy elsewhere.
Thank fuck!
Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief, but that meant would of had to take a big breath of his self righteous shitnado cunt perfume afterwards so held it in and said 'OK, have a great day Sirs.'
What is it with buyers in this country being such utter retards? Just because you have some money in your pocket doesn't mean you can be the worlds biggest asshole and have me suck your dick for a the fiver in your wallet or discount my commission for you
Do people come and ask you to work for half price for the next few hours in your profession?
Sold the next one that day for 50% off to someone who didn't even ask (which came out of my wages, but it's OK because I actually semi retired when I was 33 and just do this because I like people) ha!

[sidecar bob]

Yep, losers always want someone else to suck it up to make their lives easier.
Came back from lunch yesterday & some dopey bitch had parked her car right in the middle of my driveway, I heard her saying to my bloke, "something is wrong with my car" to which I called out, "yeah, its parked right in the middle of my fuckin driveway" "oh, is there something else wrong with it too?"
Apparently it needed a new battery at $140, but "oh no, I cant pay that much for it because im too broke, you will have to cut me a deal, or im going to have to get it somewhere else"
Ok dopey loser that has never spent a cent with me ever before, you better fuck off & do just that.

[scott411]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro. In the handicap space he parked an old dilapidated excuse for a Kawasaki with what looked like a bi-pedal angus heifer on bitch, so I instantly knew he was going to be a tightwad asshole on anything but the shopping bill but I like to treat customers fairly so was only happy to try help whn he pea-cocked himself over to my department
The smell of poor hygiene due to frugal use of single ply toilet paper and pumice soap got stronger as he got closer and it was a fucking struggle to keep the Quail sandwiches I just ate down
He demanded to see the GoPro's and then told me he only wanted to pay the sale price. I told him there was no sale price as they weren't on sale, which was pretty obvious to anyone but this guy. He told me he was to lazy to buy them when he first saw them on sale but wanted me to sell it to him for the sale price from last week with some free 'sticky bits' or else he would buy elsewhere.
Thank fuck!
Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief, but that meant would of had to take a big breath of his self righteous shitnado cunt perfume afterwards so held it in and said 'OK, have a great day Sirs.'
What is it with buyers in this country being such utter retards? Just because you have some money in your pocket doesn't mean you can be the worlds biggest asshole and have me suck your dick for a the fiver in your wallet or discount my commission for you
Do people come and ask you to work for half price for the next few hours in your profession?
Sold the next one that day for 50% off to someone who didn't even ask (which came out of my wages, but it's OK because I actually semi retired when I was 33 and just do this because I like people) ha!

welcome to the retail world of dealerships in NZ, can;t say i miss that type of customer,

i am suprised the dipshit has not come on here to run you down yet,

[Stirts]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro.

he parked an old dilapidated excuse for a Kawasaki with what looked like a bi-pedal angus heifer on bitch

he was going to be a tightwad asshole on anything but the shopping bill

poor hygiene due to frugal use of single ply toilet paper and pumice soap got stronger as he got closer and it was a fucking struggle to keep the Quail sandwiches I just ate down

He demanded to see the GoPro's and then told me he only wanted to pay the sale price.

Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief, but that meant would of had to take a big breath of his self righteous shitnado cunt perfume afterwards so held it in and said 'OK, have a great day Sirs.'

Full of awesome ... let us see how long it takes ....


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Sold the next one that day for 50% off to someone who didn't even ask (which came out of my wages, but it's OK because I actually semi retired when I was 33 and just do this because I like people) ha!

CHOICE!!!!

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Full of awesome ... see how long it takes ....






CHOICE!!!!

Yip, loved the original Go Pro post !
Wait, I'll just grab a beer and some chips.....

[Stirts]

Yip, loved the original Go Pro post !
Wait, I'll just grab a beer and some chips.....

Bitch please, there is no room on this couch...unless you bring dip too!!

[5ive]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap::clap::clap:

[swarfie]

Yep, losers always want someone else to suck it up to make their lives easier.
Came back from lunch yesterday & some dopey bitch had parked her car right in the middle of my driveway, I heard her saying to my bloke, "something is wrong with my car" to which I called out, "yeah, its parked right in the middle of my fuckin driveway" "oh, is there something else wrong with it too?"
Apparently it needed a new battery at $140, but "oh no, I cant pay that much for it because im too broke, you will have to cut me a deal, or im going to have to get it somewhere else"
Ok dopey loser that has never spent a cent with me ever before, you better fuck off & do just that.

:not::not::not::not::not::lol::killingme

Not about retail, but PMSL the other day when some bitch picking her snot nosed kids up from school parks in my neighbours drive. He comes home and parks behind her, locks up and is walking away just as she comes around the corner with her whanau in tow. Gave her a big serve when she asked where he was going....and carries on around to our place for a 10 minute social chat about nothing in particular. Told me latter she was pretty hot under the collar by the time he got home. Bet she never parks there again :2thumbsup

[Swoop]

Bitch please, there is no room on this couch...unless you bring dip too!!
I've got the bowl of guacamole, so move over!:cool:

[Stirts]

I've got the bowl of guacamole, so move over!:cool:

Holy guacamole!!! C'mere bebe!!

[willytheekid]

:killingme

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...make some room you lot, I got the beersies! :D

ohhh, nice!...guacamole!:drool: (gets comfy)

[george formby]

Bitch please, there is no room on this couch...unless you bring dip too!!

I've got pizza and a bean bag. May I?

[Reckless]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro.!

Gold! Pure KB gold, Thanks for the laugh :niceone: :first:


i am surprised the dipshit has not come on here to run you down yet,

Ha Scotty I doubt Mr Gaynor will enter the fray considering how his apposing thread went :bleh:

Unless of coarse its himself as "I'm old grey" and has learnt to laugh at himself :no:

:jerry:

[Stirts]

I've got pizza and a bean bag. May I?

Don't you know anything...

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[willytheekid]

Don't you know anything...

Nope!:no:...but I DO know what Im getting my mates kids for xmas now :eek: (Thanks Stirts! :love:)

[george formby]

Don't you know anything...


Woah, that is an uncanny resemblance to moi.

[Stirts]

Woah, that is an uncanny resemblance to moi.

Moi the user here on KB or Moi as in yourself? Either way pics (because that Gaynerd dude is not going to show so this thread will be a complete anti-climax, so post them up so we can have some laughs) or you're a farking liar :bleh:

[TheDemonLord]

Well, I'm going to put in a 0.5c for the consumer - I frequently ask (politely) for discounts/deals/stuff when buying big ticket items. Most of the time I get politely declined, and then I happily pay full price. Sometimes however, I get a good deal and will then usually go out of my way to ensure that business gets my money when buying subsequent items.

But I will put a Dollar in for the shop owners - I always ask politely (never demand and never rudely) and people who want to be cheeky and ask for a deal should be prepared to either:

Politely take their business elsewhere
or
STFU and pay the price.

[Murray]

Well, I'm going to put in a 0.5c for the consumer - I frequently ask (politely) for discounts/deals/stuff when buying big ticket items. Most of the time I get politely declined, and then I happily pay full price. Sometimes however, I get a good deal and will then usually go out of my way to ensure that business gets my money when buying subsequent items.

Politely take their business elsewhere
or
STFU and pay the price.

Did you read this thread????

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/174542-More-stupidity-in-NZ-salesmanship

Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Old Grey

[TheDemonLord]

Dis you read this thread????

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/174542-More-stupidity-in-NZ-salesmanship

Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Old Grey

Wow.

Did I miss the entire point of the thread or what?!?!

I'll go stand in the corner with a Dunce hat on for a while.

[Murray]

Did I miss the entire point of the thread or what?!?!


I'm Old grey = 0 posts = 8 green rep and probably more to come!!

Legend

[Crasherfromwayback]

Wow.

Did I miss the entire point of the thread or what?!?!

I'll go stand in the corner with a Dunce hat on for a while.

Good idea.

[Moi]

Woah, that is an uncanny resemblance to moi.


Moi the user here on KB or Moi as in yourself? ...


Excuse Moi! :eek:

I'm sitting on the side line watching and waiting...

[Murray]

Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief,


Woah, that is an uncanny resemblance to moi.


Moi the user here on KB or Moi as in yourself?


Excuse Moi! :eek:


Thought I saw it and when I read it again yes its there!! Secret squirrel pswd stuff - love it

[Swoop]

ohhh, nice!...guacamole!:drool: (gets comfy)
Home made, of course!

Crap! Stirts is hogging the bowl.:rolleyes:

[sidecar bob]

I'm a bit gutted our chum mikey isn't joining in the fun. It's the kind of thread he would usually enjoy red repping the fuck outta everyone for.

[Stirts]

Crap! Stirts is hogging the bowl.:rolleyes:

Of course!!...now best you get in that kitchen and make us some more!

[Tazz]

I'm a bit gutted our chum mikey isn't joining in the fun. It's the kind of thread he would usually enjoy red repping the fuck outta everyone for.
Too busy thinking up another shopping tale to regale us with.

Can't wait [emoji83]

[Delerium]

:not::not::not::not::not::lol::killingme

Not about retail, but PMSL the other day when some bitch picking her snot nosed kids up from school parks in my neighbours drive. He comes home and parks behind her, locks up and is walking away just as she comes around the corner with her whanau in tow. Gave her a big serve when she asked where he was going....and carries on around to our place for a 10 minute social chat about nothing in particular. Told me latter she was pretty hot under the collar by the time he got home. Bet she never parks there again :2thumbsup

Brilliant. im going to be doing something similar to my neighbours soon. using a bit of common sense and some common fucking courtesy goes a long way. I don't know why people seem so self centred now.

[mossy1200]

This good. I waited for the sale that started 2 days later. $100 off but no extra sticky bits.

[Moi]

Of course!!...now best you get in that kitchen and make us some more!

And while you're there... make some proper chip dip... you know, the one made with Maggi onion soup and reduced cream...

[mossy1200]

And while you're there... make some proper chip dip... you know, the one made with Maggi French onion soup, dash of lemon juice and reduced cream...

Got very hungry.

[husaberg]

Well I am just keeping the thread on the top of the list........

[R650R]

It must be depressing working at Noel Reemings and Hardley Normal these days with stuff like that.... but hey that's the territoru when your scamming the consumer to start with.
Ridiculous mark ups and constant sales, fake interest free deals and rip off 'extra' warranty packages etc etc
You cant blame the odd consumer for asking for a discount.
Due to my employers status I get mega discounts at these places without having to ask anyway, that's if its not already cheaper to buy online anyway and also the bog box stores often have obsolete models or stuff lacking the extra features available.

When you say the discount came out of your wages, would that be the 0.05% commission on the selling price on top of your base salary???
I had an employee in a cycle shop whinge about the difference coming out of his wages. I lost all respect for him right then. He had already quoted and agreed to a competitors prices then tried to mind root the price back up by $10 a week later with the not so subtle guilt trip on a $1200 purchase. Whatever matey...

So exactly how much did that discount cost you and what was the discounted rpice????? fess up.....