MD
14th May 2015, 10:23
Maybe this was intended as news not humour but it had me laughing. Such dramatic headlines when all the black bear was doing was strolling along, hardly chasing the fat arsed tourists.
But what cracked me up was the fact nearly all the women were obese and couldn't get themselves close to a normal walking pace, let alone actually run when fleeing danger.
Bloody shameful that people can eat themselves to that state of immobility. Reminded me of my time at Disneyland. I was stunned by the number of fat people. Fat parents actually pushing their obese children in oversized prams because the kids were to lazy and fat to walk. These were about 5 to 10 y.o. kids! not babies.
At least normal people now know what to do if they go wandering into the American wilderness, always take along a fatty as bait in case they are charged by a brown or grizzly bear. The bear will go for the easy catch 'up-sized' meal
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/68446610/tourists-scatter-as-mother-bear-protects-cubs-in-yellowstone
But what cracked me up was the fact nearly all the women were obese and couldn't get themselves close to a normal walking pace, let alone actually run when fleeing danger.
Bloody shameful that people can eat themselves to that state of immobility. Reminded me of my time at Disneyland. I was stunned by the number of fat people. Fat parents actually pushing their obese children in oversized prams because the kids were to lazy and fat to walk. These were about 5 to 10 y.o. kids! not babies.
At least normal people now know what to do if they go wandering into the American wilderness, always take along a fatty as bait in case they are charged by a brown or grizzly bear. The bear will go for the easy catch 'up-sized' meal
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/68446610/tourists-scatter-as-mother-bear-protects-cubs-in-yellowstone