Oh snap!

[EJK]

Alan Parke was rushed to hospital after an agonising accident during sex with his girlfriend Clarissa Cairns, 22, the Irish Daily Mirror reports.

"We were just having sex.

"All of a sudden I heard something snap. I've never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating," Parke said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/69124548/irish-man-reveals-how-he-broke-his-penis-during-sex

[mashman]

Bloody dickhead.

[Moi]

Was he cumming or going?? :eek5:

[oldrider]

Irish??? - He sounds more like an Aussie bleeder! - Our friends across the ditch will anxious to top that one! - :buggerd:

[Banditbandit]

One more reason to have safe sex ...

[nodrog]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/69124548/irish-man-reveals-how-he-broke-his-penis-during-sex

That's hardly the sort of thing 95% of kb members have to worry about.

[mashman]

That's hardly the sort of thing 95% of kb members have to worry about.

I am a member of that 5%... it's happened once in conjunction with a bed breaking, t'was sore (no blood), but suddenly made the thing straight (which was highly amusing if not somewhat painful). We decided to fuck it back into shape. Worked a treat too and we eventually got used to sleeping on a hill.