Maha
17th June 2015, 16:13
Names and dates have been withheld to protect the guilty/innocent. :msn-wink:
Poo Bike: After a quick smoke stop, friends ride off only to run over a human shit filled shirt that clogged the rear sprocket which had to be cut off using a Swiss Army knife.
Diesel Bike: Friend opted for diesel as an alternative fuel for his SV1000 after leaving the Waipu Pizza barn, as luck would have it, he didn’t start the bike.
Dropped Bike: Long time and Mature male turns up at a pub with three others, they all park together, male eventually gets off his bike and it falls onto the one beside it, and that one ends up hitting a parked car.
Burn out Fail: Male rider decides to show off his skills by attempting to connect the spent rubber by forming an O. what was left was a C…. due to something else burning out.
Bike won’t start: Married couple are left behind with a bike that failed to keep going once put into gear. Wife get off, bike is started in neutral, wife gets on, and bike is put into gear and stops. Wife get off, bike is started in neutral, wife gets on, and bike is put into gear and stops. Wife get off, bike is started in neutral, wife gets on, and bike is put into gear and stops. Then clued up wife says ‘’Honey! The side stand is down’’.
Poo Bike: After a quick smoke stop, friends ride off only to run over a human shit filled shirt that clogged the rear sprocket which had to be cut off using a Swiss Army knife.
Diesel Bike: Friend opted for diesel as an alternative fuel for his SV1000 after leaving the Waipu Pizza barn, as luck would have it, he didn’t start the bike.
Dropped Bike: Long time and Mature male turns up at a pub with three others, they all park together, male eventually gets off his bike and it falls onto the one beside it, and that one ends up hitting a parked car.
Burn out Fail: Male rider decides to show off his skills by attempting to connect the spent rubber by forming an O. what was left was a C…. due to something else burning out.
Bike won’t start: Married couple are left behind with a bike that failed to keep going once put into gear. Wife get off, bike is started in neutral, wife gets on, and bike is put into gear and stops. Wife get off, bike is started in neutral, wife gets on, and bike is put into gear and stops. Wife get off, bike is started in neutral, wife gets on, and bike is put into gear and stops. Then clued up wife says ‘’Honey! The side stand is down’’.