People are actually bidding!

[Ms Piggy]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/0347-3246-3255-3257-/auction-35880395.htm

Awww...sorry peeps if only I had let you know earlier!

[John]

ohhh that will suit my collection nicely... something about a room full of kens really lights my fire. oh baby.

[Brian d marge]

Not for 140 dollars I wouldnt ...still a fool and their money are soon parted

Stephen

[placidfemme]

they also had a lesbian barbie on there once... and answer me this... what lesbian in thier right mind plays with dolls? Guess the smart asses at barbie planning factory arn't that smart... and I think it sold for like $200

[Sniper]

they also had a lesbian barbie on there once... and answer me this... what lesbian in thier right mind plays with dolls? Guess the smart asses at barbie planning factory arn't that smart... and I think it sold for like $200

I would pay to watch lesbians play with their dolls :eek: :eek:

[Paul in NZ]

they also had a lesbian barbie on there once... and answer me this... what lesbian in thier right mind plays with dolls? Guess the smart asses at barbie planning factory arn't that smart... and I think it sold for like $200

Damn... You mean there are rules for being a Lesbian as well...

[jrandom]

what lesbian in thier right mind plays with dolls?

stop trying so hard with that stereotype, femme. its grating.

'lesbian' isnt a precisely-defined little social subcategory box for you to sit in and hide from the world, you know. its all good if you like girls, but hell, I wouldnt tell a little boy he wasnt allowed to play with dolls. and youre going one step beyond THAT in hidebound box-thinking.

honestly. lesbians not liking dolls. jeez. I suppose gay men arent allowed to like rugby, either.

do you think Tha Sistahood will reject you if you wear lipstick, or something?

perhaps when your a bit older youll realise that your identity is not, in fact, defined by who you have sex with.

stupid people using homosexuality as a refuge from their own insecurities annoy the snot out of me.

[manuboy]

stop trying so hard with that stereotype, femme. its grating.

'lesbian' isnt a precisely-defined little social subcategory box for you to sit in and hide from the world, you know. its all good if you like girls, but hell, I wouldnt tell a little boy he wasnt allowed to play with dolls. and youre going one step beyond THAT in hidebound box-thinking.

honestly. lesbians not liking dolls. jeez. I suppose gay men arent allowed to like rugby, either.

do you think Tha Sistahood will reject you if you wear lipstick, or something?

perhaps when your a bit older youll realise that your identity is not, in fact, defined by who you have sex with.

stupid people using homosexuality as a refuge from their own insecurities annoy the snot out of me.

And them folks who take a pissy little comment and turn it into a six paragraph overzealous PC commentary without even apolgising for the Hijack annoy the piss outta me...

[Sniper]

Don't start a war with fish mate. She is a tenatious one.

[John]

And them folks who take a pissy little comment and turn it into a six paragraph overzealous PC commentary without even apolgising for the Hijack annoy the piss outta me...
fuck you nailed it right there! 10 points that guy.

[Lou Girardin]

Funnily enough I don't miss bondagebunnies posts as much now that fish is here.,

[scumdog]

stop trying so hard with that stereotype, femme. its grating.

'lesbian' isnt a precisely-defined little social subcategory box for you to sit in and hide from the world, you know. its all good if you like girls, but hell, I wouldnt tell a little boy he wasnt allowed to play with dolls. and youre going one step beyond THAT in hidebound box-thinking.

honestly. lesbians not liking dolls. jeez. I suppose gay men arent allowed to like rugby, either.

do you think Tha Sistahood will reject you if you wear lipstick, or something?

perhaps when your a bit older youll realise that your identity is not, in fact, defined by who you have sex with.

stupid people using homosexuality as a refuge from their own insecurities annoy the snot out of me.

Are you homophobic or sommat????

[placidfemme]

stop trying so hard with that stereotype, femme. its grating.

'lesbian' isnt a precisely-defined little social subcategory box for you to sit in and hide from the world, you know. its all good if you like girls, but hell, I wouldnt tell a little boy he wasnt allowed to play with dolls. and youre going one step beyond THAT in hidebound box-thinking.

honestly. lesbians not liking dolls. jeez. I suppose gay men arent allowed to like rugby, either.

do you think Tha Sistahood will reject you if you wear lipstick, or something?

perhaps when your a bit older youll realise that your identity is not, in fact, defined by who you have sex with.

stupid people using homosexuality as a refuge from their own insecurities annoy the snot out of me.

oh yay lets have an argument because your the lesbian expert... I'm glad I annoyed the snot out of you... maybe next time I can annoy the life out of you that would really give my insecure lesbian immaturity personality a cheap thrill

[Paul in NZ]

I hope Lesbian Barbies are better than Vegetarian ones... Vegetarian sausages taste like tofu....

[jrandom]

oh yay lets have an argument because your the lesbian expert... I'm glad I annoyed the snot out of you... maybe next time I can annoy the life out of you that would really give my insecure lesbian immaturity personality a cheap thrill

rowwrrrr!

but, I just gotta say

posting trolly crap? a few cents of SpankMes bandwidth and disk space.

wasting time composing it? a few more than a few cents of my poor old employers time, naughty me.

but seeing a green rep with "get fucked" against it and taking a full 30 seconds to realise that you must have been in such a fizz that you forgot to select the 'negative' button?

priceless...

[placidfemme]

but seeing a green rep with "get fucked" against it and taking a full 30 seconds to realise that you must have been in such a fizz that you forgot to select the 'negative' button?

priceless...

nope... I don't give red rep... even to people like you... I just wanted to tell ya to get fucked... but now that you've mentioned it... i'll just say it here... get fucked! is that better?

[jrandom]

i'll just say it here... get fucked! is that better?

well, you could have pm'd it.

you werent planning on doing the fucking yourself, though, were you?

[placidfemme]

well, you could have pm'd it.

you werent planning on doing the fucking yourself, though, were you?

I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick

[Sniper]

Ladies, please. Calm down.

[John]

Ladies, please. Calm down.
hopefully we see some titties flop out.

[manuboy]

(sorry SD / Winja)

But what about the children? Will somebody please think about the children?

[boomer]

hopefully we see some titties flop out.

:soon: :wari:

[jrandom]

speedmedic, Im all over the popcorn and slurpee idea matey, but therell be no rumble, not in this thread.

placidfemme needs a psychotherapist, not a one-sided bitchfight.

move along. harder targets abound.

[DingDong]

well Im gonna stick around... this is gettn good :wari:

[WINJA]

oh yay lets have an argument because your the lesbian expert... I'm glad I annoyed the snot out of you... maybe next time I can annoy the life out of you that would really give my insecure lesbian immaturity personality a cheap thrill
IF THIS CONTINUES IM GOING TO MAKE A MUD PIT FOR YOU BITCHES TO WRESTLE IN .
DONT WORRY BOUT BEING A DYKE PF ITS JUST A PHASE AND YOULL GROW OUT OF IT SOON ENOUGH , I KNOW THIS LESBIAN AND SHE STARTED PREFERING GIRLS WHEN SHE WAS 15 , SHES ALMOST OVER IT NOW AND IT ONLY TOOK 40 SOMETHING YEARS.
P.S BRING JO AND PAINT MY ROOF

[**R1**]

Ladies, please. Calm down.Shut up!!!

[Macktheknife]

You know .... I've been reading up about lesbians, and what they like to do sexually......
I think I might be one... really.

[jrandom]

You know .... I've been reading up about lesbians, and what they like to do sexually......

well, I got to admit, I hadnt heard the one about fucking each other with stolen dicks. sounds kinky. feel sorry for the dudes that get their dicks nicked, though.

can you insure dicks?

imagine reading the claim forms.

[placidfemme]

IF THIS CONTINUES IM GOING TO MAKE A MUD PIT FOR YOU BITCHES TO WRESTLE IN .
DONT WORRY BOUT BEING A DYKE PF ITS JUST A PHASE AND YOULL GROW OUT OF IT SOON ENOUGH , I KNOW THIS LESBIAN AND SHE STARTED PREFERING GIRLS WHEN SHE WAS 15 , SHES ALMOST OVER IT NOW AND IT ONLY TOOK 40 SOMETHING YEARS.
P.S BRING JO AND PAINT MY ROOF

lol only 40 years? theres hope for me yet! And I'll remember to bring... er... um... Jo (who's Jo?)

[placidfemme]

He meant Sam... Jo is winjese for sam

ohhh... lol ok then I can deffinatly bring jo :)

*is starting to think that WINJA doesn't actually have a roof...*

[Hitcher]

I thought he meant jelly...

[placidfemme]

I thought he meant jelly...

jelly.... mud... all the same cept you can't see through mud... lol so yeah jelly is better I guess

[parsley]

can you insure dicks?
How much would you insure them for? Most men would value them as priceless but that's not much good to an insurance company. Maybe we should ask ladies who have enjoyed the pleasure for estimates? :niceone:

[crashe]

How much would you insure them for? Most men would value them as priceless but that's not much good to an insurance company. Maybe we should ask ladies who have enjoyed the pleasure for estimates? :niceone:

Ask Mr John Bobbit... after he lost his... wonder how much, he insured his for after it was chopped off.... bet his insurers have made him make sure, that no sharp knifes are anywhere near him now... :rofl: :rofl:

[riffer]

Ask Mr John Bobbit... after he lost his... wonder how much, he insured his for after it was chopped off.... bet his insurers have made him make sure, that no sharp knifes are anywhere near him now... :rofl: :rofl:

and definitely no timed events ..... :msn-wink:

[placidfemme]

Ask Mr John Bobbit... after he lost his... wonder how much, he insured his for after it was chopped off.... bet his insurers have made him make sure, that no sharp knifes are anywhere near him now... :rofl: :rofl:

Who's John Bobbit?

[scumdog]

Who's John Bobbit?

Famous for getting his schlong cut off by his Mrs while he was 'joed-out' 'cos she thought he was screwing around, - he don't do that no more for sure!!!

[Patrick]

His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ :laugh: !!! Go figure...

[placidfemme]

Famous for getting his schlong cut off by his Mrs while he was 'joed-out' 'cos she thought he was screwing around, - he don't do that no more for sure!!!

ouch... thats really gotta suck...

[placidfemme]

His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ :laugh: !!! Go figure...

lol must have been some nifty doctors to put it back on after it'd been through the waste disposal... and now he's a porn star... guess they must have added a bit more on lol

[Super Sam]

His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ :laugh: !!! Go figure...

can count that as another reason why not to piss women off

[Patrick]

can count that as another reason why not to piss women off

Breathing can be another...actually not much blokes can do without getting in the shite for it... :Offtopic: :rofl:

[WINJA]

lol only 40 years? theres hope for me yet! And I'll remember to bring... er... um... Jo (who's Jo?)
I THOUGHT 1 IN 3 LESBIANS WAS CALLED JO . I HEARD ROOF PAINTING CURES HOMOSEXUALALITY.
AND CORNFLAKES CURES MASTURBATION , I EAT CORN ON THE COBB TO STOP ME BEING SUCH A WANKER. IT DONT WORK

[placidfemme]

I THOUGHT 1 IN 3 LESBIANS WAS CALLED JO . I HEARD ROOF PAINTING CURES HOMOSEXUALALITY.
AND CORNFLAKES CURES MASTURBATION , I EAT CORN ON THE COBB TO STOP ME BEING SUCH A WANKER. IT DONT WORK

lol well there is some truth in that... I know about 7 Jo's... all lesbians... very common name I guess

Cornflakes... I dunno... sex cures masturbation... ;)

[John]

lol well there is some truth in that... I know about 7 Jo's... all lesbians... very common name I guess

Cornflakes... I dunno... sex cures masturbation... ;)

I guess its because "joe" wants a "joey"... :blip:

[jrandom]

I guess its because "joe" wants a "joey"... :blip:

say wha?

_that_ was really quite incoherent.

...

I'll chip in with 'Sam' as a proposed next-most-common lesbian name. really. not taking piss or anything. I know three, plus of course placidfemme has mentioned having a Sam of her own.

I imagine the observable commonality of first names is more to do with mutiple names collapsing to similar nicknames ('Sam', 'Jo', 'Di', etc) than with any spooky prescience from lesbians' parents. and of course your average dykes predilection to gruffness lends itself to monosyllabic monikers.

[John]

say wha?

_that_ was really quite incoherent.


I think I can smell the cupcakes burning, go make a fresh batch!




:corn:

[WINJA]

say wha?

_that_ was really quite incoherent.

...

I'll chip in with 'Sam' as a proposed next-most-common lesbian name. really. not taking piss or anything. I know three, plus of course placidfemme has mentioned having a Sam of her own.

I imagine the observable commonality of first names is more to do with mutiple names collapsing to similar nicknames ('Sam', 'Jo', 'Di', etc) than with any spooky prescience from lesbians' parents. and of course your average dykes predilection to gruffness lends itself to monosyllabic monikers.
ARE YOU ONE OF THE HIGHLY EDUCATED UNEMPLOYABLE TYPES? DO YOU RIDE A BIKE? WHAT PART OF YOU SMELLS LIKE FISH?

[WINJA]

lol well there is some truth in that... I know about 7 Jo's... all lesbians... very common name I guess

Cornflakes... I dunno... sex cures masturbation... ;)
ACCORDING TO THE INTERWEB MR KELLOG INVENTED CORN FLAKES AS A CURE FOR MASSTY ATTACKS.

[John]

I dunno how you do it but every day I love you that little bit more winja.

[Gremlin]

plus of course placidfemme has mentioned having a Sam of her own.

can count that as another reason why not to piss women off
1 + 1 = 2 :msn-wink:

[El Dopa]

His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ :laugh: !!! Go figure...

Actually, she cut it off because her husband couldn't/wouldn't give her satisifaction.

And she then drove off, throwing it out of the car window after she'd driven a couple of miles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bobbitt

I think there's probably some sort of moral in there for guys.