Facebook and Twitter

[Stylo]

Sounds like everyone is on-line these days and doing the SM thing. Good for them and you, if it applies ..

I've made the conscious decision to stay away from Facebook and the Twitter thing for common sense reasons.

How does it work having these 'friends' on-line ?

Still good mates and 'catch up for a beer sometime' people or, am I missing something.

[unstuck]

Love facebook, less whingers and crybabys over there.:2thumbsup

[Oakie]

As far as I'm concerned, "twitter' is what the birds do outside my window on a nice spring morning.
'Facebook' ... well I have a small presence, have about 10 friends (mostly old work colleagues ... no family) and use it rarely as a social thing. I only got in to it to contact some old work colleagues to get professional advice on different things and so I could 'facebook stalk' job applicants where I work as part of due dilligence. Suprising what people put about themselves.
In some ways it would be nice to contact some old school mates through it but I've seen Mrs Oakie's family have facebook arguments so ...

[mashman]

I kinda like twitter as it's a few words (140 chars) and a link to whatever you choose to follow.

[Gremlin]

Never touched twitter, don't need it.

Facebook is useful for connecting to people you don't see day to day, as I have several friends around the world (even around NZ) I wouldn't even see annually. Also multi-people chats, say, for a day of mountain biking...

[R650R]

Twitter is a waste of time, have a placeholder account there but don't really use it.
Facebook is quite good, basically treat it as a customizeable news feed and to keep in touch with people.

[awa355]

As Oakie says, a small group of friends, unfortunately, also screeds of faces/entries of people I dont know and don't have any wish to know, plus notices from groups that I do not belong to. I have no interest in 'friends of friends' or people I 'might want to meet'. Hence, I rarely use my page. Never been to the twitter site.

I am not a social animal, probably why I love my bike riding so much, , just me and the bike in my world. :niceone::niceone::niceone:

[Maha]

Love facebook, less whingers and crybabys over there.:2thumbsup

No they are there, they just don't whinge and cry like they do on here. Well, they can't really can they? there is the real fear that they'll be unfriended by someone they don't actually know. :rolleyes:

FB: Where you can only like, Where having an opposing opinion on a subject is frowned upon, Where twats would get slayed if they start up with conspiracy bullshit, Where people invite you to take part in any number of ridiculous polls/games etc.

ie: 'What Muscle car are you'?

[slofox]

Arsebook and Twatter? Never go near either.

[Akzle]

How does it work having these 'friends' on-line ?


i, as you, have shunned social media, since the beginning, like, since before it was 'cool' to do so.
In part this is because it's all jew shit (refer http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/29/facebook-users-emotions-news-feeds , or more generally http://www.facebookcensorship.com/ and more generally, jewgle.) to mention the meta-data, actual data and general human-farming nature of it.
but a larger part is because nothing important ever has, or will, come of it. it's a social cop-out, "save the whales" - "like", "down with sweat shops" - "like", "i honk for abortion" - "like", while sipping your fucking venti mocha frappe. wo betide ye should you actually have to march with banners or set fire to things.

it's a platform for wannabes, where the self presented is mostly far removed from the self presenting it. it's dishonest (no more dishonest than having a shower and putting on your cleanest jeans to go to the pub to meet bitches, but IRL, people can detect that shit) ocean had a link onetime about rainbow unicorns and shit (insert here -----> )
it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.

and this ties into cunts taking cameras everywhere. nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fuck what your meal looks like.
this is a waste of time, space and mental capacity(?) which could(?) be better put to use saving the mothercunting whales. the sheer amount of energy (human, electrical etc) that goes into the irrelevant nothingness that is posted and blasted around the world is astounding.

this is an age where we can communicate instantly with anyone anywhere, the age of FREEdom of information, ideas, etc and that capacity is largely wasted. people aren't actually connected or connecting to each other anymore, they don't talk to other people, they talk at "the internets"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/03/26492E1800000578-2977879-A_study_in_2011_found_more_than_half_of_adults_and _two_thirds_of-a-78_1425407580872.jpg

this is not fucking normal.


and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper. people have devolved into morons, they don't want to know shit, they want to adsorb the gist of your shit, click "like", type "LOL" and then forget about you while they browse gifs of puppies. god fucking forbid you'd have to read some shit that someone wrote about what they were up to that was longer than a some arse-nugget txt message.




i'm not a fan of it, i guess, would be the cut and thrust of this post...


am I missing something.

i don't see what that has to do with this thread :bleh:

[bogan]

Facebook has gone to shit with all the wall posts being clickbait. It used to be pretty good for social networking.

Twitter seems more commercial, not as much talking with people and more talking at them.

[neels]

Farcebook I use to keep in touch with a couple of people overseas, and as a means of organising rides/walks/catch ups with people who are actually friends in real life without disrupting their day with calling or texting, and can include/inform several people at once in a discussion.

Games invitations etc can bugger off, I don't have that much time to sit around on my arse.

One thing that pisses me off is that some people seem to think that creating an event on facebook is job done for inviting people to an event, firstly it assumes you are actually looking at farcebook often enough to see it, and you actually know how to work it enough to notice it/find it/remember it. Funniest occurance of this was a phone call asking if I was coming to a wedding as I hadn't responded, when I replied that I knew nothing about it, the answer was that it was on farcebook so I should.

Twitter, I don't see the point at all.

[caspernz]

For me Facebook is mildly interesting, use it to keep in touch with a select group of family and friends, maybe play a game or two. Beyond that, it's mostly a waste of time.

Twitter/snapchat/instagram or whatever the latest fad is called...not interested. Not like I'm out to create or maintain a fan base like some celeb :eek:

I'm with the OP in that nothing beats a real-time chinwag with actual family/friends. But that may be to do with my age, and my (shock horror!) ability to switch off my phone without feeling "out of touch" with the world.

[Banditbandit]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e247/wundergurl/facebook-was-down-so-i-spent-some-time-with-my-family-today-they-seem-like-nice-people-808a7_zpsg3o0fbsz.png

[mashman]

i, as you, have shunned social media, since the beginning, like, since before it was 'cool' to do so.
In part this is because it's all jew shit (refer http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/29/facebook-users-emotions-news-feeds , or more generally http://www.facebookcensorship.com/ and more generally, jewgle.) to mention the meta-data, actual data and general human-farming nature of it.
but a larger part is because nothing important ever has, or will, come of it. it's a social cop-out, "save the whales" - "like", "down with sweat shops" - "like", "i honk for abortion" - "like", while sipping your fucking venti mocha frappe. wo betide ye should you actually have to march with banners or set fire to things.

it's a platform for wannabes, where the self presented is mostly far removed from the self presenting it. it's dishonest (no more dishonest than having a shower and putting on your cleanest jeans to go to the pub to meet bitches, but IRL, people can detect that shit) ocean had a link onetime about rainbow unicorns and shit (insert here -----> )
it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.

and this ties into cunts taking cameras everywhere. nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fuck what your meal looks like.
this is a waste of time, space and mental capacity(?) which could(?) be better put to use saving the mothercunting whales. the sheer amount of energy (human, electrical etc) that goes into the irrelevant nothingness that is posted and blasted around the world is astounding.

this is an age where we can communicate instantly with anyone anywhere, the age of FREEdom of information, ideas, etc and that capacity is largely wasted. people aren't actually connected or connecting to each other anymore, they don't talk to other people, they talk at "the internets"

this is not fucking normal.

and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper. people have devolved into morons, they don't want to know shit, they want to adsorb the gist of your shit, click "like", type "LOL" and then forget about you while they browse gifs of puppies. god fucking forbid you'd have to read some shit that someone wrote about what they were up to that was longer than a some arse-nugget txt message.

i'm not a fan of it, i guess, would be the cut and thrust of this post...


Cannot spread yadda yadda...

[Moi]

here you go...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUgv5MDF0cQ

[FlangMasterJ]

Facebook has gone to shit with all the wall posts being clickbait. It used to be pretty good for social networking.

But you won't believe what happened next....

[slofox]

i, as you, have shunned social media, since the beginning, like, since before it was 'cool' to do so.
In part this is because it's all jew shit (refer http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/29/facebook-users-emotions-news-feeds , or more generally http://www.facebookcensorship.com/ and more generally, jewgle.) to mention the meta-data, actual data and general human-farming nature of it.
but a larger part is because nothing important ever has, or will, come of it. it's a social cop-out, "save the whales" - "like", "down with sweat shops" - "like", "i honk for abortion" - "like", while sipping your fucking venti mocha frappe. wo betide ye should you actually have to march with banners or set fire to things.

it's a platform for wannabes, where the self presented is mostly far removed from the self presenting it. it's dishonest (no more dishonest than having a shower and putting on your cleanest jeans to go to the pub to meet bitches, but IRL, people can detect that shit) ocean had a link onetime about rainbow unicorns and shit (insert here -----> )
it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.

and this ties into cunts taking cameras everywhere. nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fuck what your meal looks like.
this is a waste of time, space and mental capacity(?) which could(?) be better put to use saving the mothercunting whales. the sheer amount of energy (human, electrical etc) that goes into the irrelevant nothingness that is posted and blasted around the world is astounding.

this is an age where we can communicate instantly with anyone anywhere, the age of FREEdom of information, ideas, etc and that capacity is largely wasted. people aren't actually connected or connecting to each other anymore, they don't talk to other people, they talk at "the internets"



this is not fucking normal.


and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper. people have devolved into morons, they don't want to know shit, they want to adsorb the gist of your shit, click "like", type "LOL" and then forget about you while they browse gifs of puppies. god fucking forbid you'd have to read some shit that someone wrote about what they were up to that was longer than a some arse-nugget txt message.




i'm not a fan of it, i guess, would be the cut and thrust of this post...



i don't see what that has to do with this thread :bleh:


Cannot spread yadda yadda as well.

[husaberg]

i, as you, have shunned social media, since the beginning, like, since before it was 'cool' to do so.
In part this is because it's all jew shit (refer http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/29/facebook-users-emotions-news-feeds , or more generally http://www.facebookcensorship.com/ and more generally, jewgle.) to mention the meta-data, actual data and general human-farming nature of it.
but a larger part is because nothing important ever has, or will, come of it. it's a social cop-out, "save the whales" - "like", "down with sweat shops" - "like", "i honk for abortion" - "like", while sipping your fucking venti mocha frappe. wo betide ye should you actually have to march with banners or set fire to things.

it's a platform for wannabes, where the self presented is mostly far removed from the self presenting it. it's dishonest (no more dishonest than having a shower and putting on your cleanest jeans to go to the pub to meet bitches, but IRL, people can detect that shit) ocean had a link onetime about rainbow unicorns and shit (insert here -----> )
it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.

and this ties into cunts taking cameras everywhere. nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fuck what your meal looks like.
this is a waste of time, space and mental capacity(?) which could(?) be better put to use saving the mothercunting whales. the sheer amount of energy (human, electrical etc) that goes into the irrelevant nothingness that is posted and blasted around the world is astounding.

this is an age where we can communicate instantly with anyone anywhere, the age of FREEdom of information, ideas, etc and that capacity is largely wasted. people aren't actually connected or connecting to each other anymore, they don't talk to other people, they talk at "the internets"

this is not fucking normal.


and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper. people have devolved into morons, they don't want to know shit, they want to adsorb the gist of your shit, click "like", type "LOL" and then forget about you while they browse gifs of puppies. god fucking forbid you'd have to read some shit that someone wrote about what they were up to that was longer than a some arse-nugget txt message.




i'm not a fan of it, i guess, would be the cut and thrust of this post...



i don't see what that has to do with this thread :bleh:


Fuck I love that fact you have shunned Social Media by starting (he looks) 108 different threads
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?searchid=10376215
Edit I went back to check and he had just created another so 109 threads..................

That include such look at me threads like what I am eating, what phone I want what I have found funny on the web.
Just as well you do shun social Media
Some morons like you are just to funny for words.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/160974-Motherfucken-cuisine-And-shit
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/168836-Another-tellingphone-thread-And-shit
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/163119-Best-of-Webz-(mega-thread-and-shit-)
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/171319-Funnies-on-da-toobz
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/159367-Supermoon-and-shit
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/165163-Things-I-m-sad-my-children-will-not-learn-And-shit

[merv]

i, as you, have shunned social media, since the beginning, like, since before it was 'cool' to do so.
In part this is because it's all jew shit (refer http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/29/facebook-users-emotions-news-feeds , or more generally http://www.facebookcensorship.com/ and more generally, jewgle.) to mention the meta-data, actual data and general human-farming nature of it.
but a larger part is because nothing important ever has, or will, come of it. it's a social cop-out, "save the whales" - "like", "down with sweat shops" - "like", "i honk for abortion" - "like", while sipping your fucking venti mocha frappe. wo betide ye should you actually have to march with banners or set fire to things.

it's a platform for wannabes, where the self presented is mostly far removed from the self presenting it. it's dishonest (no more dishonest than having a shower and putting on your cleanest jeans to go to the pub to meet bitches, but IRL, people can detect that shit) ocean had a link onetime about rainbow unicorns and shit (insert here -----> )
it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.

and this ties into cunts taking cameras everywhere. nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fuck what your meal looks like.
this is a waste of time, space and mental capacity(?) which could(?) be better put to use saving the mothercunting whales. the sheer amount of energy (human, electrical etc) that goes into the irrelevant nothingness that is posted and blasted around the world is astounding.

this is an age where we can communicate instantly with anyone anywhere, the age of FREEdom of information, ideas, etc and that capacity is largely wasted. people aren't actually connected or connecting to each other anymore, they don't talk to other people, they talk at "the internets"

this is not fucking normal.


and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper. people have devolved into morons, they don't want to know shit, they want to adsorb the gist of your shit, click "like", type "LOL" and then forget about you while they browse gifs of puppies. god fucking forbid you'd have to read some shit that someone wrote about what they were up to that was longer than a some arse-nugget txt message.




i'm not a fan of it, i guess, would be the cut and thrust of this post...



i don't see what that has to do with this thread :bleh:
How do you know all this stuff if you shunned the social media you are talking about from the start?

[Akzle]

How do you know all this stuff if you shunned the social media you are talking about from the start?

because my penis is huge.


Also, and this really grinds my gears, this kind of shit makes it ON TO THE NEWS.
Fucken horse shit jew ass society.

[husaberg]

because my penis is huge.
.

http://www.homesteadingtoday.com/livestock-forums/goats/425471-does-size-matter.html
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a228/mortaljive/Extra%20Images/goats.jpg
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/61518988.jpg
http://la.cdnmob.org/androidgame_img/goat_simulator/real/1_goat_simulator.jpg

[Banditbandit]

this is not fucking normal.



The family in the pix could well be talking to each other through the technology ... scarey thought ...

[Akzle]

The family in the pix could well be talking to each other through the technology ... scarey thought ...

regardless. Its not an uncommon sight.

I saw a woman at a bus stop the other day, not on her phone, no ipod, just THERE. Someone PRESENT in the now.

The thought struck me as odd, that it actually stood out.

Almost felt like asking her for a blowie.



husaberg
This user is on your Ignore List
i fink somebody wants some attention, wes wu do, wes wu dooo, dontcha boy, dontcha, ayye, whosa boy, whosa wantsam 'tention, ayye, ayye boy.
http://www.cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/97228964-dog-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=8TfCMhfj%2B0foN3wquYdBeccvUoDtLiKmWrr8xTtJoqod%2 FsfCD8fZl8VooVIX6s51aEsQJjd90LHDleWMioOUGA%3D%3D

[Swoop]

I saw a woman at a bus stop the other day, not on her phone, no ipod, just THERE. Someone PRESENT in the now.

The thought struck me as odd, that it actually stood out.

Almost felt like asking her for a blowie.

So. When you were both on the bus, did you chat her up?

[Akzle]

So. When you were both on the bus, did you chat her up?

pahahahahaha. busses are for poor people. And darkies.

[Virago]

Social media is constantly evolving. Facebook has slashed the use of forum sites - the forums bring people together, who then take their socialisation to Facebook. As a result, KB is running at less than half of what it was around four years ago.

KB has evolved as a result. As an example there's not the constant parade of happy birthday and biker down threads.

I use Facebook. My friends list consists entirely of people I personally know - I've never understood the wholesale acquiring of complete strangers as on-line "friends".

FB is indeed a good way to keep in touch with family and friends. However...


Facebook has gone to shit with all the wall posts being clickbait. It used to be pretty good for social networking...

Yup. I've blocked some of the worst spammer friends from my newsfeed, but I'm still left with 80-90% of click-bait and joke picture spam. It's got really bad lately.

[bogan]

Social media is constantly evolving. Facebook has slashed the use of forum sites - the forums bring people together, who then take their socialisation to Facebook. As a result, KB is running at less than half of what it was around four years ago.

I reckon the site software itself is going downhill too. No tags, activity stream is way more shit than what's new. Another forum I'm part of had all this share with facebook shit on it, and reply to posts so it all got fucking out of shit, not to mention their activity stream is even more shit than ours.

And what the fuck ever happened to tags... (and moderators who weren't shit)

[husaberg]

I reckon the site software itself is going downhill too. No tags, activity stream is way more shit than what's new. Another forum I'm part of had all this share with facebook shit on it, and reply to posts so it all got fucking out of shit, not to mention their activity stream is even more shit than ours.

And what the fuck ever happened to tags... (and moderators who weren't shit)

The whats new has the other old activity steam option still there, it only needs another click now on new posts.

RE tags, Someone needs to explain how that worked.
I just use a single search option (on advanced search) add in you want to search for, then click search post at the bottom.

[JATZ]

i, as you, have shunned social media, since the beginning, like, since before it was 'cool' to do so.
In part this is because it's all jew shit (refer http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jun/29/facebook-users-emotions-news-feeds , or more generally http://www.facebookcensorship.com/ and more generally, jewgle.) to mention the meta-data, actual data and general human-farming nature of it.
but a larger part is because nothing important ever has, or will, come of it. it's a social cop-out, "save the whales" - "like", "down with sweat shops" - "like", "i honk for abortion" - "like", while sipping your fucking venti mocha frappe. wo betide ye should you actually have to march with banners or set fire to things.

it's a platform for wannabes, where the self presented is mostly far removed from the self presenting it. it's dishonest (no more dishonest than having a shower and putting on your cleanest jeans to go to the pub to meet bitches, but IRL, people can detect that shit) ocean had a link onetime about rainbow unicorns and shit (insert here -----> )
it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.

and this ties into cunts taking cameras everywhere. nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fuck what your meal looks like.
this is a waste of time, space and mental capacity(?) which could(?) be better put to use saving the mothercunting whales. the sheer amount of energy (human, electrical etc) that goes into the irrelevant nothingness that is posted and blasted around the world is astounding.

this is an age where we can communicate instantly with anyone anywhere, the age of FREEdom of information, ideas, etc and that capacity is largely wasted. people aren't actually connected or connecting to each other anymore, they don't talk to other people, they talk at "the internets"

this is not fucking normal.


and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper. people have devolved into morons, they don't want to know shit, they want to adsorb the gist of your shit, click "like", type "LOL" and then forget about you while they browse gifs of puppies. god fucking forbid you'd have to read some shit that someone wrote about what they were up to that was longer than a some arse-nugget txt message.




i'm not a fan of it, i guess, would be the cut and thrust of this post...



i don't see what that has to do with this thread :bleh:

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/ztaj/smilies/download_zpsuoqxbalt.jpg

:D

[unstuck]

One thing I learned from facebook, is that Maha is a baldie. :bleh:

[husaberg]

pahahahahaha. busses are for poor people. And darkies.

So was she impressed more by your lack of motorcycle, your goat porn collection or by you ability to masturbate to ejaculation in under 20 seconds while chanting its the jews fault that you have a small willy in Afrikaans

[merv]

KB has evolved as a result. As an example there's not the constant parade of happy birthday and biker down threads.



I told you about the birthdays before, they disappeared off the home page and we can't be arsed looking for them.

[Scuba_Steve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dLU6fk9QY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfUD0WhE264

[Daffyd]

I use Facebook so I can keep in touch with friends and family in NZ and my son and some of his friends whom I met while I was visiting him in Scotland.

FB Messenger is a good way to call by phone. Free of charge, and the quality is usually better than normal mobile.

For the ones who don't have Messenger I use Skype. I spoke to my brother in NZ for 3/4 hour the other day on Skype, (he doesn't have a computer), and it cost me 58 Euro cents!

[Maha]

One thing I learned from facebook, is that Maha is a baldie. :bleh:

It's a wide part :eek5:

[Oakie]

I bet Mrs Oakie wishes I had a wide part. :)

[R650R]

it creates a falseness which creates an expectation which creates peer pressure to conform to a non-existant awesomeness, that is, not actual awesomeness like going the fuck outside to play, but just the projected persona of yourself you're going to create by what you click "like" on.
but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper

Yes there is a bit of that, but no different to being at the pub with jim bob and being afraid to say in person you don't support say the wqar in Iraq etc....

As for shit photos, people were still doing that in film days just that you didn't get to see it all so easily...

[Stylo]

I bet Mrs Oakie wishes I had a wide part. :)

Probably the empty gap inside your head Mr Oakie, between one ear and the other ?

You asked for that one, and I won't post it on FB or Twit. Because I can't.

On that subject there must be some regretful people who say the wrong things some nights on FB and regret it in the morning.

[Akzle]

Yes there is a bit of that, but no different to being at the pub with jim bob and being afraid to say in person you don't support say the wqar in Iraq etc....

As for shit photos, people were still doing that in film days just that you didn't get to see it all so easily...

and that's the point.
if i go round to someone's house and they pull out a photo album of the meals they've had for the last week, i'm going to knock them the fuck out and rob them.

if i'm right fucking next to them, and they show me photos of their face in front of some shit, i'm going to knock them the fuck out and piss under the furniture.


i dont support any war, i'll say it anywhere.
you've kind of hit the inverse of the angle that i was going for, a false awesomeness projected, (akin to "Murka hoo-ah" - "like") rather than hiding or minimising your beliefs.

although no doubt there's some bum-punching give-women-rights libertarian cunts who are like-whoring on facebook, but that kind of proves my point more. go and set some shit on fire. noone gives a fuck what happens on facebook, it isn't changing the world for the better.

[husaberg]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/160974-Motherfucken-cuisine-And-shit
https://prostablog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/piddle.jpg

[Akzle]

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i bet it smells like
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/70/7011/D2IW100Z/posters/pop-ink-csa-images-dog-humping-a-stump.jpg

[Laava]

and that's the point.
if i go round to someone's house and they pull out a photo album of the meals they've had for the last week, i'm going to knock them the fuck out and rob them.

if i'm right fucking next to them, and they show me photos of their face in front of some shit, i'm going to knock them the fuck out and piss under the furniture.


Haha what a fucken laugh! The truth is you wouldn't say a fucken word just sit there not knowing what to say you fucken white trash coward little geek! What a fucken homo!
Get a life and grow up you fucken bullshitting idiot. Bit like when you tell that story about how you outrun the cops.
Maybe I should have posted that in Friday Night Rants.

[FJRider]

i bet it smells like


If anyone would know what it might smell like ... my money would be on you knowing what it smells like ... :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

i bet it smells like
Dog humping pic

Still with the bestiality...........
http://ell.akamai.coub.com/get/b7/p/coub/simple/cw_gif_big/a664ae1eb48/bd79cf46bab3376bdfe07/1411774594_1401364794_17l63xe_1vef5.gif
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[FJRider]

Still with the bestiality...........



Asszole loves dogs ...

They give great tounge ... apparently ...

[husaberg]

Asszole loves dogs ...

They give great tounge ... apparently ...

He misses his misses
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[Laava]

Goats would dominate him and do him up the garry

[husaberg]

Goats would dominate him and do him up the garry
He'd likely roll over gary side up and spread peanut butter on it, to hide the axel stink
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[Virago]

...and don't even fucking start me on selfies. but photos in general even. that every cunt has a camera in their pocket has ruined photography proper...

Yup. One of the reasons my daughter got out of professional wedding photography. Too many attempted shots ruined by dickheads thrusting phones, cameras, and even laptops into the field of view. Trying to get the obligatory walking-down-the-aisle shot was next to impossible - all you can see is a field of out-reached techno-crap. Women are by far the worst offenders - the big rush to be first to post photos on Facebook. And they don't take kindly to being told to get out of the way.

[Tazz]

Have never looked at twatter and was a late adopter to facetube because I didn't really want to share that sort of info with the powers that be, then I realised I wasn't that interesting and its since replaced my original email and IM crap. Awesome for organising booze ups, events, catching people when you're travelling and storing pics, plus now in place of Skype too so I use it for phone calls.

[Maha]

Yup. One of the reasons my daughter got out of professional wedding photography. Too many attempted shots ruined by dickheads thrusting phones, cameras, and even laptops into the field of view. Trying to get the obligatory walking-down-the-aisle shot was next to impossible - all you can see is a field of out-reached techno-crap. Women are by far the worst offenders - the big rush to be first to post photos on Facebook. And they don't take kindly to being told to get out of the way.

There is a photography thing on FB, but long gone are the days of viewing a photo as it was taken, they all now seem to need an enhancement of some kind, amateur photographers are happy with they see with the naked eye, but not what their $2K camera has supplied them. I have put a few photos up (just as a piss take really cos I don't use real a camera) and people 'like' them. They were taken on my S3 phone. A couple were taken years ago with a cheap as digital camera.

[Voltaire]

At least FB has some use, WTF is Linkedin for? That's got to be the most useless networking site, although it is nice hitting the decline button.

[sidecar bob]

At least FB has some use, WTF is Linkedin for? That's got to be the most useless networking site, although it is nice hitting the decline button.

LinkedIn is for people that have no hobby other that their work & rate their success in qualifications & promotions while being employed by large corporates or the government, to whom they are merely minions.
No wonder you don't get it. :msn-wink:

[Oakie]

There is a photography thing on FB, but long gone are the days of viewing a photo as it was taken, they all now seem to need an enhancement of some kind, amateur photographers are happy with they see with the naked eye, but not what their $2K camera has supplied them.

True. My sis-in-law got into professional photography and I found that the main difference between photos we took of the same scene was that I could look at mine and it would represent what I saw when i took the photo but looking at hers gave me an artistic representation of stuff that wasn't neccesarily there.

[Tazz]

Yup. One of the reasons my daughter got out of professional wedding photography. Too many attempted shots ruined by dickheads thrusting phones, cameras, and even laptops into the field of view. Trying to get the obligatory walking-down-the-aisle shot was next to impossible - all you can see is a field of out-reached techno-crap. Women are by far the worst offenders - the big rush to be first to post photos on Facebook. And they don't take kindly to being told to get out of the way.

I've been to two weddings now where everyone was asked to not take pictures during the ceremony and any taken before and after not to be shared on social media until the bride and groom had shared some of their own pics from the professional photographer. Both times it was at the suggestion of the photographer, and both times everyone did as asked, no drama.
If the couple didn't want to do it I'm sure the professional photographers would either not take the job or let them know what to expect. Times change, you just have to roll with it.

[Voltaire]

LinkedIn is for people that have no hobby other that their work & rate their success in qualifications & promotions while being employed by large corporates or the government, to whom they are merely minions.
No wonder you don't get it. :msn-wink:

But I am a minion in a large corporate :brick:
Even been wearing a suit recently to go to head office.....sold out to the maaaaannnnn.

[awa355]

FB is a bit like this forum, when browsing the net, you keep flicking back to the site to see if anything new has popped up. I make contact with a couple of others on fb but get sick of the 'cutsie' animal pictures and the inspirational proverbs that get posted by women (mostly friends of friends) that I have never heard of. If there is one four lettered word that should be outlawed, it is "Like".

A kind of digital 'woman's day'.

[Stylo]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

Think I'm better off without it, tell me it's a good thing and why ...

[Tazz]

Cat pictures.

[JimO]

cat pictures

[Moi]

Cat pictures - but not on Facebook or Twitter...

If you have the need to tell the world what you had for breakfast, when you last farted... then go for it...

Plus it is an exclusive club - they exclude those who don't have either...

I'm excluded...

[Waihou Thumper]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

Think I'm better off without it, tell me it's a good thing and why ...

Is this social media? Huh?
I am part of the anti-social media, just creates shit and do people realise that only 1% are actual likes? :)

[jasonu]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

Think I'm better off without it, tell me it's a good thing and why ...

Good for you.
If it wasn't for my overseas family and mates I wouldn't have a FB account.

[Waihou Thumper]

The so called 'friends' can also steal your Melbourne Cup winnings...:(

[bogan]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

Think I'm better off without it, tell me it's a good thing and why ...

Do you care which of your freinds-but-not-close-ones gets married/has kids/moves overseas?
Do you miss out on event invitations from your friends?
Do your freinds eschew txt/email/phone/person methods of communication?

If you answered yes to any of those, then get a FB.

If you answered or did not answer any of those, you don't need a twatter.

[Moi]

The so called 'friends' can also steal your Melbourne Cup winnings...:(

Does this indicate the level of intelligence that the majority of social media users have?

And you want to join that group??

[Waihou Thumper]

Does this indicate the level of intelligence that the majority of social media users have?

And you want to join that group??

Please explain.....and elaborate further.

[Moi]

Does this indicate the level of intelligence that the majority of social media users have?

And you want to join that group??


Please explain.....and elaborate further.


If you had the winning ticket would you show it to all and sundry via social media, especially if all and sundry could see the number that gives access to the winnings (http://www.news.com.au/sport/superracing/melbourne-cup/facebook-friend-of-a-perth-woman-used-her-selfie-to-claim-her-melbourne-cup-winnings/news-story/f3c5b9d3b6f962a8f483313a6a44cad7)?

Perhaps not the brightest button on the jacket...

[eldog]

Do you care which of your freinds-but-not-close-ones gets married/has kids/moves overseas?
Do you miss out on event invitations from your friends?
Do your friends eschew txt/email/phone/person methods of communication?

Found out what happens when you 'defollow' a friend, but not defriend them
Just got sick of the relentless stuff that was cute/nice for them, but I wasn't really interested (like the dog now has the couch, the dog now eats more than I do)

It wasn't that I didn't want to be friends, I just had more important (for me) things to do.
Sure if they wanted to go for a ride etc, but then I would miss out as I had defollowed them.

Most of my mates send an email, Skype or drop round (usually they call to see where I'm @) a more person to person contact.

Only got FB because of some requirement for software I was installing :brick:why? I have no idea.

For some events its nice to get the odd picture etc when you miss an event that's where FB excels.

[Tazz]

You can get new "friends" but they can dump you too if you debate something with them they dont like. So dont take any new "friends" you get too seriously. Some people want you to be their "friend" but never initiate communication either.

Don't add anyone you wouldn't have a beer with. Problem solved.

If you are unable to beersies with them because they are on the other side of the world, send cat pictures.

[Waihou Thumper]

If you had the winning ticket would you show it to all and sundry via social media, especially if all and sundry could see the number that gives access to the winnings (http://www.news.com.au/sport/superracing/melbourne-cup/facebook-friend-of-a-perth-woman-used-her-selfie-to-claim-her-melbourne-cup-winnings/news-story/f3c5b9d3b6f962a8f483313a6a44cad7)?

Perhaps not the brightest button on the jacket...

That's my point entirely...
Shows how bad and how gullible folk are to the whims of so called social media...
Selfie this and Me me that....

[Grumph]

Cat pictures.

Bred pedigree cats for around 40 years, could flood the bloody twittersphere with pics if i owned a cellphone....currently being run ragged by 9 Burmese kittens.


Do you care which of your freinds-but-not-close-ones gets married/has kids/moves overseas?
Do you miss out on event invitations from your friends?
Do your freinds eschew txt/email/phone/person methods of communication?

If you answered yes to any of those, then get a FB.

If you answered or did not answer any of those, you don't need a twatter.

At my age i doubt if the first line is applicable. Event invitations - i hear about the funerals.....People who want me to do jobs for them find me despite my efforts to hide...
i see no valid reason to own a cellphone or any better internet access than the crap dialup I have now.

[Virago]

Think I'm better off without it...

I've got news for you. KiwiBiker is social media. You'll be leaving then?..:rolleyes:

[Moi]

That's my point entirely...
Shows how bad and how gullible folk are to the whims of so called social media...
Selfie this and Me me that....


And some of them drive / ride like that!

[Waihou Thumper]

Is this social media? Huh?



I've got news for you. KiwiBiker is social media. You'll be leaving then?..:rolleyes:

yes, ditto as stated previously....:)

[Waihou Thumper]

I've got news for you. KiwiBiker is social media. You'll be leaving then?..:rolleyes:

The difference here though is I don't care and I don't like you....and I don't have to prove anything right? :)
This is a friendly Motorcycle forum that has like minded individuals that post to other like minded individuals worthy information and thoughts and feelings...
Hmmm.....
This isn't FaceBook? is it?

[Woodman]

Joined facebook a couple of years ago, looked at it a couple of times, didn't understand it, never used it again.

[Virago]

The difference here though is I don't care and I don't like you....and I don't have to prove anything right/
This is a friendly Motorcycle forum that has like minded individuals that post to other like minded individuals worthy information and thoughts and feelings...
Hmmm.....
This isn't FaceBook? is it?


That's one way of looking at it. But on KiwiBiker you can't choose who interacts with you - on Facebook you can.

KiwiBiker usage has plummeted over the last four years or so. This is solely down to Facebook. KiwiBiker brought many people together in the past, Facebook took over for them. Large numbers have disappeared from the KB site - but they still socialise.

[Moi]

...This is a friendly Motorcycle forum that has like minded individuals that post to other like minded individuals worthy information and thoughts and feelings...
Hmmm.....
This isn't FaceBook? is it?


An excellent example of what you describe is the thread you started about hearing aides. I hope that I'll never need to have any, have some hearing loss, but I have read that thread with interest and found it very informative. There are other threads that are well-worth reading and then there are those that are read for entertainment / laughter value...

I believe this is better than Facebook...

[F5 Dave]

Still not interested in farcebook, maybe when the kids get older I'll join what replaces it so I can manipulate and spy on them, or whatever passes for parenting in 2025.

Made the mistake of LinkedIn as boss sent a request. - Self perpetuating spam virus that gets you to do the dirty work.

[Voltaire]

That's one way of looking at it. But on KiwiBiker you can't choose who interacts with you - on Facebook you can.

KiwiBiker usage has plummeted over the last four years or so. This is solely down to Facebook. KiwiBiker brought many people together in the past, Facebook took over for them. Large numbers have disappeared from the KB site - but they still socialise.

I think Forum fatigue has set in....... arguing with plonkers gets a bit boring...s'pose its still interesting for those in the provinces :laugh:

[WNJ]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account
I don't have either can't be fucked with the BS, get plenty of that on here :chase:

[Virago]

Facebook is what you make of it I guess.

I don't have anyone on my friends list who I don't personally know - and like. I've never understood the mass collection of "friends" who are complete strangers. It seems more of a silly teenager thing - most friends wins?

Having said that, there's several people on my friends list who are hidden from my news feed, due to their propensity for posting screeds of annoying nonsense - silly pictures, "repost this" crap, etc etc. I can still visit their pages and send them messages when I want.

[eldog]

I think Forum fatigue has set in....... arguing with plonkers gets a bit boring...s'pose its still interesting for those in the provinces :laugh:

Its up to the users (us) to make it more interesting. There is certainly a lot more noobs out there.

[98tls]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

:lol:Bullshit methinks you ave just forgotten your password,have no fears soon enough you will be back with your Cagiva owners group buddies solving the worlds problems,that or posting up about taking a dump.

[98tls]

Its up to the users (us) to make it more interesting. There is certainly a lot more noobs out there.

Best advice under the circumstances would be "go ride the thing" surely? Ive often wondered since the advent of internet motorcycling how much useful information has been digested by the poor cunts starting out on two wheels:yawn: penny to a pound whats been learnt pales considered to pre internet when they didnt have to spend time reading the rantings of whoever and actually rode the fucking motorcycle,no offence to the poster ive quoted at all just a general observation.

[TheDemonLord]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

Think I'm better off without it, tell me it's a good thing and why ...

I too, have neither.

Mainly cause I'm anti-social.

[eldog]

Best advice under the circumstances would be "go ride the thing" surely? Ive often wondered since the advent of internet motorcycling how much useful information has been digested by the poor cunts starting out on two wheels:yawn: penny to a pound whats been learnt pales considered to pre internet when they didnt have to spend time reading the rantings of whoever and actually rode the fucking motorcycle,no offence to the poster ive quoted at all just a general observation.

Fair Comment

I suppose most started on a smaller bike then progressed often with mates or friends help. They found how ride by themselves etc.

In the last few decades bikes have become progressively faster and people want to do things as fast as possible too.

I have learnt a lot from the internet and books and mates. There has been a few things that I hadnt learnt from these sources, but have learnt the hardway - bymyself.
Yes there is a lot to learn - its ongoing for me.

but I wil admit, the best thing I ever did was go for some longer rides.

so yeah I agree with 'Relax and go ride the thing'

[eldog]

Mainly cause I'm anti-social.

LOL - your on KB :corn:

[98tls]

Fair Comment

I suppose most started on a smaller bike then progressed often with mates or friends help. They found how ride by themselves etc.

In the last few decades bikes have become progressively faster and people want to do things as fast as possible too.

I have learnt a lot from the internet and books and mates. There has been a few things that I hadnt learnt from these sources, but have learnt the hardway - bymyself.
Yes there is a lot to learn - its ongoing for me.

but I wil admit, the best thing I ever did was go for some longer rides.

so yeah I agree with 'Relax and go ride the thing'

In the last few decades bikes have indeed got faster..people havent but on the internet it says they have:laugh::laugh:apparently.

[Berries]

I must be the only person on here who hasn't got a Facebook or Twitter account.

Think I'm better off without it, tell me it's a good thing and why ...
I've got neither. Old school friends can ring me old man to get my contact details if they want them, it's not hard. If they haven't bothered after thirty years then fuck them frankly. If I wanted to get in touch with them I would have.

The rest of it looks like pure shit to me "look, Rupert did his first turd in the bath today and Rebecca had a period" etc etc etc. Couldn't give a fuck. If I am interested I will pick up the phone and talk.

[eldog]

In the last few decades bikes have indeed got faster..people havent but on the internet it says they have:laugh::laugh:apparently.

Correct, they used to do the basics and whatever they could find time to do.

Nowdays there is a lot more things accessible - like the internet, my grand parents would never have believed what you can do with a phone these days.

We seem to be able to do more, but we also waste a lot of time......
hiding away in our internet space etc, rather than tackle whats required.
I am slowly chipping away at the things I need to do.

Each time I complete some of those things are finished I am rewarded with 'get out and ride'

[98tls]

Correct, they used to do the basics and whatever they could find time to do.

Nowdays there is a lot more things accessible - like the internet, my grand parents would never have believed what you can do with a phone these days

Fair call indeed,no idea if your grandfather rode motorcycles at all but will add that if he did i would bet a penny to a pound that his ability to do so would be no different wether he had a phone or one with internet capability.;

[jasonu]

Don't add anyone you wouldn't have a beer with. Problem solved.

.

If they live close enough to have a beer with they don't need to be on your FB.



Once you open a FB account it is next to impossible to 100% close and remove it.

[Voltaire]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/81/9b/2c819ba4ef47013d9fae03b9abe63eec.jpg


"I'm more superior than you guys as I don't have Facebook or Twitter account" :laugh::laugh:

[eldog]

Fair call indeed,no idea if your grandfather rode motorcycles at all but will add that if he did i would bet a penny to a pound that his ability to do so would be no different wether he had a phone or one with internet capability.;

He did ride motorcycles - he never lived to even remotely see the digital age.

He had a lot of health issues - when people reel them off - theres a list and look at his photo, I wonder how he managed to live to the age he did.

He seems to me to be the type to get on an ride. Whereas my learning has been accelerated.

you would have won your bet

[Tazz]

If they live close enough to have a beer with they don't need to be on your FB.



Once you open a FB account it is next to impossible to 100% close and remove it.

Depends on your age group too I guess. When I was living in Chch it was awesome for organising parties, camping trips, where to meet at festivals/concerts etc without having to text 30 odd people, which is like herding cats.
Even now I organized a catch up BBQ last xmas while a few people were back from overseas and it took about 5mins to type it up, set a location (on that note, Vic Park does NOT have public BBQ's :facepalm:) and invite 40 peeps.

As for getting off it, I was reluctant to go on it because of that, and all the personal info on there, but fuck it. Data is gathered from my eftpos spending habits, from my phone habits, probably to the point they can check what I'm doing on my phone on the toilet so who really cares any more. I'm more worried about being locked into kiwisaver than facebook.
A few slightly paranoid friends (fair enough) just don't post pics on there and don't want pics of them added, and also have false names (I don't use my real name often for anything) to make them feel better about it all.

[neels]

The facebook is useful for organising things, but I mainly use it to keep track of motorbiking and mountainbiking stuff that people are doing. All of my 'friends' I actually physically know in real life, and would recognise them on the street if I saw them, requests from anyone other than that get deleted.

Twitter I don't see the point of, I'm pretty sure people aren't interested in what I'm thinking when they're with me in the real world, so why would the wider internet give a shit?

I only just found out the other day that you can block people's crap on facebook, apparently that's more socially acceptable than my previous method of getting sick of their shit and unfriending them. Oh well, never mind.....

[jasonu]

I only just found out the other day that you can block people's crap on facebook, apparently that's more socially acceptable than my previous method of getting sick of their shit and unfriending them. Oh well, never mind.....

I unfriended my wife because of all the pointless shit she was posting. Wasn't the best decision I have ever made...

[J.A.W.]

I unfriended my wife because of all the pointless shit she was posting. Wasn't the best decision I have ever made...


Whipped huh.. Too funny..

Likely you didn't read her pre-nup deal - before you signed up to be her bitch - on a long-term high-interest contract - either, eh, fella..

Guess that might've been an even worse 'decision' - L.O.L...

[slofox]

I've got neither. Old school friends can ring me old man to get my contact details if they want them, it's not hard. If they haven't bothered after thirty years then fuck them frankly. If I wanted to get in touch with them I would have.

The rest of it looks like pure shit to me "look, Rupert did his first turd in the bath today and Rebecca had a period" etc etc etc. Couldn't give a fuck. If I am interested I will pick up the phone and talk.

Well said. Arsebook and Twatter do not live in my world.

[OddDuck]

Twitter: never a site better named

Facebook: everyone else seems to be having more fun than you do

Lately I've been making the effort to ride more, both solo and with mates. Seems to be working pretty well.

[Fatt Max]

I used Facebook for a few years but have disconnected myself from it now. The biggest mistake I made was start up a page for the Fat Bikers. All of a sudden all these so called biker family mates turned into snippy, snobby, clicky, butt hurt bottoms. Facebook was more important than real life. You HAD to check in on a ride, you HAD to 'Like' each others status, food photos and all that rubbish. Then a little bunch of self proclaimed 'Core Members' started their own little group and that made the clickiness even worse.

And then a group ride would end up at a pub and these clowns would pull out the smart phones and stare into them instead of, well, talking to each other.

I made the fatal mistake of trying to declare a 'Facebook Free' day for the Fat Bikers, I was abused for that, told I was destroying their social lives.

Some of these back bottoms have a presence on KB, you know who you are and you are all a bunch of front bottoms.....false plastic clicky snobby little front bottoms....enjoy your life on Facebook

Yep, Facebook biker groups.....masturbaters the lot of em

[J.A.W.]

I used Facebook for a few years but have disconnected myself from it now. The biggest mistake I made was start up a page for the Fat Bikers. All of a sudden all these so called biker family mates turned into snippy, snobby, clicky, butt hurt bottoms. Facebook was more important than real life. You HAD to check in on a ride, you HAD to 'Like' each others status, food photos and all that rubbish. Then a little bunch of self proclaimed 'Core Members' started their own little group and that made the clickiness even worse.

And then a group ride would end up at a pub and these clowns would pull out the smart phones and stare into them instead of, well, talking to each other.

I made the fatal mistake of trying to declare a 'Facebook Free' day for the Fat Bikers, I was abused for that, told I was destroying their social lives.

Some of these back bottoms have a presence on KB, you know who you are and you are all a bunch of front bottoms.....false plastic clicky snobby little front bottoms....enjoy your life on Facebook

Yep, Facebook biker groups.....masturbaters the lot of em


What a snitty tirade.. is it 'cause they made you into a "Butters bottom-bitch"? L.O.L... ( see relevant South Park ep.)

As Butters would also say ( in Lord Humungous mode) "...Just walk away..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKxUfdv_U00

[BuzzardNZ]

What a snitty tirade.. is it 'cause they made you into a "Butters bottom-bitch"? L.O.L... ( see relevant South Park ep.)

As Butters would also say ( in Lord Humungous mode) "...Just walk away..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKxUfdv_U00

what a typical 'idiot savant' response. I recall an old post about EdBear, he has a big <b>cat</b> as his avatar yet his name is Ed<B>Bear</B>... I suspect that's very hard for a cunt like you to comprehend

[Akzle]

what a typical 'idiot savant' response. I recall an old post about EdBear, he has a big <b>cat</b> as his avatar yet his name is Ed<B>Bear</B>... I suspect that's very hard for a cunt like you to comprehend

:scratch: manbearpig?

[Laava]

What a snitty tirade.. is it 'cause they made you into a "Butters bottom-bitch"? L.O.L... ( see relevant South Park ep.)

As Butters would also say ( in Lord Humungous mode) "...Just walk away..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKxUfdv_U00

I see Mr Personality is back online and able to post his own posts, like a big boy, without mummy approving them first! This won't last long, you won't be able to control yourself and will erupt in a comical, self destructive spiel yet again. Go for it retard!

[J.A.W.]

I see Mr Personality is back online and able to post his own posts, like a big boy, without mummy approving them first! This won't last long, you won't be able to control yourself and will erupt in a comical, self destructive spiel yet again. Go for it retard!


So, some piss-weak self analysis by laava-lame, ah laava-lamp.. huh?
You'll doubtless get your money's worth..

& where've you been lately anyhow, been doing the 'naughty-stool' is it?
So too busy for a bit of old-schoool 'social media'? L.O.L...

[scumdog]

I see Mr Personality is back online and able to post his own posts, like a big boy, without mummy approving them first! This won't last long, you won't be able to control yourself and will erupt in a comical, self destructive spiel yet again. Go for it retard!

Don't encourage him and he might go away...<_<

[MadDuck]

I used Facebook for a few years but have disconnected myself from it now. The biggest mistake I made was start up a page for the Fat Bikers.

Yes because we were not your "minions" and when you decided to personally attack and cyber bully us then guess what? And dont deny it. It got beyond banter it got abusive. But what do you care eh?


All of a sudden all these so called biker family mates turned into snippy, snobby, clicky, butt hurt bottoms. Facebook was more important than real life. You HAD to check in on a ride, you HAD to 'Like' each others status, food photos and all that rubbish. Then a little bunch of self proclaimed 'Core Members' started their own little group and that made the clickiness even worse.

There are a whole heap of bikers of NZ Bikers would love to meet you. Let me know when you are free


And then a group ride would end up at a pub and these clowns would pull out the smart phones and stare into them instead of, well, talking to each other.

I made the fatal mistake of trying to declare a 'Facebook Free' day for the Fat Bikers, I was abused for that, told I was destroying their social lives.

Some of these back bottoms have a presence on KB, you know who you are and you are all a bunch of front bottoms.....false plastic clicky snobby little front bottoms....enjoy your life on Facebook

Yep, Facebook biker groups.....masturbaters the lot of em

Thank you. A shame you have to hide on here and abuse those that supported you for many years. But I guess you feel safe here.

[98tls]

:banana::2thumbsup:killingme:killingme Bugger me with a big stick this whole internet biker things a hoot.

[Fatt Max]

Yes because we were not your "minions" and when you decided to personally attack and cyber bully us then guess what? And dont deny it. It got beyond banter it got abusive. But what do you care eh?



There are a whole heap of bikers of NZ Bikers would love to meet you. Let me know when you are free



Thank you. A shame you have to hide on here and abuse those that supported you for many years. But I guess you feel safe here.

Not denying anything
Just proves my point that those who live on planet Facebook get very prickly when the world don't go their way
Now this feeling safe business, yes I do feel safe and protected, I always wear a Johnny when I pop in here to say hello
Ooohhhhh, so some NZ Bikers want to meet me, that's cool but I'm too scared in case I get unfriended
Now then, I have a bit more bullying to do, need to take a few piccies of my dinner, get some hugs from somewhere and then hide from all these scary bikers you've warned me about
It's only a website, it's only humour
Missing you already xxxxx

[Madness]

:banana::2thumbsup:killingme:killingme Bugger me with a big stick this whole internet biker things a hoot.


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[Waihou Thumper]

Bugger me with a big stick

As long as there is dogs and sheep and hookers...Nope!
Happy to provide the big stick and take a photo for the boys....:sweatdrop

[nzspokes]

As long as there is dogs and sheep and hookers...Nope!
Happy to provide the big stick and take a photo for the boys....:sweatdrop

Why would you want a photo of that? :crazy:

[MadDuck]

Not denying anything
Just proves my point that those who live on planet Facebook get very prickly when the world don't go their way
Now this feeling safe business, yes I do feel safe and protected, I always wear a Johnny when I pop in here to say hello
Ooohhhhh, so some NZ Bikers want to meet me, that's cool but I'm too scared in case I get unfriended
Now then, I have a bit more bullying to do, need to take a few piccies of my dinner, get some hugs from somewhere and then hide from all these scary bikers you've warned me about
It's only a website, it's only humour
Missing you already xxxxx

Nice Mark but your humour went way past that. But I wont get in to detail as it will make you too happy. Enjoy your dinner. Dont choke on it.

Cyber bullying is totally unacceptable and this guy deserves a gold medal at it.

[98tls]

Why would you want a photo of that? :crazy:

After fucking either a dog or sheep taking a photo would seem simple i would imagine.

[Fatt Max]

Nice Mark but your humour went way past that. But I wont get in to detail as it will make you too happy. Enjoy your dinner. Dont choke on it.

Cyber bullying is totally unacceptable and this guy deserves a gold medal at it.

Ok no worries
If standing your ground and defending yourself against tidal waves of abuse publicly and (more often than not) privately on Falsebook is seen as cyber bullying then I'm proud I stood up and was counted
Thing is, I found out who I could trust and who was ready with the knives out
Facebook is a plastic world, I can testify to that
Thankfully I didn't choke on my dinner, these days it's mashed up into a soft paste

[MadDuck]

Ok no worries
If standing your ground and defending yourself against tidal waves of abuse publicly and (more often than not) privately on Falsebook is seen as cyber bullying then I'm proud I stood up and was counted
Thing is, I found out who I could trust and who was ready with the knives out
Facebook is a plastic world, I can testify to that
Thankfully I didn't choke on my dinner, these days it's mashed up into a soft paste

Awesome just dont spout the "Woe is me" when you have been slating people all over the place that dont bloody deserve it and because they dont frequent this place have no idea of what an arsehole you really are.

That is the last I will have to say on the subject. That is me standing up to you. I no longer tolerate bullys!

[Fatt Max]

Awesome just dont spout the "Woe is me" when you have been slating people all over the place that dont bloody deserve it and because they dont frequent this place have no idea of what an arsehole you really are.

That is the last I will have to say on the subject. That is me standing up to you. I no longer tolerate bullys!

Good on you mate, we are both very much on the same wavelength
I am also someone who didn't deserve what I got
Mind you it was only Facebook, my mistake was taking it far too seriously
I'm glad too that you have recognised me as an arsehole, finally you've noticed
No pleasing some folk, is it cos I is fat?

[MadDuck]

Good on you mate, we are both very much on the same wavelength

You bullied and abused me online. Oh but in your mind its ok because it was Facebook not some old fashioned forum like this. Our wave lengths are planets away.

Opps i did say I was done. This time I truly have said my piece.

[jellywrestler]

As far as I'm concerned, "twitter' is what the birds do outside my window on a nice spring morning.


i though it was that little bit between the Twat and the Shitter?

[Fatt Max]

You bullied and abused me online. Oh but in your mind its ok because it was Facebook not some old fashioned forum like this. Our wave lengths are planets away.

Opps i did say I was done. This time I truly have said my piece.

If that's how you want to see it then fine. I did try and apologise but you told me to fuck off so all is square
I also apologised to many, many other people over all this Facebook nonsense and most of them accepted it
I admire and respect you for standing your ground. More people need to do it generally
So I shall once more apologise to you, this time publically, because I feel you deserve it from me
If that is no good for you then fine, I can accept that
My attitude towards the fake world of Facebook will never change. I just hope for the sake of true and real friendships that people don't get too wrapped up in its nasty old world

[MadDuck]

If that's how you want to see it then fine. I did try and apologise but you told me to fuck off so all is square
I also apologised to many, many other people over all this Facebook nonsense and most of them accepted it
I admire and respect you for standing your ground. More people need to do it generally
So I shall once more apologise to you, this time publically, because I feel you deserve it from me
If that is no good for you then fine, I can accept that
My attitude towards the fake world of Facebook will never change. I just hope for the sake of true and real friendships that people don't get too wrapped up in its nasty old world

You crossed the line. You caused people to hate me when I had done nothing wrong. It is not fixable.

[Fatt Max]

You crossed the line. You caused people to hate me when I had done nothing wrong. It is not fixable.

Well as with every story there are two sides
I can't be held responsible for others, if they can't make up their own minds then that's their problem, and it's Facebook at it's worst
All that aside I have tried to make amends here (and I'm stone cold sober btw, have been for 9 weeks) but it is what it is, I respect your position
Tried and failed, moving on me thinks

[Gremlin]

I used Facebook for a few years but have disconnected myself from it now. The biggest mistake I made was start up a page for the Fat Bikers. All of a sudden all these so called biker family mates turned into snippy, snobby, clicky, butt hurt bottoms. Facebook was more important than real life. You HAD to check in on a ride, you HAD to 'Like' each others status, food photos and all that rubbish. Then a little bunch of self proclaimed 'Core Members' started their own little group and that made the clickiness even worse.

And then a group ride would end up at a pub and these clowns would pull out the smart phones and stare into them instead of, well, talking to each other.

I made the fatal mistake of trying to declare a 'Facebook Free' day for the Fat Bikers, I was abused for that, told I was destroying their social lives.

Some of these back bottoms have a presence on KB, you know who you are and you are all a bunch of front bottoms.....false plastic clicky snobby little front bottoms....enjoy your life on Facebook

Yep, Facebook biker groups.....masturbaters the lot of em
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[Fatt Max]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-definition-of-irony.jpg

Hence my twisting wrist and a road right out of here
Toodle pip

[Akzle]

You crossed the line. You caused people to hate me when I had done nothing wrong. It is not fixable.

sounds like you need some cock...

"caused people to..." really?

Like "people" arent responsible for their own actions and are merely puppety sheeple at the dictates of someone else?
Sure.

I neither know nor care whats gone before on the internet (farcebook even less), but i can tell you, if internets leads to irl shittery,, it's your own fucking fault. Gtfo internets. Problem solved.

http://vimow.com/us/watch/xcv0xy_South+Park+14x4+-+You+Have+0+Friends(Full+Episode)(Apr+07)

[F5 Dave]

Sounds like you need some cock.

[Fatt Max]

.......ooohhh and did I get in trouble for this.....no sense of humour some people eh

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[bogan]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-definition-of-irony.jpg

Self reflectively so? In the sense that the only irony is that the picture contains none...

Drew's mate with the spoons knows all about it.

PS, FB reamins, like life, just what you make of it. I defriended some cunt for saying we should all be watching/supporting the cricket; fucking cricket, aint got time for that shit.

[jasonu]

Sounds like you are a cock.

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[nzspokes]

Ive made some mates through FB and can keep in contact with others overseas. So yeah I use and like it. You just need to filter out the losers and posts about crap.

Have also been able through bike specific pages been able to get some nice bike gear that I wouldnt have found other wise, and have spoken online to those that i would never have been able to contact. IE the guy that developed my model of bike for racing back in the late 90s.

[Fatt Max]

You just need to filter out the losers and posts about crap. .

Takes a while doesnt it......

[MarkH]

Having said that, there's several people on my friends list who are hidden from my news feed, due to their propensity for posting screeds of annoying nonsense - silly pictures, "repost this" crap, etc etc. I can still visit their pages and send them messages when I want.

I've never used Twitter and have no real interest in starting.
With Facebook I have only 21 friends and I wonder at anyone having hundreds, let alone thousands. If you tell me you have thousands of friends I immediately think "no you don't".
I don't mind Facebook, it improves when you realise you can 'unfollow' anyone, which I have done with a few people.
As Virago says here, people posting up shit non-stop quickly gets old, but it is easy to stop following them so their stream of crap doesn't show on your news feed.

I do like that I can follow some special interest groups which gives me access to some information that would be otherwise hard to find.

[Fatt Max]

Actually I had to get away from Falsebook, spent far too long on the phone ordering these for people with acute whine disorder, status denial and general butt hurt

At least you can be an arsehole on KB and enjoy it

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[MadDuck]

sounds like you need some cock....



Not tonight. Well not fat ones anyway.

[Fatt Max]

I'm not fat, I just have a very thick skin