Can I have a Motard without paying for one? [Archive]

mossy1200

2nd August 2015, 17:45

BMWST?

2nd August 2015, 17:49

yes you can.Barter.
Here is an example.Hey mate i like your motard.Wanna swap my cools as trailer for it?Ok then how about the trailer and a bag of chups!
Your Welcome

mossy1200

2nd August 2015, 17:57

yes you can.Barter.
Here is an example.Hey mate i like your motard.Wanna swap my cools as trailer for it?Ok then how about the trailer and a bag of chups!
Your Welcome

That's a poor example. My trailer would be hard to give away let alone limit the punters to motard owners but I get the idea. Thanks.

mossy1200

2nd August 2015, 18:08

I have things to trade.

My wife has size 7 shoes and about 200 pairs. If your wife or partner has 7s we can trade all or some depending on bike value.
My wife has to many ornaments also so this could work if your a Honda owner.

Swoop

2nd August 2015, 19:11

This is bike related. Why the fuck is it in Rant and Rave?

husaberg

2nd August 2015, 19:13

This is bike related. Why the fuck is it in Rant and Rave?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/175435-Can-I-try-bucket-racing-without-buying-a-bike
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/175438-Can-I-try-superbike-racing-without-buying-a-bike

I did see Stirts was has advertising for an orgasm a while back
She was wanting to try one out but she was unsure what they would be like.
She mentioned Nodrog has them so just as an experiment she would like to have one too.

Smifffy

2nd August 2015, 19:52

caspernz

2nd August 2015, 20:09

Yes of course you can have a Motard. In fact, I have two still in their crates, unwanted gifts I suppose you could call 'em.

Just let me know whether you prefer scale 1:24 or 1:50 :eek5:

mossy1200

2nd August 2015, 20:32

Must be going well with live plates and cost less than a bag of chips and $5.00

Just let me know whether you prefer scale 1:24 or 1:50 :eek5:

Your cruising for a red rep to the midriff.

98tls

2nd August 2015, 20:38

Buy that blue thing you sent me the link to the other day rip all the crap of it fit some dirt bike bars and bingo....got a pic of a tarded one somewhere awesome bit of kit.Yea i know you said not paying but hey it would be cheap and a heap of fun.

mossy1200

2nd August 2015, 20:53

This is bike related. Why the fuck is it in Rant and Rave?

It wont be bike related for very long. Im just saving punters from getting naughty stickers for being off topic later.

BMWST?

2nd August 2015, 22:03

what are those suzuki dr 400 motard things like?

mossy1200

2nd August 2015, 22:09

what are those suzuki dr 400 motard things like?

Not normally free so ill take it. Do you deliver?

BMWST?

2nd August 2015, 22:23

Not normally free so ill take it. Do you deliver?
i could deliver,but what are those dr 400 motard things like?

Stirts

3rd August 2015, 07:49

She mentioned Nodrog

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husaberg

3rd August 2015, 14:51

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Oh please

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyyp7p_scary-movie-pubic-hair-scene_lifestyle

mossy1200

3rd August 2015, 19:11

I would like to thank the people who have offered me a free bike or other items but I am still searching for the perfect gift for myself so keep the offers coming.

husaberg

3rd August 2015, 20:48

I would like to thank the people who have offered me a free bike or other items but I am still searching for the perfect gift for myself so keep the offers coming.

I can offer you a sure fire way to pick up women

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mossy1200

4th August 2015, 23:20

No longer feeling the love.

I have an idea. If nobody wants to donate a ride then maybe if everyone donated $20.00 to the MO$$ fund I could buy myself a Motard. PM me for account details.

Banditbandit

5th August 2015, 12:44

In keeping with KB tradition I would like to ask for a free Motard rather than save for one.
Idd consider other free bikes also but would prefer Motard.

Must be going well with live plates and cost less than a bag of chips and $5.00

Any other free stuff would be considered as long as its valuable.

Bloody hell .. just another one of the entitlement generation ...

(Good luck mate .. if it works let us all know .. we all want new bikes)

Banditbandit

5th August 2015, 12:46

No longer feeling the love.

I have an idea. If nobody wants to donate a ride then maybe if everyone donated $20.00 to the MO$$ fund I could buy myself a Motard. PM me for account details.

Try here

https://www.fundme.com/en

mossy1200

12th August 2015, 21:52

No donations or motards yet.
Maybe when the weather gets better someone will decide they don't want their bike anymore.

mossy1200

18th August 2015, 19:17

And a little boy waits.

FlangMasterJ

18th August 2015, 23:48

I've got one that has sat dorment since before Christmas. $3000 and it's yours.

mossy1200

19th August 2015, 05:57

I've got one that has sat dorment since before Christmas. $3000 and it's yours.

Your 3grand over budget. Any wiggle room?

schrodingers cat

19th August 2015, 20:34

I can see which this is going...
You get your motrog and its all ohhhhh poor me can some please give me some nice rego, only 12 months will be fine and has anyone got some spare beer tokens for insurance, tyres, chains, new handlebars cause THERE'S a story!

Just steal one. Worst you'll get is a slap with a wet bus ticket
When the tyres are worn out hand it back.

After all, it's all about you

mossy1200

19th August 2015, 20:53

I can see which this is going...
You get your motrog and its all ohhhhh poor me can some please
After all, it's all about you

Im not some sort of charity case.

husaberg

19th August 2015, 21:11

Im not some sort of charity case.

Ya not much of a photographer either:laugh:

mossy1200

19th August 2015, 21:22

Ya not much of a photographer either:laugh:

Correct. As soon as someone gifts me a motard ill save for some batteries for my camera.

BMWST?

31st August 2015, 09:08

Jeepers a motard,and bloody batteries?![emoji151]

mossy1200

31st August 2015, 17:16

Jeepers a motard,and bloody batteries?![emoji151]

I am not very skilled in the art of Bartering but I am trying.

JimO

31st August 2015, 20:04

I am not very skilled in the art of Bartering but I am trying.
i am currently working on a oil rig and am interested in purchasing your motardcycle, please furnish me with your bank account details and password

husaberg

31st August 2015, 20:09

i am currently working on a oil rig and am interested in purchasing your motardcycle, please furnish me with your bank account details and password

I actually had one of those that turned out to be a real buyer but he was working on a tender for a rig though.
Bike didn't go until I had the cash.

mossy1200

31st August 2015, 20:11

I actually had one of those that turned out to be a real buyer but he was working on a tender for a rig though.
Bike didn't go until I had the cash.

Interesting. How do I get on with the no cash still want bike issue though?
I could give someone my account details and password and they still wouldn't get paid.

husaberg

31st August 2015, 20:17

Interesting. How do I get on with the no cash still want bike issue though?
I could give someone my account details and password and they still wouldn't get paid.

I think if you apply yourself and win a lot of races on a motard you might get sponsored.
PS I have a motard and you are not getting it.

mossy1200

31st August 2015, 20:23

I think if you apply your self and win a lot of races on a motard you might get sponsored.
PS I have a motard and you are not getting it.

If I win the tickets to the Halloween Playboy Penthouse party I am not taking you unless my other friend cant come.