Horse riders - I'd rather ride naked than not wear a helmet

[PrincessBandit]

Sue Batchelor has the horsey campaign going for helmet wear; saw recently there are more head injuries (in the States I think it was) from horse riding than motorbike riding.
I wonder how many riders would do something similar with their 2 wheeled steeds in support of wearing helmets? Calendar fundraising idea anyone??

[mossy1200]

Calendar fundraising ??

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/175650-Can-I-have-a-Motard-without-paying-for-one

That's a great idea.
Horses should have number plate tattoos so acc can tax the riders?

[awa355]

I always found a horse a damn sight harder to keep my balance on than a bike.

[HenryDorsetCase]

pictures of naked helmeted horsewomen are not loading for me.

Horsewomen tend to have great posture and fantastic arses, in my experience. Strong thighs too.

What are we talking about again?

[bogan]

I always found a horse a damn sight harder to keep my balance on than a bike.

Way harder to change the oil on too.

[TheDemonLord]

pictures of naked helmeted horsewomen are not loading for me.

Horsewomen tend to have great posture and fantastic arses, in my experience. Strong thighs too.

What are we talking about again?

Something about Riding Naked and Helmets I think

Stallions I think were also mentioned

[george formby]

pictures of naked helmeted horsewomen are not loading for me.

Horsewomen tend to have great posture and fantastic arses, in my experience. Strong thighs too.

What are we talking about again?

I work with 5 horsey women. :( Only bloke and no horse. Hmm.
Oh, well. I would agree with the posture bit, the thighs not sure, I'm in a relationship, and only 1 arse worthy of merit. Saggy boobs seem to be mandatory, though. All that trit trot flip flop no doubt.
Bras were invented by a female German equestrian. Equestrianette? Originally sold under the brand name "Dissil Stopem Swingin Floppen."

[TheDemonLord]

and only 1 arse worthy of merit. Saggy boobs seem to be mandatory, though. All that trit trot flip flop no doubt.

Pictures required for Scientific peer review

[Motu]

[QUOTE=PrincessBandit;1130891013there are more head injuries from horse riding than motorbike riding. [/QUOTE]

From the figures I saw over 20 years ago, horse riding was right behind the major contact ball sports, and far ahead of motorcycle injuries. Talk to horse riders, most have had an injury fall.

[mashman]

Sounds like, without equestrian, they make for more stable relationships.

[EJK]

Calendar fundraising idea anyone??

2 girls 1 horse

[Big Dog]

I thought beastiality was illegal.
Yes. You are still an outlaw.

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[Robbo]

pictures of naked helmeted horsewomen are not loading for me.

Horsewomen tend to have great posture and fantastic arses, in my experience. Strong thighs too.

What are we talking about again?


Is this what you were thinking of? :rolleyes:

[Laava]

That is one of the tamer images that popped up when I googled "nude women on horseback" Robbo!

[PrincessBandit]

Is this what you were thinking of? :rolleyes:

:shit: Where's her helmet?

[Gremlin]

pictures of naked helmeted horsewomen are not loading for me.

Horsewomen tend to have great posture and fantastic arses, in my experience. Strong thighs too.

What are we talking about again?
There are those 3 horsey chicks on telly (I dunno, never seen the show, only fucken ads). Well I know I wouldn't kick them out of bed...

As for the horses, fuck that, my mind and their mind didn't work well together the one time I tried...

[Oakie]

I wonder how many riders would do something similar with their 2 wheeled steeds in support of wearing helmets? Calendar fundraising idea anyone??

I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.

[Laava]

Its a bit disturbing Oakie that you had those photos all ready to go!

[FJRider]

Its a bit disturbing Oakie that you had those photos all ready to go!

No indecency ... due to lack of evidence of such ... :laugh:

What's the fine for not wearing a helmet ... ??? :doh: (the pic's ARE evidence)

[mossy1200]

I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.

That reminds me. Kim K posted some nude pregy pix to prove she is pregnant again.

[george formby]

No indecency ... due to lack of evidence of such ... :laugh:

What's the fine for not wearing a helmet ... ??? :doh: (the pic's ARE evidence)

Looks like he is using the bike to flatten his wicket in the garden to me. Spring is in the air, sort of, and I recall nothing in the regs about wearing a helmet to flatten your wicket. Possibility of a flattened helmet if he upped the pace and went for a knee down googlie on a damp pitch. I assume from the pics he is a cricketer. Shane Warne and Ian Botham have posted similar pics in the past.

I used to mow my own pitch naked until a belt snapped on the lawn tractor, whipped out at full revs, split the deck, caught on a blade and was deflected into a dense patch of privet by one of me testicles as it unfurled from the 18hp Briggs and Stratton... :shit:

ATGATT in the garden now.

[awa355]

I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.

Whats with the sneakers on a bike???? Aren't you aware of the dangers with not wearing adequate foot protection:brick:

[Robbo]

I'm ready. Can I be Mr January?
Sorry ... wasn't wearing a helmet.[/QUOTE]


It was obviously a very cold morning when pics were taken.:clap::clap:

[TheDemonLord]

Is this what you were thinking of? :rolleyes:

For a true (and unbiased) opinion, the Data source needs to be expanded as to reduce the influence of outlier and and extreme data points.

[Maha]

I would, but my fear is that my nipples will harden and become the main focus :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

That reminds me. Kim K posted some nude pregy pix to prove she is pregnant again.

Odd being as her only claim to fame was posting a video of a previous attempt at conception.

[Oakie]

I assume from the pics he is a cricketer. Shane Warne and Ian Botham have posted similar pics in the past. . Ha ha. Yep, I am ... although I think I may have retired now.


Whats with the sneakers on a bike???? Aren't you aware of the dangers with not wearing adequate foot protection:brick: I am ashamed!


It was obviously a very cold morning when pics were taken.:clap::clap: Actually, yeah, it was. Worst thing about the whole episode was about 30 seconds after that photo was taken when my nephew and his new girlfriend drove up the drive.

[caspernz]

That reminds me. Kim K posted some nude pregy pix to prove she is pregnant again.

The NRA is now making money off the Kardashian craze. They've started selling targets with a selection of Kardashian faces...:angry2:

[Big Dog]

The NRA is now making money off the Kardashian craze. They've started selling targets with a selection of Kardashian faces...:angry2:
They should do some badonkadonk ones for those members who couldn't hit a barn door.

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[mossy1200]

They should do some badonkadonk ones for those members who couldn't hit a barn door.

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Theres a pin the tail on the Donkey for the kids. Its the full size version for large birthday parties.