Japanese sex

[awa355]

Statistics just released from The United Nations Board Of Health Team reveal that:

Australian men between 60 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.



This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my mates, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

[Brian d marge]

Statistics just released from The United Nations Board Of Health Team reveal that:

Australian men between 60 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.



This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my mates, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
Tis true for Japan

Im working overtime servicing the wives

Im not joking but the city hall even gives you money each month if you make or have children

Good coin too



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[unstuck]

Was going to add "turning Japanese" by the vapours from 1980, but this damn spark T-stick is crap.
I think I'm turning Japanese.:crybaby:

[Laava]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU&sns=em

[Brian d marge]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/17/9885117f740490e14cd096d436a703c5.jpg

Great country



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[Laava]

Great country



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Stop it you bad man!

[unstuck]

Stop it you bad man!

Dont listen to this Idiot Mr Brain Damage...........keep up the good work.:banana:

[Laava]

Well at least wait until she's old enough to grow pubes FFS!

[husaberg]

Well at least wait until she's old enough to grow pubes FFS!

If her age is not on the clock she's old enough for the ...........

*This is a joke you sick bastards

[caspernz]

Bit like the question about would you do the farmers' wife or the farmers' daughter? Depends if the daughter has graduated from high school as yet...:facepalm:

[Brian d marge]

Well at least wait until she's old enough to grow pubes FFS!
She over 18 trust me

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[Brian d marge]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/18/fe11c4c3ae7552babe81040097a56bef.jpg

You wouldnt believe the amount of web searching it took to find these pictures



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[caspernz]

You wouldnt believe the amount of web searching it took to find these pictures


You keep telling that story long enough and YOU might believe it, but we won't :laugh::confused:

[Laava]

Photos from your desktop eh Steven?

[TheDemonLord]

I think this thread needs some BabyMetal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzR_ClTE8Y

[Brian d marge]

I think this thread needs some BabyMetal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzR_ClTE8Y
Its so crap ya got to love it

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[TheDemonLord]

Its so crap ya got to love it

Crap?

Its amazeballs!

Its the ultimate combination of Japanese Anime, Japanese Weirdness, Cute Japanese girls and Metal.

What is not to like?

[Banditbandit]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0806/japanese-schoolgirls-schoolgirls-hot-sexy-demotivational-poster-1212789471.jpg

And I'm sure that even a Japanese man over 60 could get it up more than twice a year for this ...


http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/17/9885117f740490e14cd096d436a703c5.jpg

[Stirts]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0806/japanese-schoolgirls-schoolgirls-hot-sexy-demotivational-poster-1212789471.jpg

And I'm sure that even a Japanese man over 60 could get it up more than twice a year for this ...

Asian bait

Yeah and then he has to go home to this....

<img src="https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/465195716.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=300"</img>

[husaberg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjkd7zDB28

[unstuck]

Yeah and then he has to go home to this....



Cor, check out the mouth on her would you.:drool:

[Laava]

Yeah and then he has to go home to this....

Yeah, but she is 16 as well but has been splorching!
https://thattoychick.wordpress.com/2014/07/12/weird-sex-toys-o-the-week-the-what-dildo-edition/

[unstuck]

Yeah, but she is 16 as well but has been splorching!
https://thattoychick.wordpress.com/2014/07/12/weird-sex-toys-o-the-week-the-what-dildo-edition/

Well fuck me( no splorching though), you learn something new everyday.:killingme:killingme:killingme:scratch:

[Stirts]

Yeah, but she is 16 as well but has been splorching!
https://thattoychick.wordpress.com/2014/07/12/weird-sex-toys-o-the-week-the-what-dildo-edition/

What.the.fuck.were.you.searching.for.before.you.fo und.that!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/udI54jmEK9JWYugYDQRvy-O69OdeFr1Mqibt1MkMoxHRIZmHDzOSfmvkxopBxQm9XFHwQ6jr wQUxKqSgQuF6_AvwNtE9vYRBWxq1kJj4XnCMxflxRYt5E0qy-WLCkyf3pzPjpCekrq9lBULjT2Q45SLgINgOuZM=w360-h194-nc

[husaberg]

What.the.fuck.were.you.searching.for.before.you.fo und.that!


There appears to a link to it here.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/2459-nodrog
It appears to have some testimonials their as well, they seemingly have a kiwi spokesperson/Model. She looks a little angry/ornery rather than just horny
Gee It looks like her Splorching dildo is at least 5 and a half feet long

[Laava]

Hahahahahahahar! You guys crack me off!

[unstuck]

Cannons.....from Tokyo, OI fuken OI.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UDxt7XuMLA8?list=PL07SdgbX__uGvl6hfJp4T8YZKaKGOkRn l" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

[TheDemonLord]

Also from Japan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdAfEliKRiE

May even be more up your alley Unstuck