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Oakie
1st September 2015, 08:13
Well they say people get the leadership they deserve.

'USA, where any child can grow up to become the President'. God I hope not!

TheDemonLord
1st September 2015, 08:41
Well they say people get the leadership they deserve.

'USA, where any child can grow up to become the President'. God I hope not!

I dunno - I reckon it would be hilarious:

"YO United Nations - Imma let you finish, but NATO had the best Acronym of ALL TIME"

caspernz
1st September 2015, 09:30
I can see a new reality series coming on, showing backroom dealings...all to the soundtrack of "what's done in the dark will be brought to the light" and that would bring on some hitman work. Probably before it got to air even :shit::facepalm:

J.A.W.
1st September 2015, 09:40
Fish Sticks! Yum..

K.K.K. - Kayne & Kim Kardashian.. oh the hilarity.. its 'genious..

oldrider
1st September 2015, 09:44
Ample proof that it is a puppet position anyway - nothing changes because of who holds the visible job out front! - :oi-grr: - It's the :stoogie::stoogie::stoogie: in the back that count.

Tazz
1st September 2015, 13:23
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Swoop
1st September 2015, 15:02
He would fit right in as Prez.:rolleyes:

Maha
1st September 2015, 15:50
Wonder if he would pimp the White Whare?

J.A.W.
1st September 2015, 16:39
Wonder if he would pimp the White Whore?

Are Armenians, such as K.K., technically 'white'?

husaberg
1st September 2015, 16:48
He would be my pick ahead of Trump (not that is saying much)

J.A.W.
1st September 2015, 19:14
Steady on H, I'd like to see how K-boi does a classic comb-over - like that senior blow-hard ego-head, 1st..

Since of course, presentation is like, no mere formality.. for da Prez..

husaberg
1st September 2015, 19:18
Steady on H, I'd like to see how K-boi does a classic comb-over - like that senior blow-hard ego-head, 1st..

Since of course, presentation is like, no mere formality.. for da Prez..

It would be rather ironic with Kim K as the first Lady, shes been a few peoples first and not that much of a lady.:shifty:

Kickaha
1st September 2015, 19:22
He would be my pick ahead of Trump (not that is saying much)

If they're dumb enough to vote for someone like Trump they're dumb enough to vote for Kanye

husaberg
1st September 2015, 19:24
If they're dumb enough to vote for someone like Trump they're dumb enough to vote for Kanye

Never underestimate the stupidity of a large group of American people aye.
Seriously surely Kanye is just doing the Kardasian lets keep us in the media thing.
Other than a sex tape why the fuck are they famous.

J.A.W.
1st September 2015, 19:27
It would be rather ironic with Kim K as the first Lady, shes been a few peoples first and not that much of a lady.:shifty:

Be honest H, if she got all pumped up & slicked down.. you'd go there.. even if you needed more'n a decent swarfegarin'.. afterwards..

J.A.W.
1st September 2015, 19:31
If they're dumb enough to vote for someone like Trump they're dumb enough to vote for Kanye

How dare you! Trump is a financial genius!

& K.W. is "literally"- Queen of da 'genious!

husaberg
1st September 2015, 19:32
Be honest H, if she got all pumped up & slicked down.. you'd go there.. even if you needed more'n a decent swarfegarin'.. afterwards..

Yeah but I would feel bad afterwards, but being defined as rootable isn't much of a talent. Its pretty much 25% of the population.
There are thousands I would rather root.

J.A.W.
1st September 2015, 19:48
25%! Christ you are easy!

That means, if you don't swing both ways.. that 1/2 of all women meet your critera - rated do-able..

Nah.. don't buy it.. less'n you really have to..

& "feel bad afterwards"? hey you don't have to marry her.. ( unless you score a primo pre-nup, natch..)

husaberg
1st September 2015, 20:01
25%! Christ you are easy!

That means, if you don't swing both ways.. that 1/2 of all women meet your critera - rated do-able..

Nah.. don't buy it.. less'n you really have to..

& "feel bad afterwards"? hey you don't have to marry her.. ( unless you score a primo pre-nup, natch..)

Pretty sure if you shag her shag pile you do have to marry her judging by her history.
Okay I may have exaggerated the 25% but she wouldn't rate the top 10% of most hit lists

Oakie
1st September 2015, 22:49
Be honest H, if she got all pumped up & slicked down.. you'd go there.. even if you needed more'n a decent swarfegarin'.. afterwards..

I wouldn't ... even with someone elses. Now Nigella perhaps ...

jasonu
2nd September 2015, 06:04
If they're dumb enough to vote for someone like Trump they're dumb enough to vote for Kanye


Never underestimate the stupidity of a large group of American people aye.
Seriously surely Kanye is just doing the Kardasian lets keep us in the media thing.
Other than a sex tape why the fuck are they famous.

Trump is the best thing to happen to American politics. He is telling it like it is with no politicians pc filter. He is wiping the floor with the other Rep. candidates most of which are professional politicians. The Democrats are in a mess. Hillary's email flub is really hurting her chances and the rest of the Dems can't make up their mind to even stand or not. If Trump wins the Republican candidacy he has a better than even chance of becoming the prez. I don't know what the NZ media are feeding you lot but as usual don't believe half of it and carefully question the other half.

caspernz
2nd September 2015, 06:23
Trump is the best thing to happen to American politics. He is telling it like it is with no politicians pc filter. He is wiping the floor with the other Rep. candidates most of which are professional politicians. The Democrats are in a mess. Hillary's email flub is really hurting her chances and the rest of the Dems can't make up their mind to even stand or not. If Trump wins the Republican candidacy he has a better than even chance of becoming the prez. I don't know what the NZ media are feeding you lot but as usual don't believe half of it and carefully question the other half.

Straight talk is not popular with everyone of course, but yeah I can see his appeal. Who else is there anyway?

Most importantly, Trump seems to be a self funded candidate so far, and in the Yankee system that alone would be worth a ton of votes for he won't be "owned" by any corporates :innocent:

TheDemonLord
2nd September 2015, 08:16
Be honest H, if she got all pumped up & slicked down.. you'd go there.

Speak for yourself - I'd Ball gag her and then sit down and relax, knowing that the world was made slightly less stupid by stopping her from speaking

Katman
2nd September 2015, 08:18
Speak for yourself - I'd Ball gag her and then sit down and relax, knowing that the world was made slightly less stupid by stopping her from speaking

You should get one of those for yourself.

FJRider
2nd September 2015, 08:38
How dare you! Trump is a financial genius!



Hardly .. :calm:


He just used his parents millions to ... make more millions ... :whistle:

Oakie
2nd September 2015, 08:38
. I don't know what the NZ media are feeding you lot but as usual don't believe half of it and carefully question the other half. Just U.S. feed so I guess we see what you see.
He's popular at this point when it seems to be a Trump vs any 'normal' candidate competition. I don't reckon his numbers will increase much when others drop out as their support will go to other 'normal' candidates. His numbers may go up a little but his percentage will drop. If they get down to say three candidates, I reckon he'll be running third.

Oakie
2nd September 2015, 08:43
Most importantly, Trump seems to be a self funded candidate so far, and in the Yankee system that alone would be worth a ton of votes for he won't be "owned" by any corporates :innocent: I thought that too but on reflection, if you don't owe a few favours then you can go off at personal tangents like building fences across the Mexican border with no one having any leverage to pull you back into line.

mashman
2nd September 2015, 09:11
I thought that too but on reflection, if you don't owe a few favours then you can go off at personal tangents like building fences across the Mexican border with no one having any leverage to pull you back into line.

Well, people may well want a fence to protect their jobs and other assorted legal lieberty... and there's gonna be boys coming home from overseas and they'll need a job etc... Who would pull you back into line?... as it sounds like a military wet dream :shifty:

Shaun Harris
2nd September 2015, 09:13
Trump is the best thing to happen to American politics. He is telling it like it is with no politicians pc filter. He is wiping the floor with the other Rep. candidates most of which are professional politicians. The Democrats are in a mess. Hillary's email flub is really hurting her chances and the rest of the Dems can't make up their mind to even stand or not. If Trump wins the Republican candidacy he has a better than even chance of becoming the prez. I don't know what the NZ media are feeding you lot but as usual don't believe half of it and carefully question the other half.


Trump is going to be president, because he has the money to fly all around the country regually to keep his name at the top of the list, it is just a game of money to win that position, and he deff has that

jasonu
2nd September 2015, 09:17
Just U.S. feed so I guess we see what you see.

NZ media selected US feed is what you get and that is the way it has always bee. The NZ media has always been good at the 'look at the dumb yank' items (and there are plenty to choose from).

He's popular at this point when it seems to be a Trump vs any 'normal' candidate competition. I don't reckon his numbers will increase much when others drop out as their support will go to other 'normal' candidates. His numbers may go up a little but his percentage will drop. If they get down to say three candidates, I reckon he'll be running third.

That is one likely outcome and quite possibly his plan. Weed out the no hopers and leave the strongest candidates. The last couple of elections have been lost by the Republicans inability to field a good candidate as well as a lot of public bickering amongst the running candidates rather than won by the Dems.

If Hillary gets in we are all fucked!!!!!

Banditbandit
2nd September 2015, 09:22
Be honest H, if she got all pumped up & slicked down.. you'd go there..

No . not even ... nice face .. but forget that bulging bod ...



<img src="http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kim-kardashian-leaves-her-home-in-new-york-05-05-2015_1.jpg" width="400px"/>

J.A.W.
2nd September 2015, 09:26
Hardly .. :calm:


He just used his parents millions to ... make more millions ... :whistle:


He's actually a disgusting social parasite..
I was being a tad sarcastic with their self-proclaimed 'genius' status - in an attempt at humour, aimed at them both..

Banditbandit
2nd September 2015, 09:38
Trump is the best thing to happen to American politics. He is telling it like it is with no politicians pc filter. He is wiping the floor with the other Rep. candidates most of which are professional politicians. The Democrats are in a mess. Hillary's email flub is really hurting her chances and the rest of the Dems can't make up their mind to even stand or not. If Trump wins the Republican candidacy he has a better than even chance of becoming the prez. I don't know what the NZ media are feeding you lot but as usual don't believe half of it and carefully question the other half.

Yes .. that is true ... Trump scares the hell out of me more than Geo W ever did ... Trump is the type who firmly believes he is right and has the power to enforce his will ... lok at his policy on Mexico an the immigrants - and his solution is to build a fence across the border to stop them and force Mexico to pay for it ... how is he going to force Mexico to pay for something they haven't agreed to?

Trump would push "The Button" and send us all into nuclear holocaust ..



Straight talk is not popular with everyone of course, but yeah I can see his appeal. Who else is there anyway?

Most importantly, Trump seems to be a self funded candidate so far, and in the Yankee system that alone would be worth a ton of votes for he won't be "owned" by any corporates :innocent:

He might not be owned by any coroporation, but he certainly believes in Caoitalism and the corporate structures as wealth creators .. he will move the political economy in directions that will support the corporates and they will consequently support him ... Trump would force us at gun-point to sign the TPPA ...

Laava
2nd September 2015, 10:05
I still see Ronald MacDonald as having a more than even shot at the top job!

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 10:46
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If Hillary gets in we are all fucked!!!!!

I think You are confusing her with her husband.:laugh:



Trump is the best thing to happen to American politics. He is telling it like it is with no politicians pc filter. He is wiping the floor with the other Rep. candidates most of which are professional politicians. The Democrats are in a mess. Hillary's email flub is really hurting her chances and the rest of the Dems can't make up their mind to even stand or not. If Trump wins the Republican candidacy he has a better than even chance of becoming the prez. I don't know what the NZ media are feeding you lot but as usual don't believe half of it and carefully question the other half.
No idea of the coverage other than a remark about a reporter being on her rag.
No idea of what is going on with Hillary
History has taught us Jason however to never underestimate the stupidity of large groups of Americans.
If Trump is a fan of telling it like it is why wont someone walk up to him snatch and stomp and get rid of that hideous toupee of his.

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 10:47
No . not even ... nice face .. but forget that buldging bod ...


http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/unreal-women-kim-k.jpg
So what part of that face is actually hers?
Its all fake.
add to that
Nose job
Botox
Collagen lip filler
Cheek implants
Fake lashes
Teeth whitening
God knows what else

TheDemonLord
2nd September 2015, 10:57
You should get one of those for yourself.

Yes... because I type with my mouth.....

but then... that's the kind of logic I have come to expect from you....

Madness
2nd September 2015, 11:10
I type with my mouth...

That explains the dribble.

Swoop
2nd September 2015, 11:14
No . not even ... nice face .. but forget that buldging bod ...

Ye gads!

Where is the Japanese whaling fleet when we need them?

pritch
2nd September 2015, 13:06
The US election process seems to drag on forever, the election is not until November 2016. Even after such a long drawn out process the final choice is only ever between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. (To quote the political scientists at South Park.)

Each time I have wondered how it came to pass that the final choice was so uninspiring. Recently I came across a podcast that goes some way to explain that: "Common Sense with Dan Carlin". None of the states that hold primary elections or caucuses are exactly typical. Iowa, from memory, is not an election, it's a caucus which I assume means that only registered party members get a vote, but Iowa is predominantly white and rural and as such hardly typical of the larger USA. Neither New Hampshire nor Arizona are really typical either.

None of the states with large population centres such as New York or California get a say in the primaries. So I sit and watch from afar hoping that the election doesn't turn out to be between Bush the third and Clinton the second.

TheDemonLord
2nd September 2015, 13:08
That explains the dribble.

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husaberg
2nd September 2015, 13:11
sarcasm and the utter irony of the reply you got

Ever seen a useful motorbike related post by kaftan or Maidness or Axholeel in the last 12 months?

TheDemonLord
2nd September 2015, 13:13
Ever seen a useful motorbike related post by katman or Madness or Axkel in the last 12 months?

Azkle me thinks is much smarter than some people think

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 13:14
Azkle me thinks is much smarter than some people think
Whilst he maybe smarter than what he acts
Acting dumb does not make him smart

Still smarter than Madness maybe.
But he's JALFB just ask Bogan or Gremlin

Tazz
2nd September 2015, 13:25
JALFB

Just Another Latin Flamenco Boogier?

Katman
2nd September 2015, 14:20
Ever seen a useful motorbike related post by katman or Madness or Axkel in the last 12 months?

Like I've said before, I come here to get the fuck away from motorcycles.

J.A.W.
2nd September 2015, 15:51
No . not even ... nice face .. but forget that bulging bod ...



<img src="http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kim-kardashian-leaves-her-home-in-new-york-05-05-2015_1.jpg" width="400px"/>


K.K. auditions for the role as "the new face of Michelin, Miss Bibendum!" Mmmm.. bouncy bouncy..

You bastards WOULD NOT say no to havin' a nice helmet polishin' session laid on there..

oldrider
2nd September 2015, 16:13
Ever seen a useful motorbike related post by kaftan or Maidness or Axholeel in the last 12 months?

:Oops: Have you forgotten? - you are posting in - Forum: Rant or Rave - Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here.

Katman
2nd September 2015, 16:20
You bastards WOULD NOT say no to havin' a nice helmet polishin' session laid on there..

Really?

I think she looks deformed.

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 16:39
:Oops: Have you forgotten? - you are posting in - Forum: Rant or Rave - Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here.

What's the name of the Forum again? Remember I specified the whole of the KB forum.

Madness
2nd September 2015, 16:41
What's the name of the Forum again? Remember I specified the whole of the KB forum.

:facepalm:

So when did KB become the motorcycling equivalent of Rotary International?

I'm so pleased that my contribution to this forum fails to meet your standard.

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 16:49
:facepalm:

So when did KB become the motorcycling equivalent of Rotary International?

I'm so pleased that my contribution to this forum fails to meet your standard.

My standards are not so high you are just an chronic underachiever that's all. its not your fault.... oh wait it is.
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Madness
2nd September 2015, 16:51
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Is that your daughter? She's drawing a pic of her rapist daddy, how sweet.

oldrider
2nd September 2015, 16:54
What's the name of the Forum again? Remember I specified the whole of the KB forum.

:scratch: Some may dispute that but I guess you have made that distinction clearer now then! :ride: Whole of KB right :niceone:

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 16:56
Is that your daughter? She's drawing a pic of her rapist daddy, how sweet.

Looks closer at the pic SFB
Didn't expect ya to get the last pic Einstein........

Madness
2nd September 2015, 16:57
Didn't expect ya to get the last pic Einstein........

That'd probably be due to your head being stuck so far up your own arsehole, innit.

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 16:59
That's be due to your head being stuck so far up your own arsehole, innit.

Like I said no one ever accused you of being smart aye
As you were, now go take your place back in line

Madness
2nd September 2015, 16:59
Like I said no one ever accused you of being smart aye
As you were, now go take your place back in line

Get fucked :msn-wink:

TheDemonLord
2nd September 2015, 17:01
You bastards WOULD NOT say no to havin' a nice helmet polishin' session laid on there..

Yeah, I really would.

1: Don't stick your dick in crazy
2: from everything of hers that she has put out in the media, I think she is a Narcisstic, Self-Centred, Entitled whore (the word whore being used to denote someone who sells Sex/their sexuality for money - afterall - isn't that why she is famous?) who despite 'running companies' I would bet has never had to work for anything in her life and is famous, simply for being famous (something I am getting more and more irritated by).
3: Whilst I can appreciate that Baby got Back (Sir Mix-a-lot approved) its not my personal preference

Again - Ball Gag + KK = World IQ increase for a period of time.

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 17:22
Get fucked :msn-wink:
Your Moma

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Madness
2nd September 2015, 17:27
Your Moma

Bored with banging your own?

Perhaps it's the other way around, sport.

J.A.W.
2nd September 2015, 17:40
Yeah, I really would.

1: Don't stick your dick in crazy
2: from everything of hers that she has put out in the media, I think she is a Narcisstic, Self-Centred, Entitled whore (the word whore being used to denote someone who sells Sex/their sexuality for money - afterall - isn't that why she is famous?) who despite 'running companies' I would bet has never had to work for anything in her life and is famous, simply for being famous (something I am getting more and more irritated by).
3: Whilst I can appreciate that Baby got Back (Sir Mix-a-lot approved) its not my personal preference

Again - Ball Gag + KK = World IQ increase for a period of time.


Yeah sure, bet that's for the benefit of the missus eh.. ( damn, does she really buy that shit.. you've got a keeper there then son)..

AllanB
2nd September 2015, 18:08
Can't stand him. I fail to understand why he is so popular.

It does fill me with promise for a stupidly high income in the music industry after I finish my current employment as I too have a poor voice, questionable dance moves and suitably over-inflated ego.

Woodman
2nd September 2015, 18:33
Yeah, I really would.

1: Don't stick your dick in crazy
2: from everything of hers that she has put out in the media, I think she is a Narcisstic, Self-Centred, Entitled whore (the word whore being used to denote someone who sells Sex/their sexuality for money - afterall - isn't that why she is famous?) who despite 'running companies' I would bet has never had to work for anything in her life and is famous, simply for being famous (something I am getting more and more irritated by).
3: Whilst I can appreciate that Baby got Back (Sir Mix-a-lot approved) its not my personal preference

Again - Ball Gag + KK = World IQ increase for a period of time.

The popularity of the kardashians:yawn: says more about their fans than the kardashians.:yawn:

Tazz
2nd September 2015, 19:36
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husaberg
2nd September 2015, 21:12
Can't stand him. I fail to understand why he is so popular.

It does fill me with promise for a stupidly high income in the music industry after I finish my current employment as I too have a poor voice, questionable dance moves and suitably over-inflated ego.

I am not sure you are urban enough
I can't think of a single song he's done at all.
I know he produces but what songs are his?

Voltaire
2nd September 2015, 21:23
The popularity of the kardashians:yawn: says more about their fans than the kardashians.:yawn:

Have you seen the Donald Trump fans....scary that he even has any.

husaberg
2nd September 2015, 23:05
Have you seen the Donald Trump fans....scary that he even has any.

I do remember his daughter being far better looking than Kim K.
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shit though what the fuck happened to the younger one..............
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mashman
3rd September 2015, 07:46
shit though what the fuck happened to the younger one..............

She looks like prince andy's kids.

Oakie
3rd September 2015, 08:28
I am not sure you are urban enough
I can't think of a single song he's done at all.
I know he produces but what songs are his?

Oh silly you! The clan he's with don't actually have to DO anything. They just have to exist to be famous.