Long live THE QUEEN

[AllanB]

So the Queen of England is now the longest serving ever in Britain.

Regardless of your opinion of the Royal Family (go on you'd tap Kate .....) that is truly impressive.

So well done old girl. And she is still looking good (go on you'd ........)

[J.A.W.]

Long lived, the Queen.. ( sure, she was a genuine hottie, in her day, just think of her groaning an orgasm out - in that plummy accent).

Bet she loved it Greek style, "Ohhh daahhling, yes, yes, yes, you know.. me soo ooh well.. right there!"
Well she did marry one.. & he was a former Pommy 'public' schoolboy.. & Royal Navy sailor.. Bottoms Up!

[husaberg]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Elizabeth_II

Achievements


According to Reuters, the Queen has 10 times the lifespan of workers and lays up to 2,000 eggs a day.
The Queen likes all people!-(Except for Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Al-Fayed!)
Starred in movie "The Queen" as Ross Kemp.
She has the high score on Halo 3
Can believe it's not butter.
Owns all the swans, motherfucker.
Is currently taking lessons from Rocky Balboa in how to be a good Auto-Bot
Yesterday she shot down a German plane. Lufthansa are pissed.
During WWII she took an active role in many operations. She flew against Spitfires in the Battle of Britannia Superior (against a combined force of Picts and Angles), achieving over 25 kills and became known as the Winged Witch of Windsor by her spawn, she stopped after her favourite hat got damaged during a dogfight. After that she drove tanks in North Africa, as part of Erwin Rommel's Afrika Korps, but again had to stop due to another one of her splendid hats getting in the way of the other crew members. She ended the war fixing lorries and siphoning off the petrol to sell on the Black Market. Luckily no hats were damaged this time.
Last week she got stuck in a child's playhouse
She holds the world record for the most time spent sitting
Can tolerate Cliff Richard
She also holds the world record for spitting winkles!
She has a daughter named Gabby Parker
In WW2, achieved the rank of Junior Commander in the Women's Auxiliary, surpassed in the Royal family only by Princess Michael of Kent, who became an Oberleutnantin in the Waffen SS
She is the Mistress of England in US of K (USK) (really UKS)
Can wave the fuck out of you
Drunk a pint of brown ale in under 7 seconds
She is the first ever person to live to the age of 489 years
God saves her
Loves pole dancing
Is Queen
She is the only person ever that's known not to break wind
Is a republican
Loves turtles and salt
Discovered the vulnerable part of the death star
Longest running Page 3 girl
Miss Great Britain 1904
Miss Great Britain 1935 - stolen a year later by Hitler, ze Schwein!
Gloucester Cheese Race Winner: 1893, 1970, 1994. Runner Up: Every year (except 1893, 1970, 1994)
Miss Great Grand Britain 2009
Oscar for her performance in the film the Queen
Most loved Briton ever
Person who appears on the most pictures
Probably the most powerful woman in the world
World's greatest land owner
Richest person in the world to live in free accommodation provided by the government
The person receiving the most state benefits
Most attractive person to ever appear on a spoon or mug
Least attractive mug ever to have had her mug on a spoon
The person who appears on the most currency (Irish-Australians kiss the back of it)
3rd place in the Buckingham Palace annual fancy dress party as a hula-girl

[awa355]

She should live to a ripe old age, Probably never had to sit for 6 hours at the local A&E dept nursing a broken arm. Or been left with two tins of baked beans and a half loaf of bread two days out from the next payday. :(:(

[Scuba_Steve]

go on you'd tap Kate .....

no, no I would not...
But anyways Freddie's been dead awhile tho I agree long live their music :headbang:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ

[Akzle]

So the Queen of England is now the longest serving ever in Britain.

Regardless of your opinion of the Royal Family (go on you'd tap Kate .....) that is truly impressive.

So well done old girl. And she is still looking good (go on you'd ........)

the fuck it isn't you cracker ass cunt.

a) jews have pwned your ass longer than dear lizzy

b) who gives half a shit? is she any more than a figurehead, to ANYONE, anywhere?

c) cracker ass cunt.

[Akzle]

"serving"

fucking lol.

yeah, nah, i feel served as by liz, personally, like.

and her, ahem, "crown agents" and all.


every cracker should hang themselves. right now.

[Swoop]

Achievements...
That all sounds like it came out of Yokel's "Big Book of Facts"...

[husaberg]

That all sounds like it came out of Yokel's "Big Book of Facts"...

It was The unencylopedia

Yokels has the uncleintopaedophilia

[AllanB]

the fuck it isn't you cracker ass cunt.

a) jews have pwned your ass longer than dear lizzy

b) who gives half a shit? is she any more than a figurehead, to ANYONE, anywhere?

c) cracker ass cunt.



Yeah but you have not denied you'd like to tap her and her inlaw!

[jasonu]

Yeah but you have not denied you'd like to tap her and her inlaw!

Inlaw Harry? Butthole or mouth?

[husaberg]

the fuck it isn't you cracker ass cunt.

a) jews have pwned your ass longer than dear lizzy

b) who gives half a shit? is she any more than a figurehead, to ANYONE, anywhere?

c) cracker ass cunt.


Yeah but you have not denied you'd like to tap her and her inlaw!


Inlaw Harry? Butthole or mouth?

More likely a pet or animal on a hunting estate

[EJK]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Elizabeth_II

Achievements

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Here's Maori King's achievements


He speaks publicly only once a year, at the annual celebrations in Ngaruawahia of his coronation.


Since ascending to the throne official duties include:

attending the funeral of King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV of Tonga, September 2006
attending the opening of Pūkawa Marae on the shore of Lake Taupo, Aotearoa, on 17–19 November 2006.
attending the opening of "Mauri Ora" an exhibition of Māori artefacts from Te Papa on exhibition at the Tokyo National Museum in Tokyo, Japan on 22 January 2007.[9][10]
attending the funeral of Malietoa Tanumafili II of Samoa, 19 May 2007
attending the re-opening of the marae/war memorial hall in Ngaiotonga, Whangaruru 2007
attending the opening of the Māori garden in Hamilton gardens, 2008.

Attempt to steal Auckland, 2015

[husaberg]

Here's Maori King's achievements

You missed.
Overseen the running of the Waikato river to make sure it ran downstream.
Ate 5 of these in a single siting 2014
http://www.kfc.co.nz/getattachment/65feb722-4b48-42aa-b0bf-ad8feedfe3fc/menu/family-meals/fan-buckets/

[EJK]

England Princes

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Maori Prince

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[J.A.W.]

& you are payin' for 'em.. cool gig, or what..

& to be fair, if this thread was in certain nations, which are a bit precious about head-of-state piss-taking.. it would be a bad outcome pending..

[Banditbandit]

(go on you'd tap Kate .....)


Some here would tap Charles ..

[Banditbandit]

& to be fair, if this thread was in certain nations, which are a bit precious about head-of-state piss-taking.. it would be a bad outcome pending..



We've got a bad outcome now - the last remnants of the British Aristocracy - which we continue to pay for ...

[husaberg]

Some here would tap Charles ..
What a crack up, Some do like to plumb the depths.

[J.A.W.]

What a crack up, Some do like to plumb the depths.

Tampon fans? Or tree-whisperers/huggers who get wood for Noddy/Big-Ears?

[Robbo]

Yep, she's had a fair innings alright..

[J.A.W.]

Whaaa? You mean she hasn't been sacked for being photographed giving the Heil Hitler salute?
Where's the bloody hook nosed brigade then, just when Charlie needs 'em - to score her sweet gig..

[husaberg]

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Like my message Prince is also too short
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[PrincessBandit]

no, no I would not...
But anyways Freddie's been dead awhile tho I agree long live their music :headbang:
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Oooh yeah - Freddy out-queens everyone!! Played "The making of A Night at the Opera" for two year 10 music classes today and felt so super sad that our world is so much the poorer without the man.

[husaberg]

Oooh yeah - Freddy out-queens everyone!! Played "The making of A Night at the Opera" for two year 10 music classes today and felt so super sad that our world is so much the poorer without the man.

I guess as shes a princess she would know.

[J.A.W.]

I guess as shes a princess she would know.

Right, it likely takes a pansified freak to really appreciate another one..

As for the Sex Pistols.. fresh or what.. thanks H, gotta love that in-your-face raw energy,
& amazing - that is in fact - closer chronologically to Liz ascending to be HM, than to us now..

[PrincessBandit]

Right, it likely takes a pansified freak to really appreciate another one..


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[husaberg]

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[J.A.W.]

She's a Superfreak..Superfreak..ee.. Rick James sez "cocaine's a helluva drug" L.O.L...