Mechanically competent person required for the Suzuki series

[Shaun Harris]

Hi ya, I am looking for a person to be my king pin helper in the pits for the up coming Suzuki Tri series. Main duties will be, changing wheels, ( NOT TIRES) Putting fuel in, putting on and taking off tire warmers, general light cleaning of bike/s. There may be other small fitting jobs to do. I cannot afford to pay you, but will cover all your costs involved, ie, travel and food etc. Email please if interested. NTH Island person only, due to costs involved.

[nodrog]

how about I ride it and you can change my wheels? BYOM.

[Shaun Harris]

how about I ride it and you can change my wheels? BYOM.



Done deal Bucko

[nodrog]

choice! :2thumbsup

[sil3nt]

I've done an oil change four times and only screwed it up twice. PM me.

[Shaun Harris]

I've done an oil change four times and only screwed it up twice. PM me.


Next contestant please

[awa355]

Pick me Pick me, :banana::banana::banana: I changed my rear tyre in only 2 hours once. I know which side the spacer goes now, so next time should be a lot quicker. Only took another hour to get the chain alignment done.

Mince pies without cheese thank you. :nono:

[BuzzardNZ]

how is this thread any different from the first one one http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/176132-Race-mechanic-fitter-wanted ?

The first one was way funnier :lol: and I expect this one ends up the same way as the other!

[Shaun Harris]

how is this thread any different from the first one one http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/176132-Race-mechanic-fitter-wanted ?

The first one was way funnier :lol: and I expect this one ends up the same way as the other!


who gives a fuk what you think tos pot

[Shaun Harris]

Pick me Pick me, :banana::banana::banana: I changed my rear tyre in only 2 hours once. I know which side the spacer goes now, so next time should be a lot quicker. Only took another hour to get the chain alignment done.

Mince pies without cheese thank you. :nono:



Bugger that, Im eating them

[bogan]

how is this thread any different from the first one one http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/176132-Race-mechanic-fitter-wanted ?

The first one was way funnier :lol: and I expect this one ends up the same way as the other!

Well, it did go to the dogs a bit... :eek:

[jasonu]

who gives a fuk what you think tos pot

Toss pot. You don't hear that one over here much. I think I will start using it.

[Drew]

I'll do it. I will need to be absent while sidecars are racing, and if ours needs work, and when I'm sick of your shit, and when anyone I know is looking in the direction of your pit, and at my discretion.

Send fuel vouchers to me anytime ya like to cover my costs.

[Shaun Harris]

I'll do it. I will need to be absent while sidecars are racing, and if ours needs work, and when I'm sick of your shit, and when anyone I know is looking in the direction of your pit, and at my discretion.

Send fuel vouchers to me anytime ya like to cover my costs.



lol, best post ya PO Box then dude

[bogan]

but will cover all your costs involved, ie, travel

So what's the fuel rate per mile-Oh, and will there be drinks provided :shifty:

[jasonu]

I'll do it. I will need to be absent while sidecars are racing, and if ours needs work, and when I'm sick of your shit, and when anyone I know is looking in the direction of your pit, and at my discretion.

Send fuel vouchers to me anytime ya like to cover my costs.

What if that guy Robert Taylor enters your pit shed with a machete?

[nzspokes]

I would love to do the job, circumstances currently dont allow.

For somebody that can spin the spanners it would be a good challenge.

[Shaun Harris]

What if that guy Robert Taylor enters your pit shed with a machete?



Robert and I are back on good terms again. Like most people it seems, he has accepted that I got off track for many reasons, some that were beyond my control, and some that I did not man up too and take control of.

[Shaun Harris]

I would love to do the job, circumstances currently dont allow.

For somebody that can spin the spanners it would be a good challenge.


Cheers bud, it would be a good learning experience for some one who was keen on the racing scene. I have access to a different apprentice mechanic for each round, but would prefer the same person to establish the same pattern at each event, and all my mates here in Taranaki, are past it, over committed with farm business etc etc etc

[Kickaha]

For somebody that can spin the spanners it would be a good challenge.

It would be a good challenge just putting up with the cunt

[nzspokes]

It would be a good challenge just putting up with the cunt

I put up with you cunts on here so I think I can cope.

[Shaun Harris]

It would be a good challenge just putting up with the cunt




Sign of real man I say- Hey, and I'm not useful for anything

[sidecar bob]

I've got an Aussie on the GSX this year. If you're in the same garage we can share P.B.F (pleasant bearded fellow) aka Brett Nolan from W Whites.

[Shaun Harris]

I've got an Aussie on the GSX this year. If you're in the same garage we can share P.B.F (pleasant bearded fellow) aka Brett Nolan from W Whites.



Cool, and good on ya

[nodrog]

anyway since I'm riding it, don't I get to pick who fuckin works on it?

[Katman]

anyway since I'm riding it, don't I get to pick who fuckin works on it?

Don't sweat it gorgon.

Leave important decisions to the brains.

Just lie back and think of the adulation coming your way.

[nodrog]

....Just lie back and think of the adulation coming your way.

is that some sort of deviant sex act?

[Shaun Harris]

anyway since I'm riding it, don't I get to pick who fuckin works on it?



shut up in the cheap seats

[nodrog]

shut up in the cheap seats

Just make my milo and wake me 2 mins before I have to be on the dummy grid.


what's the lap record again?

[Shaun Harris]

Just make my milo and wake me 2 mins before I have to be on the dummy grid.


what's the lap record again?


so now you are stroudy also

[nodrog]

so now you are stroudy also

Na, he's had sex More than me.

[scrivy]

Or you shoot more blanks.....

[IkieBikie]

I have to be on the dummy grid.


Makes sense!

[nodrog]

I like little boys!

Makes sense.

[IkieBikie]

Makes sense. I like little boys too

Since you have quoted me and changed what I said - like I have just done, are you actually saying you like little boys??

[Danger Dave]

I've got an Aussie on the GSX this year. If you're in the same garage we can share P.B.F (pleasant bearded fellow) aka Brett Nolan from W Whites.

I've got first dips on P.B.F then you can have once we are ready to go because sharing is caring :hug:

[nodrog]

Since you have quoted me and changed what I said - like I have just done, are you actually saying you like little boys??

Who doesn't?

[Metastable]

If you come race in western North America - let me know. I could help - depending on timing etc.... being from New Plymouth you probably know how the energy sector is..... sometimes you think you will be slow and it gets busy and other times it is the opposite. :D

[Jin]

I'd like a maid that i can bang. I can't pay you though. PM for more details.

[Shaun Harris]

If you come race in western North America - let me know. I could help - depending on timing etc.... being from New Plymouth you probably know how the energy sector is..... sometimes you think you will be slow and it gets busy and other times it is the opposite. :D


Cheers, but would only be heading that way for a guaranteed position mate, money disappears to fast when you are not earning

[Shaun Harris]

I'd like a maid that i can bang. I can't pay you though. PM for more details.


I have one of those, some people are polite and call them there wife though

[jellywrestler]

and all my mates here in Taranaki, are ......

In Jail

[Shaun Harris]

In Jail


Or should be

[sidecar bob]

I've got first dips on P.B.F then you can have once we are ready to go because sharing is caring :hug:

Lucky he's pleasant & bearded then, he's going to be spread fairly thin.