1996 Cagiva River 600 - not going - $0 or best donation

[Staticam]

It’s one of those projects I have… I have come to the realisation that it will never see fruition under my stewardship, so someone please take it of my hands.

It got put aside due what is believed to be a shot main bearing and leaking fork. When digging it out to clear the garage (moving house) I notice the brakes don’t function. Battery is dead.

Rego is on hold.

All of best donation goes to St John Ambulance.

Images are old. Bike is covered in much dust and spider poo.

[Askor]

*generic offer for $5 and a packet of chips*

In all seriousness, would you be able to arrange for someone to drop it off in Waikanae?

[Tazz]

Bugger it's a swim away. Nice one donating the proceeds though :niceone:

[Akzle]

*genuine* offer for 5 buck and a bag of chips

[JimO]

put it on the tard at $1 reserve you will get more than some old chips and a 5 buck note

[Tazz]

put it on the tard at $1 reserve you will get more than some old chips and a 5 buck note

Yeah, add in a headache and an hour answering insanely stupid questions :laugh:

[Akzle]

Yeah, add in a headache and an hour answering insanely stupid questions :laugh:

has it got rim tape? can i ride this home?

[JimO]

Yeah, add in a headache and an hour answering insanely stupid questions :laugh:
fuck the stupid questions are the best bit, beats watching shitland st

[Madness]

has it got rim tape?

Still bleeding?

[HenryDorsetCase]

Still bleeding?

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Anal-Ese-Desensitizer-5-Cherry/dp/B00172NYNU

You're welcome

[Madness]

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Anal-Ese-Desensitizer-5-Cherry/dp/B00172NYNU

You're welcome

Pfffft, South Islanders...

http://shop.countdown.co.nz/#url=/Shop/ProductDetails%3FStockcode%3D93530%26name%3Dhomebr and-spread-margarine%26search%3Dmargarine

[Staticam]

I can deliver as far as Levin, thereafter negotiable.

I wish the River was as fast as this thread went downhill, still it did have a mighty backfire :spanking:

[AllanB]

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Anal-Ese-Desensitizer-5-Cherry/dp/B00172NYNU

You're welcome

Two really disturbing things about that link:

1. you presumably knew it even existed! ( you are a lawyer right? - maybe offer a free tube when you send out your monthly accounts? ) Sorry could not resist.

2. the below selling point!


Cherry flavored so your partner can enjoy you in every way


Yep - because I often go the bakery and ask if they have any shit and cherry flavored cookies.

[awa355]

The bike is quite a nice looking machine. (under the spider shit and dirt.)

[Askor]

Since no-one's making any offers I'll start the bidding at $100 + beer money for delivery

[Staticam]

Askor, it looks like it could be yours (unless there is a late challenger). I'll be going past Waikanae on Friday night...

[Staticam]

I don’t wish to bourdon anyone with this beast and Askor’s garage has run out of room so we are letting his commendable bid slide.

I’ll give it a couple of more days here and if there are no takers it’ll be off to tardme.

Apart from being a good looking bike it has: Hard panniers, Brembo brakes, Ducati Monster‘ish muffler and wheels…
All for a donation to St Johns.

[Tazz]

If only I was a better swimmer :laugh:

[Ender EnZed]

I don’t wish to bourdon anyone with this beast and Askor’s garage has run out of room so we are letting his commendable bid slide.

I’ll give it a couple of more days here and if there are no takers it’ll be off to tardme.

Apart from being a good looking bike it has: Hard panniers, Brembo brakes, Ducati Monster‘ish muffler and wheels…
All for a donation to St Johns.

I'll match Askor's bid of $100 + beer money for delivery in Wellington.

[GSW]

If I only had $150... and I would pick up :(
Actually I would swap you for some fat boy RST leather pants .... lol

[Staticam]

I'll match Askor's bid of $100 + beer money for delivery in Wellington.

Deal done. St John Ambulance has a bit more gas in the tank and the Cagiva is off to its new owner.