Your favourite drink?

[ManDownUnder]

OK - I was blessed enough to spend HOURS AND HOURS on planes lately, and during that time I did my best to sample a number of cocktails - all in the name of research of course.

My favourite... the Singapore Sling. Easy to drink... sneaky little bastard that is just SSSOOOOOO NICE!

1 1/2 ounce gin
1/2 ounce Cherry Herring brandy
1/4 ounce Cointreau
1/4 ounce Benedictine
4 ounces pineapple juice
1/2 ounce lime juice
1/3 ounce grenadine
dash bitters
How about you guys? Let's keep beer out of it... I'm curious about anything involving a recipe

[XTC]

I'm quite partial to water as it's dirt cheap :)

[hXc]

Root beer and L & P

[Sniper]

Southern Comfort, strait on ice

[SpeedyGirl]

[QUOTE=ManDownUnder]OK - I was blessed enough to spend HOURS AND HOURS on planes lately, and during that time I did my best to sample a number of cocktails - all in the name of research of course.

My favourite... the Singapore Sling. Easy to drink... sneaky little bastard that is just SSSOOOOOO NICE!

Try a Mai Tai next time.... sneaks up on ya :drinknsin

[Yarg]

had the famous Hawaiin mai tai , in Hawaii of course.
White Rum, dark rum,Coconut cream,Pineapple juice & something else but can't remember.
WAS VERY VERY nice!!!

[SpeedyGirl]

had the famous Hawaiin mai tai , in Hawaii of course.
White Rum, dark rum,Coconut cream,Pineapple juice & something else but can't remember.
WAS VERY VERY nice!!!


I spent a week by the hotel pool drinking those damn things (couln't leave the hotel, was on crutches) :brick: by the end of the day the hotel has to wheel me to my room :killingme .........Love them

[ManDownUnder]

I spent a week by the hotel pool drinking those damn things (couln't leave the hotel, was on crutches) :brick: by the end of the day the hotel has to wheel me to my room :killingme .........Love them

yup - those are the ones I like... easy to drink... good for a laugh and not too hard on the system.

[Flyingpony]

A cup of Coke Cola and juice from half a lemon.

[Postie]

a quick fuck followed by a screaming orgasm

[Odin]

b52's aren't bad and southern comford and sprite goes down quick too but is quite sweet.

I like snake bites : half cider, half lager and a dash of cranberry juice :apint:

[bugjuice]

brain hemorage
or arsnic. Live dangerously

[Biff]

My favourite... the Singapore Sling.

:clap: Good call. Followed closely by a Havana Club, fresh lime juice and full bodied coke.

[Sniper]

I like snake bites : half cider, half lager and a dash of cranberry juice :apint:

PAH, get a REAL snake bite from a gaboon viper. Thats better (worse) than any drink. The pain was excruitiating but the euphoria that the poison caused was fantastic.

Not recommended for those under 12 or with weak hearts.

[WildBoarMouse]

You can't beat a Ceaser...

1-2 shots Vodka
ice
Whichorestororesher sauce (scuse spelling :)
Tabasco sauce
S&P

And the secret ingredient.... Clamato Juice

Clam broth + Tomato juice = Clamato juice

For some strange reason... this drink only seems popular in it's home country of Canada... where you can buy 4L jugs of Clamato juice :)

Scarey at first... but addictive. Popular enough that Schmirnoff make a Ceaser RTD!!!

[bugjuice]

You can't beat a Ceaser...

1-2 shots Vodka
ice
Whichorestororesher sauce (scuse spelling :)
Tabasco sauce
S&P

And the secret ingredient.... Clamato Juice

Clam broth + Tomato juice = Clamato juice

For some strange reason... this drink only seems popular in it's home country of Canada... where you can buy 4L jugs of Clamato juice :)

Scarey at first... but addictive. Popular enough that Schmirnoff make a Ceaser RTD!!!
make it my way - secret ingredient - bugs juice... :drinkup:

[Sniper]

No BJ, thats Bad! :lol:

[ManDownUnder]

:clap: Good call. Followed closely by a Havana Club, fresh lime juice and full bodied coke.

you - me - pissed - soon

[ManDownUnder]

make it my way - secret ingredient - bugs juice... :drinkup:

mind if I supply my own?

[bugjuice]

mind if I supply my own?
that's just sick.

[ManDownUnder]

that's just sick.

:sick: yup... but I've heard I'd lose weight LOL (wretching my guts out for one thing).

Hey speaking of which... what's that bloody fruit they serve in Singapore that smells like warm cum? It's a yellow thing that you either love or hate (according to the people I had lunch with).

You're not allowed to take them on planes, or restaurants or all manner of places because they are so pungent.

I had it served to me for desert on sticky rice (which seemed strangely appropriate)...

[pyrocam]

hmm
as the coldkiwi boys (and girl) will know. im quite partial to L&P and a secret clear liquid consumed out of a small sipper bottle.

or jim beam and L&P... gross I hear you all say but dont knock it till you try it

[bugjuice]

:sick: yup... but I've heard I'd lose weight LOL (wretching my guts out for one thing).

Hey speaking of which... what's that bloody fruit they serve in Singapore that smells like warm cum? It's a yellow thing that you either love or hate (according to the people I had lunch with).

You're not allowed to take them on planes, or restaurants or all manner of places because they are so pungent.

I had it served to me for desert on sticky rice (which seemed strangely appropriate)...
lol.. ahh the chef special..?? Where you never actually get to see the 'fruit' who prep'd it for you.. was it just lightly 'drizzled' over the top?
I'd gag to even try eating that.. but a good test for the other half.. 'eat that luv.. and you'll be fine tonight..'

[Biff]

Hey speaking of which... what's that bloody fruit they serve in Singapore that smells like warm cum? It's a yellow thing that you either love or hate (according to the people I had lunch with).

You're not allowed to take them on planes, or restaurants or all manner of places because they are so pungent.


Durian? Absolutely rink a dink dink those things do.

[ManDownUnder]

lol.. ahh the chef special..?? Where you never actually get to see the 'fruit' who prep'd it for you.. was it just lightly 'drizzled' over the top?
I'd gag to even try eating that.. but a good test for the other half.. 'eat that luv.. and you'll be fine tonight..'

No - that was the 'salad dressing" - special chef's jus. I stayed away from that one (thank God)

Apparently it's like drinking egg white with salt and a touch of honey mixed in...

edit - it's called "durian" I found it on google searching for "Stinky" and "fuit"

[bugjuice]

No - that was the 'salad dressing" - special chef's jus. I stayed away from that one (thank God)

Apparently it's like drinking egg white with salt and a touch of honey mixed in...
lol.. is that what the TaiBoys say? Try eet mistah.. you like..? I like.. see..?

[CPB]

coke and v combo...or a lime thickshake...no alcohol required when you're this screwed in the head.

[WRT]

3/4 oz tequila
3/4 oz rum
3/4 oz gin
3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz triple sec
3/4 oz sour mix
splash cola

Shake liquors with sour mix. Pour in hurricane or tall glass. Add splash of cola and garnish with a lemon wedge.

From cocktails.com. Note "a splash" of cola - no more or you will ruin it! Dunno about the lemon wedge tho, thats a bit snooty for my likes . . . best place for them used to be Eastside on Shortland St (the road, not the show) they gave them to you in a brandy glass, with a bottle of coke so you could add as much (or as little) as you liked. Green rep for the first to name it . . .

[BNZ]

a whole lot of ice,
3/4 glass fag hill rum
1/2 glass coke

or the same with jager + redbull.

I hate pussy bar mixes. Why cant we get aussie doubles here?

[jrandom]

Im with MDU, the singapore sling is a winner. best place to go in orcland if your after one is the crow bar in wyndham street, in fact, crow bar's the best place to go for just about any cocktail downtown. tell Andy I said hi.

try their 'john gotti manhattan'. they have a xmas card sitting behind the bar from the man himself postmarked from the big house in NY state. apparently the crow was his hangout when he was in d'orc. tasty.

personally, after several bad experiences involving opening an envelope from american express a couple of weeks after handing it over and saying 'yeah, keep a tab' before joining my peeps and homies in a cosy corner and forgetting about it, I think that cocktails are just an inventive way of raping gold charge cards ten foot deep and sideways in dimly lit surroundings.

and anyway. when it comes down to it.

why would anyone want to spoil perfectly good whisky by dumping crap in it?

conversely why would anyone choose to drink anything other than whisky?

qed. cocktails are wank.

[WRT]

why would anyone want to spoil perfectly good whisky by dumping crap in it?


Agree with your sentiments - just had my duty free order arrive home yesterday afternoon, two bottles of Glenlivet, mmmm . . .

[ManDownUnder]

...why would anyone choose to drink anything other than whisky?

Because I don't like the stuff?

[Postie]

why would anyone want to spoil perfectly good whisky by dumping crap in it?

conversely why would anyone choose to drink anything other than whisky?



going by that quote, i just dumped some perfectly good whisky into my fish tank, thinking fish likes it, now the fuckers floating......... thanks

[Sniper]

going by that quote, i just dumped some perfectly good whisky into my fish tank, thinking fish likes it, now the fuckers floating......... thanks

You proberbly gave them the shite stuff.

[jrandom]

Because I don't like the stuff?

pussy.

:kick:

[ManDownUnder]

You proberbly gave them the shite stuff.

Should have given them sake... it goes well with fish...

[Sniper]

pussy.

:kick:

Lol.... Although Im not a huge fan of some whiskeys

[ManDownUnder]

...pussy...

now THAT I like!

[jrandom]

now THAT I like!

mrreeeoowww.

purr.

[ManDownUnder]

I feel a BJ approaching...

[Sniper]

Seems Ms Fish likes most erotic talk.

[jrandom]

Seems Ms Fish likes most erotic talk.

oh, you have no idea.

[ManDownUnder]

oh, you have no idea.

hmmm - me thinks you and I will get along JUST fine...

[Sniper]

oh, you have no idea.

Really, I seem to have most the ladies on the site flirting with me. Care to join? :bleh:

[ManDownUnder]

Really, I seem to have most the ladies on the site flirting with me. Care to join? :bleh:

I figure if we both keep it up it's got to attract attention sooner or later - no?

:eek:

[jrandom]

Really, I seem to have most the ladies on the site flirting with me.

be careful you don't catch anything.

[ManDownUnder]

be careful you don't catch anything.

LOL kinda ironic comment considering your handle

[jrandom]

ironic comment considering your handle

I see that the master of subtlety can be relied upon to chime in with the bleedin' obvious.

[Postie]

I see that the master of subtlety can be relied upon to chime in with the bleedin' obvious.
is obvious a word?

[ManDownUnder]

I see that the master of subtlety can be relied upon to chime in with the bleedin' obvious.

Yeah yeah LOL - you got me (dammit)

[Sniper]

be careful you don't catch anything.

I won't, I try and use as much protection as possible. My looks usually suffice.

[jrandom]

I won't, I try and use as much protection as possible. My looks usually suffice.

yes, I can tell the insecure male kbers.

their profile pics are of their bike with nobody sitting on it.

[Sniper]

Nice call, but I have few if any chinks in my armour for offences. Besides, I have no intention of being caught on film,, I believe it will steal my soul.

[bugjuice]

yes, I can tell the insecure male kbers.

their profile pics are of their bike with nobody sitting on it.
so you look like a cartoon on a kids trike?
you've all gone a smidge off topic, ay?

[placidfemme]

Nice call, but I have few if any chinks in my armour for offences. Besides, I have no intention of being caught on film,, I believe it will steal my soul.

just like Lobengula (sp)... only one picture of him... ever...

[jrandom]

so you look like a cartoon on a kids trike?

no, really, I do look a lot like that.

[ManDownUnder]

just like Lobengula (sp)... only one picture of him... ever...

is he Caligula's friend?

[WRT]

yes, I can tell the insecure male kbers.

their profile pics are of their bike with nobody sitting on it.

Well, considering Sniper's the "lonely guy" maybe it was he couldnt find anyone to hold the camera?

Me, I just dont have an excuse, but if you look real close at my avatar, you can just about see my reflection . . . if you squint, cock your head on one side, and turn up the brightness on your monitor . . .

Helps if you poke out your tongue too.

[jrandom]

if you look real close at my avatar, you can just about see my reflection . . . if you squint, cock your head on one side, and turn up the brightness on your monitor . . .

you're gorgeous. take me now.

[WRT]

you're gorgeous. take me now.

LOL - sorry ma'am, but I think thats YOUR reflection you are seeing ;)

[Postie]

you're gorgeous. take me now.
your in WRT, monday is fresh fish day (hope she showers)

[placidfemme]

is he Caligula's friend?

Who is Caligula?

lol I didn't pay much attention in history... but Lobengula was the chief of either the Matablele/Shona or part Zulu tribe in old Zimbabwe/Rhodesia... his witch doctor advisor told him that cameras would steal his soul...

[jrandom]

Who is Caligula?

emperor dude and pop culture icon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080491/).


lol I didn't pay much attention in history... but Lobengula was the chief of either the Matablele/Shona or part Zulu tribe...

well, you were obviously listening at one point or another! :p

[ManDownUnder]

Who is Caligula?

lol I didn't pay much attention in history... but Lobengula was the chief of either the Matablele/Shona or part Zulu tribe in old Zimbabwe/Rhodesia... his witch doctor advisor told him that cameras would steal his soul...

See fish's post - that's the dude. Not a fun guy to be around if he decided he'd get his jollies at your expense...

Lobengula's a new name to me - learn something every day (and now I guess I can turn my brain off!)
MDU

[placidfemme]

well, you were obviously listening at one point or another! :p

not really lol... I only know that much from reading Wilbur Smith books... and partly pretending to pay attention in history...

Wilbur Smiths two series (the Courtney and Ballantyne series) have a lot of very accurate (even includes real names like Mugabe and the such) history...

[placidfemme]

See fish's post - that's the dude. Not a fun guy to be around if he decided he'd get his jollies at your expense...

Lobengula's a new name to me - learn something every day (and now I guess I can turn my brain off!)
MDU

our brains have an on/off switch?

*hasn't been able to locate my "on" switch yet* :doobey:

[strayjuliet]

I like anything top shelf as in spirits, I mainly drink Jim Beam or Southern Comfort, very nice on the rocks or with a hint of L&p.

[placidfemme]

eh suppose I shouldn't hijack the thread... my fav drink... simple... "V" but if you mean alcoholic type drink... then Jack Daniels n coke :) yay bourbons... or amarula... or sambuka...

[jrandom]

Wilbur Smiths two series (the Courtney and Ballantyne series) have a lot of very accurate (even includes real names like Mugabe and the such) history...

are they any good?

I have a Wilbur Smith book or two sitting around that I've sort of inherited, but Ive always sort of ignored them for some reason. getting into a new author is one of those things that requires a certain amount of courage and energy.

should I take a punt on WS then?

segueing back to the Ities, I just started on umberto eco...

these romans are crazy.

[edit: yeah, sorry about the hijack. um... FECK! DRINK!]

[Storm]

Jim Beam and Coke

[placidfemme]

are they any good?

I have a Wilbur Smith book or two sitting around that I've sort of inherited, but Ive always sort of ignored them for some reason. getting into a new author is one of those things that requires a certain amount of courage and energy.

should I take a punt on WS then?

Off Topic but... yeah WS book's are good... I only like the ones that are about africa... the rest IMO are kinda boring and typcial...

[jrandom]

I only like the ones that are about africa...

ah, Africa... (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/)

sorry. couldnt resist.

[Sniper]

Fuckit, Kenya isn't realy Africa

[WINJA]

ROYAL CROWN PREMIUM DRAFT COLA ON ICE IN A COLD GLASS , I DONT DRINK ALCOHOL

[NC]

I like Long Island Ice Teas, pina coladas and tripe 6's.

[NC]

ah, Africa... (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/)

sorry. couldnt resist.
Free snorkel with every visit :killingme

[WINJA]

I like Long Island Ice Teas,gravy,milkshakes,luke warm lard, pina coladas and tripe 6's.
NO WONDER YOUR A FAT HO , YOU SHOULD STICK TO WATER

[NC]

NO WONDER YOUR A FAT HO , YOU SHOULD STICK TO WATER
YOu forgot cum

[WINJA]

YOu forgot cum
OH NO ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE , SOME GUYS WOULD DOWN GRADE THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT TO GET ONE OF THOSE

[NC]

OH NO ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE , SOME GUYS WOULD DOWN GRADE THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT TO GET ONE OF THOSE
Yeha, most do.

There's dust storms in your ball sacks though. Fucken Antarctica has nothing on you.

[HDTboy]

Jagermeister and Red Bull, it's the ultimate boogie juice and goes down easy

[WINJA]

Yeha, most do.

Fucken Antarctica has nothing on you.
CHEERS WIDE RIDE ,IS THAT CAUSE IM SO COOL?

[SlashWylde]

Favourite drink? Generally Whiskey and Beer.

More specifically Leffe Brun Belgian beer and Either Bushmills 10yr old or Jameson 12yr old.

Otherwise Speights and Jack Daniels if I'm partying.

[NC]

CHEERS WIDE RIDE ,IS THAT CAUSE IM SO COOL?
If you are that fat cunt on the street magic I used to see riding up and down queen st a couple of years ago, then NO.

Ps. Antartica is the dryest place on earth, it hasn't rained there in 30,000 years

[WINJA]

If you are that fat cunt on the street magic I used to see riding up and down queen st a couple of years ago, then NO.
WHICH FAT CUNT , THERE WAS 4 OF US THAT WERE FAT AND IM AT THE LOWER END OF THE FAT SCALE , MY MAGIC IS BLACK

[NC]

WHICH FAT CUNT , THERE WAS 4 OF US THAT WERE FAT AND IM AT THE LOWER END OF THE FAT SCALE , MY MAGIC IS BLACK
HAHA! I fucken knew it! :motu: :motu:

[placidfemme]

lol

*sits back and watches with amusment*

[NC]

lol

*sits back and watches with amusment*
I'm laughing my tits off!

I know who he is :killingme

[WINJA]

HAHA! I fucken knew it! :motu: :motu:
THATS RIGHT IM THE DANGEROUS ONE

[WINJA]

I'm laughing my tits off!

I know who he is :killingme
IF YOU REALLY KNOW ME YOUD KNOW WHAT WINJA IS

[NC]

THATS RIGHT IM THE DANGEROUS ONE

Jigsaw.................

[WINJA]

Jigsaw.................
FUCK NO , THAT GUY IS NOTHING LIKE ME .
LANCE LOWE GAVE HIM THAT NICKNAME JIGSAW

[NC]

IF YOU REALLY KNOW ME YOUD KNOW WHAT WINJA IS
Maybe I should refrase that too...

I've seen your fat arse going around town doing wheelies everywhere. I thought it was you.

I was quite entertaining watching you lot. Too bad it's you

[NC]

FUCK NO , THAT GUY IS NOTHING LIKE ME .
LANCE LOWE GAVE HIM THAT NICKNAME JIGSAW
But you know who he is though, and he used to park up at the same place


Ew he hit on me in Mt Eden MC's..that gives me nightmares

[WINJA]

Maybe I should refrase that too...

I've seen your fat arse going around town doing wheelies everywhere. I thought it was you.

I was quite entertaining watching you lot. Too bad it's you
YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY SKILLS, YOUD HAVE TO HAVE A SCOOTER TO KNOW WHAT WE REALLY GOT UP TO

[NC]

FUCK NO , THAT GUY IS NOTHING LIKE ME .
LANCE LOWE GAVE HIM THAT NICKNAME JIGSAW
Ah and you used to be a darby st boy, am I right?

[WINJA]

Maybe I should refrase that too...

I've seen your fat arse going around town doing wheelies everywhere. I thought it was you.

I was quite entertaining watching you lot. Too bad it's you
YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY SKILLS, YOUD HAVE TO HAVE A SCOOTER TO KNOW WHAT WE REALLY GOT UP TO .
CMON WHAT IS WINJA? SEE YOU DONT KNOW ME

[NC]

YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY SKILLS, YOUD HAVE TO HAVE A SCOOTER TO KNOW WHAT WE REALLY GOT UP TO .
CMON WHAT IS WINJA? SEE YOU DONT KNOW ME
Duh thats why I said 'refrase'..

[NC]

YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY SKILLS, YOUD HAVE TO HAVE A SCOOTER TO KNOW WHAT WE REALLY GOT UP TO .

Picking up trannies?

[WINJA]

Picking up trannies?
HEY EASY , THATS YOUR MUM NOT A TRANNY

[NC]

HEY EASY , THATS YOUR MUM NOT A TRANNY
Fuck off, Mum was always down at the country club earning her keep