The rise and fall of DangerousBastard

[Madness]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=11554836

[scumdog]

He was a fun guy!

[Hitcher]

"Greensleeves" will never be the same.

[PrincessBandit]

Hmmm, I'm pretty sure Steve (cookmysock) would be wondering why you think it's him - although there was a very similar story a while back.

[EJK]

I don't see any ice cream truck.

[jasonu]

Bloody jafas!!!

[tri boy]

It will go international.:eek:

[Madness]

Bloody jafas!!!

He's from Edgecumbe.

[nodrog]

Hmmm, I'm pretty sure Steve (cookmysock) would be wondering why you think it's him - although there was a very similar story a while back.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-daily-post/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503438&objectid=11062364

[willytheekid]

:crazy:...This is why I stopped trying to put wings on the bike :yes:

[WNJ]

He's from Edgecumbe.. :facepalm: Explains a lot :shutup:

[Hitcher]

Compose a limerick using the starting line:

"An Edgecumbe paraglider called Steve..."

If the best entry is really good, a prize will be awarded. Knock yourselves out!

[Tazz]

An Edgecumbe paraglider called Steve,
A graceful landing he could not achieve.
"This tree was not here,
When I stared from the air"
He claims from the amongst the leaves.

[mashman]

An Edgecumbe paraglider called Steve
Thought through the trees he could weave
He yanked on the left riser
Knocked out 2 incisors
And now dispenses icecream from trees

[Voltaire]

An Edgecumbe paraglider called Steve~
His stories were hard to believe'
He reached for the sky:
ice creamed out why ;
his glider now needs to retrieve>

[JimO]

an Edgecume paraglider called Steve
hes a cnut
fukkem
thankyou

[Swoop]

A mentally challenged boy named Steve,
Said "a paraglider he'd never need",
To enlighten his cloistered view,
About what intelligent people already knew,
Turned out to be just a mental patient from Taupo.

[PrincessBandit]

an Edgecume paraglider called Steve
hes a cnut
fukkem
thankyou

Limmerick not haiku!

[nodrog]

An Edgecumbe paraglider called Steve,
made all the young Ladies heave,
the dumb little fuck,
got out of his icecream truck,
and tried to molest a tree with his doodle.

[Banditbandit]

haiku!

Gesundheit !!!

[Banditbandit]

An Edgecumbe paraglider called Steve...

Had a small but annoying little peev

When up in the air

He couldn't "go" there ...

So he looked to the trees to relieve ...

[TheDemonLord]

Limmerick not haiku!

Flying Kiwibiker
Collision!
Dangling in trees.

[Voltaire]

Their wunce waz a mod kalled Hitcha,
Whu was known as a gammer bitcher,
if your spellin is rong, makes a dance and a song
and infrakz if you inbed a pitcher

:yawn:

[Banditbandit]

A paraglider from Edgecombe called Steve

Had a member a joy to percieve

All the women in town

Said, when Steve came aroun'

Oh Steve .. Oh Steve Oh Steve Oh Steve