Look up your bum, sir?

[JimO]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoscopy, all good, nothing to it, if you are over 50 have cancer in the family go to your doc and get er done. My dad died of bowel cancer aged 53, my sister died of cancer aged 57, my brother just had a op to remove a thing from his bowel that wasnt cancerous yet but would be if left long enough so you chaps dont worry about it and do it

[Katman]

Did they find your gerbil?

[husaberg]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoskopy, all good, nothing to it, if you are over 50 have cancer in the family go to your doc and get er done. My dad died of bowel cancer aged 53, my sister died of cancer aged 57, my brother just had a op to remove a thing from his bowel that wasnt cancerous yet but would be if left long enough so you chaps dont worry about it and do it

Pics or it never happened...................<_<

In all seriousness though, People need to talk about this stuff myself I have lost two grandfathers and three Uncles plus two young male cousins to cancer.

[JimO]

Did they find your gerbil?
no but they did find that torch i lost years ago

[Akzle]

what the fuck cunt

[JimO]

what the fuck cuntof everybody on here you would probaly benefit the most from having somebody look up your agnes

[Moi]

Some years ago I had a surgeon do the same to me... all was nice and clean and pink looking and I was given photos as well! Anyhow, at the time I was on study leave from the school I was on the staff of and the day of my examination was also the day of a rather formal morning tea to which I was expected to attend. After being given the all-clear I was driven to the school and arrived in time to find a comfy seat in the staffroom and was enjoying a coffee and good chat with several colleagues when the guest of the school - none other than the then PM, Helen Clark, came over to ask how study was going. It was also at the moment that the bowel decided that keeping in all the air the surgeon had pumped in to expand everything so it was easier to see round inside was all too much...

Later I learnt that peppermints, especially Odd Fellows, work a treat on gaseous intestines...

[Berries]

I had a prostate exam the other week. All was good until I realised the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders.

[gsxr]

My doctor has a large inspection finger so I aint letting him do that again

[Kickaha]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoskopy, all good, nothing to it,

Had the same about a year back along with a gastroscopy as well, they did the colonoscopy first so I hope like fuck they used different cameras

I did quite enjoy whatever the drugs they gave me were though

[Laava]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT-b1qXznKI&sns=em

[Bikemad]

of everybody on here you would probaly benefit the most from having somebody look up your agnes

no need for him to get someone else to look up there..........he does a visual up there on a daily basis..........

[Erelyes]

I had a doctor give me a rectal inspection once. No shit.

[oldrider]

I had a doctor give me a rectal inspection once. No shit.

Well not if you did your prep correctly but Johnny Cash would have made an impression with his "Ring of Fire"! :sunny:

[EJK]

just had a prostate test.it aint pleasant .. the doc told me to take my pants down.and bend over...felt his finger go in my backside.then i felt 2 arms on my shoulder...WTF..SHIT Happens




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[Moi]

Well not if you did your prep correctly but Johnny Cash would have made an impression with his "Ring of Fire"! :sunny:

Had he eaten a hot curry?

[Akzle]

no need for him to get someone else to look up there..........he does a visual up there on a daily basis..........

dontcha know. It's all digital now days.

(pun alert)

[Akzle]

just had a prostate test.it aint pleasant .. the doc told me to take my pants down.and bend over...felt his finger go in my backside.then i felt 2 arms on my shoulder...WTF..SHIT Happens




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didnt get any clues when you asked where to leave your pants, and he said "over there by mine"?

[haydes55]

This post has done more for prostate cancer awareness than going on a blue ribbon ride or buying blue undies etc

[Big Dog]

My mother and father died relatively young from cancer in the bowels and other associated areas.

As such I get the hose every 5 years.

Prevention is way better than cure though. Maintaining a high fibre diet and a good sense of humour is just as important.

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[Big Dog]

I have to concur the drugs last time were pretty good.
Previous round was no drugs and a little awkward.

Still I'd rather wall funny for a few hours once every 5 years (2 when in get to 45) than go through what my dad did.

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[eldog]

This post has done more for prostate cancer awareness than going on a blue ribbon ride or buying blue undies etc

I cant understand blue/pink/etc ribbon rides

I am aware of what they represent

I think we need more like this thread so people don't fear having a test before its too late.
What it is, whats involved etc.

We all fear going to the dentist (the $) but mostly we all go.
In these cases because you cant see it, most people ignore it, but for a few that don't can be disarsterious. (pun)

A very good friend of mine, his father died from pancreatic cancer (I think this is correct)
He knew this and followed through and got tested regularily, and YES they found it too.
He has survived after some major surgery and a long time. He has survived.

I have spoken to my doc and he has me on his sights :eek5::gob:

[eldog]

I have to concur the drugs last time were pretty good.
Still I'd rather walk funny for a few hours.

I picked up a patient recently, who was overjoyed that I had turned up (I had no other option)
They got the patients signature etc, who was still in a VERY HAPPY state, still had all facilities.

15 minutes later - patient had no recollection of the previous hour or of me arriving etc.

Felt a bit pissed they had gained a patients signature that things were OK, before the drug effects had worn off(short term memory loss - its a side effect).

What I know now, I will wait that 15-30 minutes just to see them come right before signature and heading off.

Yeah that 15 minutes was funny though and they don't remember a thing. :laugh:

[98tls]

Ok yesterday i had a colonoscopy, all good, nothing to it, if you are over 50 have cancer in the family go to your doc and get er done. My dad died of bowel cancer aged 53, my sister died of cancer aged 57, my brother just had a op to remove a thing from his bowel that wasnt cancerous yet but would be if left long enough so you chaps dont worry about it and do it

Shit like this is why i hate the fucking internet...fuck ya.

[98tls]

just had a prostate test.it aint pleasant .. the doc told me to take my pants down.and bend over...felt his finger go in my backside.then i felt 2 arms on my shoulder...WTF..SHIT Happens




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Shit like this is why i hate it more...fuck you to....as if cancer wasnt bad enough it seems some kind of faggot exam is :sick::sick: the way to avoid it.A few in my family have suffered through the cancer thing with different results,having spent plenty of time with em i still have to wonder whats worse even with the worst outcome...silly no doubt but no matter how many times i read that:facepalm:

[eldog]

Shit like this is why i hate the fucking internet...fuck ya.

Sometimes we need to be reminded we arent invincible.

Yes some of the tests/exams arent nice but worth it if problems found.

You can always ignore it, thats one great thing about the internet you an turn it off, or plan/go for a ride.:niceone:


Pity more people dont take the run on the road then fall on your hands - a good test to see if you need gloves.

[98tls]

Sometimes we need to be reminded we arent invincible.

You can always ignore it, thats one great thing about the internet you an turn it off, or plan/go for a ride.:niceone:

Plenty of times in my life ive been reminded that i am not...will add that as we are indeed supposedly on a motorcycle forum that some of the most memorable are the times between knowing i had stretched a boundry or 2 on 2 wheels and the result of doing so....doesnt much help with the thought of whats required re the thread though.

[Akzle]

as a srsly note.

There's afaik been no link between digital prostate exams and an increase of cancer detection.

Just a whole lot of doctors that want to finger your asshole.


As to colonoscopies, they're not exactly routine unless you're medically disposed toward cancer, innit.

[jasonu]

as a srsly note.

There's afaik been no link between digital prostate exams and an increase of cancer detection.

Just a whole lot of doctors that want to finger your asshole while they put their hand in your wallet.


As to colonoscopies, they're not exactly routine unless you're medically disposed toward cancer, innit.

fixed it for ya.

[pritch]

dontcha know. It's all digital now days.



Yeah, when the doctor says digital he means a whole different thing to the TV salesman.

[Swoop]

Did they find your gerbil?
No, but according to the medical records your fingerprints were found. Detectives will be calling by for a chat with you tomorrow.


...the then PM, Helen Clark, came over to ask how study was going. It was also at the moment that the bowel decided that keeping in all the air the surgeon had pumped in to expand everything so it was easier to see round inside was all too much...
Most excellent! Well done indeed!

Just a whole lot of doctors that want to finger your asshole.
Top Tip: Save the time and $$'s of a Doctor's rectal examination, by simply using the Customs' inspectors when returning to NZ.
The question of "Anything to declare Sir?" should be responded to with the statement "Yes, you are a fucking ugly cunt, where's the exit door?".