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slofox
8th January 2016, 16:41
My grand-daughter made this today. She turned 6 last Sunday. She takes after her maternal grandmother...(god save us all.) :facepalm:.
Paper, scissors, cellotape a pen and some glue. Papa watched in awe. This kid sees in 3d...

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Moi
8th January 2016, 16:45
You'd better change your by-line to "Proud Old Bastard"...
F5 Dave
8th January 2016, 19:59
Cute kid. I'm typing this lying in bed trying to get my daughter to sleep. She sees in 4D at least 2 of which aren't the same as the rest of us.
AllanB
8th January 2016, 21:03
Very cool.


My 13 year on son recently told me he was 12th in NZ for knife kills on some PlayStation game he plays. Such a proud moment for me :niceone:
awa355
8th January 2016, 22:29
Very cool.


My 13 year on son recently told me he was 12th in NZ for knife kills on some PlayStation game he plays. Such a proud moment for me :niceone:

The other eleven all live in Sth Auckland??
eldog
8th January 2016, 22:32
The other eleven all live in Sth Auckland??

Yeah, it might be 11, us Sth Aklders can't count past 10 run'd out of fingers:banana:
eldog
8th January 2016, 22:36
She turned 6. Papa watched in awe.

Good to see such skills in the youngsters, a young builder/architect maybe....
Akzle
9th January 2016, 05:26
The other eleven all live in Sth Auckland??

nonono.
"on playstation"
nzspokes
9th January 2016, 06:02
nonono.
"stole playstation"

Fixed for you
Akzle
9th January 2016, 06:11
My grand-daughter made this today. She turned 6 last Sunday. She takes after her maternal grandmother...(god save us all.) :facepalm:.
Paper, scissors, cellotape a pen and some glue. Papa watched in awe. This kid sees in 3d...


going to have to buy her an angle grinder and a welder for her birthday!
Akzle
9th January 2016, 06:15
Good to see such skills in the youngsters, a young builder/architect maybe....

dont even start that architect crap! Should be banned. Impossibuild shit.
Drew
9th January 2016, 06:30
Good to see such skills in the youngsters, a young builder/architect maybe....

Architects are cunts. Every single one of them!
Grumph
9th January 2016, 06:46
Architects are cunts. Every single one of them!

I knew one who gave it up to become a cop....I told him he just wanted to be able to enforce compliance with his drawings. He claimed being a cop paid better...

Slofox - I blame this sort of thing on over exposure to home renovation shows on TV. Get her name down for series 20 of The Block NZ....
eldog
9th January 2016, 08:53
going to have to buy her an angle grinder and a welder for her birthday!

Santa/Akzle will have to deliver a gas axe and hammer for Xmas
nodrog
9th January 2016, 09:17
is it a Christchurch house?
AllanB
9th January 2016, 10:40
My older brother is a architect - never though too much about it until I started dealing with them through the CHCH rebuild ..... they often struggle with the reality of their design engagement having to meet a defined budget .........
Akzle
9th January 2016, 10:57
My older brother is a architect..... they often struggle with reality.

and material properties, physics, common sense, the time space continuum....
Banditbandit
14th January 2016, 15:47
Yeah, it might be 11, us Sth Aklders can't count past 10 run'd out of fingers:banana:

That's what jandals are for ...
eldog
14th January 2016, 16:31
That's what jandals are for ...

so now I can count to ............ 12. <_<

maybe I could count higher if I took dem off?
Swoop
14th January 2016, 20:49
Architects are cunts. Every single one of them!
Very profound. Also accurate.

is it a Christchurch house?
Nope. The latest Auckland house. 1:1 scale.

...they often struggle with the reality of their design engagement having to meet a defined budget .........
Every "architect" is intent on building a monument to their own greatness. Nothing more.
If you want something sensible, get a draftsman.
Banditbandit
15th January 2016, 09:39
so now I can count to ............ 12. <_<

maybe I could count higher if I took dem off?

Shallow gene pool ???
eldog
15th January 2016, 16:22
Shallow gene pool ???

Nah, I can count to twelve just using my hands.
My genes all hanging on the line
awa355
15th January 2016, 19:58
so now I can count to ............ 12. <_<

maybe I could count higher if I took dem off?

You take your jandals off, so you can count your toes. You should be able to count up to 20 that way. :drool:
Moi
15th January 2016, 20:03
You take your jandals off, so you can count your toes. You should be able to count up to 20 that way. :drool:

Only if you're careful with the axe...:eek5:
eldog
15th January 2016, 20:34
Got me a stolen chainsaw, axe is way too slow

Just wait a minute, if I took off me jandals I could count to, just wait a minute while I figure this out.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5......6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ..... 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, jandal, 21, jandal 22.
23 chainsaw , 24 ax.

see I am no dummy, 25 mbike
Laava
22nd January 2016, 21:10
My oldest grandson who is 2 1/2yrs had us rolling on the floor today. He was playing with a train set that had Thomas and a station with the fat controller. As he was giving a running commentary, he called the station master the fuckentroller. We sniggered at that and I pointed out to him that the controller was fat and so he was the fat controller. The fat fuckentroller he said and we couldn't argue anymore!