Caption Contest

[rastuscat]

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Sometimes I wonder why I do this to myself.

Bring it on.

[Katman]

Look at me, look at me!!!

[tigertim20]

Heil hitler!!!

[bogan]

Captions smaptions.

[AllanB]

And the sea parted and hundreds of North Island motorcyclists motored to the South Island to experience their glorious roads.

[Madness]

:doobey::doobey:

[rastuscat]

"Yes Brothers, the 4 kmh tolerance will slash the road toll as far as the eye can see."

Well, that's the corporate line anyway.

[Oakie]

And I gave him the special KB wave like this and then we stopped and had a hug.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I find your lack of faith disturbing

[Moi]

When I'm on point duty I make sure my underarm antiperspirant is still working...

[Kornholio]

The long flabby underarm of the law!

[rastuscat]

When I'm on point duty I make sure my underarm antiperspirant is still working...

Point duty is one thing I miss.

The old traffic cops made an art of it. Today's cops have lost the art.

[J.A.W.]

Point duty is one thing I miss.

The old traffic cops made an arse of it. Today's cops are all arse.

Get it right..

[Oakie]

Point duty is one thing I miss.

The old traffic cops made an art of it. Today's cops have lost the art.

Sure you've seen this but I just laughed all over again. http://www.autoblog.com/2011/06/15/traffic-cop-at-isle-of-man-tt-shows-lighter-side-of-policing/

[J.A.W.]

Point 'n' squirt duty - is one thing I miss.

The old traffic cops made an arse of it. Today's cops are all arse.

Get it right.. FFS..

[deerworrier]

.....
ich habe die endgültige Lösung für das Problem, Motorrad und es soll thorugh bis zum Ende zu sehen......

[Moi]

Sure you've seen this but I just laughed all over again. http://www.autoblog.com/2011/06/15/traffic-cop-at-isle-of-man-tt-shows-lighter-side-of-policing/

and he's wearing a proper policeman's helmet...

[BMWGSER]

There's the door Guys if Ya don't write enough tickets.

[Akzle]

...and if the bakery there is closed, carry on down the street and dunkin donuts is on the left.

[5150]

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Cuntstable Keith reminds his officers to blow on the pies............. :nono::Police:

[rastuscat]

Cuntstable Keith reminds his officers to blow on the pies............. :nono::Police:

Safer communities together, always blow on yer pie.

[ellipsis]

...having run out of citations I had to grab the dangerous criminal biker by the throat, like this, after all she was doing 105kph, sir...

[RGVforme]

......Post police chase briefing.......

......."And by the time I booted the hooker out and got my fly done up sir they had gone that way".....

[Swoop]

"All the tinfoil-hat wearers over into that corner of the room!"

[5150]

After 12 months off company doughnuts Rastus is showing off his new figure.... errr beer gut. Look, I can almost zip my vest all the way up.

[Grubber]

I'll take bids of $10 a time, do we have $30 to start me off, yes we a $20 over there for the little white transistor in the corner.

God now we have run out of dope to sell we need to get this money for the Policemans Balls:Police::Police::Police::Police:

[mashman]

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here's my handle and here's my spout.

[rambaldi]

Okay, we have 4 as the number after 2 over here. Any other suggestions?

[Stirts]

'Everyday I'm Trufflin'

[awa355]

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Sometimes I wonder why I do this to myself.

Bring it on.

"This is your last chance!"

[Big Dog]

[[/ATTACH]

Sometimes I wonder why I do this to myself.

Bring it on.

Better work stories:
... so I said to him "If you are going to be difficult I will just need you to bend over while I carry out a search for illegal drugs"...

[Laava]

A upane ka upane whiti te ra!

[HenryDorsetCase]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

Clearly the gun has been photoshopped out of the picture to not offend the woofters. Surprised they didnt photoshop a radio in instead. Or a donut ...

[J.A.W.]

Re: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nigga sez Whaaa?

[Akzle]

Nigga sez Whaaa?

your kidding right?

[willytheekid]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=318954&d=1453192728

The pricks on a Red Honda lads...usually has the front wheel bout this high off the ground:laugh:

...club viciously, or if possible, shoot to kill!:blink:

[Banditbandit]

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" ... and the dried weed we picked up yesterday is available to my left ..."

[J.A.W.]

your kidding right?

Pop reference to Sam L. Jackson's character in T.Q.'s 'Pulp Fiction' wherein he makes an issue out of that biblical rant & saying 'what'..

Also as a caption.. being a potential reaction to a cop pointing..

( By chance 'Hot Shots' was on TV last night, so I watched it - at your recommendation, & yeah, some clever shit worth a laff, there)..

[caspernz]

Saluting wiz zee wrong hand!! Schweinhund :brick:

[rastuscat]

All reference to Nazi symbolism is purely coincidental.

No ethnic groups were harmed in the production of this photo.

[5150]

Rustus... You are a one very fugly khant......