Can I count on your vote?

[Clunge Bucket]

Got all the signatures and financial backing I need so I will be running for mayor.

Who is going to vote for me?

[eldog]

Who is going to vote for me?

You would have my vote if your running against Madness :drinknsin:corn:

[Voltaire]

If its Mayor of some Pommy place you have my vote.

[Moi]

If its Mayor of some Pommy place you have my vote.

Whitby?? :innocent:

[The End]

The only person I would ever vote for is Akzle.

The hero this city and nation needs.


(ps. did I get the colour right?)

[Swoop]

Got all the signatures and financial backing I need so I will be running for mayor.

Who is going to vote for me?

First: Where's the poll?

Now... I had considered Goff for the role. It appears now, that he is another retard following direction without due intelligence.
This bullshit of "road taxing" for more of what the residents have already paid for, is not going to happen.

[Virago]

Got all the signatures and financial backing I need so I will be running for mayor.

Who is going to vote for me?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003893581/1044493416_5092a_ORIG_5430558755_attention_whore_3 00x231_xlarge_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

[bogan]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003893581/1044493416_5092a_ORIG_5430558755_attention_whore_3 00x231_xlarge_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

Speaking of which, have we got a mod to check IPs to see whose alt it is?

[Swoop]

Speaking of which, have we got a mod to check IPs to see whose alt it is?

Are you referring to jaw?
Surely a new member can't be that mentally retarded? My bet is going for either a second SuckMyCockMan's login, or Skidmark is back. Failing that, it might be DangerousBastard.

<_<

[bogan]

Are you referring to jaw?
Surely a new member can't be that mentally retarded? My bet is going for either a second SuckMyCockMan's login, or Skidmark is back. Failing that, it might be DangerousBastard.

<_<

I'd been thinking that first option too, but the focus on pommy 'culture' and the over-intense dislike of Madness (considering the short term) suggests another (recently ex'd)poster.

[husaberg]

Are you referring to jaw?
Surely a new member can't be that mentally retarded? My bet is going for either a second SuckMyCockMan's login, or Skidmark is back. Failing that, it might be DangerousBastard.

<_<

instead of using that users Name why not just post this emoticon

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/tantrum.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

or this one

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/booboo.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Katmans
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2003/May/blowjob.gif

[Akzle]

The only person I would ever vote for is Akzle.

The hero this city and nation needs.


(ps. did I get the colour right?)

no, it's rgb 139922.
But it's the thought that counts.

[mashman]

Whitby?? :innocent:

Nah, that's the mayoralty for this englishman :yes:

[Moi]

Nah, that's the mayoralty for this englishman :yes:

Here's a role model (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11447424) to live up to...

[Clunge Bucket]

Who has the balls?

[Moi]

Who has the balls?

Miss Pennywhistle, the PE mistress... :innocent:

[mashman]

Here's a role model (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11447424) to live up to...

WTF do I need a role model for :laugh:? All I need to do is lie, smile and tell people what they want to hear ;)

[mashman]

Who has the balls?

I reckon the problem is at the other end of the body :shifty:

[Moi]

WTF do I need a role model for :laugh:? All I need to do is lie, smile and tell people what they want to hear ;)

I thought you said you were running for mayor? Not the presidency of the USA?

[mashman]

I thought you said you were running for mayor? Not the presidency of the USA?

What's the difference? A figurehead is a figurehead, the only difference is level of "power" and amount of bullshit that has to be spun... the methodology doesn't need to change. Anyhoo, I'm english by berth according to the berth certificate that is supposed to be me, so I'm not allowed to be prime minister (audible sigh of relief rings out across new zealand, heh). That and I'm an honourable chap that's gonna let people make their own minds up.

[scumdog]

Got all the signatures and financial backing I need so I will be running for mayor.

Who is going to vote for me?


Meh, my money is on the three-legged dyslexic blind monkey that's standing against you.

But don't let that stop you - the monkey might die.

[Moi]

What's the difference? A figurehead is a figurehead, the only difference is level of "power" and amount of bullshit that has to be spun... the methodology doesn't need to change. Anyhoo, I'm english by berth according to the berth certificate that is supposed to be me, so I'm not allowed to be prime minister (audible sigh of relief rings out across new zealand, heh). That and I'm an honourable chap that's gonna let people make their own minds up.

Do wonder if mayor of small community might get more done than president...

[eldog]

Do wonder if mayor of small community might get more done than president...

Depends on how good your media spin doctor is...

smaller community word gets round faster if you screw up

but basically it comes down to perception, if people believe you supply something they need and it's cheap - no worries. If they think your fleecing them.......
Rural areas just can't afford big expenses, but they can rally around and support stuff that affects them directly- like irrigation

[Grubber]

You would have my vote if your running against Madness :drinknsin:corn:

Yup, count me in!

[unstuck]

Yup, count me in!

How's the kiddy fiddling going, fucknuckle? Winner.:motu:

[mashman]

Do wonder if mayor of small community might get more done than president...

lol... You'd think so, but they still have exactly the same hurdle when addressing the issues of their constituents i.e. budget constraint. The thing is, the peeps I know that know the current mayor have him down as a nice and decent fulla. However the rates in the area are going up by 5%(ish) per year and 12% a couple of years ago. Essentially he can be a nice as he likes, but when it comes down to getting more $ for the council/business etc... to get done what needs to be done, this sees both mayor and pressy alike suffering the same fate and they both end up with the same result i.e. budget constrained expediency to make it look as though more is being provided for the more that's being put in. Fuckin shit jobs to have the, both of 'em, but hey...

[Grubber]

How's the kiddy fiddling going, fucknuckle? Winner.:motu:

Haha funny fuck you are. You still got ya dick up Madnesses arse?
Your perfect for each other!

[unstuck]

Haha funny fuck you are. You still got ya dick up Madnesses arse?
Your perfect for each other!

Nah, that fucker gave me the clap. Been hanging round playgrounds again have you?

You would think the kids would run a mile when they see you, just shows how far you can get with a bag of sweeties. :sick:

[bogan]

Yup, count me in!

Nomination for worst cheap shot thread entry reply this year. Can I get a second?





Haha funny fuck you are. You still got ya dick up Madnesses arse?
Your perfect for each other!

No, you fucking drug addled buffoon, a second for the nomination, not a second lame arse shitter reply :bleh:

Still, I guess there's something to the saying about things in threes, as here comes another one...

[Grubber]

Nomination for worst cheap shot thread entry reply this year. Can I get a second?






No, you fucking drug addled buffoon, a second for the nomination, not a second lame arse shitter reply :bleh:

Still, I guess there's something to the saying about things in threes, as here comes another one...

Things in threes, you actually right for once, you're the third fuckwit. Forgot all about you, 1, 2, and now 3.

[Grubber]

Nah, that fucker gave me the clap. Been hanging round playgrounds again have you?

You would think the kids would run a mile when they see you, just shows how far you can get with a bag of sweeties. :sick:

Is that it???
The amount of times you spend talking about the subject concerns me to be fair.
Is this something you dream about perhaps.

[bogan]

Things in threes, you actually right for once, you're the third fuckwit. Forgot all about you, 1, 2, and now 3.

Actually that was in premonitory reference to that post being your third lame one. Lame in this instance because your counting sucks, Unstuck and Me only make two (but a beautifully metal two it be), dumbarse...

[unstuck]

[QUOTE=Grubber;1130943117
Is this something you dream about perhaps.[/QUOTE]

Nah, you know I only dream of you.







And the ways I would like to see you get caught hanging round schools.:2thumbsup

[Akzle]

Nomination for worst cheap shot thread entry reply this year. Can I get a second?


early in the year yet, but.
Secnded and carried.

[Drew]

I've missed something here, and it makes me sad.:(

[Banditbandit]

I've missed something here, and it makes me sad.:(

I'm not sure what you think you might have missed, but given the level of discussion here, I doubt you missed anything worth knowing ..

[Doppleganger]

I think this tosser is a bit too keen on him or her self. I say or her because he could be a lady boy simpathiser . A lot of these pommy thug types go to the likes of Thialand for their erm.... relief.

[Grubber]

Actually that was in premonitory reference to that post being your third lame one. Lame in this instance because your counting sucks, Unstuck and Me only make two (but a beautifully metal two it be), dumbarse...

You forgot Madarse you retard. He was number 3 but it seems you missed the point as usual.
Seems your counting wasnt too flash either.
Guess i was expecting a bit much.

As for Unsticky, not sure what you're on about, guessing that's to do with a mental age of 13. No wonder you and Madarse get on well. Sick pup!

[Drew]

I think this tosser is a bit too keen on him or her self. I say or her because he could be a lady boy simpathiser . A lot of these pommy thug types go to the likes of Thialand for their erm.... relief.

Who cares if someone is into lady boys? How does that make them less of a man?

[unstuck]

Who cares if someone is into lady boys? How does that make them less of a man?

Sounding a little defensive there drew, is there something you would like to share with the class. :shifty:

[bogan]

You forgot Madarse you retard. He was number 3 but it seems you missed the point as usual.
Seems your counting wasnt too flash either.
Guess i was expecting a bit much.

As for Unsticky, not sure what you're on about, guessing that's to do with a mental age of 13. No wonder you and Madarse get on well. Sick pup!

He ain't posted here though; I figured since your counter only incremented when me and unstuck posted, it was a requirement... :facepalm:

Or maybe madness (and his arse you seem so fond of referring to) has desecrated (and claimed) one of your 'counting' fingers permanently :laugh:

[unstuck]

He ain't posted here though; I figured since your counter only incremented when me and unstuck posted, it was a requirement... :facepalm:

Or maybe madness (and his arse you seem so fond of referring to) has desecrated (and claimed) one of your 'counting' fingers permanently :laugh:

I doubt it, he is just a dickhead. But thats ok, the world needs dickheads. :2thumbsup

[bogan]

I doubt it, he is just a dickhead. But thats ok, the world needs dickheads. :2thumbsup

Only in the absolute sense; in more relative terms, the world is very much oversupplied...

[Drew]

Sounding a little defensive there drew, is there something you would like to share with the class. :shifty:

Not at all. Wouldn't be anything to defend if I were into them.

[Doppleganger]

Who cares if someone is into lady boys? How does that make them less of a man?

Depends on how far the've gone in a cosmetic sense ;)

[jonbuoy]

Depends on how far the've gone in a cosmetic sense ;)

If you can't tell does it matter?:shutup: