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Madness
5th February 2016, 18:39
https://fat.gfycat.com/OptimalHealthyComet.gif

caspernz
5th February 2016, 18:41
Homing device functional :devil2:

yokel
5th February 2016, 18:51
No reJoyce with a slap in the face with a wet dildo.

oldrider
5th February 2016, 18:51
The new colonial version of the good old British stiff upper lip? :whistle:

husaberg
5th February 2016, 18:58
Well he was going to sneeze, but now just plans to blow it later...............

Swoop
5th February 2016, 18:58
Sue Badford's "partner" seen striking National MP.

Swoop
5th February 2016, 19:00
Katman's motto visible outside of GayNZ's HQ.

sidecar bob
5th February 2016, 19:00
TPPA protestor gets in politicians face.

Madness
5th February 2016, 19:03
Peter Dunne throws toys over coalition tensions.

BuzzardNZ
5th February 2016, 19:05
Oh John, I thought you weren't circumcised.

Grumph
5th February 2016, 19:06
National Government's "fix-it man" is given the tool to do the job.

Oakie
5th February 2016, 19:09
Hone masturbated so hard that his cock flew right off!

sidecar bob
5th February 2016, 19:09
Homely blonde mom aligns herself to better view flying cock.

husaberg
5th February 2016, 19:15
When the sausage balloon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's jaw more'

Oakie
5th February 2016, 19:15
At a meeting discussing their race
A wahine lost grip of her grace
She spied Steven Joyce
And made a quick choice
To throw her false cock in his face

Madness
5th February 2016, 19:17
Homely blonde mom aligns herself to better view flying cock.

The older one in the white jacket seems to have nerves of steel.

sidecar bob
5th February 2016, 19:24
The older one in the white jacket seems to have nerves of steel.

That's only because she never seen a cock before.

Madness
5th February 2016, 19:26
That's only because she never seen a cock before.

She's standing right next to two massive ones though. You on the pot again, Bob?

Oakie
5th February 2016, 19:29
There's some irony in a (presumably staunchly) Maori woman relying on a very white dildo for her jollies - unless she went out and bought it specially for the purpose and still has 'Ten Inch Tane' at home in her flax bedside cabinet.

Madness
5th February 2016, 19:31
It was the perfect match for Joyce's shirt. Or was his shirt the perfect match for an eight inch rubber penis?

Madness
5th February 2016, 19:47
http://i.giphy.com/l0KPwKy4vPbLmriEw.gif

unstuck
5th February 2016, 19:55
Madnesses fantasy. :whistle:

caspernz
5th February 2016, 20:08
Madnesses fantasy. :whistle:

Yup, the mild fixation is showing :banana:

puddytat
5th February 2016, 20:17
Steven Joyce finally gets the international recognition he craves. He will always be remembered as a dick head....

Im sure its gone global:nya:

Laava
5th February 2016, 21:04
Reporter has quick one off the wrist in front of visiting dignitaries.

BuzzardNZ
5th February 2016, 21:08
Madnesses fantasy. :whistle:


Or this c0ck sucker ... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/177738-Bikers-with-nuts-wanted!

Swoop
5th February 2016, 21:13
There's some irony in a (presumably staunchly) Maori woman relying on a very white dildo for her jollies...
Quite true. How has a white dildo been mistakenly been made to that size?

"miss represented in the media" has come right to the point today. "Dahrlink",

Woodman
5th February 2016, 22:07
Big pink dick gets hit by a dildo.

Voltaire
5th February 2016, 22:13
TPP- Thrown Plastic Penis

mashman
5th February 2016, 23:00
Oh shit, the wife's here.

Berries
5th February 2016, 23:12
The reporter on the left with a mic in each hand has seen too many Star Wars movies.

mashman
5th February 2016, 23:12
First test of pussy guided dildo doesn't cum off as successfully as hoped. Manufacturer states that the anti-asshole sensor was set at a too sensitive level and the AI was also confused as it had never encountered shit coming from a pussy's lips before.

oldrider
6th February 2016, 05:27
Aotearoa space junk presented for ministerial consideration no simple flight of fantasy - :oi-grr:

awayatc
6th February 2016, 08:03
Not sure what he was saying, but it looks like a mouth full....

buggerit
6th February 2016, 08:16
protestor makes cunt out of Steven Joyce:lol:

sidecar bob
6th February 2016, 08:55
Protestor wins competition for most feeble minded way to demonstrate objection to government policy change.

Woodman
6th February 2016, 09:22
Thailand Ping Pong Association protestor shows what could happen when Governments have no balls.:facepalm:

jasonu
6th February 2016, 13:34
Not a caption but I wonder if the rubber cock smelt like old fish...

oldrider
6th February 2016, 14:27
Not a caption but I wonder if the rubber cock smelt like old fish...

There are only two things that smell like fish - fish is one of them! :shifty:

rambaldi
6th February 2016, 14:28
Old white man shocked when his lost property is promptly returned to him.

Madness
7th February 2016, 20:44
This just in from Waitangi.

https://www.facebook.com/meanbronz/videos/946469272115940/

Banditbandit
9th February 2016, 11:04
Batteries not included ...

nodrog
9th February 2016, 11:16
Reporter is quite good at shuttle cock.