Another "Caption This" Thread

[5150]

Here we go ... :corn:

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[Banditbandit]

Fly By Wire ..

[tigertim20]

after further legal set-backs, Kim Dot Com has been forced to down size his transport fleet

[Voltaire]

Riding down the Copper Head road?

[Madness]

Fatt Max loses 250kg using revolutionary training methods.

[WNJ]

Akzle looking for a plug for his caravan

[Moi]

Dr Evil borrows Mini-Me's bike to chase elderly Austin...

[caspernz]

Recharge cord recoil spring broken on McCulloch electric bike...:devil2:

[husaberg]

Akzle looking for a plug for his caravan

It can't be him, as it clearly has a bike.
Plus a neck (of sorts)

[Laava]

Garry Glitter gets back from shops with new roll of butt flossing cord.

[5150]

Steve Joyce demonstrates new electric bike on the lawns of Government House while looking for a power point to plug in his rechargeable dildo

[nzspokes]

Fatt Max loses 250kg using revolutionary training methods.

:laugh: Bahahahahahaha

I was about to post the same thing.

[5150]

New pic. :wacko:

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[Maha]

Gay biker sees open man hole and..........HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[swarfie]

Flat tyre, no centre stand....sorted:done:

It's a bitch when ya drop ya tools tho':Oops:

[nudemetalz]

"I lost the front end under brakes..."

[Laava]

New indian roundabout system highlights initial teething problems.

[husaberg]

His mate told him it needs an oil change, I guess he's looking for the drain plug.

[Woodman]

Fuck! Should have got the model with the anti-dive front end.

[Laava]

New 16" front end has too much "tuck under"

[awayatc]

Bankok bike parking

[Moi]

Teething problems with the new basement parking area...

[Maha]

DMNTD's first day in Hanoi didn't go quite too plan....or did it?

[rastuscat]

NEWS FLASH

There's a large hole in the road in downtown Hanoi.

Local motorcycle police are looking into it.

[5150]

NEWS FLASH

There's a large hole in the road in downtown Hanoi.

Local motorcycle police are looking into it.

Mmmmmm ........ Doughnuts..:drool:

[caspernz]

Black hole of Calcutta found in unusual location...:innocent:

[5150]

Hmmm. Not sure about that one... :corn:

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[Maha]

When the CHiPs are down...

[Moi]

No! I tell you, my contact's down here somewhere...

[5150]

Rastuscat on the way back from the doughnut shop

[trufflebutter]

The five other Village People made it to the gig on time.

[caspernz]

Hippie copper reports this grass is fine...

[Akzle]

"Police should be allowed to carry loaded firearms" -Judith Collins

[Laava]

Dyslexic Bob forgets which side of the bike his sidestand is on...again!

[5150]

Happy Easter Fuckers........ :moon:

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[Banditbandit]

Stay over there fuckers ..

[rambaldi]

*bark*bark??*

[Laava]

Cheesey water colour painting responsible for mass death by yawning.

[5150]

:laugh:

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[caspernz]

Well disguised BMW new model "GS" test mule spotted in Afghanistan.

[Akzle]

no no, what i'd said was "the bmw RIDER was an ass"

[rastuscat]

BMW Afghanistan releases new model GS with ESC, ABS and Floppy Ears

[5150]

BMW Afghanistan releases new model GS with ESC, ABS and Floppy Ears

I thought this was the new model BMW police bike being tested in the Earthquake City.... :confused:

[Big Dog]

Latest addition to the BMW range is the bomb.

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[Moi]

The new BMW "asinine" series...

[Laava]

BMWs new outsourcing policy gets lost in translation with the new GS Bedouin.

[Banditbandit]

:laugh:

320804

You bet your ass it is ...

[5150]

Moving House? :laugh:

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[caspernz]

Woman rider packing lightly for weekend trip :innocent:

[Big Dog]

I am looking for a bike that moves me.

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[Maha]

Katmans workshop finally looks more tidy now.

[rambaldi]

Givi's new hard case system comes with wheels, for your ease of use.

[5150]

"Long Way Round" the next Chapter - Charley Boorman does it solo.

[WNJ]

Mother in laws coming to look after new born, I'm off :whistle:

[rastuscat]

Givi Introduces Weathered Luggage to It's Retro Range.

[Banditbandit]

"Where did I leave the bike?"

[Moi]

A whole new meaning to "Bag Lady"...

[trufflebutter]

''Just popping down to the shops dear, see you soon''.

[Banditbandit]

Try captioning this one then ...

http://vividphase.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fabulous.jpg

[Moi]

Model "A" from the Willy Wonka Motorcycle Works...

[5150]

I'm lost for words......:wacko:

[caspernz]

If Evil Knievel were born gay...

[Laava]

Nick Smith, is having an ACC rethink.

[5150]

SMOKEU blows out on Meth

[Swoop]

The love child of Evil Knievel and Liberace.

[willytheekid]

EXCUSE ME!!!...Im Looking for the one you call..."NoDrog"!! :drool:

[Banditbandit]

And another one ...

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20120207/weird_bath_motorcycles_m1002.jpg

[Moi]

Ever since council houses have had indoor amenities, Uncle Marvin's Mobile Bath and Back-Scrub Service has been under-employed...

[Moi]

Tim's Tyre Shop offers a mobile tyre-scrubbing service...

[Big Dog]

It seems you can only pinch so many pennies before it shows in your side car build.

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[Laava]

Bob and Steves sidecar project had actually started out as a basket case...

[Woodman]

The secret to operating a sidecar is that both the rider and the passenger are in sink.

[Akzle]

in an effort to better appeal to female customers, bmw engineers met with bed bath& beyond and are now track testing their "Die badezoommer" model.

[rastuscat]

in an effort to better appeal to female customers, bmw engineers met with bed bath& beyond and are now track testing their "Die badezoommer" model.

Nice one Azkill.

[Akzle]

Nice one Azkill.

i usually do.

[sugilite]

Scrivvy and Bob were expecting to clean up the opposition on their new outfit :shifty:

[caspernz]

Budget cuts at major helmet manufacturers makes real world testing slightly unreal :rolleyes:

[buggerit]

Stuck in Auckland traffic? . Utilise your time and arrive home squeaky clean, while our co-pilot shuffles your car towards your destination.:cool:

[Banditbandit]

And this ???


http://www.carpyscaferacers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/weird1a.jpg

[swarfie]

why....JUST WHY?

[Maha]

A Taneatua Tractor was seen minus it's plough discs, locals thought it was some kind of hideous attempt to look like a ....what the hell is that?

[Moi]

The devil finds work for idle hands...

[Swoop]

"Fuckin' cagers!".

It has Qty:4 wheels.

[PistonBlown]

..and that's how Maz finally found a way around the expensive ACC Levy's on bikes.

[actungbaby]

Here we go ... :corn:

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Mini me where are you you seemed disppeared after that last jump oh i got bad gas

[actungbaby]

Try captioning this one then ...

http://vividphase.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fabulous.jpg

You heard of evil ken erail am dottie he jumps cannons i bake cup cakes

[actungbaby]

And another one ...

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20120207/weird_bath_motorcycles_m1002.jpg

i said the kitchen sink not the f@## bath too. i said where going to bathurst

[Old Steve]

i said the kitchen sink not the f@## bath too. i said where going to bathurst

But why does Urst need a bath, and why can't you use the one at his place?

Regarding the picture in pink, that's a guy! So my caption is:

Even dressed as "The Biker" Conrad still couldn't earn a place in The Village People. Someone else came up with wearing leather and a cap.

[5150]

Even dressed as "The Biker" Conrad still couldn't earn a place in The Village People. Someone else came up with wearing leather and a cap.

Errr, he looks more like a village idiot to me....

[actungbaby]

Hmmm. Not sure about that one... :corn:

320602

pounch pounch hope you side stand is ummm ,up no not the one on the bike

[actungbaby]

But why does Urst need a bath, and why can't you use the one at his place?

Regarding the picture in pink, that's a guy! So my caption is:

Even dressed as "The Biker" Conrad still couldn't earn a place in The Village People. Someone else came up with wearing leather and a cap.

conrad thats a mainly name unlike just in ;-)

[actungbaby]

Happy Easter Fuckers........ :moon:

320657

Am on the cool side the road and your....... not umm i dunno what you two are in the honda lane

[actungbaby]

Moving House? :laugh:

320834

F@## where are my house keys dont tell me.....

[5150]

321478 Hmmm....

[Banditbandit]

Just a Little fast there son ..

[Maha]

My professional advice is that's a fail.

[5150]

Slow down Rossi

[Swoop]

Lorenzo moves to Ducati... not as good a move as promised by the manufacturer.

[Akzle]

ghostrider's younger brother didn't have quite the same pannache

[Swoop]

ghostrider's younger brother didn't have quite the same pannache

Panache.



10chars.

[EJK]

ghostrider's younger brother didn't have quite the same pannache

<img src="https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57436705.jpg" />

[Akzle]

whiskey for lunch :drinkup:

[Akzle]

Panache.



10chars.

your mom's a panache.

[Moi]

Due to financial constraints, the KiwiBiker initiation ride has been downsized...

[EJK]

Go!

<img width="700" src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=321510&stc=1&d=1463088475" />

[Maha]

''Hey look I found the contact lens's I lost on lap 3''.

[5150]

Marquez and Lorenzo's relationship reaches a new plateau

[EJK]

Marquez and Lorenzo's relationship reaches a new plateau

I was about to say Iannone and Dovi early years.

[5150]

I was about to say Iannone and Dovi early years.

Your suggestion is probably a better one :)

[Moi]

"Oh, Crap!"

[Laava]

Suzanne Pauls 'luminous spheres" cause mayhem at racetrack

[sugilite]

Real road racers nac nac over the finish line!

[rambaldi]

Ducati's wings didn't seem so stupid all of a sudden.

[caspernz]

Should have ordered another case of Red Bull :sunny::sick:

[Big Dog]

Ejk fondly recalls a sunny afternoon on woodcocks road... somehow the intervening years have made the story a little more entertaining.

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[5150]

Happy Tuesday Fuckers....

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[Laava]

Mr Hanky heads off to the FBMC all you can eat ride.

[Woodman]

I said we are going on an adventure with "Bear Grylls", not "bog rolls" !!!:facepalm:

[sugilite]

Tail end Charlie on A KB group ride - will definitely be cleaning up others shit.

[5150]

Now, that has me stumped...... Really stumped...... :eek5:

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[Maha]

Jarred Haynes Player of the Day award exposes the real reason he left the 49ers.

[Akzle]

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jimmies new computer runs microsoft xp !!!!!01011
but he's too poor to afford, and too stupid to pirate, photoshop, so he does all his shit in MS paint like it's 1995 motherfucker.

[caspernz]

Full body armour with built in airbag jacket looks slightly bulky on 1 litre bike...:rolleyes:

[Laava]

Prospective Rodney King competition off to a flying start.

[Banditbandit]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=321684&d=1463614121

Honda Unveils its new Blackbird .. renames it as Black Bloke

[Maha]

He's a quick little Monkey.

[EJK]

Vroom nigga nigga nigga nigga...

[EJK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo

[5150]

One careful lady owner......:innocent:

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[Maha]

Sweet as I can 'part that out'..$74 Done!

[Big Dog]

There's losing and then there is losing so badly you cremate your ride.

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[Moi]

You know that bike you've always wanted and bought sight unseen...

[Taxythingy]

Real men don't buff shit out, they use a grubber.

[sidecar bob]

New Hub less wheel system fails real life testing.

[5150]

On a serious note, isin't this Guy Martin's "ex" CBR that he crashed on back in 2014?

[eldog]

I thought they said bike off not bake off.

[rastuscat]

On a serious note.....

That's where you went wrong.

[5150]

That's where you went wrong.

Forgot.... Serious and Kiwi Biker don't go together :facepalm:

As you were then...

[Banditbandit]

A new one to stimulate ... err ... um ... test your captioning skills


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/00/38/2a/00382af27788655d041e7ab9e59bc122.jpg

[Moi]

Whilst in the hospital recovering from his accident, Goober's wife had his bike rebuilt as a surprise... :love:

[EJK]

THanks MTV for pimping my ride!

[sugilite]

Honda announce their new "Coming out model" - The Pink Wing

[Big Dog]

Pink drag bikes chute pops early.

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