Learner rider gets clocked at 232km/h

[5150]

I bet that was not on a LAMS approved machine :crazy:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/77535882/fleeing-learner-rider-clocks-232kmh-on-waikato-road

[insomnia01]

I thought the MFSC had disbanded :blink: maybe not.......

[awa355]

Wasn't the brightest idea he had that day.

[Old Steve]

Bloody idiot. If he'd found a long enough straight he'd have got 250 out of it!

[tri boy]

"Aggravated failing to stop".
WTF does that mean:confused:

(PS, I got a Daytona, and Deano lives in Dinsdale, but I can only wish to be in my twenties again).

[Jin]

That article is totally misleading. Who knows if hes a learner rider he might have 15 years of racing under his belt!

[EJK]

That article is totally misleading. Who knows if hes a learner rider he might have 15 years of racing under his belt!

Of course! All top racers know shorts provide better protection than a full leather suit :-)

[TheDemonLord]

That did give me a giggle this morning.

[Banditbandit]

Via Stuff.co.nz

A motorcyclist in shorts was clocked at 232km/h while "playing games" with police in Hamilton.

The 152km/h speed over the limit could be one of the highest speeds recorded on New Zealand roads.

And it didn't end well for the 21-year-old from the Tuhikaramea Rd area who was found hiding at his sister's house after fleeing down a one-way street.

The rider, already on a suspended learner licence, was initially clocked travelling at 82km/h in a 50km/h zone as he zoomed past a school on Massey St about 2pm on Thursday, Senior Sergeant Stephen Ambler of Waikato Highway Patrol said.

Later, he was clocked travelling at 147km/h in a 50km/h zone while overtaking a police car, Ambler said.

"The traffic officer initiated lights and sirens, then he was checked at 232km/h on Tuhikaramea Rd."

The rider was heading towards Temple View, Ambler said, travelling at 152km over the posted 80km/h zone.

But the speedster didn't stop there, continuing towards Pirongia on his Triumph Daytona motorcycle.

"He then went back around into the Tuhikaramea area but he was lost a number times and overtook a number of police vehicles from behind."

Ambler said police did not travel at such speeds and abandoned the pursuit after losing sight of the rider at several points.

"It would be re-initiated when he overtook police vehicles from behind. He was playing games with us really."

But police caught up with the rider in the residential area of Dinsdale about 2.30pm where the game ended in a dead end street.

"A member of the public saw him going down a particular road into a dead end street – there was no way out of there and he didn't come out."

Ambler said the rider ran to a house in the street, which turned out to be his sister's home.

"And he was hiding inside while the bike was around the back."

Police arrested the man and impounded the bike.

He was charged with reckless driving, aggravated failing to stop and driving while on a six month suspended licence.

"He'll go back to court and it will be up to the judge to determine how long he will be suspended or disqualified for."

Police had caught people around the 200km/h but not at this speed in an 80km/h zone, Ambler said.

"It is very, very high speeds – it would likely be one of the highest speeds we have checked someone there yet.

"Tuhikaramea Rd – even though it's rural it is residential area – it was very, very dangerous."

He described the rider's actions as "completely reckless", and said he not only endangered himself but other residents and road users.

Ambler said the rider was wearing a helmet but had shorts on, which could have dire consequences if he had crashed.

Waikato road police posted the radar image of the man's speed on Facebook stating, "in shorts, suspended learner licence, trying to outrun police on a very fast machine. He failed. He realises that now. That is all".

The post had attracted more than 100 comments condemning the man's actions.

He was playing silly buggas with the popo ... quite deliberately

[Old Steve]

That article is totally misleading. Who knows if hes a learner rider he might have 15 years of racing under his belt!

Oh, they probably checked his license when they found him cringing in the woodshed. Or he told them his name as they dragged him out of the kindling, and they checked his license status over the radio as his learner license had been suspended.

[5150]

Well, who said you needed a brain to ride a motorcycle fast? :shit:

[WNJ]

That article is totally misleading. Who knows if hes a learner rider he might have 15 years of racing under his belt!

He only 21 on a suspended learners so not that experienced,

[Jin]

Still assuming too much. He might have been riding since he was 5. A lot of riders take years before bothering to get their full. Took me 15 years. In saying that not wearing gear at that speed is pretty retarded.

[rastuscat]

Good effort that. Silly bugger getting caught though.

Safer communities. Blow on the pie.

[Grumph]

Good effort that. Silly bugger getting caught though.

Safer communities. Blow on the pie.

Fridays really bring out the cynic in you now, don't they....

The moral would appear to be, don't try and hole up in a no exit street.

[RGVforme]

"Aggravated failing to stop".
WTF does that mean:confused:

(PS, I got a Daytona, and Deano lives in Dinsdale, but I can only wish to be in my twenties again).

Perhaps it was the several times he passed police cars from behind thus Aggravating them into further pursuit.Hmmm:scratch:

[nzspokes]

Didnt know trumpies could go that fast....:laugh:

[MD]

Kevlar shorts?

I always knew there was a point when even hardened riders can't attempt to justify another riders behaviour. This guy has proven this theory.

The public will have a field day rubbishing motorcycles. Thanks Bud for putting another nail in the coffin of motorcycling.

[scumdog]

He was playing silly buggas with the popo ... quite deliberately


But it very likely wasn't the outcome he had planned???:confused:

[Bikemad]

so was that a 675.......or 955 daytona........think it's safe to say it wasn't 500

[Voltaire]

Must like the " wind in his hair"

[Akzle]

I dont think
just, know when to stop eh.

[WristTwister]

All jokes aside, but it wasn't the first time he's been caught speeding so he should get a jail term for this one, he was a danger to himself and everyone else.

[Akzle]

All jokes aside, but it wasn't the first time he's been caught speeding so he should get a jail term for this one, he was a danger to himself and everyone else.

well, obviously.

Since he's done it before without causing harm.
And he did it this time without causing harm.

The only thing i'm miffed by in this story is the shorts. But, freedom of choice and shit, eh.

[scumdog]

well, obviously.

Since he's done it before without causing harm.
And he did it this time without causing harm.


Yeah, it's normally the third time it goes pear-shaped.

And they kill a bus-load of orphans.....

[pritch]

And they kill a bus-load of orphans.....

And kittens...

[WristTwister]

And kittens...

Please, won't someone think of the kittens!

[Akzle]

kittens end up cats. And cats are the devil.

[WristTwister]

kittens end up cats. And cats are the devil.

and your point is?

[BuzzardNZ]

Apart from the overtaking the cops bit, who hasn't gone mad on their learners/restricted? Fuck knows I did, all part of the fun ain't it :yawn:

[Akzle]

and your point is?

' the fuck cares if he kills a bus full of them?

[BuzzardNZ]

' the fuck cares if he kills a bus full of them?
would you say the same if it was a bus load of these... ?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/31/33/ff/3133ff447d39045c7766a2a07e8d36b6.jpg

[WristTwister]

would you say the same if it was a bus load of these... ?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/31/33/ff/3133ff447d39045c7766a2a07e8d36b6.jpg

whoa! guys, the question we should be asking is why there is a bus full of kittens and why they are visiting Hamilton!

[AllanB]

and your point is?

He thinks pussy is evil and won't go near it.

[Berries]

Ahh. So you don't die instantly at those speeds. Very interesting....................


Kevlar shorts?

I always knew there was a point when even hardened riders can't attempt to justify another riders behaviour. This guy has proven this theory.

The public will have a field day rubbishing motorcycles. Thanks Bud for putting another nail in the coffin of motorcycling.
Like the media you too have made the shorts the headline, like ATGATT would make any difference at all if you came off on the road at those speeds.

He was an arse having a laugh. It just so happens he was doing it on a bike. I'd imagine that all the riders falling off and hurting themselves within the speed limit are more likely to be the nails in the coffin than some dude who could just as easily have been in a car or swinging a golf club.

[Dave-]

A motorcyclist in shorts was clocked at 232km/h while "playing games" with police in Hamilton.

The 152km/h speed over the limit could be one of the highest speeds recorded on New Zealand roads.

232 - 152 = He was in an 80 zone too!

[5ive]

Had a laugh when I heard this hit talk-back radio today.

The "click(ring) bait" topic was: "This crazy rider was going really fast, should all motorcycles have speed limiters on them!?".

The first (positive) motorcycle caller was "Truck driver Fred", who ignored the actual topic, and decided to rant incoherently about motorcycle registration costs, and his personal collection of ACC stats about household slips and falls, and the cost of weekend rugby players injuring themselves.

GG random, part-time motorcyclist, keep driving that truck...

[WNJ]

Had a laugh when I heard this hit talk-back radio today.

The "click(ring) bait" topic was: "This crazy rider was going really fast, should all motorcycles have speed limiters on them!?".

The first (positive) motorcycle caller was "Truck driver Fred", who ignored the actual topic, and decided to rant incoherently about motorcycle registration costs, and his personal collection of ACC stats about household slips and falls, and the cost of weekend rugby players injuring themselves.

GG random, part-time motorcyclist, keep driving that truck...

Also heard a guy saying to Duncan Garner ,(CALLER) I ride a 1000cc sports bike it does 300 clicks, what's the point buying a big bike if you ain't gonna use it, (DG ASKS CALLER) do you go that fast ? (CALLER ) yeah myself and my mate regularly do 260+ around clevedon down the back roads to CORO :laugh: DG couldn't believe it ,

[jasonu]

just, know when to stop eh.

Yep that is one stupid cunt!!!

[jasonu]

All jokes aside, but it wasn't the first time he's been caught speeding so he should get a jail term for this one, he was a danger to himself and everyone else.

Hahahaha Not in NZ matey. He will get a fine that he can't afford. They will try to get $5 a month out of him and when he doesn't pay that they will put it on the too hard pile....

[Oakie]

kittens end up cats. And cats are the devil.

Gareth? Is that you?

[trufflebutter]

Also heard a guy saying to Duncan Garner ,(CALLER) I ride a 1000cc sports bike it does 300 clicks, what's the point buying a big bike if you ain't gonna use it, (DG ASKS CALLER) do you go that fast ? (CALLER ) yeah myself and my mate regularly do 260+ around clevedon down the back roads to CORO :laugh: DG couldn't believe it ,

Some also claim that their penis is a lot bigger than it actually is. The truth is quite the opposite.

[Jin]

I dont think wearing gear at that speed would save you anyway.
Would depend on the slide. If it was clear then you might get away with just a few bruises. If not then yes not much chance of the body surviving an impact at that speed.

[GrayWolf]

Apart from the overtaking the cops bit, who hasn't gone mad on their learners/restricted? Fuck knows I did, all part of the fun ain't it :yawn:

yup agree we 'all' did stupid shit as learners. {Hand up to even putting a 350 top end on an RD250, and as an apprentice toolmaker, skimming the bottom fin off an RD400 mill and re-stamping the engine/CC numbers, bad, BAD boy} :bash:
Thing is, even that was a fair bit slower than a 'big bike', that tosser had either a de-restricted, or, non LAM's bike that is faster than the 'superbikes' of my learner era.
Forget all the modern gubbins {tyres/electronics/ABS etc} the one thing that HASNT changed or improved is the 'advanced monkey' holding the bars.

[trufflebutter]

That article is totally misleading. Who knows if hes a learner rider he might have 15 years of racing under his belt!

I agree, there a good number of riders out there riding outside their licence condition's.

One glaring issue with riders of this caliber, is that it's only a matter of time before the luck really runs out. They can be caught time and time again ie: The rider on this occasion was already on a suspended learner licence. and they need to realise that their careless regard for themselves and/or other road users has a limited time frame.

Yes we can all probably admit to doing stupid shit... but there is an element out there, where it appears to be in their DNA to rinse and repeat.

[Kitt]

found hiding at his sister's house

HAHAHA

but really... it sounds like he lost them repeatedly and then deliberately recaught their attention... multiple times even? I wonder at what point he went from "this is great haha chase me you cops" to "oh shit where's sis HELP ME SIS".

What a shame I don't know him. For the rest of his life every time he walked into the pub we'd yell out "HIDING AT YO SISTA'S HOUSE"

Kit

[Big Dog]

found hiding at his sister's house

HAHAHA

but really... it sounds like he lost them repeatedly and then deliberately recaught their attention... multiple times even? I wonder at what point he went from "this is great haha chase me you cops" to "oh shit where's sis HELP ME SIS".

What a shame I don't know him. For the rest of his life every time he walked into the pub we'd yell out "HIDING AT YO SISTA'S HOUSE"

Kit
Probably when the fuel light came on...

Sent via tapatalk.

[pritch]

yeah myself and my mate regularly do 260+ around clevedon down the back roads to CORO

Having been avoiding Auckland for years I'd be lost almost everywhere, except there. The roads around Miranda although not wide are straight. With nothing much growing above knee height you can see for miles, probably not a bad place to let the bike stretch its legs. :whistle:

You don't normally see :Police: between Kawakawa Bay and Waitakaruru, they will usually be on the main roads - but not always.

[rastuscat]

If he had been wear a Rossi replica race kit it would have kept the whole body in one leather bag for the pathologist to do the post mortem on.

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[pritch]

If he had been wear a Rossi replica race kit it would have kept the whole body in one leather bag for the pathologist to do the post mortem on.



Now, now, don't go picking on people who wear Rossi stuff. :no:

[RGVforme]

Now, now, don't go picking on people who wear Rossi stuff. :no:

Yeah the power ranger look is very popular among the sports bikers now days.....:nya:

[pritch]

Yeah the power ranger look is very popular among the sports bikers now days.....:nya:

Nah I'd look fucking silly in one piece leathers. I do have a couple of race replica helmets though.

[roogazza]

If he had been wear a Rossi replica race kit it would have kept the whole body in one leather bag for the pathologist to do the post mortem on.

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Had an older sheila tell me they look like a ''Stretch and Grow'' suit a wee while a go !!!

Probably cos mine are a bit stretched in places these days ?? :laugh:

[pritch]

Didnt know trumpies could go that fast....:laugh:

Triumph have used the Daytona name for various models, but the 675 that has been current for some years now is supposed to be good for 265kph.
And no, it's not LAMS compliant.

His licence class is hypothetical because he probably isn't going to have one for some time. Jorge Lorenzo only passed his licence test a couple of years back. Eugene Laverty reportedly failed his theory test a just few weeks ago. Some people can ride quite well despite not having a licence at all.

[RGVforme]

Had an older sheila tell me they look like a ''Stretch and Grow'' suit a wee while a go !!!

Probably cos mine are a bit stretched in places these days ?? :laugh:

Or worse a Onesie!!! :crazy: lmao

[fxxk]

I would like to point out that the road he was on used to be a 100K zone, the last few years the F##kn PC homo's in the waikato / waipa district council have been reducing speed limits and shortening passing lanes on nearly all busy over used roads. They seem to be pretty determined to do the opposite of FUTURE PROOFING highways and country roads out of town (i.e expanding etc for population growth)


On a more serious note, My LAMS bike loses the wind in its sails at 172kph

[Gremlin]

Jorge Lorenzo only passed his licence test a couple of years back. Eugene Laverty reportedly failed his theory test a just few weeks ago. Some people can ride quite well despite not having a licence at all.
Actually, you need to define ride quite well with respect to the circumstances. While there is some crossover of skills, mostly, going fast on a race track and riding well on the road have totally different mindsets, lines blah blah.

[Banditbandit]

Well, who said you needed a brain to ride a motorcycle fast? :shit:

Hmm .. you need a brain engaged to survive riding a motorcycle on public roads at those sorts of speeds ...

[RGVforme]

Hmm .. you need a brain engaged to survive riding a motorcycle on public roads at those sorts of speeds ...

You need your brain engaged at any speed to survive riding a motorcycle on public roads.:msn-wink:

[5150]

Part 2 of the story .....

What I can't understand is why is he forbiden to sell his bike?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/77656451/alleged-232kmh-speedster-appears-in-court

[Tazz]

The powers that be will want to crush it for shits and giggles.

[EJK]

The powers that be will want to crush it for shits and giggles.

How can you say that! You heartless savage monster!!! Save the bike and crush the boy instead!!

[5150]

The powers that be will want to crush it for shits and giggles.

They should just donate it to a non profit organisation. Ahem.... me....:Police:

[Akzle]

What I can't understand is why is he forbiden to sell his bike?

well, see it's probably registered, which means it isnt HIS bike. and those who *actually* own things can dictate what happens with their property....


also, i suspect there's a preservation of evidence thing.

silly cunt.

[awa355]

Part 2 of the story .....

What I can't understand is why is he forbiden to sell his bike?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/77656451/alleged-232kmh-speedster-appears-in-court

Lets face it, who would want to buy a bike that is only good for 232kph? and can't even out run a grotty old Holden. :no:

[Banditbandit]

"Aggravated failing to stop".
WTF does that mean:confused:



Ptrobably speaks to intent - and the fact that he did it more than once ..


But it very likely wasn't the outcome he had planned???:confused:

No - it would not be ...


Apart from the overtaking the cops bit, who hasn't gone mad on their learners/restricted? Fuck knows I did, all part of the fun ain't it :yawn:

I didn't - mind you the rules were very different when I got my licence .. there was no "learners/restricted" for a start ..

[5150]

Lets face it, who would want to buy a bike that is only good for 232kph? and can't even out run a grotty old Holden. :no:

But he did outrun the cops. And hid at his sisters house. :laugh:

[fxxk]

I bought that guys Ninja 300 back in November last year, at the time he said he wanted something with a bit more power and was going to upgrade, when questioned "oh have you just got your full license now?? he said, naaaah and laughed

Oh thats too funny, can't handle it.

I've since sold the Ninja as well and got a LAMS 600

Guy looks like he has no self control, typical "boy racer" image.

[5150]

I bought that guys Ninja 300 back in November last year, at the time he said he wanted something with a bit more power and was going to upgrade, when questioned "oh have you just got your full license now?? he said, naaaah and laughed

Oh thats too funny, can't handle it.

I've since sold the Ninja as well and got a LAMS 600

Guy looks like he has no self control, typical "boy racer" image.

I think for his own safety sake, and for the safety of others, he should have kept the Ninja 300...:laugh:

[RGVforme]

I think for his own safety sake, and for the safety of others, he should have kept the Ninja 300...:laugh:

Lol I think it does not matter what he was riding or driving with this lad by the looks he was a danger on the road anyway.

[fxxk]

2012 Triumph 675R Daytona - for those interested

[RGVforme]

But he did outrun the cops. And hid at his sisters house. :laugh:

Well no if he had out run the cops he would not have been caught period.

[Askor]

https://www.facebook.com/steen.metcalf?fref=ts :lol:

[5150]

https://www.facebook.com/steen.metcalf?fref=ts :lol:

:facepalm::tugger:

[fxxk]

I bought that guys Ninja 300 back in November last year, at the time he said he wanted something with a bit more power and was going to upgrade, when questioned "oh have you just got your full license now?? he said, naaaah and laughed

Oh thats too funny, can't handle it.

I've since sold the Ninja as well and got a LAMS 600

Guy looks like he has no self control, typical "boy racer" image.


Haha someone doesn't think I bought this guys Ninja,

He lives in Dinsdale on the way out to temple view, pretty much opposite the dairy/liquor/fishNchip shop with a black metal gate. Do I need to be more specific?

People like this deserve to get caught, no license, riding on a bike that isn't for learner riders and reaching speeds like that through town - well that's stupid. Karma always wins in the end, if he had taken off and stayed hidden it may have been a good story - stupidity got the better of him and for some reason taunted the police.

All for fun and games but dont be stupid about it? haha :lol::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[GrayWolf]

Had an older sheila tell me they look like a ''Stretch and Grow'' suit a wee while a go !!!

Probably cos mine are a bit stretched in places these days ?? :laugh:

shit, I'd look like a fuckin telly tubby :nono::nono::nono:

[GrayWolf]

Actually, you need to define ride quite well with respect to the circumstances. While there is some crossover of skills, mostly, going fast on a race track and riding well on the road have totally different mindsets, lines blah blah.

and you KNOW the track day brigade completely dismiss that......
i envy your tenacity though mate.

have to spread more rep, sorry!

[trufflebutter]

I would like to point out that the road he was on used to be a 100K zone, the last few years the F##kn PC homo's in the waikato / waipa district council have been reducing speed limits and shortening passing lanes on nearly all busy over used roads. They seem to be pretty determined to do the opposite of FUTURE PROOFING highways and country roads out of town (i.e expanding etc for population growth)


On a more serious note, My LAMS bike loses the wind in its sails at 172kph

18 deaths on Waikato so far this year, the worst in five years.

''Four of the 18 Waikato deaths this year – 22 per cent – involved motorcyclists.''

[Askor]

18 deaths on Waikato so far this year, the worst in five years.

''Four of the 18 Waikato deaths this year – 22 per cent – involved motorcyclists.''

Your username is equally disgusting and fucking hilarious

[trufflebutter]

Your username is equally disgusting and fucking hilarious

Well fudge is my favorite sweet :msn-wink:

[5ive]

18 deaths on Waikato so far this year, the worst in five years.

''Four of the 18 Waikato deaths this year – 22 per cent – involved motorcyclists.''

Not sure why you responded to his post with that, but his post was correct, they are producing rolling traffic jams with the lowering of the speed limit, and the removal of passing opportunities.

Most slow travelling vehicles that drive slow in the 'tricky bits', and hold up the flow of traffic, are also speeding up to/above the speed limit on passing lanes and straights where you can actually pass, and those opportunities are few and far between.

Motorcyclists are getting taken out by frustrated or poorly skilled drivers, or all by themselves by taking risks or by having little experience, but I don't think those numbers you quoted are that significant...

The Waikato is a big place, there are more riders/drivers on the road, and it is a much more fun place to ride around in than Auckland or Hamilton...

[Banditbandit]

18 deaths on Waikato so far this year, the worst in five years.

''Four of the 18 Waikato deaths this year – 22 per cent – involved motorcyclists.''

Yeah .. we don't need that many people in the Waikato ... more should be killed off ... we CAN do better ..

[trufflebutter]

Not sure why you responded to his post with that, but his post was correct, they are producing rolling traffic jams with the lowering of the speed limit, and the removal of passing opportunities.

Most slow travelling vehicles that drive slow in the 'tricky bits', and hold up the flow of traffic, are also speeding up to/above the speed limit on passing lanes and straights where you can actually pass, and those opportunities are few and far between.

Motorcyclists are getting taken out by frustrated or poorly skilled drivers, or all by themselves by taking risks or by having little experience, but I don't think those numbers you quoted are that significant...

The Waikato is a big place, there are more riders/drivers on the road, and it is a much more fun place to ride around in than Auckland or Hamilton...

To answer your question, it's very evident that there are those who are very quick to redirect (you included it would seem, highlighted in bold) their piss poor decisions at others, anyone but themselves by way of ''slow travelling/frustrated or poorly skilled drivers''.
Here's a hint: Don't take the risk, live another day.

What I quoted was taken from a Stuff article written in the Waikato Times.

[Brett]

From looking at his facebook profile, it would appear that the lad is not exactly the cream of the crop in any case. Probably thinks he is being hard done, but probably doesn't realise that it's massive blessing and has probably saved his useless life.

[Askor]

From looking at his facebook profile, it would appear that the lad is not exactly the cream of the crop in any case. Probably thinks he is being hard done, but probably doesn't realise that it's massive blessing and has probably saved his useless life.

FTP YOZA FUK DA PIGZ HU CAREZ DAT I WAS SPEEDING

:brick::brick::brick::brick::brick:

[RGVforme]

https://www.facebook.com/steen.metcalf?fref=ts :lol:

Some nice video evidence for the police of deliberate sustained loss of traction on a public road also I see.:facepalm:

[fxxk]

http://s23.postimg.org/dbwog7bfr/IMG_1949.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/dbwog7bfr/)

Learned his lesson, get an even faster bike

[Akzle]

Learned his lesson, get an even faster bike

"an yamaha" :facepalm:

[5ive]

To answer your question, it's very evident that there are those who are very quick to redirect (you included it would seem, highlighted in bold) their piss poor decisions at others, anyone but themselves by way of ''slow travelling/frustrated or poorly skilled drivers''.
Here's a hint: Don't take the risk, live another day.

What I quoted was taken from a Stuff article written in the Waikato Times.

That's an interesting interpretation of my post, not quite what I was on about though.

[Reubix]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11599786

This is why we can't have nice things :facepalm:

[Askor]

Learned his lesson, get an even faster bike

inb4 ded











..........

[nodrog]

he was definitely faster than the news getting to palmy.

[Banditbandit]

FTP YOZA FUK DA PIGZ HU CAREZ DAT I WAS SPEEDING

:brick::brick::brick::brick::brick:

Ummm ... do you speak English?

Is that: 'Fuck the Police, (Unknown) Fuck the pigs, who cares that I was Speeding' by any chance???

Oh yeah .. this is Yoza

http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/596671/24191561/1389399242193/1Screen-Shot-2014-01-10-at-2.08.08-PM.jpg?token=SiHWTCcwwoEKL4xC2l4GtNLPHcE%3D

Nice ..

[5150]

That little fucker needs a lead to his head, before he jumps on that crotch rocket of his again and kills an innocent party. I could send in my legal representatives. Mr Smith and Mr Wessen...... :cool: Unfortunately there is no other cure for his stupidity....

[RGVforme]

That little fucker needs a lead to his head, before he jumps on that crotch rocket of his again and kills an innocent party. I could send in my legal representatives. Mr Smith and Mr Wessen...... :cool: Unfortunately there is no other cure for his stupidity....

Well I see we have a name and home address description on here so far.....Perhaps the ole bullet with his name on it in the letterbox warning.......Or for real class you could get it engraved at his work!.lol:rolleyes:.

As he engraves.....Steen Metca......"Oh shit!!!!"

[Tazz]

That little fucker needs a lead to his head, before he jumps on that crotch rocket of his again and kills an innocent party. I could send in my legal representatives. Mr Smith and Mr Wessen...... :cool: Unfortunately there is no other cure for his stupidity....

You're at more risk from getting taken out buy someone lifting a butt cheek to release a fart and getting distracted from the road than you are a hoon if we're being realistic.

[fxxk]

You're at more risk from getting taken out buy someone lifting a butt cheek to release a fart and getting distracted from the road than you are a hoon if we're being realistic.

just this morning at 6:20am im rolling into town and a muppet in a steel box rolls out through an intersection no indication, no lights on (pitch black / raining) must have still been buttering the toast or stirring their coffee as they were driving down the road... who knows. Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.

[5150]

just this morning at 6:20am im rolling into town and a muppet in a steel box rolls out through an intersection no indication, no lights on (pitch black / raining) must have still been buttering the toast or stirring their coffee as they were driving down the road... who knows. Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.

A boot to the drivers door usually wakes them up :cool:

[Maha]

A boot to the drivers door usually wakes them up :cool:

Only while stopped, otherwise there is a very good chance you'll come off second best if moving. And lets face it, not many bikers have the balls to attack a car/driver other than online.

[5150]

not many bikers have the balls to attack a car/driver other than online.

You wanna bet? ;)

[Akzle]

just this morning at 6:20am im rolling into town and a muppet in a steel box rolls out through an intersection no indication, no lights on (pitch black / raining) must have still been buttering the toast or stirring their coffee as they were driving down the road... who knows. Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.

betcha wish you had a bmw and a blue vest eh

[pritch]

Dumb fuck still didnt turn their lights on after i flashed them.

Prolly won't turn their lights on 'cause they can't remember to turn them off, and when it's time to go home the battery is flat.

[Moi]

Prolly won't turn their lights on 'cause they can't remember to turn them off, and when it's time to go home the battery is flat.

Last couple of cars have either "shouted" if lights left on and ignition key taken out or have just turned the lights off and muttered "bloody cagers!"... :laugh:

[pritch]

A boot to the drivers door usually wakes them up :cool:

That was OK in the 70s. These days the doors have side intrusion beams, they can kick back.

[Banditbandit]

Only while stopped, otherwise there is a very good chance you'll come off second best if moving. And lets face it, not many bikers have the balls to attack a car/driver other than online.

Bin there ... done that ... it's not as easy as you think .. breaking rear vison mirrors is easier ... or snapping aerials .. a back-hand in the face through the windows also works ... scares the hell out of them to think they could be hit while driving their car ..


You wanna bet? ;)

No ... I know ...


That was OK in the 70s. These days the doors have side intrusion beams, they can kick back.

:rofl: Yes ...

[Cosmik de Bris]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11599786

This is why we can't have nice things :facepalm:

"Trying to outrun police on a very fast machine. He failed. He realises that now."

I'm not sure if this is a sign of poor journalism these days or whether it took the rider some time to realise he had failed to outrun the police.

[trufflebutter]

"Trying to outrun police on a very fast machine. He failed. He realises that now."

I'm not sure if this is a sign of poor journalism these days or whether it took the rider some time to realise he had failed to outrun the police.

The latter, some time ago, I got a call from a couple of very quick riders who had stopped after about 15 kms of 'out classing' a black Holden. When the car finally turned up, unfortunately it was a cops. Cop was reasonable about it and allowed them ride their bikes to our house which was about 25kms away, where they arrange to get the bikes back to their home in a non riding fashion.

[Maha]

You wanna bet? ;)

I know it probably happens, but it's talked about more than acted upon. My wife has had her left foot come into connect with a vehicle before today, it was stationary at a set of lights and it hurt a bit.

[fxxk]

I'd be more worried about them getting my plate and reporting me to the police - easier just to rant on here haha.

That guy did outrun them but he went back to his sisters place which is roughly where the chase started, so the neighbor snitched on him. pretty stupid really, never return to the scene of the crime, I would have gone for a ride to a cafe out of town and waited an hour or two.

[Taxythingy]

I would have gone for a ride to a cafe out of town and waited an hour or two.

Mmmm, this coffee and donut are going to taste sooo ... aw, shit.

[5150]

I'd be more worried about them getting my plate and reporting me to the police



Not when the idiot is asleep..... :laugh:

And I have done it 3 times already. Once the guy pulled out right in front of me without indication or looking and then proceeded to travel at 35 in a 50km zone. He got a good waking up when came around to his drivers side and gave a gentle tap on his door with my steelcap.

Another time a chick as sitting at the lights and texting. Light went green, she still didn't move, passed her and tapped her door. She dropped her phone :)

[scumdog]

Another time a chick as sitting at the lights and texting. Light went green, she still didn't move, passed her and tapped her door. She dropped her phone :)

Letting go with an ultra loud scream while doing this can see the phone flying throught the air.


Apparently.:shifty:

[Big Dog]

Letting go with an ultra loud scream while doing this can see the phone flying throught the air.


Apparently.:shifty:

In the 80s they used to have pushbike horns that played what ever sound you recorded at about 90db when you pressed the button.
Looked a lot like this: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Auto-Car-5-Sound-Tones-Metal-Housing-Alarm-Speaker-Horn-loudly-sound/550883866.html?spm=2114.40010308.4.1.SkDoAd
My brother had one, as did many young boys in Rotorua in the mid to late 80s.
I am not sure who exactly but I recall someone recording a bloodcurdling scream on one and playing it back when ever they approached an open car window and the driver was smoking, eating, or otherwise distracted from moving forward at lights stop signs etc.

Almost everyone dropped whatever they had in their lap (I was told of a few people dropping cigarettes) but a few things were cast out the open windows.

IIRC my brothers one got confiscated after he played a siren noise at a car for some reason... either the car was a an unmarked car or cop saw him do it.

[Banditbandit]

Letting go with an ultra loud scream while doing this can see the phone flying throught the air.


Apparently.:shifty:

:rofl: :clap: :laugh: :banana: :rofl:

And ...

https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/05086bc0a7a45f2882230005107b7ce70849a1-wm.jpg

[Maha]

In the 80s they used to have pushbike horns that played what ever sound you recorded at about 90db when you pressed the button.
Looked a lot like this: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Auto-Car-5-Sound-Tones-Metal-Housing-Alarm-Speaker-Horn-loudly-sound/550883866.html?spm=2114.40010308.4.1.SkDoAd
My brother had one, as did many young boys in Rotorua in the mid to late 80s.
I am not sure who exactly but I recall someone recording a bloodcurdling scream on one and playing it back when ever they approached an open car window and the driver was smoking, eating, or otherwise distracted from moving forward at lights stop signs etc.

Almost everyone dropped whatever they had in their lap (I was told of a few people dropping cigarettes) but a few things were cast out the open windows.

IIRC my brothers one got confiscated after he played a siren noise at a car for some reason... either the car was a an unmarked car or cop saw him do it.

Familiar story from my Rotorua days (late 70's) a mate got hold of a hand turned fire siren and we thought it a good, no fricken awesome idea, to drive around the city and parts thereof, using our newly acquired piece of equipment out an open window. Right behind another car got the best reaction.

[Big Dog]

Familiar story from my Rotorua days (late 70's) a mate got hold of a hand turned fire siren and we thought it a good, no fricken awesome idea, to drive around the city and parts thereof, using our newly acquired piece of equipment out an open window. Right behind another car got the best reaction.
Lol. If we are talking 4 wheeled a mate fitted a small compressor and tank to his boot and a foot operated valve on the floor.
This was connected to the scavenged horns from a locomotive hidden under the body of his Hillman Hunter.
First time I heard that from behind me I very nearly "evacuated".

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[Maha]

Lol. If we are talking 4 wheeled a mate fitted a small compressor and tank to his boot and a foot operated valve on the floor.
This was connected to the scavenged horns from a locomotive hidden under the body of his Hillman Hunter.
First time I heard that from behind me I very nearly "evacuated".

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Goddbye Pork Pie had a very similar scene.

[Akzle]

i have no awesome story of y own here.
...But my brothers mate acquired a foghorn (like, fucken, ship and lighthouse grade foghorn) and had it in the back seat, it took up about half of it, it was wired to the alarm. He never bothered locking it, or winding the windows up.

[Big Dog]

Goddbye Pork Pie had a very similar scene.
Given the timing very possibly life imitating art.

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