Ticket is booked!

[yokel]

Be there or be a reptilian serving slave!

https://www.davidicke.com/world-tour

http://churchofmabusradio.com/files/2012/08/300px-ObamaV.jpg

[awa355]

For a moment there, I thought you were leaving the country. :banana:

[Laava]

For a moment there, I thought you were leaving the country. :banana:

Is this "give a little"?

[Laava]

Be there or be a reptilian serving slave!

https://www.davidicke.com/world-tour

http://churchofmabusradio.com/files/2012/08/300px-ObamaV.jpg

Thanks for sharing the tedium of your day with us! Did you have a satisfactory bowel motion as well?

[mashman]

Will be sorting mine soon enough.

[bogan]

Tickets? surely such an upstanding totally-not-a-conman would give such hugely-useful-and-not-even-lies about the state-of-the-world for free?

[husaberg]

Tickets? surely such an upstanding totally-not-a-conman would give such hugely-useful-and-not-even-lies about the state-of-the-world for free?

It could be tax deductible, as its pretty much a religious cult isn't it:killingme

[bogan]

It could be tax deductible, as its pretty much a religious cult isn't it:killingme

Yeh, but to deduct, first you must have. The sorts of sheeple attracted to these con-artists aren't going to be the sort who use accountants, or pay taxes...

[husaberg]

Yeh, but to deduct, first you must have. The sorts of sheeple attracted to these con-artists aren't going to be the sort who use accountants, or pay taxes...

I guess so, especially considering the host will likely tell the flock that all the accountants are in fact shapeshifting lizardmen.

[yokel]

For a moment there, I thought you were leaving the country. :banana:

Not even ow, and the misses due date is 10 days after so it gets worse, much worse.

https://cryptoscientist.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/reptile-baby.jpg

[yokel]

Will be sorting mine soon enough.

Good stuff, should be interesting.

[caseye]

Good stuff, should be interesting.

Ya think?
Ah sorry, I meant do you think? or do people like this do it for you?
Get a life, get real, these guys are doing this for one thing and one thing only.
The money it puts in their back pocket.

[Katman]

I might even head along to it myself.

[yokel]

Ya think?
Ah sorry, I meant do you think? or do people like this do it for you?
Get a life, get real, these guys are doing this for one thing and one thing only.
The money it puts in their back pocket.

So what you're saying is, anyone that makes some money from what they say can't be trusted or taken seriously?
That's some mighty fine logic you got there.

[Voltaire]

David Icke Live at the Logan Campell Centre, ASB Showgrounds (Auckland) Prices in USD
$75.00–$115.00 $65.00–$105.00 In stock

The Logan Campbell Centre....Is that still there?

Saw The Remones, George Thorogood and Split Enz there in the early 80's. The acoustics there were shit. Bring earplugs.

Robbie from the BOP had this to say:


Robbie Peake, 26, who travelled from his home in New Zealand's Bay of Plenty to hear Icke speak, and then decided to use it as a mainstay of a three-month trip to Europe, admitted Icke's theories can "sound pretty fruity" but he adds: "Someone is controlling us. It runs right up to the top." When pressed by your confused reporter to reveal who was doing the controlling, he explains: "Reptilian aliens. You see it with TV. They are zoning you out, trying to make you into dumbos while the elite sits on their thrones and run the world. But people are starting to wake up to what is happening."

Robbie.....Dr Who is not real.:killingme:killingme

[mashman]

Good stuff, should be interesting.

:niceone: Absolutely... can't beat listening to someone with decades of experience in their subject matter.

[mashman]

Ya think?
Ah sorry, I meant do you think? or do people like this do it for you?
Get a life, get real, these guys are doing this for one thing and one thing only.
The money it puts in their back pocket.

:killingme... I know the world, and beyond, is a big scarey place innit. there there

Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama's gonna keep baby cosy and warm

[caseye]

:killingme... I know the world, and beyond, is a big scarey place innit. there there

Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama's gonna keep baby cosy and warm

Momma better watch out for the reality check, it looks and sounds a bit like a 12 Gauge going off.

[sidecar bob]

All those that went to see him in the early '90's that died waiting for his bullshit to become reality would have been quite disappointed I'd imagine.
An Amway salesman told me at about the same time that shopping malls would be history by now because everyone would be buying stuff on a computer.
Anyone else try to get a parking space at a mall last weekend?

[yokel]

All those that went to see him in the early '90's that died waiting for his bullshit to become reality would have been quite disappointed I'd imagine.
An Amway salesman told me at about the same time that shopping malls would be history by now because everyone would be buying stuff on a computer.
Anyone else try to get a parking space at a mall last weekend?

You do realise shopping malls are just an artificial habitat created for females?

[mashman]

Momma better watch out for the reality check, it looks and sounds a bit like a 12 Gauge going off.

A starting gun ;)

[R650R]

All those that went to see him in the early '90's that died waiting for his bullshit to become reality would have been quite disappointed I'd imagine.
An Amway salesman told me at about the same time that shopping malls would be history by now because everyone would be buying stuff on a computer.
Anyone else try to get a parking space at a mall last weekend?

A friend tried to abduct me into the Amway cult back in the early 90's, the whole overhyped BS lead in was like an infomercial (strong on hype, light on detail), and even before the time of infomercials it set my BS detectors off.
Lucky dick smith, pams and home brand took the glamour off 'non branded but brand name products' and dropped the price through the floor to kill off the pyramid aspect.
I still recall the look of offence when I told the people this is BS see you later in regards to the 'potential' earnings...
What do thoise type of people do now????

As for Icke he's just like Alex Jokes, tells just enough info that is already in public domain to make it interesting with a little batshit crazy thrown in to discredit the whole conspiracy movement. Both are PAID and BOUGHT CIA operatives.
You will learn nothing new, better off mailing your money and personal info straight to the Feds and spending the day in the library reading books that were printed pre internet days......

[sidecar bob]

You do realise shopping malls are just an artificial habitat created for females?

You do realise these cranks are just money sponges for the gullible?

[bogan]

Anyone else try to get a parking space at a mall last weekend?

Fuck no, was too busy buying shit on my computer.

Parks were scarce around the post shop today when I had to send shit back for being the wrong size though :whistle:

[mashman]

A friend tried to abduct me into the Amway cult back in the early 90's, the whole overhyped BS lead in was like an infomercial (strong on hype, light on detail), and even before the time of infomercials it set my BS detectors off.
Lucky dick smith, pams and home brand took the glamour off 'non branded but brand name products' and dropped the price through the floor to kill off the pyramid aspect.
I still recall the look of offence when I told the people this is BS see you later in regards to the 'potential' earnings...
What do thoise type of people do now????

As for Icke he's just like Alex Jokes, tells just enough info that is already in public domain to make it interesting with a little batshit crazy thrown in to discredit the whole conspiracy movement. Both are PAID and BOUGHT CIA operatives.
You will learn nothing new, better off mailing your money and personal info straight to the Feds and spending the day in the library reading books that were printed pre internet days......

12 hours is a lot of nothing new.

[TheDemonLord]

If I could go without paying, it would be tempting.

Haven't been to a good comedy show in ages.

[yokel]

A friend tried to abduct me into the Amway cult back in the early 90's, the whole overhyped BS lead in was like an infomercial (strong on hype, light on detail), and even before the time of infomercials it set my BS detectors off.
Lucky dick smith, pams and home brand took the glamour off 'non branded but brand name products' and dropped the price through the floor to kill off the pyramid aspect.
I still recall the look of offence when I told the people this is BS see you later in regards to the 'potential' earnings...
What do thoise type of people do now????

As for Icke he's just like Alex Jokes, tells just enough info that is already in public domain to make it interesting with a little batshit crazy thrown in to discredit the whole conspiracy movement. Both are PAID and BOUGHT CIA operatives.
You will learn nothing new, better off mailing your money and personal info straight to the Feds and spending the day in the library reading books that were printed pre internet days......

Yes I'm well aware of people who maybe "disinfo agents" Alex more so than David.

I want to see this dude with my own eyes,

[mashman]

Yes I'm well aware of people who maybe "disinfo agents" Alex more so than David.

I want to see this dude with my own eyes,

You mean you're going along to listen to what he has to say and then you're going to make your own mind up? WTF is wrong with you.

[Banditbandit]

For a moment there, I thought you were leaving the country. :banana:

Yeah .. I had that vain hope too ...

At least he's ineffectual and therefore mostly harmless.

[Jin]

People pay money to listen to this shit? Surely you jest.

[bogan]

People pay money to listen to this shit? Surely you jest.

That's a bit of a strong term....


































... I'm not sure we should call them people :eek:

[mashman]

People pay money to listen to this shit? Surely you jest.

I know right, I mean some people like paying 10/50/100 times more to listen to politicians stretch the truth... oh, and dinner.

[sidecar bob]

People also pay stupid money every Sunday to hear a bloke called Darren tell them about his imaginary friend.

[Voltaire]

People also pay stupid money every Sunday to hear a bloke called Darren tell them about his imaginary friend.

Tell Yokel, he can save the bus trip to Auckland.

[sidecar bob]

Tell Yokel, he can save the bus trip to Auckland.

Bus trip? That's for poor people. The biggest issue I have when travelling to events is weather to take my Audi my BMW my Porsche or my Mercedes & I dont even give a fuck about dopey issues like this.:innocent:
Correction, my wife just reminded me that the Audi & Mercedes are hers.

[Katman]

An interesting take on David Icke's reptile theory.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/KLop4NUxsQs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

It even talks about people like bogan at the end of it.

[bogan]

It even talks about people like bogan at the end of it.

Still, think I'd rather laugh at moronic reptilian theories in a parodic setting...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NG2utrMwTyY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[yokel]

Still, think I'd rather laugh at moronic reptilian theories in a parodic setting...


You know what's even more of a laugh.
What melted the steel cunty?

[Banditbandit]

You know what's even more of a laugh.
What melted the steel cunty?

Why would any one want a steel cunty??? Let alone melt one ??

[Akzle]

Why would any one want a steel cunty??? Let alone melt one ??

and would you be game enough to try...

[Laava]

Why would any one want a steel cunty??? Let alone melt one ??

If I had a chocolate cunty I'd happily melt it...with my tongue

[mashman]

If I had a chocolate cunty I'd happily melt it.

You sound like something you might see at a cheap peep show.

[yokel]

Awesome, I'm going to see that man who met Prince!
Who new Prince was into chemtrails and shit??

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UDwTJQuB_WI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Maha]

If I had a chocolate cunty I'd happily melt it...with my tongue

Cunty McCuntface?

[Akzle]

Awesome, I'm going to see that man who met Prince!
Who new Prince was into chemtrails and shit??


seems legit

[Laava]

You sound like something you might see at a cheap peep show.
The cheapest there is!


Cunty McCuntface?

Good stagename eh?

[Virago]

...Who new Prince was into chemtrails and shit??

Of course he was. They caused purple rain.

[Maha]

Of course he was. They caused purple rain.

Is that what made the doves cry?

[Woodman]

Is that what made the doves cry?


No, that was when mummy dove got hit by a little red corvette.

[carbonhed]

No, that was when mummy dove got hit by a little red corvette.

Wearing her raspberry beret.

[Woodman]

Wearing her raspberry beret.

Rasberry with Cream. :facepalm: