Killer dolphins with toxic dart guns escape in aftermath of Katrina

[Bob]

US trained killer dolphins, armed with toxic dart guns have escaped and are posing a threat to divers and surfers.

And I am not kidding!

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1577753,00.html

[Paul in NZ]

OMG....

The 'Flippernator'.....

[jazbug5]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now that The Armed Revolutionary Militia Of The Dolphin Nation have been armed by their enemies, the fun begins. Roll over Al Quaida (sp?).

Douglas Adams would have had a field day.

[Hitcher]

Nefarious porpoise...

[Lou Girardin]

I want to see the Japs try to do some 'scientific research' on those suckers.

[Paul in NZ]

I want to see the Japs try to do some 'scientific research' on those suckers.

Hmmm... Might go the other way around... They might start doing research on the japanese..

Wanna hear my whale joke?

[Lou Girardin]

Hmmm... Might go the other way around... They might start doing research on the japanese..

Wanna hear my whale joke?

OK then.
Alright have more f'n characters then.

[Beemer]

This has now been removed from the site, but check out the latest offering from Trade Me - a dolphin!

[Eurodave]

OMFG!!!! I sometimes wonder who is worse, the f'n Yank military machine & all their bizzare covert goings on or El Quaeda [sp?]

[Paul in NZ]

OK then.
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A whale couple were swimming around in the southern ocean one day when they noticed a whale hunting vessel up ahead.

When the male whale got closer he realized it was the very vessel of which killed his parents many years back.

Wanting to avenge of his parents death and the years of turmoil and teenage anguish that he had suffered from this shocking event he came up with a cunning plan… He told the lady whale of his plan for horrid revenge and at first she hesitated (whales being basically pretty peaceful critters and all) but because he had it planned out so well and she loved him dearly, despite all his faults, she finally agreed.

Working together, they went deep underneath the sailing ship and started spouting bubbles through their blowholes, soon the sea vessel started to become very unstable in the maelstrom they had created and men started to fall in the water. Eventually, with a mighty crack the ship split asunder and the entire crew were left floundering in the flotsam.

Naturally, the male whale was very happy but after a few minutes he felt like perhaps his revenge had not quite been enough to repay these evil men for all the hurt and suffering he had endured so he sidled up to the lady whale and suggested that if they swallowed a couple of the sailors, that would really teach them a lesson and they might give up killing whales.

However he was a little shocked to see his loving mate looking at him with disgust. He quickly swam after her and asked "what's wrong?

With big teary whale tears she turned to her mate…“Look, I didn’t mind helping you with the blowjob but I’m stuffed if I’m swallowing the seamen…”

[Hitcher]

Ha ha ha ha! I was expecting the one about the whale weigh station...

[Biff]

They should send in come circumsised divers, sorry, four skin divers.

[placidfemme]

and this would have remained a well kept secret had katrina not ruinde dit all... who knows what else is out there that the yanks (no offense to americans) have created... or any other country for that matter...

[Qkchk]

hehehehe good one placid :)

[Eurodave]

and this would have remained a well kept secret had katrina not ruinde dit all... who knows what else is out there that the yanks (no offense to americans) have created... or any other country for that matter...

Precisely! :argh:

[Motu]

Don't worry - W.A.S.P. will send Troy Tempest to sort it out,killer dolphins are no match for the crew on Stingray.

[strayjuliet]

All I can say is: What next??? :eek:

[Hitcher]

Marina, Aqua Marina,
What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why can't you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

You’re magic to me, a beautiful mystery.
I'm certain to fall I know, because you enthral me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why don't you say, that you'll always stay, close to my heart.

[strayjuliet]

Marina, Aqua Marina,
What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why can't you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

You’re magic to me, a beautiful mystery.
I'm certain to fall I know, because you enthral me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why don't you say, that you'll always stay, close to my heart.


How can you sing at a time like this??? :whistle:

[Wolf]

Using trained dolphins as weapons is nothing new - read an article years back about dolphins with magnetic mines harnessed to their backs trained to swim up to enemy ships, brush against the hull to deposit their deadly payload then swim away... and other dolphins fitted with a spiked mask trained to ram divers.

Sickening, though.

[Paul in NZ]

Using trained dolphins as weapons is nothing new - read an article years back about dolphins with magnetic mines harnessed to their backs trained to swim up to enemy ships, brush against the hull to deposit their deadly payload then swim away... and other dolphins fitted with a spiked mask trained to ram divers.

Sickening, though.

Also as sickening as poor dump people that are trained to stick things into other poor dumb people to keep clever people wealthy...

[strayjuliet]

And they wonder why there's all this stuff about "save the Dolphins" c'mon doh :slap:

[Ixion]

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the poor packets!

[Sniper]

Just caught up with this thread. I wonder if this is the threat of giant mutant sea bass evolving.

[Wolf]

Just caught up with this thread. I wonder if this is the threat of giant mutant sea bass evolving.
Ah, you suspect Quasi is involved...

[Paul in NZ]

Ah, you suspect Quasi is involved...

Nah! That giant mutant stoped evolving LONG ago... :whistle:

[Groins_NZ]

This is a freakin funny thread - that TradeMe auction is a crack up!
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I do hope the Dolphin is okay though...
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