Taking the piss

[Keystone19]

That got your attention didn’t it!

I have found that since starting to ride motorbikes, the urge to ‘use the ladies’ is far more frequent than it has ever been before… :whistle:

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?

[steved]

It's just a good excuse to have a stretch init?

[Devil]

Are you sure you're not just getting old? :D
:whistle:

[pyrocam]

can think of two possibilities.
1 your going to fast and scaring yourselve
applying pressure on the bladder can make you want to ... cough. use the ladies.... more than you may need to.

[Keystone19]

can think of two possibilities.
1 your going to fast and scaring yourselve
applying pressure on the bladder can make you want to ... cough. use the ladies.... more than you may need to.

And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?

[stify]

Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies'

i prefer a long term lady, but i do 'use' my bike :laugh:

[Sparky Bills]

And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?


What ever do you mean???

[pyrocam]

And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?

sorry bad grammer and speeeeling cos its two early

I meant

1 your going fast and scaring yourself (aka the scaring yourself shitless theory)

2 depends on the way you ride but applying pressure on the bladder but leaning on the tank for example, can make you want to ... cough. use the ladies.... more than you may need to.


I never feel the need to use the ladies.
wish some ladies would use me more often... sigh.
but no, no more increased need to pee being on bike for me.

[bugjuice]

I love using the ladies.. and the ladies..

[InDeSkyz]

Don't drink caffiene before riding.
I haven't gone a long enough ride yet to encounter this problem.

[Paul in NZ]

Vicki won't let me use ladies... She reckons I need to be polite....

But yes... Something about motorcycles does do something to the bladder and the location and condition of the nations public facilities is a matter of concern... At times...

Thanks for noticing..

[yungatart]

Doesn't bother me. Perhaps you should try some pelvic floor exercises?

[Sparky Bills]

Doesn't bother me. Perhaps you should try some pelvic floor exercises?


What do YOU mean??? :whistle:

[juzzer]

Doesn't bother me. Perhaps you should try some pelvic floor exercises?

There's always Depends.... :killingme

[ManDownUnder]

I love using the ladies.. and the ladies..

aaa but did you ever use the ladies IN the ladies?

or to rephrase - did you go in the ladies then get in the ladies.

Hope this clarifies.

[edit] I personally prefer being used by the ladies... whether that is in the ladies or by the ladies doesn't really concern me.

[yungatart]

What do YOU mean??? :whistle:
Duh? The exercises women do after having a baby to tighten everything up again, including bladder muscles..

[zadok]

It is amazing how cold the kydney area gets after riding, as many can attest to in the 'kydney belt' thread. Whether that has anything to do with it, I'm not sure. I can't say I have 'to go' anymore often, that I have noticed.

[bugjuice]

aaa but did you ever use the ladies IN the ladies?

or to rephrase - did you go in the ladies then get in the ladies.

Hope this clarifies.

[edit] I personally prefer being used by the ladies... whether that is in the ladies or by the ladies doesn't really concern me.
yes.. once..
it's something I'd say I'm not proud of.. but then I'd be lying :eek:

[Zed]

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…You do get high on the tank (see your profile pic) and havn't you been trying to get your knee down in the twisties as well Jill? :whistle:

It could be just you, not too sure if it's common among motorcyclists? On group rides we can normally ride for hours at a time without someone having to always slow us down for the ole pitt stop! :o

[ManDownUnder]

yes.. once..
it's something I'd say I'm not proud of.. but then I'd be lying :eek:

All good - and yeah... sometimes you get a tad desperate and well.. anything'll do at that point right?

Saves makes a mess

[Oakie]

I suppose the vibration might have something to do with it too and is probably different between bikes depending on whether the vibration is a fast buzzzzz ie from an in-line four or a slower thump thump from a V twin.

Personally, when I used to get off the FXR150 after about 40 km I couldn't feel anything in my groin area anyway. It wasn't necessarily unpleasant but it was a strange sensation. Sort of like a 'numb on' is probably the best way I can describe it.

Any hoo ... if you look at the physiology of it all. .. the bladder is in the middle of the body basically. When sitting on a car seat your weight is supported right across your whole arse area and upper thighs. On a bike however it's generally just supported by the part of your arse that can fit on the seat and is centred right under the bladder. The ratio of your weight supported right under your bladder then is higher creating more pressure and requiring you to go more often.
To be vulgar:
in a car your bladder is supported by the whole of your arse
on a bike it is supported by not much more than the hole of your arse.

Here endeth the lesson!

[The Stranger]

So who's been sniffing petrol again?

[bugjuice]

So who's been sniffing petrol again?
brake cleaner..

and MDU.. I have a pretty good reply for ya, but I think this topic might have to be continued over a pint or two, since I would surely hit rock bottom of decency, and dig like crazy..

[SixPackBack]

And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?

I 'use ladies' at every opportunity :whistle:

[Keystone19]

brake cleaner..

and MDU.. I have a pretty good reply for ya, but I think this topic might have to be continued over a pint or two, since I would surely hit rock bottom of decency, and dig like crazy..

Come on Buggy, spit it out, we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

[Big Dave]

My guess would be your anabolic rate is accelerated - adrenaline and excitement make the system run faster - and you are colder - don't perspire as much - so it all has to come out somewhere.

[Postie]

i don't know why your bladder is broken, unless you got it from the Warehouse, but the solution is easy and cool. Ware a spacesuit and just go when ever you feel like it

[Keystone19]

i don't know why your bladder is broken, unless you got it from the Warehouse, but the solution is easy and cool. Ware a spacesuit and just go when ever you feel like it

Yeah. I thought maybe a modified camelbak...

[bugjuice]

Come on Buggy, spit it out, we need some amusement on a dull Friday...
lamo.. boy, are you going to be dissapointed later..
I'll say it, when you figure out the rest of the day..

[Stroker Girl]

I have encountered this problem but it is usually on the way home on the ride after a pub stop :drinkup: . Horrible feeling cruising down the motorway with a bursting bladder!

A certain person I know who shall remain nameless had a rather embarrassing episode the other day due to an urgent piss stop. Said male was really busting so pulled into a secluded cemetry for a pee. He quickly got off the bike and drop his leathers & jeans and was gratefully releasing the flow when he saw out of the corner of his eye his bike rolling down the hill (had parked on a slight incline and didn't put it in 1st gear). Because the stand was down it was just keeping it upright.

With pants down and still urinating he sprinted to catch his bike by the pack rack just as it was going down and managed to save it from a nasty fall. Unfortunately at the same time a car was going into the graveyard with a couple of old ladies inside. Must of got the shock of their lives. A dodgy looking biker, helmet still on (thank god!), pants down, and pissing all over himself while struggling to hold up his bike!

[ManDownUnder]

Come on Buggy, spit it out, we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

Yeah -I'm with her (and I'll help you dig - what're friends for?)

hang about - It's FRIDAY???

[SlowHand]

lamo.. boy, are you going to be dissapointed later..
I'll say it, when you figure out the rest of the day..

I was gona say! with your current state of mind - getting days smudged round, are you sure it is the ladies side of the block? actually, is it actually a toilet that you've been going to? :dodge:

Personally I dont drink enough water riding, and get quite dehydrated. Im working on it.

[ManDownUnder]

So who's been sniffing petrol again?

.....hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm????

No I - I'm high on life... and a shag helps too...

[SlowHand]

I have encountered this problem but it is usually on the way home on the ride after a pub stop :drinkup: . Horrible feeling cruising down the motorway with a bursting bladder!

A certain person I know who shall remain nameless had a rather embarrassing episode the other day due to an urgent piss stop. Said male was really busting so pulled into a secluded cemetry for a pee. He quickly got off the bike and drop his leathers & jeans and was gratefully releasing the flow when he saw out of the corner of his eye his bike rolling down the hill (had parked on a slight incline and didn't put it in 1st gear). Because the stand was down it was just keeping it upright.

With pants down and still urinating he sprinted to catch his bike by the pack rack just as it was going down and managed to save it from a nasty fall. Unfortunately at the same time a car was going into the graveyard with a couple of old ladies inside. Must of got the shock of their lives. A dodgy looking biker, helmet still on (thank god!), pants down, and pissing all over himself while struggling to hold up his bike!

:laugh: :rofl: :lol: dam cant find the clap smilie - pure class to that man!! I got a visual, and cant stop laughing!!!

[Lou Girardin]

Yeah. I thought maybe a modified camelbak...

Billy Connelly's incontinence pants. Just don't bin.

[crashe]

we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

Fark what the hell happened to Thursday?????
Damn it I forgot to go and pay all the bills on Thursday..
Oh yeah right TODAY is Thursday.

Pitstops - yep be careful how much you drink beforehand...
all that shaking and vibrating on the bike can make you wanna go...

But Keystone19 likes to go into the mens toilets...
Except she scared all the men out so fast.... that they forgot to zip up when they turned around... hehehehe.
Twasn't a pretty sight either...

[ManDownUnder]

But Keystone19 likes to go into the mens toilets...
Except she scared all the men out so fast.... that they forgot to zip up when they turned around... hehehehe.

Bugger - missed that one...

[bugjuice]

all that shaking and vibrating on the bike can make you wanna go...
true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

[crashe]

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

Buy the MEN's Depends..... available at any supermarket
:rofl: :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

Dude, unless you get that problem sorted you are NEVER going to be my pillion.... :buggerd:

[bugjuice]

Dude, unless you get that problem sorted you are NEVER going to be my pillion.... :buggerd:
at least I'll be stuck there (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/GLO/FLM00358.jpg).. Besides, I haven't seen your bike yet (cue big dig here (I said dig, not penis)), so how do I know it's as good as mine..?

[ManDownUnder]

at least I'll be stuck there (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/GLO/FLM00358.jpg).. Besides, I haven't seen your bike yet (cue big dig here (I said dig, not penis)), so how do I know it's as good as mine..?

Sorry - I just ran out of comebacks... that pic is a classic!

Mate - it's not the weapon... it's how well you (or others) can use it. Remind me to show you some time.

I've had no complaints...

[Motu]

Must be another reason I like to ride alone,I can stop when I like.I try to drink a lot of fluids on a bike,and now I have a Camelback am drinking more often than just at a rest stop.It can be annoying,but as I am mostly on real backroads I get to stop in some choice spots for a piss,often going down dead end roads,or even just riding up a bank if the fence line allows it.Woolworth's Bladder we used to call it....

[Big Dave]

Must be another reason I like to ride alone.

Apart from - 'you have no friends'?

[Ixion]

I've never found it a problem. If need arises just stop at the next bridge, or convenient clump of trees. I avoid public toilets and servo toilets at all costs.

[crashe]

I avoid public toilets and servo toilets at all costs.

hehehehe and why is that....? :rofl:

Females have to use the public lou's and garage lou's......

[dawnrazor]

That got your attention didn’t it!

I have found that since starting to ride motorbikes, the urge to ‘use the ladies’ is far more frequent than it has ever been before… :whistle:

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?

An internal combustion engine reving up to 15000 rpm, wind whistling around all your bits, crazy motorists - make me want to piss more? you bet, lucky I don't adult diapers :crybaby:

[Motu]

Apart from - 'you have no friends'?

It is a contributing factor I must admit :crybaby:

[FROSTY]

Hey Keystone--id suggest ya might wanna try riding with a kidney belt -just a hunch but it may make ya problem a tadd less acute.
Could be too that the human Flight or fight response is still in effect for you. Once it becomes sorta routine things might settle down
I know during a race meeting when Im keyed up I feel the um Urge seems like every 5 minutes.

[Groins_NZ]

That got your attention didn’t it!

I have found that since starting to ride motorbikes, the urge to ‘use the ladies’ is far more frequent than it has ever been before…

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?
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[mstriumph]

my bikes and riding style are different to yours from what i've heard here ... but for what its worth i can easily go 4 hours riding in cold weather without needing a pi[ss]tstop so it's not necessarily a 'female' thing?

[Keystone19]

Females have to use the public lou's and garage lou's......

Does that mean I get to use Lou?

[mstriumph]

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..


you mean .... most people don't?? :o

[Keystone19]

I think maybe I just drink too much... :drinkup:

[bugjuice]

you mean .... most people don't?? :o
dunno.. is it something to brag about..?? Sometimes I just can't help it. Just riding a big orange thing between my legs hard, and it growls back at me like that and gives me that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I make the nose come up.. it's just too hard sometimes

[bugjuice]

I think maybe I just drink too much... :drinkup:
you must do.. you don't even know what day it is.. :spudwave:

[Keystone19]

you must do.. you don't even know what day it is.. :spudwave:

You see, in my mind every day is a Friday, then I don't have to worry about Mondays...

[WRT]

dunno.. is it something to brag about..?? Sometimes I just can't help it. Just riding a big orange thing between my legs hard, and it growls back at me like that and gives me that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I make the nose come up.. it's just too hard sometimes

Oi buggy, stay away from the fruit young man . . . ;)

[bugjuice]

Oi buggy, stay away from the fruit young man . . . ;)
it just does strange things to me..

[mstriumph]

just because i SAY sumthin, doesn't have to MEAN anythin ....... :sweatdrop

memo to self - GOTTA learn to do a wheelstand ....

[jrandom]

it just does strange things to me..

w00t!

gabe and tycho are my heroes.

[InDeSkyz]

dunno.. is it something to brag about..?? Sometimes I just can't help it. Just riding a big orange thing between my legs hard, and it growls back at me like that and gives me that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I make the nose come up.. it's just too hard sometimes


......I just don't know what to say...
I think I need a smoke.
O_o

[sels1]

Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?

It seems to be proportional to the amount of gear you put on. When I spend 15min stuffing myself into a full cordura suit and getting everything tucked in and zipped up and adjusted just right and....I want to pee - even if I have just been before getting the gear on. If I am just wearing jeans - no problem.

[bugjuice]

......I just don't know what to say...
I think I need a smoke.
O_o
do you smoke afterwards too..?

[WRT]

do you smoke afterwards too..?

Try using lube . . .

[bugjuice]

Try using lube . . .
thanx.. the chaffe is a nightmare sometimes..

[ManDownUnder]

thanx.. the chaffe is a nightmare sometimes..

ok ok - I go out for a bit - I come back and this conversation is lower than a snakes ass in a wagon rut...

Imagine if I'd BEEN HERE

Anyhoo - just tried out 110 horsepwer applied to my crotch and inner thighs for about 80 kms...

loverly...:love: :devil2: :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

do you smoke afterwards too..?

'pends how fast you go... and for how long...

[bugjuice]

ok ok - I go out for a bit - I come back and this conversation is lower than a snakes ass in a wagon rut...

Imagine if I'd BEEN HERE

Anyhoo - just tried out 110 horsepwer applied to my crotch and inner thighs for about 80 kms...

loverly...:love: :devil2: :whistle:
is that 'Kimberly' on K'rd? careful, she has 'things' you know..

110hp? 600..?? 650?

[bugjuice]

'pends how fast you go... and for how long...
slow then fast then slow then fast (repeat for a while I guess) and vary
and how long? all the way baby...

[Lou Girardin]

hehehehe and why is that....? :rofl:

Females have to use the public lou's and garage lou's......

Excuuuse me. No-one uses me without permission. Although there are a few who piss me off.

[Lou Girardin]

dunno.. is it something to brag about..?? Sometimes I just can't help it. Just riding a big orange thing between my legs hard, and it growls back at me like that and gives me that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I make the nose come up.. it's just too hard sometimes

Getting in touch with your feminine side?

[bugjuice]

Getting in touch with your feminine side?
was wonderin if anyone would pick this up..
nope, just bein open minded ;) and telling it like it is

[ManDownUnder]

is that 'Kimberly' on K'rd? careful, she has 'things' you know..

110hp? 600..?? 650?

RF900 downtown - Kumeu - Albany - Newmarket -work...

following a 'busa the pulled like a schoolboy (hassle duckman for a review - it looked great from where I was sitting...)

[ManDownUnder]

Getting in touch with your feminine side?

nothing wrong with feminine touching...

[Lou Girardin]

nothing wrong with feminine touching...

True.
But on your own?

[bugjuice]

True.
But on your own?
there was that guy on Downsize me on TV3 the other day.. he had a lovely pair...

[*sic]

"ladies"...