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ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:02
That is a very good point WRT..

Thanks so much for sticking for poor lil ol me..

how can i ever repay you?

4 guys to one girl...?? lady - you'll have your hands full

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:03
how can i ever repay you?

Money, sexual favours, salt, sugar, milk, sexual favours, mowing lawn, being nice to him, oh yea..... sexual favours

Cibby
4th October 2005, 14:04
THAAAAAT'S right.

Good of you to be so civic minded.

Reckon Cibby's up to it though? We'll just start small (Postie - you out there bud?)

Up to it?? shouldnt it be you boys that shoudl be worrying about being "up to it???

Just checking..

Cibby
4th October 2005, 14:04
4 guys to one girl...?? lady - you'll have your hands full


yes... it does appear that way.

Now what is my boyfriend going to think...


:whistle:

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:05
5 guys to one girl now......

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:05
dude, c'mon..... the water was really cold that day....

uh huh.......

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:06
yes... it does appear that way.

Now what is my boyfriend going to think...


:whistle:

You bring the other ladies along - I imagine he'll be very happy... why - what makes you ask?

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:06
Up to it?? shouldnt it be you boys that shoudl be worrying about being "up to it???

Just checking..

There's only one way to know for sure

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:09
There's only one way to know for sure

Well I have never had a problem of being "up to it". In fact I have a problem when Im suddenly "up to it" at work or out in public.

Cibby
4th October 2005, 14:12
5 guys to one girl now......

this is getting interesting.. :devil2:

Postie
4th October 2005, 14:12
Well I have never had a problem of being "up to it". In fact I have a problem when Im suddenly "up to it" at work or out in public.
in the gents???

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:13
Well I have never had a problem of being "up to it". In fact I have a problem when Im suddenly "up to it" at work or out in public.

No worries - just please don't point it at me...

Postie
4th October 2005, 14:13
this is getting interesting.. :devil2:
you would be toast after 30 minutes.... :crybaby:

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:14
No worries - just please don't point it at me...

Im not in the habit of pointing it at men. Just nice looking females in mini skirts and little else. Hmmmmmmm, cue dream music

Cibby
4th October 2005, 14:16
you would be toast after 30 minutes.... :crybaby:

thanks for the vote of confidence postie...

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:17
thanks for the vote of confidence postie...

very damp toast I might suggest...

Postie
4th October 2005, 14:18
thanks for the vote of confidence postie...
just talking from experience..... (DVD Porn)

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:19
just talking from experience..... (DVD Porn)

WHAT - you burned our last "outing" to DVD?

Didn't tell me about that!

Cibby
4th October 2005, 14:19
I am going to quietly remove myself from this conversation in the hope that any shred of my previously squicky reputation can be saved..


so that leaves... well 5 guys.. i guess

haha ;) :whistle:

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:21
I am going to quietly remove myself from this conversation in the hope that any shred of my previously squicky reputation can be saved..


so that leaves... well 5 guys.. i guess

haha ;) :whistle:

oh bugger that! (no Sniper... I didn't say Bugger ME... pants back on - down boy DOWN!)

Postie
4th October 2005, 14:22
WHAT - you burned our last "outing" to DVD?

Didn't tell me about that!
yeah, they retail at $40 but since i never paid any royalties, you can have one for $35.55 + GST

Postie
4th October 2005, 14:23
[QUOTE=Cibby Chick]squicky reputation

QUOTE]
did you mean STICKY reputation?? :dodge:

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:29
oh bugger that! (no Sniper... I didn't say Bugger ME... pants back on - down boy DOWN!)

*Looks nolochtantly the other way whilst mumbling obsenities*

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:30
squicky reputation



did you mean STICKY reputation?? :dodge:

You obviously are a virgin. Squicky= Super quicky

ManDownUnder
4th October 2005, 14:33
*Looks nolochtantly the other way whilst mumbling obsenities*

mate - after the shit I gave you - obscene away at me...

[/Snipershitdumping]

Sniper
4th October 2005, 14:34
mate - after the shit I gave you - obscene away at me...

[/Snipershitdumping]

Lol, good call

cowpoos
4th October 2005, 19:09
so the new Ms Sniper.. is actaully the new Mr. Sniper??

Hmmmm... :niceone:

obviously pre-op!

cowpoos
4th October 2005, 19:14
With Bugjuices hot swedish twins?
and here they are




http://www.etaiwannews.com/Perspective/2005/01/31/1107138630.htm





Twins Gunhild Gallstedt,left and siri Ingvarsson cut their 100th anniversary birthday cake in Stockholm,Sweden in this file photo.Sweden's oldest living pair of twins, they still do all their shopping,cooking and cleaning by themselves avoiding living in an assisted-care center.( Associated Press)

cowpoos
4th October 2005, 19:21
Ok I take it back and will only think it.

Cibby, don't worry, alot of women get excited around me. Hehehe

Baaaaaa Baaaaa Baaaaaa......flocks and flocks of them...aye sni :love: per...lol

Cibby
5th October 2005, 07:37
and here they are




http://www.etaiwannews.com/Perspective/2005/01/31/1107138630.htm





Twins Gunhild Gallstedt,left and siri Ingvarsson cut their 100th anniversary birthday cake in Stockholm,Sweden in this file photo.Sweden's oldest living pair of twins, they still do all their shopping,cooking and cleaning by themselves avoiding living in an assisted-care center.( Associated Press)


they are perfect.. I"m sure buggy will be thrilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blip:

Sniper
5th October 2005, 07:38
Baaaaaa Baaaaa Baaaaaa......flocks and flocks of them...aye sni :love: per...lol

You know with a name involving shit, you sure have a big spoon and a big hook. Unfortunatly I don't bite. :woohoo:

Sniper
5th October 2005, 07:39
they are perfect.. I"m sure buggy will be thrilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blip:

Yay, I didn't get a mention :spudwave: :niceone:

Cibby
5th October 2005, 07:48
Yay, I didn't get a mention :spudwave: :niceone:


oh and sniper..

and MDU for good measure..

and the camera guy.

Sniper
5th October 2005, 08:00
Damn, although I am the camera guy

ManDownUnder
5th October 2005, 08:09
oh and sniper..

and MDU for good measure..

and the camera guy.

I prefer biker babes...

Cibby
5th October 2005, 08:13
I prefer biker babes...

i'll take that as a compliment

bugjuice
5th October 2005, 08:16
they are perfect.. I"m sure buggy will be thrilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blip:
i dunno.. I don't want to smash their hips apart.. altho it'd make it easier for some of the Kuma Suitya techniques :blip:

Sniper
5th October 2005, 08:46
i dunno.. I don't want to smash their hips apart.. altho it'd make it easier for some of the Kuma Suitya techniques :blip:

Didn't you say you had that huge jar of vaseline in emergencys like this?

ManDownUnder
5th October 2005, 08:48
Didn't you say you had that huge jar of vaseline in emergencys like this?

now THERE's a topic I want to avoid...

:puke:

bugjuice
5th October 2005, 08:50
Didn't you say you had that huge jar of vaseline in emergencys like this?
no, not quite like this. The vaseline will help to a point, but bending the legs and thrusting into the hips is the dangerous part here.. And anyway, vaseline would sting, wouldn't it..?? ky warming is your friend..

Sniper
5th October 2005, 08:51
ky warming is your friend..

Really, I'll take your word for it :devil2:

Cibby
5th October 2005, 09:21
now THERE's a topic I want to avoid...

:puke:

yeah good call..

shhhhh..

*quietly moves away from this thread.

Sniper
5th October 2005, 09:28
Cibby, you have said that 3 times already?

ManDownUnder
5th October 2005, 09:29
Cibby, you have said that 3 times already?

She's very welcome to come as many times as she can...:niceone:

Sniper
5th October 2005, 09:34
She's very welcome to come as many times as she can...:niceone:
She said she is going?

Cibby
5th October 2005, 09:40
She's very welcome to come as many times as she can...:niceone:


oh you are to kind.. :) :devil2:

geeze sniper.. learn to shut up when a good thing is going...

do you do this with Ms Sniper in the sack?? she is stripping for you and you are posting on KB?!??!?

bugjuice
5th October 2005, 09:41
she is stripping for you and you are posting on KB?!??!?
ahhhhh heaven.. now if only I was sat on my bike at the same time....

Cibby
5th October 2005, 09:44
ahhhhh heaven.. now if only I was sat on my bike at the same time....

your bike is hot buggy

I'm sure any female willing to strip for you woudl be happy to have your bike involved...

Just make sure you dont ah.. get left out.. :whistle:

bugjuice
5th October 2005, 09:50
your bike is hot buggy

I'm sure any female willing to strip for you woudl be happy to have your bike involved...

Just make sure you dont ah.. get left out.. :whistle:
lol.. oh dear...
lock down yer daughters.. i'm comin to town..

Sniper
5th October 2005, 09:55
geeze sniper.. learn to shut up when a good thing is going...


Ok 10 characters

ManDownUnder
5th October 2005, 10:14
oh you are to kind.. :) :devil2:



LOL - yeah well... good guys come last - it's little known but very true!

bugjuice
5th October 2005, 10:15
LOL - yeah well... good guys come last - it's little known but very true!
no, good guys come several times, as well as the chicks..

ManDownUnder
5th October 2005, 10:27
no, good guys come several times, as well as the chicks..

Rapid fire? :ar15:

I maintain they come last (too)...

Sniper
5th October 2005, 10:27
Im just sitting back and watching this thread.

bugjuice
5th October 2005, 10:30
Im just sitting back and watching this thread.
jacking off while..... oh no, said too much...

Sniper
5th October 2005, 10:31
jacking off while..... oh no, said too much...

Smartarse!

cowpoos
13th October 2005, 13:42
............. :tugger:

Sniper
13th October 2005, 14:34
WTF Poos? Why did you bring this thread up?

Back Fire
13th October 2005, 15:33
doesn't want to let the dead rest???

cowpoos
13th October 2005, 18:41
WTF Poos? Why did you bring this thread up?

I was bored......and I liked this thread....... :whistle:

Cibby
14th October 2005, 01:13
I was bored......and I liked this thread....... :whistle:


haha well i appreciate this.. this thread was goood..

If i don tsay so myself..

Back Fire
14th October 2005, 01:29
haha well i appreciate this.. this thread was goood..

If i don tsay so myself..

this thread was twisted beyond beleif

Sniper
14th October 2005, 07:03
I was bored......and I liked this thread....... :whistle:

Fair enough :spudwave:

cowpoos
14th October 2005, 10:39
Fair enough :spudwave:

the other guy won't be around to talk with our kids....
he won't understand when your down...the way that I did...



Rep for the band and the song name....extra rep for the lead singers name!!!

Colapop
14th October 2005, 11:11
"LRB - The Other Guy"
Scares me that I know this......

cowpoos
14th October 2005, 11:29
"LRB - The Other Guy"
Scares me that I know this......

rep dispatched......

does anyone know whos the singer in that song???

ManDownUnder
14th October 2005, 11:40
rep dispatched......

does anyone know whos the singer in that song???

That'd be Johnny Farnham...

ManDownUnder
14th October 2005, 11:41
haha well i appreciate this.. this thread was goood..

If i don tsay so myself..

So exactly what WERE you doing up at 2:00am???? :whistle:

And keep your hands where I can see 'em...

cowpoos
14th October 2005, 11:43
That'd be Johnny Farnham...

rep despatched :niceone:

cowpoos
14th October 2005, 11:45
Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

artist and song for rep............NO GOOGLE!!!

ManDownUnder
14th October 2005, 11:46
Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

artist and song for rep............NO GOOGLE!!!

NFI (that'd be "No ... Idea")

Cibby
14th October 2005, 11:46
So exactly what WERE you doing up at 2:00am???? :whistle:

And keep your hands where I can see 'em...


hahaha... MDU..

That would be telling now woudnt it....

:devil2:

WRT
14th October 2005, 12:10
hahaha... MDU..

That would be telling now woudnt it....

:devil2:

More to the point, can we see where you hands are?

Colapop
14th October 2005, 12:14
artist and song for rep............NO GOOGLE!!![/QUOTE]

I think I'm still too fresh here to recognise an insult!! :nono:

I'll agree with the secong song though .... NFI
:stupid:

ducatilover
14th October 2005, 22:14
1 in 4 people suffer from a mental illness. Check 3 friends, if they are fine then it's you in the padded room.
so if you get four mentally inadequate people and put them in a room, then only one is fucked up?? and so if you take that one out is there 1 1/3 fucked up people?? shit thats where all my freinds went, ringer hinger dinger. :crybaby:

cowpoos
21st October 2005, 18:35
Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

artist and song for rep............NO GOOGLE!!!

come on people.... its a classic

Cibby
22nd October 2005, 08:34
come on people.... its a classic
michael jackson??

Does anyone really care?

No. :whocares:

T.W.R
22nd October 2005, 09:55
WHERE DID I GO WRONG :spudwave:

cowpoos
22nd October 2005, 15:33
michael jackson??

Does anyone really care?

No. :whocares:

nope... not michael jack....

he is a african america though.....