Sexy Illness

[Cibby]

1 in 10 people suffer from sexy illnesses such as
"cute", "gorgeous" or "damn! hot stuff" disorder.

Hi my name is Racheal....... Know me before you judge me



:devil2:

[DemonWolf]

I'm suffering from a ugly stick beating.. whats the cure?

Even my missus tells me, that I've got a nice body.. but once ya at the face.. boy.. someone gave you a good ol beating!

maybe cuse I dont shave often.. dont like the rash feel personally.

[TonyB]

That must be awful for you Cibby Chick. Can you provide photo's to show the curious just how awful this disorder really is? :whistle:

[bugjuice]

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..

[jrandom]

nine out of ten people suffer from being an order of magnitude dumber than the tenth one.

hi. my name is Fish, and unfortunately I've never been able to empathise with those bloody losers.

[Postie]

nine out of ten people suffer from being an order of magnitude dumber than the tenth one.

hi. my name is Fish, and unfortunately I've never been able to empathise with those bloody losers.
i think you just did fish

[Motoracer]

1 in 10 people suffer from sexy illnesses such as
"cute", "gorgeous" or "damn! hot stuff" disorder.

Hi my name is Racheal....... Know me before you judge me

Well, that makes 2 of us at least so you are not alone out there..

My name is Sudeep and I suffer from sexy illnesses such as the ones mentioned above...

Group hug :grouphug:

[WRT]

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..

From the second sentence, I would have thought that "egos" wasnt the four letter word that should have been in the first sentence . . .

[ManDownUnder]

Well, that makes 2 of us at least so you are not alone out there..

My name is Sudeep and I suffer from sexy illnesses such as the ones mentioned above...

Group hug :grouphug:

Motoracer - please put your pants on before you hug me again

[WRT]

Motoracer - please put your pants on before you hug me again

Well, you did ask for a partner for the Trojan Games . . . be carefull what you wish for!

[ManDownUnder]

Well, you did ask for a partner for the Trojan Games . . . be carefull what you wish for!

Point taken :niceone: (and post modified... now seeking FEMALE partner)

[Motoracer]

Motoracer - please put your pants on before you hug me again

I'm sorry. I think you have mistaken the size 22 spanner in my pocket for my other "tool". I can understand how easy it is to to confuse them, so it's OK.

[ManDownUnder]

I'm sorry. I think you have mistaken the size 22 spanner in my pocket for my other "tool". I can understand how easy it is to to confuse them, so it's OK.

I see your point, but I don't really want either of them near my nuts - thanks all the same

MDU

[Cibby]

Well, that makes 2 of us at least so you are not alone out there..

My name is Sudeep and I suffer from sexy illnesses such as the ones mentioned above...

Group hug :grouphug:

oh thank god.. it is great to know that i have support in my times of trial...

haha;)

[kerryg]

nine out of ten people suffer from being an order of magnitude dumber than the tenth one.




Ahha :doh: ... I just figured it out..sheesh...guess that makes me one of the other 9 dammit :blink:

[Wolf]

nine out of ten people suffer from being an order of magnitude dumber than the tenth one.

hi. my name is Fish, and unfortunately I've never been able to empathise with those bloody losers.
Eight out of fifteen statistics are made up on the spot and 5 out of 3 people can't do fractions properly...

[hXc]

1 in 4 people suffer from a mental illness. Check 3 friends, if they are fine then it's you in the padded room.

[strayjuliet]

Hi my name is Stray and i suffer from BITCH disorder
Beautiful, Interesting, Talented, Charming Happy.
Please don't pity me... :love:



Because I love having this problem. :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

and 5 out of 3 people can't do fractions properly...

I can work out how to fit 5 people into 3... :devil2:

or am I admitting a little too much...?

[bugjuice]

I can work out how to fit 5 people into 3... :devil2:

or am I admitting a little too much...?
3 girls equal 9 holes. 5 guys fit fine..
see, stacks up..

[WRT]

3 girls equal 9 holes. 5 guys fit fine..
see, stacks up..

Yeah, but in terms of a menage-a- . . . err . . . cinq, then this would be the "bad" type . . .

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah, but in terms of a menage-a- . . . err . . . cinq, then this would be the "bad" type . . .

I can see you're not quite such a visual person as I...

If her (1) and 2 guys (+2) = menage a trois
her (1) and 3 guys (+3) = menage a quatre...

I found it an easy one to conceive...

[ManDownUnder]

3 girls equal 9 holes. 5 guys fit fine..
see, stacks up..

ATTA BOY LMAO!

Speaking of rude, crude and undesirable responses... where's biff these days... ?

[edit] - BJ - I can see you and I need to get really trashed one night and see what comes out ... I look forward to it!

[Postie]

If her (1) and 2 guys (+2) = menage a trois
her (1) and 3 guys (+3) = menage a quatre...

This may be your view MDU, personally i prefer this equation

if me (1) and 2 GIRLS (+2) = menage a trois
me (1) and 3 GIRLS (+3) = mengage a quatre


but each to their own dude

[bugjuice]

ATTA BOY LMAO!

Speaking of rude, crude and undesirable responses... where's biff these days... ?

[edit] - BJ - I can see you and I need to get really trashed one night and see what comes out ... I look forward to it!
is that a propsition..??
You'll have to drug me before it gets that far..
but I'm up for drinks all the time.. and head

[Postie]

[edit] - BJ - I can see you and I need to get really trashed one night and see what comes out ... I look forward to it!


BJ BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WRT]

This may be your view MDU, personally i prefer this equation

if me (1) and 2 GIRLS (+2) = menage a trois
me (1) and 3 GIRLS (+3) = mengage a quatre


but each to their own dude

I would be up for a foursome some time, you know, me and four girls . . .

[jrandom]

I would be up for a foursome some time, you know, me and four girls . . .

rubbish. no man could handle that.

youd quickly be reduced to the role of spectator.

[WRT]

rubbish. no man could handle that.

youd quickly be reduced to the role of spectator.

Even that I wouldnt mind . . .

[Postie]

I would be up for a foursome some time, you know, me and four girls . . .
your asking the wrong person dude, but surely you and four girls would be a fivesome........ or in English, really tiring

[WRT]

your asking the wrong person dude, but surely you and four girls would be a fivesome........ or in English, really tiring

Well, maybe, but I like my maths better than yours in this case!

[ManDownUnder]

is that a propsition..??
You'll have to drug me before it gets that far..
but I'm up for drinks all the time.. and head

I'l help you with drinks... you'll need to find others for anything beyond that I'm afraid...

No proposition matey... just an invite for a damned good, overdue, laugh...

[HDTboy]

[edit] - BJ - I can see you and I need to get really trashed one night and see what comes out ... I look forward to it!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=362669#post362669

[Postie]

Well, maybe, but I like my maths better than yours in this case!
i dunno dude.....

[ManDownUnder]

rubbish. no man could handle that.

youd quickly be reduced to the role of spectator.

As a suggestion... guys should start off as a spectator... and get dragged in from time to time whenever they can err... "fit in"...

[WRT]

That would be a fivesome wouldn't it? You + 4 chix?

You count like Postie!

[WRT]

i dunno dude.....

So, you'd kick girl no. 4 out of bed based on symantecs?

Shit, I wouldnt . . . maybe on genetics (say if she was really ugly, then I'd be like sorry lady, this bus is full!)

[ManDownUnder]

You count like Postie!

:dodge: and err... what if Postie happened to count like the rest of us??? :dodge:

But let's face it... you get in that situation (4 or 5) - you ain't going to be protesting about algebra, french names for stuff or... anything except gasping for air and thinking of England...

[bugjuice]

:dodge: and err... what if Postie happened to count like the rest of us??? :dodge:

But let's face it... you get in that situation (4 or 5) - you ain't going to be protesting about algebra, french names for stuff or... anything except gasping for air and thinking of England...
fuck england - you're in bed with a load of chicks!

[thehollowmen]

fuck england - you're in bed with a load of chicks!

yes, yes I am

now why the hell I'm using the laptop to check KB I don't know..

[mikey]

1 in 10 people suffer from sexy illnesses such as
"cute", "gorgeous" or "damn! hot stuff" disorder.

Hi my name is Racheal....... Know me before you judge me



:devil2:


ohh fuck off go pick on something else bitch.
its an ad about awareness bitch. go take the piss out of mcdonalds or some one

[bugjuice]

Hi, my name's Mikey
and i've got a short fuckin FUSE!
DEAL WITH IT

[Wolf]

I would be up for a foursome some time, you know, me and four girls . . .
A bloke with four girls? I guess he could call it "Surround Sound"... :chase:

[strayjuliet]

A bloke with four girls? I guess he could call it "Surround Sound"... :chase:
Now I know why you haven't had any daughters yet.

[SixPackBack]

rubbish. no man could handle that.

youd quickly be reduced to the role of spectator.

Chick's with penises have no role in this conversation

[avgas]

I'm sorry. I think you have mistaken the size 22 spanner in my pocket for my other "tool". I can understand how easy it is to to confuse them, so it's OK.
Then what the hell is this thing in my hand!!!!!! no wonder it didnt tightin that wheel nut :whistle:
Here u go Sudeep, dont worry those dents will pull right out :sweatdrop

[avgas]

1 out of every 5 people are psyco's.......if 4 of your mates are fine, your the one.
I like knives

[Cibby]

ohh fuck off go pick on something else bitch.
its an ad about awareness bitch. go take the piss out of mcdonalds or some one


Mikey, a bit harsh, but i'm truely sorry if i have offended. :brick: :slap:

Rach.

[Sniper]

I don't believe you........ :bleh:

[Cibby]

I don't believe you........ :bleh:


shhhhhhhh!!!!! ;) :whistle:

[Sniper]

shhhhhhhh!!!!! ;) :whistle:

A picture with you on the CBR will suffice. :niceone:

[jrandom]

A picture with you on the CBR will suffice

them in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

[Sniper]

them in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

Profile pic changed then. Im the ugly bugger who is squinting.

[WRT]

Profile pic changed then. Im the ugly bugger who is squinting.

Haha, you can tell that wasnt taken in auckland, there's no tarseal under that 4WD!

[bugjuice]

Haha, you can tell that wasnt taken in auckland, there's no tarseal under that 4WD!
OMFG!!!!! don't they know that taking their 4x4 off the sealed road, that they could get it dirty?!?! WTF are the thinking!?!? it could even......... get scratched...
and use more gas off road too.. and they might even have to use that second gear lever the missus always is convinced is the reverse park helper.. will someone please think of the children!!!

[Sniper]

Smartarses

[bugjuice]

all my life...

[ManDownUnder]

ohh fuck off go pick on something else bitch.
its an ad about awareness bitch. go take the piss out of mcdonalds or some one

Dude - you and fish gotta buy your weaties from someone that doesn't piss in them quite so much...

[Sniper]

all my life...

I have been waiting........

[bugjuice]

I have been waiting........
for someone to...

[cowpoos]

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..

its also interesting that 76.79% of statistic are made up on the spot :laugh:

[cowpoos]

for someone to...

come along...and make me feel alive....

[WRT]

come along...and make me feel alive....

Hmm, seeing as it was Buggy that posted it, I was thinking more along the lines of:

All my life . . .
I have been waiting . . .
For someone too . . .
Smell my finger . . . :whistle:

[Sniper]

come along...and make me feel alive....

Please dont touch me

[bugjuice]

Hmm, seeing as it was Buggy that posted it, I was thinking more along the lines of:

All my life . . .
I have been waiting . . .
For someone too . . .
Smell my finger . . . :whistle:
I had a dog, and her name was......

[Sniper]

I had a dog, and her name was......

Stacy. And she liked it when I..........

[WRT]

Stacy. And she liked it when I..........

Fed her a sausage? :whistle:

[cowpoos]

Please dont touch me

theres always someone that has to go just that little bit to far and ruin it for everyone....

sniper...why would I touch you!!!!

[cowpoos]

I had a dog, and her name was......


why don't you start a hoe down thread bug....just think....you'll be a star!!! :sunny:

[Sniper]

sniper...why would I touch you!!!!


You wanted to make sure I was real and not a well carved speciman.

WRT, I can't think of a new line, BJ!!!

[bugjuice]

why don't you start a hoe down thread bug....just think....you'll be a star!!! :sunny:
man, I am a star...
I shine like a 10w bulb.. see..??

[bugjuice]

You wanted to make sure I was real and not a well carved speciman.

WRT, I can't think of a new line, BJ!!!
"cos it's the best you'll get.."

[cowpoos]

I could hardly belive it...when I heard the news today...

[Sniper]

I could hardly belive it...when I heard the news today...

What was on the news?

[cowpoos]

:argh:

Business leaders were less than charmed as they emerged from a meeting with the Greens.


The Greens hosted about 40 business leaders in an effort to allay fears they are extremists, as they position themselves as a potential coalition partner for Labour.

Auckland Chamber of Commerce chief executive, Michael Barnett, called it a wasted opportunity.

Business Roundtable executive director, Roger Kerr, suggested some Greens' policies are outdated and economically unsound.

Mr Kerr said it was depressing to hear arguments similar to 25 years ago to do with trade and protection.

The Green Party says the meeting was worthwhile even if it did not win hearts and minds.

Greens' co-leader, Rod Donald, says the Greens listened to the business leaders' concerns about the party's policies.

He says those concerns include the Greens' policies on raising the minimum wage and free trade.

Mr Donald says it was a positive meeting because it has started a dialogue with the business community.

[WRT]

What was on the news?

Sounds like he was wanting to come and get it straight from you?

Edit: hmm, maybe I was a bit too subtle with that one?

They said you were leaving, someone swept your heart away
From the look upon your face I see it's true
So tell me all about it, tell me 'bout the plans you're makin'
Then tell me one thing more before I go

"google is our friend" . ..

[Sniper]

That sounds so wrong.

And here is on one and only political opinion- Fuck the greens.

[cowpoos]

Sounds like he was wanting to come and get it straight from you?

Edit: hmm, maybe I was a bit too subtle with that one?

They said you were leaving, someone swept your heart away
From the look upon your face I see it's true
So tell me all about it, tell me 'bout the plans you're makin'
Then tell me one thing more before I go

"google is our friend" . ..

Nice WRT....you get green candy...who sung it...lol

[cowpoos]

I was workin as a waitress in a hotel bar...this much is true





green candy to the first with the song and the singer/band!!!

[WRT]

Nice WRT....you get green candy...who sung it...lol

Google says . . . Micheal Bolton?

[cowpoos]

yes............

[bugjuice]

fuk.. we were wondering off the beaten track of this thread, and now it's just done a complete U turn..

[Sniper]

I propose nudity to get it on track!!

[WRT]

fuk.. we were wondering ...

I spend all day wondering, but would rather be out wandering . . .

[Sniper]

I spend all day wondering,

I wonder too, Im meant to be at work, but I have excuses.

[cowpoos]

What was on the news?


I propose nudity to get it on track!!

on the news this morning there was a naked guy on a motorbike [looked to be a cbr250rr] chasing little bunnies around a paddock...screaming whistle ya bastards whistle......

[Motohaus]

we are off the track here who gives a shit about stats and looks bullshit u ride a bike thats why u are here the rest is erelvant people willjudge anyway if you don't like their opinion then tell them to f@$! off easy
fuk.. we were wondering off the beaten track of this thread, and now it's just done a complete U turn..

[WRT]

on the news this morning there was a naked guy on a motorbike [looked to be a cbr250rr] chasing little bunnies around a paddock...screaming whistle ya bastards whistle......

Was it down chch way? ;)

[bugjuice]

I spend all day wondering, but would rather be out wandering . . .
blow me. .

[bugjuice]

we are off the track here who gives a shit about stats and looks bullshit u ride a bike thats why u are here the rest is erelvant people willjudge anyway if you don't like their opinion then tell them to f@$! off easy
mornin kerry.. you fall out of the wrong side again?

[Sniper]

on the news this morning there was a naked guy on a motorbike [looked to be a cbr250rr] chasing little bunnies around a paddock...screaming whistle ya bastards whistle......

Bastards, how did they find me!

[Sniper]

Was it down chch way? ;)

I saw your Aprilla today. Still in the shop. :dodge:

[WRT]

I saw your Aprilla today. Still in the shop. :dodge:

Haha, still not sold, eh? Should have been a bit more flexible in his prices then . . .

Ah well, never heard back from him so maybe hes not in a rush to sell.

[Sniper]

One fine day.....

[bugjuice]

One fine day.....
in the middle of the night....

[WRT]

in the middle of the night....

A fire broke out in the middle of the ocean

[HDTboy]

Bastards, how did they find me!
You do that too?

[Cibby]

on the news this morning there was a naked guy on a motorbike [looked to be a cbr250rr] chasing little bunnies around a paddock...screaming whistle ya bastards whistle......

haha that seems to be a south island thing..

sniper.. - u not getting any photoes.. sorry.

[Cibby]

You do that too?


and maybe a rotovagas thing to...

:argh:

your both giving CBR owners a bad name!!

[WRT]

haha that seems to be a south island thing.

Why, have they got velcro on the palms of their gloves?

[Sniper]

I want photos before acknowledging anything. And also for blackmail purposes.

EDIT: Oh shit, you aren't meant to know that

[bugjuice]

Why, have they got velcro on the palms of their gloves?
ahhhh.. words of experience...

[Sniper]

Why, have they got velcro on the palms of their gloves?

To climb things, why else pfft.

[Cibby]

I want photos before acknowledging anything. And also for blackmail purposes.

EDIT: Oh shit, you aren't meant to know that


blackmail purposes/???

Now why would you possibly want to black mail me?? or are there not enough rabbits to keep you happy??

[Sniper]

blackmail purposes/???

Now why would you possibly want to black mail me?? or are there not enough rabbits to keep you happy??

I have heaps of rabbits, but I didn't mean to say the blackmail thing out loud

[Cibby]

I have heaps of rabbits, but I didn't mean to say the blackmail thing out loud

oh ok.. well inthat case i'll pretend like i didnt hear it.

Pic is in the mail.. ;)

[bugjuice]

I have heaps of rabbits, but I didn't mean to say the blackmail thing out loud
postie and I had a pair of rabbits, a bro and a sis.. they did it heaps. They had kids. Their kids were mostly ok. Apart from one bunny that had no ears and no tail.. I blame that one on Postie tho..

[WRT]

postie and I had a pair of rabbits, a bro and a sis.. they did it heaps. They had kids. Their kids were mostly ok. Apart from one bunny that had no ears and no tail.. I blame that one on Postie tho..

How can that be Postie's fault - he's got ears!

[bugjuice]

How can that be Postie's fault - he's got ears!
how do you know about the gentics between human and rabit so well?

besides, I think those are stuck/painted on half the time..

[Postie]

How can that be Postie's fault - he's got ears!
well i used to suck on the rabbits ears, when they fell off, i started on the tail........... gave me terrible hair balls and unusual smelling farts

[cowpoos]

Why, have they got velcro on the palms of their gloves?


I think sniper does....but he use's them for sheep only!!!!! :niceone:

[cowpoos]

I have heaps of rabbits,


was a good ride this mornin then....

[*sic]

nasti value of this thread is consistantly increasing...

giggidy.

[Sniper]

I think sniper does....but he use's them for sheep only!!!!! :niceone:

You wait till I find you Mr Poo's :laugh:

[cowpoos]

You wait till I find you Mr Poo's :laugh:


don't you bring those bloody velcro gloves near me....I don't want to play your sodomistic games!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sniper]

don't you bring those bloody velcro gloves near me....I don't want to play your sodomistic games!!!!!!!!!!!

Sodomistic games are the least of your worries. Im going to put you in a container and send you to Bugjuice.

[bugjuice]

Sodomistic games are the least of your worries. Im going to put you in a container and send you to Bugjuice.
:devil2: sweeeeeeeeet

[SixPackBack]

I think sniper does....but he use's them for sheep only!!!!! :niceone:


Bbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhhhh..........you like sheep sniper..cum an get me big boy :love:

[Sniper]

Bbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhhhh..........you like sheep sniper..cum an get me big boy :love:

I swear you are one of the senior members alter eeeeeeeeeeego's mate.

[Postie]

Bbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhhhh..........you like sheep sniper..cum an get me big boy :love:
don't let sixpack back here you talk like that, you won't know whats hit you :buggerd: and you won't be able to sit for weeks............... :crybaby:

[SixPackBack]

don't let sixpack back here you talk like that, you won't know whats hit you :buggerd: and you won't be able to sit for weeks............... :crybaby:


You hiting on my bitch postie..........just had her brazilian redone and i must say the red vinyl suit she currently wears would warm the heart of any man :love:

[Postie]

You hiting on my bitch postie..........just had her brazilian redone and i must say the red vinyl suit she currently wears would warm the heart of any man :love:
i wouldn't stand in the way of true love bean man......

[bugjuice]

You hiting on my bitch postie..........just had her brazilian redone and i must say the red vinyl suit she currently wears would warm the heart of any man :love:
damn it.. I was trying to find a photo of Britany Spears in that red catsuit she wore for a vid. You can read her lips in that.. You comment reminded me of that vid. Must go find it. Anyway, on the subject of Britany, I found a few pics, but just got stuck on this one (http://www.eonline.com/On/101/MostAwesome/Gallery/Images/gal.spears.madonna.jpg). Hope you can understand that I couldn't complete the search.

[SixPackBack]

damn it.. I was trying to find a photo of Britany Spears in that red catsuit she wore for a vid. You can read her lips in that.. You comment reminded me of that vid. Must go find it. Anyway, on the subject of Britany, I found a few pics, but just got stuck on this one (http://www.eonline.com/On/101/MostAwesome/Gallery/Images/gal.spears.madonna.jpg). Hope you can understand that I couldn't complete the search.

Understand totally, make a grown man cry

[bugjuice]

Understand totally, make a grown man cry
believe me, it's making me weep fluids..

[cowpoos]

Sodomistic games are the least of your worries. Im going to put you in a container and send you to Bugjuice.


:devil2: sweeeeeeeeet


oh my god............seriously............how old are you two!

sniper......you just run along now and go play with your two and a half foot blonde girl friend....

bug....bug.....bug.... www.sexwithgranmothers.com ....go on....run along now...and for god sake...use tissues or a sock this time....that keyboard is disguting.....ewwwww

:done:

[John]

Chick's with penises have no role in this conversation
hey, hey, easy tiger - I think we need a poll on this sort of reclusive action.


Understand totally, make a grown man cry
meh, I am not complaining. 2 scroty old whores going at it, its different and feels good, us youngins cant control our cox ya know.:cool: not my fault, nope not at all.... now wheres that dirty old fish?

[NC]

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..
Ego? Is that what you named it?

[cowpoos]

Ego? Is that what you named it?

yeah thats what he calls it.....its short for "egore" apparently....because it has a great big hump on its back and a bung eye...and been living in the same smelly clothes for years now....

[NC]

yeah thats what he calls it.....its short for "egore" apparently....because it has a great big hump on its back and a bung eye...and been living in the same smelly clothes for years now....
Don't you mean a "weeping" eye?

I gross myself out sometimes

[NC]

don't let sixpack back here you talk like that, you won't know whats hit you :buggerd: and you won't be able to shit right for weeks............... :crybaby:
:mellow: :doctor:

[Sniper]

oh my god............seriously............how old are you two!

sniper......you just run along now and go play with your two and a half foot blonde girl friend....

bug....bug.....bug.... www.sexwithgranmothers.com ....go on....run along now...and for god sake...use tissues or a sock this time....that keyboard is disguting.....ewwwww

:done:

Typical TLS rider. Always with the insults :whocares: :spudwave:

[cowpoos]

Typical TLS rider. Always with the insults :whocares: :spudwave:


nah nah nah nah nah :p

[Macktheknife]

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..

(loud group responds)

HI BUGJUICE!

[Sniper]

nah nah nah nah nah :p

Snipers token word: Smartarse! :niceone:

[Cibby]

Common guys.

I come here for support, this thread is supposed to be about me dammit.. hahahaha

now it has gone off topic to Bug offering his services.. postie is in bed with a bunch of chicks. Mikey blowing a vein in his neck.. to bug having a dog and sniper trying to keep all the girls off him (yeah right) naked chicks.. photo graphs..

to damn politics of all things..

WRTS brand new aprilla.. (so hot right now)


to the intricate uses of valcro gloves.. then back to postie hitting baarrrbbaarraa... and sixpackback getting jealous...



and then some other stuff that i cant be arsed reading..

Good effort everyone ;) a thread to be proud of.

[Sniper]

Thats nothing, we still haven't got the booze out. BTW, your photos still havent shown in the mail? Whats up? :p

[Cibby]

Thats nothing, we still haven't got the booze out. BTW, your photos still havent shown in the mail? Whats up? :p

you have a Ms Sniper now Sniper...

you need to behave yourself....

[Sniper]

you have a Ms Sniper now Sniper...

you need to behave yourself....

She still isn't online so I don't have to yet. Hehe. :devil2:

[bugjuice]

Ego? Is that what you named it?
I thought it was quite fitting really..

[Wolf]

Ego? Is that what you named it?
He had to give it a name - couldn't stand all his decisions being made by a stranger...

[bugjuice]

He had to give it a name - couldn't stand all his decisions being made by a stranger...
bang on.. I kinda figured, it's been with me for a while now.. I'd hate to loose him, and he's been so helpful with most of my choices in life (just look at my bike).. I thought a name is the least I can do for him.. I plan to reward him well, with a couple of swedish twins.. I hope he enjoys it

[Sniper]

I thought a name is the least I can do for him.. I plan to reward him well, with a couple of swedish twins.. I hope he enjoys it

Might have to ride over their guide dogs first :dodge: :p

[bugjuice]

Might have to ride over their guide dogs first :dodge: :p
quite possibly, but like I said, I'm not doing it for me. I'm doing it for Ego.. I'm not shellfish

[WRT]

I plan to reward him well, with a couple of swedish twins.. I hope he enjoys it

Do Sven and Olaf know of your plans for them yet? You should stop using the cloro on them, it gives them headaches . . .

[Sniper]

quite possibly, but like I said, I'm not doing it for me. I'm doing it for Ego.. I'm not shellfish

Fair enough. Hey I have an idea. How about you hold the dogs while I check them out for Ego and then I'll hod them while ego does his own "inspection"

[bugjuice]

Do Sven and Olaf know of your plans for them yet? You should stop using the cloro on them, it gives them headaches . . .
well how else do I get them to 'agree'?



Fair enough. Hey I have an idea. How about you hold the dogs while I check them out for Ego and then I'll hod them while ego does his own "inspection"
how about no?
scottie don't..

[WRT]

well how else do I get them to 'agree'?

Dunno, maybe you need to work on your pickup lines? And there has to be something more in it for them than waking up in a strange location with a headache and an arsehole the size of a 44 gallon drum . . .

[Sniper]

Dunno, maybe you need to work on your pickup lines? And there has to be something more in it for them than waking up in a strange location with a headache and an arsehole the size of a 44 gallon drum . . .

And you know this how?????? :eek5:

[bugjuice]

Dunno, maybe you need to work on your pickup lines? And there has to be something more in it for them than waking up in a strange location with a headache and an arsehole the size of a 44 gallon drum . . .
you complimenting me..?? not used to that..
I thought chicks love the line - Got any English in you? no..?? do you want some? or How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?
usually works..

[bugjuice]

And you know this how?????? :eek5:
chicks talk.. can't help it.. he must have over heard. only way I can, no, want to think of

[Sniper]

Use my thread on pic up lines BJ

[bugjuice]

Use my thread on pic up lines BJ
I wrote them all.. most tried and tested.. but can't remember how it went

[cowpoos]

arsehole the size of a 44 gallon drum . . .


you don't need to inflate his "ego" anymore than what it already is do ya...ewwww :whistle:

[cowpoos]

Qs?:Is that a mirror in your pants??? Ansr: NO!{they usually say no to this}
Well thats odd...coz I can see myself in them.... :beer:

[bugjuice]

Qs?:Is that a mirror in your pants??? Ansr: NO!{they usually say no to this}
Well thats odd...coz I can see myself in them.... :beer:
then they just acuse you of wearing chicks underwear (which I have no problem with, but today, they're chaffing a little).. Better yet, is to say - those panties look awesome... they'd go well with my bedroom carpet. Let's go see...

[WRT]

Err, Sven and Olaf (as I referred to earlier) are normally not considered "chicks". The stubble, combined with the deep voice and adams apple (amoungst other things) give it away to the casual observer . . .

[bugjuice]

Err, Sven and Olaf (as I referred to earlier) are normally not considered "chicks". The stubble, combined with the deep voice and adams apple (amoungst other things) give it away to the casual observer . . .
k, well I've never met these 'chicks' you seem to know. And I think I'm gonna avoid going out with you again now

[Postie]

Err, Sven and Olaf (as I referred to earlier) are normally not considered "chicks". The stubble, combined with the deep voice and adams apple (amoungst other things) give it away to the casual observer . . .
you only get caught out once though, right?

[Sniper]

you only get caught out once though, right?

Some mistakes are too fun to do just once.

[bugjuice]

Some mistakes are too fun to do just once.
oh dear.. Sniper finally admits he gets chicks with dicks..

[Sniper]

oh dear.. Sniper finally admits he gets chicks with dicks..

Hey I did not. Im referring to the mistakes like putting holes in walls while wrestling or running from mum after I burned all my clothes in the closet.

Those are just examples.

[bugjuice]

Hey I did not. Im referring to the mistakes like putting holes in walls while wrestling or running from mum after I burned all my clothes in the closet.

Those are just examples.
oh dear..
well, it's too late, the damage has been done. We still love you (not in the sense you find 'fun'), and we'll still talk to you.. don't worry..

[Postie]

running from mum after I burned all my clothes in the closet.

Those are just examples.
or running from your mum after you "came out of the closet"???

[Sniper]

or running from your mum after you "came out of the closet"???

You did want to hold my hand and sign Kumaya didn't you. BTW, Im not a man lover you buggers. BJ, give me a hug!

[bugjuice]

You did want to hold my hand and sign Kumaya didn't you. BTW, Im not a man lover you buggers. BJ, give me a hug!
:chase: <-- lots of 'Snipers'

[ManDownUnder]

Hey sniper hey buggy - I heard you two talking in h...

Sniper - why don't you have any pants on?

RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

[Cibby]

you don't need to inflate his "ego" anymore than what it already is do ya...ewwww :whistle:


hmmmm i dont think you shoudl be trying to Inflate Bug's ego..

that would just start vicious rumours!!!! :devil2:


or mayber it already has... :whistle:

[Cibby]

oh dear.. Sniper finally admits he gets chicks with dicks..

so the new Ms Sniper.. is actaully the new Mr. Sniper??

Hmmmm... :niceone:

[Sniper]

so the new Ms Sniper.. is actaully the new Mr. Sniper??

Hmmmm... :niceone:

Is not. :calm:

[Cibby]

Is not. :calm:

sure sniper..


Guys.. Snipers secret is out....

[Sniper]

Hey sniper hey buggy - I heard you two talking in h...

Sniper - why don't you have any pants on?

RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!


<-------- insert really dodgy smile here

[Sniper]

sure sniper.. Guys.. Snipers secret is out....

Well I suppose if a Gay man was following me because of my dashing good looks and tremendous charm, IM STILL NOT INTERESTED! :headbang:

[Cibby]

Well I suppose if a Gay man was following me because of my dashing good looks and tremendous charm, IM STILL NOT INTERESTED! :headbang:

na.. they will be after the other Mr. Sniper.. I mean your new mrs.. ;)

[Cibby]

Well I suppose if a Gay man was following me because of my dashing good looks and tremendous charm, IM STILL NOT INTERESTED! :headbang:

na.. they will be after the other Mr. Sniper.. I mean your new mrs.. ;) :whistle:

[Sniper]

Hmm a duplicate post. Me thinks Cibby is jelous :lol:

PT

[Cibby]

Hmm a duplicate post. Me thinks Cibby is jelous :lol:

PT

haha is it that obvious? :sweatdrop

[Wolf]

na.. they will be after the other Mr. Sniper.. I mean your new mrs.. ;) :whistle:
Nooooooo! Don't encourage them.

It's bad enough you started this thread without encouraging the hijackers!

CIBBY, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT!?!

[Cibby]

Nooooooo! Don't encourage them.

It's bad enough you started this thread without encouraging the hijackers!

CIBBY, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT!?!


but but but....

its funny to tease sniper......

Please???????

[Sniper]

but but but....

its funny to tease sniper......

Please???????

Tease me? You want to tease me?

(Said in the cutest kiddy voice) "Please don't poke me, my tummy is full of chocolate"

[Sniper]

WROUGHT!?![/COLOR][/SIZE]

You mean wright? Right?

[ManDownUnder]

You mean wright? Right?

I thought he meant roast - right?

[ManDownUnder]

... as in spitroast...

[Sniper]

... as in spitroast...

With Bugjuices hot swedish twins?

[bugjuice]

With Bugjuices hot swedish twins?
fuk yeah :headbang:
just don't look up.

but not if you're full of chocolate. I know what that's slang for.. and I don't want a bar of it

[Wolf]

You mean wright? Right?
Nay, wrought - as in "What evil hast thou unleashed upon us? Forsooth, Zounds and egads."

[WRT]

fuk yeah :headbang:
just don't look up.

but not if you're full of chocolate. I know what that's slang for.. and I don't want a bar of it


A "bar" of it! Oh god, my sides, my sides!

[Cibby]

With Bugjuices hot swedish twins?


i thought this twins were male???

if so.. can i borrow them??? :devil2:

[bugjuice]

i thought this twins were male???

if so.. can i borrow them??? :devil2:
did think about that with Snipe. But he was quoting me, so it's a fairly safe bet they're both female. Not the twins that WRT was quoting on earlier.
If I am unpleasently surprised :eek5: , then by all means, they're all yours.

[WRT]

i thought this twins were male???

if so.. can i borrow them??? :devil2:

Thats why I'm not so keen on a spit roast, its the "wrong" sort of three some. Personally, if we are talking roasts, then getting the "chick" in the roast chicken position rates higher in my book ;)

[bugjuice]

Thats why I'm not so keen on a spit roast, its the "wrong" sort of three some. Personally, if we are talking roasts, then getting the "chick" in the roast chicken position rates higher in my book ;)
it is a tough call. But you have to have an open mind (to some degree, calm down Sniper) with things like this. Goes without saying that it'd be more preferable to be me and the twins for a 3sum

[Sniper]

Well I safely presume that Buggy is not gay, MDU is not gay. WRT, the way you keep bringing up male swedish twins...... Im not sure :p But I know Im not gay, now where are those twins. :devil2:

[Sniper]

it is a tough call. But you have to have an open mind (to some degree, calm down Sniper) with things like this. Goes without saying that it'd be more preferable to be me and the twins for a 3sum

*Wipes dribble off chin and puts on a "serious" face*

Yep I know what you mean BJ. A good set of swedish twins are well....... mine :devil2:

[WRT]

Well I safely presume that Buggy is not gay, MDU is not gay. WRT, the way you keep bringing up male swedish twins...... Im not sure :p But I know Im not gay, now where are those twins. :devil2:

I wouldnt call presuming anything about Buggy is "safe" . . .

[bugjuice]

I wouldnt call presuming anything about Buggy is "safe" . . .
i used to have a warning label on me, but i pealed it off..

It said;
not safe for under 16s
do not put in mouth
if swollowed, consult a doctor following morning - do not induce vomiting
do not leave in sun for too long
do not tumble dry
ok to mix colours and whites and anything else
do not expose to fire hazards
to not dissasemble
removal of this sticker voids warranty
very few serviceable parts inside
none-refundable

[Sniper]

I wouldnt call presuming anything about Buggy is "safe" . . .

Anybody that lasts one second is safe. :whistle:

[Cibby]

*Wipes dribble off chin and puts on a "serious" face*

Yep I know what you mean BJ. A good set of swedish twins are well....... mine :devil2:

i want the sweedish twins dammit....

[WRT]

i want the sweedish twins dammit....

If we are still talking female twins here, then . . . can I watch?

[ManDownUnder]

Anybody that lasts one second is safe. :whistle:

Just watch it - I hear he also has a rapid fire mode...

[ManDownUnder]

If we are still talking female twins here, then . . . can I watch?

Sure - just stand behind me... (better you than Sniper)

[WRT]

Sure - just stand behind me... (better you than Sniper)

Dammit, if I'm not going to get a good view, would anyone mind if I just joined in the action instead?

[Sniper]

Sure - just stand behind me... (better you than Sniper)

Well that just means Im in front of you with the camera :devil2:

[bugjuice]

Anybody that lasts one second is safe. :whistle:
so many virgins, so little time.. can't spend all my time with just one.


Just watch it - I hear he also has a rapid fire mode...
see above comment.

[Sniper]

Dammit, if I'm not going to get a good view, would anyone mind if I just joined in the action instead?

Bugger off, you ride an Aprilla. Us on the mighty CBR250's are a close knit group, that means I get to join in...... Yay

[Sniper]

so many virgins, so little time.. can't spend all my time with just one.


I see you found my castle :niceone:

[WRT]

Bugger off, you ride an Aprilla. Us on the mighty CBR250's are a close knit group, that means I get to join in...... Yay

Hey, your the one that wanted to hold the camera, first in best dressed! Or undressed, as the case may be. Grab a pen and paper while your at it, you might wanna take notes ;)

[ManDownUnder]

Bugger off, you ride an Aprilla. Us on the mighty CBR250's are a close knit group, that means I get to join in...... Yay

yeah but err.. how do I put this delicately...

You're in Chch... and on a 250 that means you'll be here about... hmmm March 2006?

[Cibby]

Well that just means Im in front of you with the camera :devil2:


buggie.. these would make great photographs for your calander.

I'm keen .... :devil2: :whistle:


in the interest of art ofcourse.

[Sniper]

yeah but err.. how do I put this delicately...

You're in Chch... and on a 250 that means you'll be here about... hmmm March 2006?

Ooooo, that will keep :p Besides Cibby PM'ed me and said I could join... see


Yes Sniper, please join in

[WRT]

yeah but err.. how do I put this delicately...

You're in Chch... and on a 250 that means you'll be here about... hmmm March 2006?

And after that ride on a CBR250, I dont think he would be capable even of walking, let alone anything else . . .

[ManDownUnder]

buggie.. these would make great photographs for your calander.

I'm keen .... :devil2: :whistle:


in the interest of art ofcourse.

ok - now I'm spitting...

[bugjuice]

ok - now I'm spitting...
keep it to yourself then..

cibby, we'll see. Might have to get a few sessions in, just to make sure we get the best possible angle. But we have to involve bikes somehow. Best I can think of is 'me riding........' could work.. dunno..

[ManDownUnder]

keep it to yourself then..

I'll have to - it either hurts 'em or they gag on it... it's just not fair on the women if they're only used to the average joe...

[Sniper]

I'll have to - it either hurts 'em or they gag on it... it's just not fair on the women if they're only used to the average joe...

You having trouble walking to.

:whistle: Im jake the peg.....

[ManDownUnder]

You having trouble walking to.

:whistle: Im jake the peg.....

the worst part is trying to keep it a secret when "the flag goes up". Bloody thing prods me in the chin...

[ManDownUnder]

It does pose the question though - I wonder if you could revolve that spit roast - or would that just be showing off?

[bugjuice]

It does pose the question though - I wonder if you could revolve that spit roast - or would that just be showing off?
I've always thought that was part of the action.. wondered why they always looked so surprised.. I thought they were just acting how a pig would look.. hmm..

[Sniper]

the worst part is trying to keep it a secret when "the flag goes up". Bloody thing prods me in the chin...


You are bloody lucky. I get faint and it beats me in the head.

[ManDownUnder]

I've always thought that was part of the action.. wondered why they always looked so surprised.. I thought they were just acting how a pig would look.. hmm..

hmmm??? oh yes to the humming... a much underrated part of the whole thing.

And yeah - I think a spitroast is the only time a woman should ever come between friends - don't you?

[Cibby]

keep it to yourself then..

cibby, we'll see. Might have to get a few sessions in, just to make sure we get the best possible angle. But we have to involve bikes somehow. Best I can think of is 'me riding........' could work.. dunno..

wow buggie.. your willing to put a lot of ahh... "effort" into this huh... i like your ideas so far..

i'm prepared to put in all the time and effort necessary to make sure it works... ;) :devil2:

oh dear....

[Sniper]

wow buggie.. your willing to put a lot of ahh... "effort" into this huh... i like your ideas so far..

i'm prepared to put in all the time and effort necessary to make sure it works... ;) :devil2:

oh dear....

(Said in the Ali G Thai voice) Can I come?

[ManDownUnder]

You are bloody lucky. I get faint and it beats me in the head.

Please take that back... you've just confessed to having a lack of oxygen to the brain, and repeated head trauma... I'm not going to offer the comeback that came to mind - it'd just be mean...

[Sniper]

Please take that back... you've just confessed to having a lack of oxygen to the brain, and repeated head trauma... I'm not going to offer the comeback that came to mind - it'd just be mean...

Only from a rush of blood to the nether regions. Whats wrong with that?

[ManDownUnder]

Only from a rush of blood to the nether regions. Whats wrong with that?


please please please take it back...

weak in the head and a big dick??? oh there are too many things I could do with that - it'd just be ... CRUEL!

I prefer to target those that deserve it (yeah - that was a respectful comment... kinda...). Y'know people like WINJ or ...

[Cibby]

Only from a rush of blood to the nether regions. Whats wrong with that?


wow.. a thread with a bunch of guys talking them selves "up"

this is believable.

Infact i'm getting a lil excited.. *sigh*

[Sniper]

Ok I take it back and will only think it.

Cibby, don't worry, alot of women get excited around me. Hehehe

[ManDownUnder]

wow.. a thread with a bunch of guys talking them selves "up"

this is believable.

Infact i'm getting a lil excited.. *sigh*

c'mon over - BJ and I'll sort you out... you got any (last) requests?

[Cibby]

c'mon over - BJ and I'll sort you out... you got any (last) requests?

BJ and you huh???


I dont know if i can handle BOTH of you.... sigh..

trial and error i guess.. and trial again... :devil2:

[Sniper]

c'mon over - BJ and I'll sort you out... you got any (last) requests?


Ummmmmm, that sounds so wrong in my mind :devil2: :whistle:

[Cibby]

Ummmmmm, that sounds so wrong in my mind :devil2: :whistle:

your just jealous cause your not invited to our lil party..

[bugjuice]

BJ and you huh???


I dont know if i can handle BOTH of you.... sigh..

trial and error i guess.. and trial again... :devil2:
sounds like we're on then. MDU, we'll have to clear the schedule..

[Sniper]

your just jealous cause your not invited to our lil party..

Is that an invite :whistle:

[Postie]

sounds like we're on then. MDU, we'll have to clear the schedule..
I'm we have already coverd this topic about 200 post's ago, why would you or anyone, want to have a 3some or moresome with another dude?????

[Cibby]

Is that an invite :whistle:

i think you will have to ask MDU and BJ..

[WRT]

Is that an invite :whistle:

Three guys to one girl? Those arent my sort of odds . . .

Wasnt that long ago that you were all trying to tell the rest of us that you werent gay! Now it seems like the three of you are just using poor Cibby to get in each others pants . . .

[Cibby]

I'm we have already coverd this topic about 200 post's ago, why would you or anyone, want to have a 3some or moresome with another dude?????

its ok postie.

I intend to bring some girls along to.. dont wanna feel outnumbered.

[ManDownUnder]

sounds like we're on then. MDU, we'll have to clear the schedule..

again???

hookay! Just for you though Cibby...

damn - I gotta keep my fluids up

[Sniper]

I intend to bring some girls along to.. dont wanna feel outnumbered.

Woohoo, shotgun the blondie with big boobs.

BJ said Im invited :devil2: :whistle:

[Postie]

its ok postie.

I intend to bring some girls along to.. dont wanna feel outnumbered.
well i'll take them (maybe) and you can look after BJ, MDU and Snikers.... sorry Sniper. or they can look after eachother and you can watch,.......

[ManDownUnder]

BJ and you huh???


I dont know if i can handle BOTH of you.... sigh..

trial and error i guess.. and trial again... :devil2:

It's ok - we can take it easy to start with... try to avoid a repeat of that whole drowning incident we had a while back... (BJ was it actually drowning, or lockjaw - what was the final verdict?)

[ManDownUnder]

its ok postie.

I intend to bring some girls along to.. dont wanna feel outnumbered.

yeah - it's probably best

[Sniper]

It's ok - we can take it easy to start with... try to avoid a repeat of that whole drowning incident we had a while back... (BJ was it actually drowning, or lockjaw - what was the final verdict?)

Hmmm, maybe I'll stay at home if this is what they mean?

[bugjuice]

It's ok - we can take it easy to start with... try to avoid a repeat of that whole drowning incident we had a while back... (BJ was it actually drowning, or lockjaw - what was the final verdict?)
it was a monsteroschopy. was finally sorted in the end, but the poor lass had her jaw wired shut for a wee while. She's on the road to recovery. I have been asked to help with rehab/physio, just to make sure she doesn't repeat this tragic event again

[bugjuice]

lol.. 17 pages of pure filth..
we should sell it to a porn king..

[Postie]

trial and error i guess.. and trial again... :devil2:


i hope you got a big trunk, cos i'm putting my bike in it

[ManDownUnder]

it was a monsteroschopy. was finally sorted in the end, but the poor lass had her jaw wired shut for a wee while. She's on the road to recovery. I have been asked to help with rehab/physio, just to make sure she doesn't repeat this tragic event again

THAAAAAT'S right.

Good of you to be so civic minded.

Reckon Cibby's up to it though? We'll just start small (Postie - you out there bud?)

[Sniper]

we should sell it to a porn king..

How much you want for it?

[Cibby]

Three guys to one girl? Those arent my sort of odds . . .

Wasnt that long ago that you were all trying to tell the rest of us that you werent gay! Now it seems like the three of you are just using poor Cibby to get in each others pants . . .

That is a very good point WRT..

Thanks so much for sticking for poor lil ol me..

how can i ever repay you?

[Postie]

We'll just start small (Postie - you out there bud?)

dude, c'mon..... the water was really cold that day....

[Sniper]

dude, c'mon..... the water was really cold that day....

Yea, thats what you said last time too.