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caseye
11th May 2016, 19:08
OK folks here in KB, the plight of the FBMC group has been messed with for a second time.
So for the moment we are making use of KB's online status and keeping in touch with one another and anyone else who would like to come along with us on our planned and not so planned rides.
So please bear with us and just add what you'd like without getting too bloody minded, the FBMC has been around for a number of years now and isn't going anywhere except for rides and to destinations where we can all gather and enjoy ourselves, if this sounds like you, let us know and we'll arrange an interview and a bit of a grilling and maybe we'll let you come along once in awhile.
maybe knot too.
Na, we're a friendly bunch of nuts and love having new folk come join us for rides and social events.
So fill ya boots, enjoy our talk and our extremely banal chatter and if it pushes your buttons come along and see how it's done.

russd7
11th May 2016, 19:47
i was once a fat biker, but i changed email address and went and updated it in fat biker and got kicked out so now im just a fat biker who's no longer a fat biker. by the way, the best pies and donuts are the tea rooms at reefton, good old fashioned fat biker tucker.

EJK
11th May 2016, 19:59
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Gremlin
11th May 2016, 20:02
How many people does it take to displace fat bikers? :crazy:

caseye
11th May 2016, 20:10
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/go-be-fat-somewhere-else.jpg
bad caseye

Eye resemble that remark!
Shitty picture.

Madness
11th May 2016, 20:11
Quoted embedded media.

Careful, Gremlin will infract your fat arse.

caseye
11th May 2016, 20:17
Careful, Gremlin will infract your fat arse.

I did, didn't eye, deserve all I get then I suppose. Ignorance is no excuse of the law, apologies Grem.

Gremlin
11th May 2016, 20:23
I did, didn't eye, deserve all I get then I suppose. Ignorance is no excuse of the law, apologies Grem.
Infract yourself, you're a moderator, you should know better! :spanking:

rastuscat
11th May 2016, 20:27
Loving it. Moderators slapping each other.

I'm a Fat Biker. I've never belonged to a group. Does that mean I'm not fat?

Laava
11th May 2016, 20:36
Loving it. Moderators slapping each other.

I'm a Fat Biker. I've never belonged to a group. Does that mean I'm not fat?

Pphatt. Get with the program!

caseye
11th May 2016, 21:23
Geez you guy'z, talk about giving a bloke a complex. Rastus, if you feel like a fat Biker, then ewe R! The rest of you can go eat some doughnuts and get into training, maybe we'll accept you at a later date.
I did beat myself up a bit Grem, but that newly stripped birch stick did hurt alot!

FatMax
12th May 2016, 11:52
Just as long as you are fat on the inside

Maha
12th May 2016, 11:55
Loving it. Moderators slapping each other.

I'm a Fat Biker. I've never belonged to a group. Does that mean I'm not fat?

It's only cause for concern when they start slapping each other covered in baby oil..Joni left years so all is good. :mellow:

Paul in NZ
12th May 2016, 12:23
Loving it. Moderators slapping each other.

I'm a Fat Biker. I've never belonged to a group. Does that mean I'm not fat?

You never belonged to a group??? OK - so you left the force because your memory is shot right??

leathel
12th May 2016, 12:59
Some of the "Fat Bikers" are getting rather slim these days! But they still have FATTITUDE so that's all good :D

The fatties page sure has taken some grief with parts not working and some not being able to log in, and no one being able to join..... Oh well it will get sorted again sometime but rides need to be done while it gets sorted :P

Paul in NZ
12th May 2016, 15:30
FATTITUDE

Awesomeness....

slofox
12th May 2016, 15:45
Well, I'm supposedly a Fat Biker. Even though I only weight 66kg at present and fight to keep that much on. I guess being partial to a pie and a pint kind of qualifies one for membership, yes? Oh and riding miles to get to such fare as well I suppose.

You can get quite good pies in Otorohanga by the way. Down by the bus stop. Steak mushroom and bacon is pretty good...:love:

Maha
12th May 2016, 16:14
The FBMC is a bit like the RSA, membership is dwindling and needs to replenished by anyone.....please anyone!

leathel
12th May 2016, 17:10
The FBMC is a bit like the RSA, membership is dwindling and needs to replenished by anyone.....please anyone!

Nah I dont care if its just the normal crew...10-20 is plenty for a ride. Just need a spot to sort our shit while the forum is sorted properly (not just patched up)

caseye
12th May 2016, 17:33
The FBMC is a bit like the RSA, membership is dwindling and needs to replenished by anyone.....please anyone!

Maha, not quite mate, not quite, while the FBMC is happy for anyone to come along and ride and participate in the social aspect of things we do nowadays have a standard that we like to keep, seems everyone who has come along of late are all bloody good sorts who have fitted right in. That isn't to say we'd hesitate to decline someone who breaks the unwritten rules of group riding etc a thing that has occurred in the past, we have a pretty good record of getting everyone where we're going and back again without being too picky.

Maha
12th May 2016, 17:41
Maha, not quite mate, not quite, while the FBMC is happy for anyone to come along and ride and participate in the social aspect of things we do nowadays have a standard that we like to keep, seems everyone who has come along of late are all bloody good sorts who have fitted right in. That isn't to say we'd hesitate to decline someone who breaks the unwritten rules of group riding etc a thing that has occurred in the past, we have a pretty good record of getting everyone where we're going and back again without being too picky.

Good to hear Mark, seems it may be better organised than once was. Word from some who had left in the past was that at times it was like juggling snakes, but maybe they could have been part of any issues.

FatMax
12th May 2016, 18:43
Good to hear Mark, seems it may be better organised than once was. Word from some who had left in the past was that at times it was like juggling snakes, but maybe they could have been part of any issues.

Don't get me started on that one. Fair to say the arseholes, egos and idiots are gone and the real FBMC remain with good people who know the score.
Such a shame those who had something to say didn't have the balls to come forward, but that says more about them.
The FBMC are still here regardless of the pissy arsed childish attempts to destroy it. As we have proved, this club is so much more than a status update.
Ride on

Maha
12th May 2016, 19:10
Don't get me started on that one. Fair to say the arseholes, egos and idiots are gone and the real FBMC remain with good people who know the score.
Such a shame those who had something to say didn't have the balls to come forward, but that says more about them.
The FBMC are still here regardless of the pissy arsed childish attempts to destroy it. As we have proved, this club is so much more than a status update.
Ride on

To be fair also Mark I have only heard what the few have said personally but as always, there are always two side to every grievance spouted. Strayed in front of enemy lines once or twice myself... :laugh:

Good to see things are all positive.

leathel
12th May 2016, 22:22
Its nice to ride with people that don't live on there phones at the stops! The down side is I forget to take pictures as we are catching up in person so less ride reports from the outings... pics or it didn't happen and all :P

FLUB
12th May 2016, 22:52
Some of the "Fat Bikers" are getting rather slim these days! But they still have FATTITUDE so that's all good :D

I'm certainly one of the slim ones these days, but trying to get back up there by slowly increasing pie intake.

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FLUB
12th May 2016, 22:55
You can get quite good pies in Otorohanga by the way. Down by the bus stop. Steak mushroom and bacon is pretty good...:love:

The buses stop in Oto! [emoji3]

Can't beat Viands in Kihikihi for pies. The FBMC adopted home.

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FatMax
13th May 2016, 06:06
The buses stop in Oto! [emoji3]

Can't beat Viands in Kihikihi for pies. The FBMC adopted home.

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Personally gutted that the Turangi truck stop is no more. That was a regular stop off for a nosebag

Maha
13th May 2016, 08:21
The buses stop in Oto! [emoji3]

Can't beat Viands in Kihikihi for pies. The FBMC adopted home.

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I once had my wheels stolen in Kihikihi and I didn't even stop!

Boscos in Te Kuiti is an awesome place to stop.
Village Cafe' in Pirongia make wonderful homemade pies.
The old Pub in Bennydale is now a great Cafe'. A must if you're every down that way. Pic 1
The Dam Cafe' at Whakamaru. Pic 2
Big Jim's just north New Plymouth is another, the plus being you have Mt Messenger and the Awakino gorge to ride through getting there from the north.
Though you probably know of all these places?

FatMax
13th May 2016, 09:28
Its nice to ride with people that don't live on there phones at the stops! The down side is I forget to take pictures as we are catching up in person so less ride reports from the outings... pics or it didn't happen and all :P

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Yes indeed sir, very well put.

Thanks to you, Caseye and the other top folk we are still rolling on. As Muzza rightly said, groups of folk are all about quality not quantity.

Apart from pastry and lard, the more quantity the better

leathel
13th May 2016, 09:52
I once had my wheels stolen in Kihikihi and I didn't even stop!

Boscos in Te Kuiti is an awesome place to stop.
Village Cafe' in Pirongia make wonderful homemade pies.
The old Pub in Bennydale is now a great Cafe'. A must if you're every down that way. Pic 1
The Dam Cafe' at Whakamaru. Pic 2
Though you probably know of all these places?



Whakamaru Cafe is not a bad spot to stop, plenty of parking. Some say they make the best cheese and onion sandwich..
Bennydale we went through in Feb but didn't stop, Might have to next time. Some nice roads through there
Pirongia was last months stop but we just had quick bakery stop, cafe might have been better as the flies outside the bakery were a little of putting
Te Kuiti we usually stop at the dinner beside the BP the other end of town, Might have to take a look in there...


People please do share the great eating spots as I am always looking for new spots to head too :D

Not to worried if service is not super fast as we are never in a hurry.... as long as there are good roads to travel and a nice place to sit (IE Like Nikau caves cafe)

Maha
13th May 2016, 10:03
Boscos is brilliant, we always stopped there on our group rides, even rang though and they reserved tables for us because it can get busy.
Bikers always top here at the Bus Stop Cafe in Mangakino, it's cash only but hot food/great coffee and the outlook is awesome. (photo)

eldog
13th May 2016, 10:22
Dixie Browns @Taupo for breakKY

Maha I have stopped beside the bus at Manga kino a few times usually after hours but the view is nice having a cuppa from thermos
Same as Boscos I must start riding at more civilised times obviously.
Tell kuiti Chinese and European takeaway is a welcome dinner

Bass
13th May 2016, 12:04
People please do share the great eating spots as I am always looking for new spots to head too



The best pies I have ever tasted were the camel pies from the bakery in Birdsville. It's a bit of a long haul however and that first water crossing can be a bitch

Maha
13th May 2016, 12:12
The best pies I have ever tasted were the camel pies from the bakery in Birdsville. It's a bit of a long haul however and that first water crossing can be a bitch

Bactrian or Dromedary Pie? one needs more sauce.

Maha
13th May 2016, 12:15
Question for the Pie eating junkies on pie eating etiquette...

Out of the bag or on a plate with sauce. Cut up on a plate or whole and cut as you go?

leathel
13th May 2016, 12:24
Out of the bag for me if its well made..... Some don't seal the lid properly and that ruins the out of the bag experience!

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd316/leathel-one/1270289_10152218734887802_575255948_o.jpg (http://s222.photobucket.com/user/leathel-one/media/1270289_10152218734887802_575255948_o.jpg.html)

Gremlin
13th May 2016, 12:29
Personally gutted that the Turangi truck stop is no more. That was a regular stop off for a nosebag
eh? Has it closed? Bugger :(

leathel
13th May 2016, 12:29
Boscos is brilliant, we always stopped there on our group rides, even rang though and they reserved tables for us because it can get busy.
Bikers always top here at the Bus Stop Cafe in Mangakino, it's cash only but hot food/great coffee and the outlook is awesome. (photo)


Yup been to the bus stop

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd316/leathel-one/IMG_9952.jpg (http://s222.photobucket.com/user/leathel-one/media/IMG_9952.jpg.html)

leathel
13th May 2016, 12:46
Dixie Browns @Taupo for breakKY

Maha I have stopped beside the bus at Manga kino a few times usually after hours but the view is nice having a cuppa from thermos
Same as Boscos I must start riding at more civilised times obviously.
Tell kuiti Chinese and European takeaway is a welcome dinner

Pretty sure we stopped at Dixie Browns on the way to Napier...Bar type cafe? Is that where they have the row of food spots across from the waterfront where they have the big area of tables?

Done that area a few times from the different food outfits.

slofox
13th May 2016, 13:09
Question for the Pie eating junkies on pie eating etiquette...

Out of the bag or on a plate with sauce. Cut up on a plate or whole and cut as you go?

Always out of the bag and never with sauce. In my world anyway.

FatMax
13th May 2016, 13:16
Out of the bag and no sauce. Why ruin a good pie I reckon

Murray
13th May 2016, 13:16
:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Yes indeed sir, very well put.

Thanks to you, Caseye and the other top folk we are still rolling on. As Muzza rightly said, groups of folk are all about quality not quantity.

Apart from pastry and lard, the more quantity the better

Jeez did I say that??? Oh yeah I did!!!

Time for a Northern ride you lot

eldog
13th May 2016, 14:25
Pretty sure we stopped at Dixie Browns on the way to Napier...Bar type cafe? Is that where they have the row of food spots across from the waterfront where they have the big area of tables?

Done that area a few times from the different food outfits.

Www.dixiebrowns.co.nz
Devon port. Mt maunganui. Taupo

Plenty of pleasant items to look at

caseye
13th May 2016, 19:29
OK MURRAY Name the weekend you are both free to ride at least one day and I promise Ratbag and I will ride up.
So will Leathel Flubby and a whole bunch of other Fat Bikers.
Maha, you and Mom ain't going to be missed out on either,cash, wot's dat? Nevertheless Love to ride down and catch up with you both sometime soon, not that far to bum fuck whereever the hell that place is! lol.

FatMax
13th May 2016, 19:47
OK MURRAY Name the weekend you are both free to ride at least one day and I promise Ratbag and I will ride up.
So will Leathel Flubby and a whole bunch of other Fat Bikers.
Maha, you and Mom ain't going to be missed out on either,cash, wot's dat? Nevertheless Love to ride down and catch up with you both sometime soon, not that far to bum fuck whereever the hell that place is! lol.

If I ain't gigging I'll cage it as well you sexy beasts

FatMax
13th May 2016, 19:52
Www.dixiebrowns.co.nz
Devon port. Mt maunganui. Taupo

Plenty of pleasant items to look at

Worst fucking eatery in the world. Was there a few weeks ago. Snobby patrons, shit staff and crap food. Wouldn't feed the dog there. And I had the biggest tits in the whole place [emoji106]

F5 Dave
13th May 2016, 20:51
It's onlyuse for concern when they start slapping each other covered in baby oil..Joni left years so all is good. :mellow:
Hey hey. Joni was lovely. She wasnt fat and she made great sandwiches at race meets. Always welcome here. Even if she did associate with Deviants like kickaha.

Maha
13th May 2016, 21:21
Hey hey. Joni was lovely. She wasnt fat and she made great sandwiches at race meets. Always welcome here. Even if she did associate with Deviants like kickaha.

Remember when the Mod Squad got a total makeover? her Cajun frosty Kickaha etc? Kind of ironic the same thing has happened to the FBMC :confused:

F5 Dave
13th May 2016, 22:02
Err, no, but you have 500 posts more than me so I'll bow to your prominent status of some old cunt.

Sorry, I've been drinking and that's funny right there.

eldog
13th May 2016, 22:32
Worst fucking eatery in the world. Was there a few weeks ago. Snobby patrons, shit staff and crap food. Wouldn't feed the dog there. And I had the biggest tits in the whole place [emoji106]

I would like a second opinion:bye: Taupo shop.
the snobs will be Aucklanders
dog won't fit on the bike

FLUB
13th May 2016, 22:41
I would like a second opinion:bye: Taupo shop.
the snobs will be Aucklanders
dog won't fit on the bike
The Taupo one does excellent mince on toast.

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Madness
13th May 2016, 22:48
I thought the size of the eggs benny from Taupo was downright stingy. That was a while ago.

FatMax
14th May 2016, 00:22
Remember when the Mod Squad got a total makeover? her Cajun frosty Kickaha etc? Kind of ironic the same thing has happened to the FBMC :confused:

and what exactly do you mean by that, for those of us who prefer straight talk rather than silly knobgobbling that nobody unfderstands?

Maha
14th May 2016, 07:08
and what exactly do you mean by that, for those of us who prefer straight talk rather than silly knobgobbling that nobody unfderstands?

Exactly, get rid of the dead wood an the forest will regrow.

FatMax
14th May 2016, 08:35
Exactly, get rid of the dead wood an the forest will regrow.

Ahhhhh.......
So, if a woman says something in a forest and nobody hears it, is she still right?

Maha
14th May 2016, 08:38
Ahhhhh.......
So, if a woman says something in a forest and nobody hears it, is she still right?

She'll have to snap chat it.

Murray
14th May 2016, 08:42
OK MURRAY Name the weekend you are both free to ride at least one day and I promise Ratbag and I will ride up.
So will Leathel Flubby and a whole bunch of other Fat Bikers.
Maha, you and Mom ain't going to be missed out on either,cash, wot's dat? Nevertheless Love to ride down and catch up with you both sometime soon, not that far to bum fuck whereever the hell that place is! lol.

You name the weekend and I will get the Saturday off - Trina probably not but she can be finished by 2pm latest - Yet to find a great pie in Whangarei but working on it:yes::yes:

FatMax
14th May 2016, 08:46
You name the weekend and I will get the Saturday off - Trina probably not but she can be finished by 2pm latest - Yet to find a great pie in Whangarei but working on it:yes::yes:

Why don't we go on a pie hunt, may as well. Murray I'm disappointed that you've not found the best northern pie, might have to snog you for that

Black Knight
14th May 2016, 09:23
Why don't we go on a pie hunt, may as well. Murray I'm disappointed that you've not found the best northern pie, might have to snog you for that

Springs Flat Road House on SH1 at Kamo (the one with all the trucks outside) do a good one (and a cheap big brekkie)-The Bakery at Paihia does a good pie.-The Country Kitchen at Kaitaia has the most amazing variety of food at unbelievably cheap prices-pork crackling for brekky anyone-their pies are good but their other stuff distracts you.

eldog
14th May 2016, 09:30
www.andersonspies.co.nz (http://www.andersonspies.co.nz)

Hawera

any good?

very hard to find opening hours for their factory shop, never open when I go past.

Want to try it from the source not some dairy with month old stock :sweatdrop

pritch
14th May 2016, 10:46
www.andersonspies.co.nz (http://www.andersonspies.co.nz)

Hawera

any good?



Dunno, but Nelson's Inglewood do nice pies. I needed to do a run in the car the other day to charge the battery, so Nelson's Inglewood was the destination.
Any excuse.

FatMax
14th May 2016, 11:53
Dunno, but Nelson's Inglewood do nice pies. I needed to do a run in the car the other day to charge the battery, so Nelson's Inglewood was the destination.
Any excuse.

Yes yes and thrice yes. I was there about 6 weeks ago and the standard is jublee. Second that sir :clap::clap:

pritch
14th May 2016, 11:59
Yes yes and thrice yes. I was there about 6 weeks ago and the standard is jublee. Second that sir :clap::clap:

Apart from the pies Nelsons Bakery is interesting, the building is a registered historic place. You don't notice it from the main street but the old part out back looks interesting, but it's a working bakery not a tourist spot so you don't get to see inside.

FatMax
14th May 2016, 12:08
Check your emails folks, latest update has been sent out

Now then, where oh where can I get a decent Cornish pastie in NZ...?
And anyone know where I can find some good, honest black pudding...?

Maha
14th May 2016, 12:33
For what it's worth give the Pink Pig on SH2 a miss that place is now nowhere near what it became famous for.

Cornish Pastie in Cambridge...http://www.cornishpasties.co.nz/

FLUB
15th May 2016, 01:01
For what it's worth give the Pink Pig on SH2 a miss that place is now nowhere near what it became famous for.

Cornish Pastie in Cambridge...http://www.cornishpasties.co.nz/
Neil and his wife are from Cornwall. Came here about 10 years ago and started making pasties in their kitchen to sell at the Cambridge farmers market. A big business now but their beef pasties have remained traditional and good. Not a big fan of the other flavours, except for the one they do at Christmas with turkey, stuffing and cranberries.

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russd7
15th May 2016, 18:33
the Aparima tavern used to do a really good muttonbird pie before it burnt down, not sure if the new owners have continued with them now that it is re-opened but i was talking to the owners of the colonial bakery in invercargill the other day and they are going to look in to making one :woohoo:
they already make really nice pepper-steak pies, beef bacon and mushroom pie, bacon and egg pie, steak and mushroom pie, steak and kidney pie,I don't do chicken pies tho (those things will kill ya) so no idea what they are like.

Akzle
15th May 2016, 19:24
You name the weekend and I will get the Saturday off - Trina probably not but she can be finished by 2pm latest - Yet to find a great pie in Whangarei but working on it:yes::yes:

i'll toot mullet's horn. Regency pies bro. And inexpensive too.

Madness
15th May 2016, 19:36
i'll toot mullet's horn. Regency pies bro. And inexpensive too.

The Bakers Crust on Port Rd, opposite Te Warewhare. Quite fantastic.

Murray
15th May 2016, 19:40
i'll toot mullet's horn. Regency pies bro. And inexpensive too.

went there today - closed Sundays: what pie shop is closed on a Sunday?

Murray
15th May 2016, 19:41
The Bakers Crust on Port Rd, opposite Te Warewhare. Quite fantastic.

will try - thanks

Akzle
15th May 2016, 19:44
The Bakers Crust on Port Rd, opposite Te Warewhare. Quite fantastic.

yeah but that lady would talk the ears off a wooden goldfish

Akzle
15th May 2016, 19:45
went there today - closed Sundays: what pie shop is closed on a Sunday?

who the fuck opens any shop on a sunday?? Dont people have better things to do?

Murray
15th May 2016, 19:49
So whats happened now with the thread - clicked on usual link had to re register and all these foreign people are on it???

http://forum.fatbikersmc.co.nz/index.php?board=1.0

Murray
15th May 2016, 19:50
who the fuck opens any shop on a sunday?? Dont people have better things to do?

people who sell pies - probably biggest sales day of the week

Madness
15th May 2016, 19:55
yeah but that lady would talk the ears off a wooden goldfish

I'm multilingual and speak fluent D'Auckland. Comes in handy sometimes.

FatMax
15th May 2016, 21:04
So whats happened now with the thread - clicked on usual link had to re register and all these foreign people are on it???

http://forum.fatbikersmc.co.nz/index.php?board=1.0

Don't use it yet mate web developer still working on it. Ill let everyone know when it's ready to roll

FatMax
15th May 2016, 22:54
Yes indeed after a weekend of tireless work the new forum is finally ready

It is a new upgraded format and very easy to use but with increased security measures.

You will need to re register your details however as the original members list has gone. Go to www.forum.fatbikersmc.co.nz

There may be a few teething troubles so if anything is not working properly please let me know.

See, you cant keep a good bunch of fatties down for long, let's fucking Ride On folks

See you on the forum

PistonBlown
15th May 2016, 23:55
Check your emails folks, latest update has been sent out

Now then, where oh where can I get a decent Cornish pastie in NZ...?
And anyone know where I can find some good, honest black pudding...?

Proper Black pudding available from Peter Timbs in Christchurch. They sometimes have white pudding as well.

Cornish Pasties - Given up the search and make my own using the a recipe from Portreath, Cornwall. I'll send you the recipe if you like:-)

Now I'm just trying to find a good mutton pie in Christchurch.

FLUB
16th May 2016, 00:07
Proper Black pudding available from Peter Timbs in Christchurch. They sometimes have white pudding as well.

Cornish Pasties - Given up the search and make my own using the a recipe from Portreath, Cornwall. I'll send you the recipe if you like:-)

Now I'm just trying to find a good mutton pie in Christchurch.
Agree about the black pudding. The cheese shop in Putaruru sells them.

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leathel
16th May 2016, 07:23
Yes indeed after a weekend of tireless work the new forum is finally ready

It is a new upgraded format and very easy to use but with increased security measures.

You will need to re register your details however as the original members list has gone. Go to www.forum.fatbikersmc.co.nz

There may be a few teething troubles so if anything is not working properly please let me know.

See, you cant keep a good bunch of fatties down for long, let's fucking Ride On folks

See you on the forum

Sweet, I have sorted my re reg and when I find time will redo some old ride reports if I can find the old pics :D

Jin
16th May 2016, 07:26
Black pudding is disgusting how you guys can eat that shit

Akzle
16th May 2016, 08:04
Black pudding is disgusting how you guys can eat that shit

with a fork

Maha
16th May 2016, 08:04
Black pudding is disgusting how you guys can eat that shit

I saw some white pudding in a butcher shop , I dare not ask what that was made of.

Maha
16th May 2016, 08:07
Yes indeed after a weekend of tireless work the new forum is finally ready

It is a new upgraded format and very easy to use but with increased security measures.

You will need to re register your details however as the original members list has gone. Go to www.forum.fatbikersmc.co.nz

There may be a few teething troubles so if anything is not working properly please let me know.

See, you cant keep a good bunch of fatties down for long, let's fucking Ride On folks

See you on the forum

:laugh: Let's fucking ride on folks see you on the forums

FatMax
16th May 2016, 12:27
:laugh: Let's fucking ride on folks see you on the forums

WTF have you been smoking?

Swoop
16th May 2016, 14:46
Fair to say the arseholes, egos and idiots are gone and the real FBMC remain with good people who know the score.

"Blessed are the true Pie Eaters".:not:

Maha
16th May 2016, 15:17
WTF have you been smoking?

What have you been smoking/are you off your meds/in need of a hug and mince and cheese have all been over used when wit is momentarily out of reach.

FatMax
16th May 2016, 15:39
What have you been smoking/are you off your meds/in need of a hug and mince and cheese have all been over used when wit is momentarily out of reach.

Sorry you had me at 'What'...what the fuck are you blathering on about?

Maha
16th May 2016, 16:31
Starting to understand more now why the FBMC may have gone belly up (pun intended) is the first place. :corn:

FatMax
16th May 2016, 16:38
Starting to understand more now why the FBMC may have gone belly up (pun intended) is the first place. :corn:

Not gone belly up at all, very much alive and scoffing mate.

Maha
16th May 2016, 16:41
Read it again, present tense is not mentioned. :brick:

FatMax
16th May 2016, 16:50
Read it again, present tense is not mentioned. :brick:

Fuck me nicked by the grammar police.

Maha
16th May 2016, 17:13
No..... fact. Not my fault that you fail to understand what you are reading. Maybe Kip McGrath have a Cafe somewhere?

caseye
16th May 2016, 17:25
No..... fact. Not my fault that you fail to understand what you are reading. Maybe Kip McGrath have a Cafe somewhere?

Come on Mark, he's knot from ere! Doesn't get the nuance's we put on things, I love the kit McGrath one though.
FM, lets take this home aye mate!
Maha, love to see you guys(give mom a hug from me) on the next run.Likely it'll be a straightforward PIES pies an more Pies run to at least Kihikihi!

FatMax
16th May 2016, 17:27
No..... fact. Not my fault that you fail to understand what you are reading. Maybe Kip McGrath have a Cafe somewhere?

Well mate I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are on about. I believe you are trying to say something but rather than plain English you are preferring the cryptic whatever's that make the whole conversation rather difficult. So feel free to say whatever in plain English cos I don't understand your over educated blathering

FatMax
16th May 2016, 17:36
Come on Mark, he's knot from ere! Doesn't get the nuance's we put on things, I love the kit McGrath one though.
FM, lets take this home aye mate!
Maha, love to see you guys(give mom a hug from me) on the next run.Likely it'll be a straightforward PIES pies an more Pies run to at least Kihikihi!

If the geezer has something to say I would prefer he or anyone else said it rather than these silly comments. That's my opinion dude

Jin
16th May 2016, 18:05
Hes trying to say you are a shit for brains fuckwit. Im starting to agree with him.

leathel
16th May 2016, 18:05
If the geezer has something to say I would prefer he or anyone else said it rather than these silly comments. That's my opinion dude

Its Kiwi biker lingo....even Caseye has me scratching my head sometimes :P

Looks like I might join some from the waikato for a ride that Ewok is sorting... If all goes to plan.

FatMax
16th May 2016, 18:25
Hes trying to say you are a shit for brains fuckwit. Im starting to agree with him.

oh you noticed

FatMax
16th May 2016, 18:27
Hes trying to say you are a shit for brains fuckwit. Im starting to agree with him.

Oi Mark put a lead on your girlfriend will you she is getting all menstrual

trufflebutter
16th May 2016, 18:34
Even fatties need lovin' but I ain't feeling it .... :love:

caseye
16th May 2016, 18:37
Hes trying to say you are a shit for brains fuckwit. Im starting to agree with him.

I believe you to be very wrong!
Knowing both Marks as well as I do ( out on a limb here guys,marks)
I'd say the FBMC, needs to get back to it's own forum pages ( which are now up and operating again, no thanks to other people who just can't let things go) and that KB is here for all to say what they'd like without initially meaning to offend or upset others, having a bit of a stir is SOP here jin, but to say what you did isn't kosher without knowing something of the history of both the posters to whom you refer.
That is a subject on which I AM expert, both are friends and always will be, you ain't, yet ( I never throw people to the wolves on their first transgression) but I don't give a damn about offending or upsetting you, so call it as you see it all you want, but don't get your panties in a knot when I call you out.

FatMax
16th May 2016, 18:40
Even fatties need lovin' but I ain't feeling it .... :love:

Just feel the lard baby, feel the lard

Jin
16th May 2016, 20:04
I believe you to be very wrong!
Knowing both Marks as well as I do ( out on a limb here guys,marks)
I'd say the FBMC, needs to get back to it's own forum pages ( which are now up and operating again, no thanks to other people who just can't let things go) and that KB is here for all to say what they'd like without initially meaning to offend or upset others, having a bit of a stir is SOP here jin, but to say what you did isn't kosher without knowing something of the history of both the posters to whom you refer.
That is a subject on which I AM expert, both are friends and always will be, you ain't, yet ( I never throw people to the wolves on their first transgression) but I don't give a damn about offending or upsetting you, so call it as you see it all you want, but don't get your panties in a knot when I call you out.
but i dont wear panties

Madness
16th May 2016, 20:20
I'd say the FBMC, needs to get back to it's own forum pages.

Godspeed :bye:

Akzle
19th May 2016, 19:13
...your over educated blathering


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Akzle
19th May 2016, 19:14
but i dont wear panties
you should. its liberating.

Jin
19th May 2016, 19:33
you should. its liberating.

I go commando bro

caseye
19th May 2016, 22:35
I go commando bro

He called you "BRO" Akz. Wotcha gunna do now????? Bet he's not 1/2 brown and owns a goat! No bike butt.

Jin
19th May 2016, 23:10
I'm a bmw riding Jewish lesbian.