about tits

[Postie]

unfortunatly, the title is as good as it gets.......


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!



(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

[hXc]

Hahaha!!! Awesome

[WRT]

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher: I sew the elastic onto cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied.

Since diesel fitters was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the unemployment office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled
and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Ole.
"I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls it over his head and says,
'Yep, diesel fitter."

[bugjuice]

at least have a pic of some boobs to really understand the joke..
I do like going into underware shops and acting all innocent. But go in on the day the young assistants are in, then say you know sweet FA about this stuff. If you're good enough, they'll try some on for you.. :headbang:
the only issue after that, is getting their phone number.
If you have a gf already, then that's game over.
If you're buying it for your mum/sister/cousin, then that's just 'sick' apparently.
Haven't tried the 'it's a breaking up pressent' yet.. don't know how much water that'd hold..
Always the - it's a pressent for you... touch..

[bugjuice]

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher: I sew the elastic onto cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied.

Since diesel fitters was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the unemployment office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled
and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Ole.
"I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls it over his head and says,
'Yep, diesel fitter."
lamo.. great

[Postie]

Geeze BJ, took you long enough to view a thred about tits.....

[BNZ]

Geeze BJ, took you long enough to view a thred about tits.....

He was "busy" thinking about them

[Racey Rider]

:mega: SPANKME!!!

There's no Tits in this thread!!! :corn:

[Postie]

:mega: SPANKME!!!

There's no Tits in this thread!!! :corn:
there's 6, including myself :spudbooge

[MSTRS]

:mega: SPANKME!!!

There's no Tits in this thread!!! :corn:
Happy now?.....

[strayjuliet]

Now I know what to ask for when I go bra shopping. "Yes can I please see the Double Dang sizes.'' :whistle: :laugh: :killingme

[Sniper]

No boobs, severe dissapointment. Anger!!!!

[strayjuliet]

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!



(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

You have forgotten there are 2 new sizes I and J

I - In need of support!
J - Jesus fucken christ!

[MacD]

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.


The ABC Song (with pictures)... :niceone:

[Cibby]

In all fairness postie.

I expected more from you....

As per snipers message.. no tits?? what the hell?

I have my own, and all so taht is fine but what about all the poor boys out there without?? did ya think about them???

Did ya?

[Back Fire]

In all fairness postie.

I expected more from you....

As per snipers message.. no tits?? what the hell?

I have my own, and all so taht is fine but what about all the poor boys out there without?? did ya think about them???

Did ya?

Can I have yours??? only to, um, yea.... :sweatdrop

[Sniper]

Can I have yours??? only to, um, yea.... :sweatdrop

Careful when saying that around chicks mate, they get offended.

[Cibby]

Can I have yours??? only to, um, yea.... :sweatdrop

tell ya what??

We will race.. if you win on ur bike.. then well. ;)

if ya dont..

I can put your nuts in a vice and tighten it :devil2:

[Cibby]

Careful when saying that around chicks mate, they get offended.

haha very true..

expecially me ah sniper??

[Sniper]

I wasn't the one who said it :whistle: :devil2:

[Cibby]

I wasn't the one who said it :whistle: :devil2:


yeah iknow.. i could never be mad at you sniper!!!! you know that ;)

[Sniper]

Woohoo, besides, we ride the same bike, so we are sorta in a club :niceone:

[Cibby]

Woohoo, besides, we ride the same bike, so we are sorta in a club :niceone:


like totally dude.... Askwer has the same bike as you as well, we look sexy when we ride together... and HDT boy..

one happy family really....

[curious george]

tell ya what??

We will race.. if you win on ur bike.. then well. ;)

if ya dont..

I can put your nuts in a vice and tighten it :devil2:
Shit DO IT Rayza! You could beat her!
(worth a go anyway) :corn:
P.S. Insure your nuts first, just to be safe.

[Sniper]

Thats true, but Im scared or riding with HDTboy. I don't want his pirate bike sinking mine.

[Back Fire]

tell ya what??

We will race.. if you win on ur bike.. then well. ;)

if ya dont..

I can put your nuts in a vice and tighten it :devil2:

You would loose.... no way your CBR could keep up with my RG

[Cibby]

You would loose.... no way your CBR could keep up with my RG


aww cute... cant handle being beatin by a girl aye??

Its all about the rider Rayza.... :devil2:

[Back Fire]

aww cute... cant handle being beatin by a girl aye??

Its all about the rider Rayza.... :devil2:

OK... next track meet

[Cibby]

OK... next track meet


Track Meet??? on common... Real riders race on the road..

haha

seriously thou, I have already conceeded to this race, Unless it is a road that i know really really well and you dont and your bike isnt performing and mine is and i get a minutes headstart.. i wont win...

dammit.

[Back Fire]

You can have a head start... On a road you pick... My bike has a dodgey coil and a battery with no acid.... that sound like a race then?

[Cibby]

You can have a head start... On a road you pick... My bike has a dodgey coil and a battery with no acid.... that sound like a race then?


hbehe really??? now this sounds a tad more even.!!!

Now.. assuming that we are not going by my origional bet... shall we put a drink on the loser for it?

[Back Fire]

hbehe really??? now this sounds a tad more even.!!!

Now.. assuming that we are not going by my origional bet... shall we put a drink on the loser for it?
Sounds good to me :apint:

[Back Fire]

I want to get my bike repainted first though... So you gotta give me a week... I wanna look good when I win :2thumbsup :p