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Moise
2nd June 2016, 11:21
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EJK
2nd June 2016, 11:26
OK we can now close the lane splitting mega thread.

Now, what's the definitive rule on waiving to other bikers?

Maha
2nd June 2016, 11:26
Thank you Aunt Phoebe.

Bikers should never wave to another, that's a trucker thing, they just adore pretend friends.

Moise
2nd June 2016, 13:22
I did enjoy the question. I bet she belongs to Neighbourly.

Bass
2nd June 2016, 13:41
I did enjoy the question. I bet she belongs to Neighbourly.

Make the most of it gents. That was the last ever "Ask Phoebe"

5ive
2nd June 2016, 15:01
I bet Jane is one of those people who intentionally move their car right up to or over the white lines to stop motorcycles from passing, and then pretend that they don't see you when you sit beside their window when they come to a complete stop because their wing mirror is in your lane.

Big Dog
2nd June 2016, 15:24
In doubt that would carry any weight if you found yourself talking to a man in a wig.
It might get you down to a warning if mixed with a good attitude while still talking to the man in the Fluro vest.

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Moise
2nd June 2016, 17:08
I might carry a copy in my wallet! I wonder where that came from, NZTA or the police?

Swoop
2nd June 2016, 19:05
I bet Jane is one of those people who intentionally move their car right up to or over the white lines to stop motorcycles from passing, and then pretend that they don't see you when you sit beside their window when they come to a complete stop because their wing mirror is no longer attached.

Fixed that for ya.

Mike.Gayner
2nd June 2016, 19:12
I might carry a copy in my wallet! I wonder where that came from, NZTA or the police?

Why would it have come from the NZTA or Police? It's simply an interpretation of the road user rule, which lays out in plain English exactly what she said.

AllanB
2nd June 2016, 19:32
I have this strange rash on my left testicle - I may ask her if she can help me with my problem.

Moi
2nd June 2016, 20:08
I have this strange rash on my left testicle - I may ask her if she can help me with my problem.

This might be her answer...

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rambaldi
2nd June 2016, 20:18
I have this strange rash on my left testicle - I may ask her if she can help me with my problem.

Stop sticking it in the toaster and it will come right soon.

AllanB
2nd June 2016, 20:27
Stop sticking it in the toaster and it will come right soon.

Salty roasted nuts?

Moise
2nd June 2016, 20:53
Why would it have come from the NZTA or Police? It's simply an interpretation of the road user rule, which lays out in plain English exactly what she said.
Because that's what she does, or did, finds the best people to answer the questions.

WristTwister
2nd June 2016, 21:07
OK we can now close the lane splitting mega thread.

Now, what's the definitive rule on waiving to other bikers?

I wonder this too........

Dear Phoebe,

If I wave or nod at another motorcyclist and they don't acknowledge it, can I then raise my middle finger at the anti-social fucka?:motu:

Rejected

husaberg
2nd June 2016, 21:15
I wonder this too........

Dear Phoebe,

If I wave or nod at another motorcyclist and they don't acknowledge it, can I then raise my middle finger at the anti-social fucka?:motu:

Rejected



Have you ever considered not returning the Wave, may in fact be the secret KB wave................;)

AllanB
2nd June 2016, 22:15
I do think we need to write to her about the 'wave' maybe write as a confused car driver asking what is this acknowledgement between riders?

WNJ
3rd June 2016, 09:09
Have you ever considered not returning the Wave, may in fact be the secret KB wave................;)

:shutup: secrets out now :shutup:

Maha
3rd June 2016, 09:34
I do think we need to write to her about the 'wave' maybe write as a confused car driver asking what is this acknowledgement between riders?

Her answer will be along the lines of what I posted earlier... 'they just adore pretend friends'.

EJK
3rd June 2016, 09:54
Her answer will be along the lines of what I posted earlier... 'they just adore pretend friends'.

A couple of months back I was delivering a Porsche Boxster down to Queerstown and I learned Porsche drivers wave to each other too.

Waive their hands, not their dicks IYKWIM

AllanB
3rd June 2016, 18:38
A couple of months back I was delivering a Porsche Boxster down to Queerstown and I learned Porsche drivers wave to each other too.

Waive their hands, not their dicks IYKWIM

If you call that delivery 'work' are there any jobs going? ;)


I've had the 'Falcon nod' in my XR6 before ...... usually by a bogan.

Moi
3rd June 2016, 21:34
A couple of months back I was delivering a Porsche Boxster down to Queerstown and I learned Porsche drivers wave to each other too...

It's not a wave, it's a point of the finger which means, "Look Darhlink, dere's untudder von on da rood und lick ours, it's still vorking!"