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Lou Girardin
30th September 2005, 13:52
Recently the LTNZ and Police had the brilliant idea of buying naming rights for a race horse, using yellow and blue as it's colours (HP) and calling it dontdrinkanddrive.
Well, the bloody thing is lame. Hasn't even started in it's first race.
So far they're batting 100%.
scumdog
30th September 2005, 14:20
Recently the LTNZ and Police had the brilliant idea of buying naming rights for a race horse, using yellow and blue as it's colours (HP) and calling it dontdrinkanddrive.
Well, the bloody thing is lame. Hasn't even started in it's first race.
So far they're batting 100%.

Bought it from AMPS did they?? :whistle: :laugh: :killingme
ManDownUnder
30th September 2005, 14:37
So my money goes into the consolidated fund... they get it and buy a (lame) horse...

Is this why I pay my taxes?????
Lou Girardin
30th September 2005, 14:44
Bought it from AMPS did they?? :whistle: :laugh: :killingme

Yuk it up Scummy, but it was your pay rise that went into the three legged horse. :slap:
scumdog
30th September 2005, 14:53
Yuk it up Scummy, but it was your pay rise that went into the three legged horse. :slap:

Dang, and there was me going to spend that rise on a StreetRod from AMPS! :laugh:
duckman
30th September 2005, 15:14
Quit horsing around Lou ..... :dodge:
ManDownUnder
30th September 2005, 15:15
Quit horsing around Lou ..... :dodge:

Need to get a horse and name it 'busa.... actually I think you'd need about 150 horses...
Lou Girardin
30th September 2005, 15:25
Quit horsing around Lou ..... :dodge:

Neigh, never.
Sniper
30th September 2005, 15:27
Why the long face guys?
Lou Girardin
30th September 2005, 15:27
It probably cost them a whole hours speed tax revenue.
If the truth were really known, it was probably a donkey.
Marmoot
30th September 2005, 15:59
Yep...that's LTSA horse alright. It knows better.....

SPEED KILLS! :niceone:
SPman
30th September 2005, 16:00
But - to them - a donkey is a horse. Well - a bike is the same as a car, right, just with 2 wheels.....?
Ixion
30th September 2005, 16:04
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If the truth were really known, it was probably a donkey.

Or an ass

[Hides and waits for Mr Hitcher's ass-ometer to go off . Ha ha , fooled you, false alarm . Got to watch that apostrophe though, or his heat seeking apostrophiser will get me.]
spudchucka
1st October 2005, 00:10
Yep...that's LTSA horse alright. It knows better.....

SPEED KILLS! :niceone:
Good one! :clap:
Pixie
1st October 2005, 11:03
The horse came from the LTNZ/Police stud farm.
What? you didn't know about this?
It's where they get all the Horses Arses from.
Lou Girardin
1st October 2005, 12:40
The horse came from the LTNZ/Police stud farm.
What? you didn't know about this?
It's where they get all the Horses Arses from.

I didn't realise horses had litters.