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spudchucka
1st October 2005, 00:19
President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim suicide plumber.

President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to f**k off.

Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the
sea.

Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.

Two planeloads of volunteers left South Auckland today bound for New Orleans...to assist with the looting.

The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!

SPORK
1st October 2005, 00:37
Hey, you said they were BAD jokes!

Sniper
3rd October 2005, 13:53
Bloody brilliant...... :laugh:

Milky
4th October 2005, 03:13
Who said the americans were stupid??

They built a city below sea level then filled it with black people.

Sniper
4th October 2005, 07:06
Who said the americans were stupid??

They built a city below sea level then filled it with black people.

He has a damn good point here! :whocares:

Spot the racist :dodge:

Milky
4th October 2005, 18:54
I was at the Shads pub quiz last week, and there was a question in the geography round:

What body of water does the Mississippi River flow into?

Most answered The Gulf of Mexico, but one team put down New Orleans.

Meh. Maybe you had to be there and be mildly watered.



Spot the racist
Where? Where?

Was it reallly any worse than the one about the South Aucklanders?

The_Dover
4th October 2005, 18:57
Have you heard about the new Disney movie set in New Orleans?

It's called "Finding Negro"

SPORK
4th October 2005, 19:14
He has a damn good point here! :whocares:

Spot the racist :dodge:
Blardy south efricans! "Excellent Rex, excellent. I'll tell you some more hellarious stories about how we used to treat the blacks back home"

Mind you, one of my best friend's a South Efrican...

placidfemme
5th October 2005, 06:57
Two planeloads of volunteers left South Auckland today bound for New Orleans...to assist with the looting.

lol no wonder the US doesn't accept help from us!

Sniper
5th October 2005, 07:46
OMGWTFBBQ, I have many many stories from South Africa, and Im sure they could top your mates :devil2:

SPORK
5th October 2005, 11:39
OMGWTFBBQ, I have many many stories from South Africa, and Im sure they could top your mates :devil2:
You know that now I'm always going to read your posts in a South African accent now! Just like I read Hitcher's in a faux posh-british accent.

Sniper
5th October 2005, 11:50
This will make you laugh then........................................

MATT DAMON!

Qkchk
5th October 2005, 15:50
Very good! There's nothing like a bad joke to release the ssssssooooooouuuuuuulllllll :devil2:

Milky
7th October 2005, 18:13
OMGWTFBBQ, I have many many stories from South Africa, and Im sure they could top your mates :devil2:

Is one about pointing and winking by any chance? I have a Zimbabwean/South African associate who could rival anyone methinks...