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feistyredhead
1st October 2005, 11:24
1. Men are like ......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ..... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ...... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ...... Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ...... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.

An oldie but a goodie...... :psst:

Coyote
2nd October 2005, 17:53
Why do you hate us?

ZorsT
2nd October 2005, 17:57
Why do you hate us?

Because we are better than them, and they know it

old farts
2nd October 2005, 18:26
I love it :laugh: I couldnt have described men better if i tried, but dont tell the other half that. :whistle:

Sniper
3rd October 2005, 13:52
I love it :laugh: I couldnt have described men better if i tried, but dont tell the other half that. :whistle:
Says ye operating under male signs :whocares: