And I would like to Welcome.......

[Sniper]

Ms Sniper who will be joining us as soon as she gets a nick sorted out and we get our laptop back. So until then I will cause as much anguish and throw as many sexual connetations around (IE: I won't change) as possible before she shows up.

I managed to find her a "slightly rough" FZR250 for a good price and thats what she plans to learn on.

Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.

[James Deuce]

Target?...

Good stuff mate, it will be really nice to have an easy to hand riding mate. (Connotations, connotationa, connotations ;) )

[TonyB]

Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.
She-who-must-be-obeyed?
Snipette?

[Rashika]

Ms Sniper who will be joining us as soon as she gets a nick sorted out and we get our laptop back. So until then I will cause as much anguish and throw as many sexual connetations around (IE: I won't change) as possible before she shows up.

I managed to find her a "slightly rough" FZR250 for a good price and thats what she plans to learn on.

Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.

Welcome Ms Sniper ....nice to meetcha yesterday :Punk:
So ya think you'll be able to keep that Sniper under control...or will he get worse with the both of you here?
Hey and that FZ does not look too rough by any means... you seen Kickahas bike lately...definately a dodgy one that :dodge:

[Sniper]

She will keep me under control. You all hope muhahahaha

[Hitcher]

Bullseye?
Reload?
Ricochet?
Crosshairs?

[jrandom]

'snipette'? shades of lorena bobbit, there.

let her choose her OWN name, you misogynistic chauvinist pig.

I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.

[TonyB]

I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.
Yep. None. :niceone:

[yungatart]

Welcome Ms Sniper,cheers to girls learning to ride!

[SpeedyGirl]

Welcome Ms Sniper... nice to meet you yesterday and Welcome :not:

[Sniper]

.

I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.

Believe it or not, she does appriciate it when I do, but thats none of your buisness. :devil2:

[Phurrball]

Ms Sniper who will be joining us as soon as she gets a nick sorted out and we get our laptop back. So until then I will cause as much anguish and throw as many sexual connetations around (IE: I won't change) as possible before she shows up.

I managed to find her a "slightly rough" FZR250 for a good price and thats what she plans to learn on.

Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.

KB must be a spreading addiction...

Mrs Phurrball will be joining the gargre on her own bike shortly...leaving the Baby Bandit to my tender mercies (Hurrah! No need to fight over bike now!) Post and piccs to follow at a later date post delivery of her wheels.

Should convince Mrs P to join KB in her own right instead of reading over my shoulder...she could be fun to watch in action in the hallowed KB cyber-halls...:devil2:

[scumdog]

I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.

Yep - 'cos HE wears it!!

Name? SORYARSE, kinda suits somebody married to HIM! :laugh: :laugh: :killingme :rofl: :whistle:

[Maximus]

let her choose her OWN name, you misogynistic chauvinist pig.




:not: your one funny chick Fish.

[Coyote]

Viper? 10 characters

[Sniper]

Viper? 10 characters

Thats pretty good

[HDTboy]

Can I have her phone number?

[Hitcher]

Viper?
As in vone who vipes your vindows?

[Sniper]

Can I have her phone number?

See your avatar. Guess what Im thinking.

[Rashika]

Thats pretty good

yep I LIKE that one!!

[Waylander]

How about Spotter?


Lots of Snipers have Spotters.

Oh and bring back the kitty avatar!!! Then she could have one of a cat holding a set of binoculars lol.

[Cibby]

so your taken sniper????

Buggar.. :brick:

[jrandom]

Lots of Snipers have Spotters.

this one claims to work alone.


... she could have one of a cat holding a set of binoculars lol.

yeah. in a ghillie suit.

[Sniper]

so your taken sniper????

Buggar.. :brick:

Sorry Cibby, that I am. Not by choice though, I have a gun at my....... hang on............ yes dear.

Sorry I may not comment on the above

[Sniper]

this one claims to work alone.


Its a reccomendation, not a requirement to work with a spotter.

[HDTboy]

See your avatar. Guess what Im thinking.
You want to stick your finger in my bum first?

[Sniper]

No 10 characters

[SDU]

Is there really a ms sniper? or is the unseen Sniper really just coming out :innocent: :laugh:

seriously Welcome ms sniper. Hope the riding is a blast. hopefully we'll meet you on a ride soon.
thankfully you've met some of the sane ones & hopefully the rest won't scare ya off.

[Rashika]

Sorry Cibby, that I am. Not by choice though, I have a gun at my....... hang on............ yes dear.

Sorry I may not comment on the above

you go get 'em Mrs S. :apumpin:

[mstriumph]

:sunny: ... i like her already!!!

[Cibby]

Sorry Cibby, that I am. Not by choice though, I have a gun at my....... hang on............ yes dear.

Sorry I may not comment on the above


wow.. under the thumb already. haha

she must be good..

[Magua]

Welcome to our humble community. On a side note, what sort of fizzer is it?

[SlowHand]

what about fisher or fisherwoman or Moby Dickette or Jawsette? Could take care of a certain fish prob on here :killingme

[Macktheknife]

Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.

Perhaps, 'sniperette'? 'near ms'? 'patienceofasaint'?
'up4aride'? 'killachik'?
maybe you could give me a few personality points to help out with some names?? :drinkup:

[Sniper]

Perhaps, 'sniperette'? 'near ms'? 'patienceofasaint'?
'up4aride'? 'killachik'?
maybe you could give me a few personality points to help out with some names?? :drinkup:

Well she is slightly mad, gets angry quick, is a man beater............. Ouch

Sorry, I mean she is lovely and kind and sweet and all good things a lady should be.

Magua its a 2kr (?) fizzer.

[SlowHand]

Viper? 10 characters

I was waiting for Indi on this one, but he's too late, How about Icewoman, or Mavrickette? Mavrick was a woman eater, until he got tamed - well you can hope can't ya Sniper! :whistle:

[Magua]

I was waiting for Indi on this one, but he's too late, How about Icewoman, or Mavrickette? Mavrick was a woman eater, until he got tamed - well you can hope can't ya Sniper! :whistle:

Don't talk like that, indy is going to see this thread and go crazy now!
Wait...what comes after crazy?

[MissSniper]

Hi all. Yup i finally was persuaded to give it a go so here i am now out in force. Thanks for the suggestions but i couldnt really find one that suited best. will see you out there amongst the pack at some stage.

[Scorpygirl]

Hi all. Yup i finally was persuaded to give it a go so here i am now out in force. Thanks for the suggestions but i couldnt really find one that suited best. will see you out there amongst the pack at some stage.

Welcome Miss Sniper. Good on you for giving KBers a go. I hope you enjoy it.
:niceone:

[Sniper]

Welcome......

Time to calm down.....

[onearmedbandit]

And so begins the decrease in snipers post/day average. Nah, just kidding mate!!

Welcome MissSniper, was suprised to see you at work last night. BTW, just in case you're wondering, I wasn't talking to myself in my truck when leaving, my daughter was in the back!

[Skunk Control]

Welcome Miss Sniper to KB

[Rashika]

Cool, glad you were finally allowed to be here....um... I mean WELCOME to the crazy KB crew :niceone:
So hows the practicing on the new bike going? :spudflip:
has he taken off the training wheels and let you out & about yet? :devil2: or has he not been able to get you off it yet, :whistle: sounded like you were loving it!
Would have been a beaut day for it today :headbang:

[TonyB]

Welcome......

Time to calm down.....
LOL you'll be sending her PMs next. Welcome MissSniper!

[gav]

Welcome aboard, hey Sniper is the rough FZR to match the rough CBR? :whistle: Actually I have a cunning plan, what you need mate, is a nice 1997 CBR600F, a black one would suit you nicely.....

[SlowHand]

LOL you'll be sending her PMs next. Welcome MissSniper!

:killingme now why would any guy want to send his girl PMS :brick: ? unless he's a sick indivisual. welcommen, I wonder who will have a higher post/day?

[Gremlin]

...why would any guy want to send his girl PMS...
You can do that?? I thought it just happened... :mellow: might want to be careful with all those caps...

Welcome MissSniper, glad to have someone to keep control of Sniper :niceone: Hit him for me would you?? Just for fun... :devil2: You know you want to :whistle:

[Sniper]

Actually I have a cunning plan, what you need mate, is a nice 1997 CBR600F, a black one would suit you nicely.....

To the first comment....... :bleh:
To the second comment...... Please don't temp me.

Tony B, I won't, honest.

[thehollowmen]

Welcome to the madhouse Miss Sniper.
Please don't take any notice of me hitting on your husband

[DemonWolf]

Welcome Miss Sniper.. hope ya enjoying the learning curve =)