bored of plain old sex?

[texmo]

I have a boot on Kama Sutra in a PDF format including pictured, not animated.
If anyone wants it PM me.... its 17mb or pure lovin'

[placidfemme]

what size boot is it?

[tl_tub]

Group review perhaps? :bleh:

[sunhuntin]

sounds fun.

[bugjuice]

you just want to see who's a perv, don't ya?

[NC]

Meh I have a couple of the books already :mellow:

[SPORK]

you just want to see who's a perv, don't ya?
ie, you? 10 characters

[NC]

you just want to see who's a perv, don't ya?
Don't yah? :whistle:

[bugjuice]

I've probably got it already, but can't hurt to have another copy. I'll even share with some females of the site too.. save the trees n all..

[James Deuce]

I didn't spend 2 million years climbing to the top of the food chain just to drop eating meat, take up yoga, and turn myself into a noodle pale stick man, just so I can get to page 2 of the Kama F__ing Sutra.

I'll stick with being a fat happy Omnivore thanks. Sex is over rated anyway. It's just two minutes of wet slapping sounds.

[Cibby]

if it is anything like that last PDF "how to bed the women you want" that you posted here It will be good. haha

Where you find these things is a worry thou...

In the un-likely event that is possible for me to better in bed than i currently am.. please send it to me.. :whistle:

Just to confirm ofcourse... :devil2:

[Wonko]

"two minutes of wet slapping sounds"

My god what a man. one day I hope to be able to last that long.

[tl_tub]

you just want to see who's a perv, don't ya?

Im a perv, and damn proud of it!
Unfortunatly im like a gn250 though, no one wants a ride!

:whistle:

[bugjuice]

Im a perv, and damn proud of it!
Unfortunatly im like a gn250 though, no one wants a ride!

:whistle:
lol..
I'd offer you some advice, but there's a point at which you have to admit defeat.. Just stand on a corner over the weekend some night, and see what happens, if things get low enough

[tl_tub]

lol..
I'd offer you some advice, but there's a point at which you have to admit defeat.. Just stand on a corner over the weekend some night, and see what happens, if things get low enough


Thanks for the private message bugjuice, but im not going to tell you which corner im selling myself on, and there is deffinatly no kb discount! :dodge:

[sunhuntin]

Im a perv, and damn proud of it!
Unfortunatly im like a gn250 though, no one wants a ride!

:whistle:

now now, mr cross....lets not bring the ginnys into this!! but i must admit..if mine was adorned as you, i would ride her much more often!

[SlowHand]

Thanks for the private message bugjuice, but im not going to tell you which corner im selling myself on, and there is deffinatly no kb discount! :dodge:

you could always sell yourself on trademe, and word it all funny and answer questions in a funny way. Could get lotsa interest. Whos L plate sold for more than retail?

[Hitcher]

Wet slapping sounds, eh? Maybe I should have done the unmanly thing and read the instruction manual after all...

[Timber020]

Maybe if you found a partner you wouldnt have to slap yourself around so much to get in the mood.

[bugjuice]

Thanks for the private message bugjuice, but im not going to tell you which corner im selling myself on, and there is deffinatly no kb discount! :dodge:
spoil sport.. you're the one who said you wanted help..

[tl_tub]

spoil sport.. you're the one who said you wanted help..

Shoosh, ive got them fooled, they think im still in the closet! :psst:

[Waylander]

if it is anything like that last PDF "how to bed the women you want" that you posted here It will be good. haha

Where you find these things is a worry thou...

In the un-likely event that is possible for me to better in bed than i currently am.. please send it to me.. :whistle:

Just to confirm ofcourse... :devil2:
Damn you Mr.Smith!!!


Ok I'll stop now lol.

[placidfemme]

you could always sell yourself on trademe, and word it all funny and answer questions in a funny way. Could get lotsa interest. Whos L plate sold for more than retail?

that was pyrocams L plate... lol

[Sniper]

This is yet another sad thread for people who cant get the opposite sex to swoon for them like I can :devil2:

[Cibby]

Damn you Mr.Smith!!!


Ok I'll stop now lol.

hahaha... leave Mr Smith alone...

I mean.

I deny everything and i dont konw what you are talking about.. hahaha

[ManDownUnder]

what size boot is it?

It's about 9 inches or so...

[ManDownUnder]

Thanks for the private message bugjuice, but im not going to tell you which corner im selling myself on, and there is deffinatly no kb discount! :dodge:

Well I can rule out my end of K' Rd... he's not on any of the corners I ... errr... :whistle:

[Sniper]

It's about 9 inches or so...

Pah! Thats minute, try a 16inch boot :devil2:

[Cibby]

Well I can rule out my end of K' Rd... he's not on any of the corners I ... errr... :whistle:

so that was you that i saw....

hmmmmm.. :whistle:

i will wave next time..

[bugjuice]

so that was you that i saw....

hmmmmm.. :whistle:

i will wave next time..
why are you stood on the corner then?

[ManDownUnder]

so that was you that i saw....

hmmmmm.. :whistle:

i will wave next time..

Yeah - HI!

Don't worry about waving... just show me the money

[ManDownUnder]

why are you stood on the corner then?

Are you deaf and blind - have you not SEEN the price of fuel?

[Fart]

I have a boot on Kama Sutra in a PDF format including pictured, not animated.
If anyone wants it PM me.... its 17mb or pure lovin'

Dont need it.

My neighbour is this hot and horny Indian babe. :headbang:

[Sniper]

Are you deaf and blind - have you not SEEN the price of fuel?

Since when does that have an impact on prostitution?

[ManDownUnder]

Since when does that have an impact on prostitution?

The costs of getting to and from work are horrendous

[Lou Girardin]

Anyone booked their chiropractor yet?

[Cibby]

why are you stood on the corner then?

oh no no.. not me.

I was ah.. riding past at the time.. *cough cough*

:Oops:


I

[Sniper]

The costs of getting to and from work are horrendous

I just stand at the top of my driveway, its not bad then. :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

Anyone booked their chiropractor yet?

I can see it now

Chiro: "uh huh - I can see how you put your back out. Getting you face that close to your pelvis isn't something the untrained person should really attempt"
Chiro: "We call this the #72 disk slip"
Patient: "I didn't know there WERE 72 disks in my spine"
Chiro" "Nah mate - the disk slipped because you tried what was on PAGE 72. Auto fellatio"
Patient :whistle: :love: :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

My sister used to live on Aro St in Welly... you didn't need any books there - just listen to the ladies of the night shouting out their price lists LOL...

Some of them were pretty graphic I gotta admit!

[Cibby]

My sister used to live on Aro St in Welly... you didn't need any books there - just listen to the ladies of the night shouting out their price lists LOL...

Some of them were pretty graphic I gotta admit!

did you take notes??

[Sniper]

I bet he did, howcome he knows so much :devil2:

[Cibby]

I bet he did, howcome he knows so much :devil2:


meh.. haha

i figured bugjuice might be interested...

[bugjuice]

meh.. haha

i figured bugjuice might be interested...
always interested.. aaaaalways interested..... :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

always interested.. aaaaalways interested..... :yes:

You're not alone there bud...

[ManDownUnder]

I bet he did, howcome he knows so much :devil2:

I put it down to a bad diet, bad company and years of hard research.

oh yeah - and beer

[ManDownUnder]

did you take notes??

only on the back of the polaroids

[Sniper]

I put it down to a bad diet, bad company and years of hard research.

oh yeah - and beer

Blame beer for everything.

[ManDownUnder]

Blame beer for everything.

you mean credit beer for everything...

[bugjuice]

You're not alone there bud...
no offence, but male company isn't what I had in mind

[SlowHand]

Well I can rule out my end of K' Rd... he's not on any of the corners I ... errr... :whistle:

Ah! so that's why you were in K'Rd for the lunch then! make some quick cash, and buy lunch with it! brilliant! :done:

[Sniper]

you mean credit beer for everything...

No blame. Everything bad to me has happened whilst I have had beer near me.

[ManDownUnder]

No blame. Everything bad to me has happened whilst I have had beer near me.

aaaaaaa there's your problem.

Keep the beer near your target/victim. Either that or buy rounds of shots - voddies are best. Make 'em doubles.

Double voddies for them, double water for you... I can go all night like that (and save money...)
MDU

[Sniper]

aaaaaaa there's your problem.

Keep the beer near your target/victim. Either that or buy rounds of shots - voddies are best. Make 'em doubles.

Double voddies for them, double water for you... I can go all night like that (and save money...)
MDU

Never thought of that.

[texmo]

you just want to see who's a perv, don't ya?
Well I already know who the pervs are but im amazed by the amount of people who have PM'd me asking me for it....

[bugjuice]

Well I already know who the pervs are but im amazed by the amount of people who have PM'd me asking me for it....
list of names then?
just for my records..

[Sniper]

Something tells me Texmo that you are either very very lonely, or a love doctor :laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Well I already know who the pervs are but im amazed by the amount of people who have PM'd me asking me for it....


$20 for you to not name names ok???

:whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

list of names then?
just for my records..

Yeah - and cc me... just the girly ones (and take Sniper off THAT list too ok?)

(sorry Snipe... I don't mean it mate LOL)

[Cibby]

list of names then?
just for my records..


for practice buddies????

[bugjuice]

for practice buddies????
may be.. you know what they say about practice makes.. I've obviously had enough, but I'm willing to keep it up..

[Cibby]

may be.. you know what they say about practice makes.. I've obviously had enough, but I'm willing to keep it up..

:devil2:


Obviously... so kind of you to pass on your knowledge thou..

[Sniper]

(sorry Snipe... I don't mean it mate LOL)

Lol, never mind mate. Im the guy they base those books on so it doesn't bother me.

Damn Im great :cool:

[ManDownUnder]

may be.. you know what they say about practice makes.. I've obviously had enough, but I'm willing to keep it up..


LOL my hero... :apumpin:

But once you have one act perfected - you need to maintain that perfection - and move onto summat else... there's a lot more variety and fun out there to be had (so I'm told...)... and yes - I do mean with member of the opposite gender (Sorry Snipe)

[bugjuice]

LOL my hero... :apumpin:

But once you have one act perfected - you need to maintain that perfection - and move onto summat else... there's a lot more variety and fun out there to be had (so I'm told...)... and yes - I do mean with member of the opposite gender (Sorry Snipe)
well I'm constantly setting the bar higher for myself. It'll be at the ceiling soon enough, if I can make it that high

[ManDownUnder]

well I'm constantly setting the bar higher for myself. It'll be at the ceiling soon enough, if I can make it that high

You've been using that "extender pump" again haven't you?

[Cibby]

Damn Im great :cool:


yet to be proven sniper.....

[Sniper]

I do mean with member of the opposite gender (Sorry Snipe)

Hey, I heard that :p

[Sniper]

yet to be proven sniper.....

Feel yourself blushing....... Thats me and my testosterone laced aura. Acting on ya :laugh:

[Cibby]

I sent a pm a whole 24 hours ago asking for this document...

nothing yet.

Has anyone else had poor delivery times to???

[bugjuice]

You've been using that "extender pump" again haven't you?
broke that ages ago.. only works so far..

and cibby, Texmo has been known to be slow on delivery. He calls it 'taking his time'. We call it stage fright..

[Cibby]

broke that ages ago.. only works so far..

and cibby, Texmo has been known to be slow on delivery. He calls it 'taking his time'. We call it stage fright..


didnt u say that you had a copy buggy??? Think you could ah... "help" a girl out??? :devil2:

[Sniper]

Texmo has been known to be slow on delivery. He calls it 'taking his time'. We call it stage fright..

Well he does have all these books on love????

[Sniper]

Think you could ah... "help" a girl out??? :devil2:

Oh no, you shouldn't have said that

[bugjuice]

didnt u say that you had a copy buggy??? Think you could ah... "help" a girl out??? :devil2:
I could photocopy my [insert bodily bits here] inbetween the pages to help out. I can photocopy A3ish..
And I'm good at hand deliveries too. I'll come by sometime

[WRT]

I could photocopy my [insert bodily bits here] inbetween the pages to help out. I can photocopy A3ish..
And I'm good at hand deliveries too. I'll come by sometime

Shoulda used a bigger font for the [insert bodily bits here] bit. Me, I'd have trouble getting any of my bodily bits in between those brackets, well, maybe one of my fingers, but not much else :whistle:

[Cibby]

I could photocopy my [insert bodily bits here] inbetween the pages to help out. I can photocopy A3ish..
And I'm good at hand deliveries too. I'll come by sometime

oh great.. that is so helpful of you.. looking forward to it.. ;)

[Cibby]

Oh no, you shouldn't have said that

jealous sniper?

[ManDownUnder]

jealous sniper?

he needn't be... you two have a lot in common...

[Sniper]

jealous sniper?

Me Jelous? Never....... Hehehe :spudwave:

[Sniper]

he needn't be... you two have a lot in common...

If you can name them in alphabetical order, I would be impressed.

[ManDownUnder]

If you can name them in alphabetical order, I would be impressed.


oh you really wouldn't want me to do that...

[Sniper]

oh you really wouldn't want me to do that...

Please... thers bling in it for ya. :drinkup:

[ManDownUnder]

Please... thers bling in it for ya. :drinkup:

you're both:
1) Happiest in the company of men
2) Horny

(Told ya you didn't want me to) LOL

[bugjuice]

you're both:
1) Happiest in the company of men
2) Horny

(Told ya you didn't want me to) LOL
lamo.. :niceone:

[Sniper]

Bastard, but I will bling you for that. Lol.

[texmo]

TOO many peoplea re asking for it I cant keep up with demand.... If you want it I can only send it on MSN.....

[Skunk]

TOO many peoplea re asking for it I cant keep up with demand.... If you want it I can only send it on MSN.....Bugger, no MSN...

[Cibby]

you're both:
1) Happiest in the company of men
2) Horny

(Told ya you didn't want me to) LOL


Haha.. dammit is it that obvious???? haha ;)

All right.. I finally got the file last night at about 1am from Texmo.. thanks mate..

General feed back is

Firstly, that it is very long.. 149 pages infact, so if you were seriously going to look into it, you may need a weekend of reading to do it. But dont worry boys.. there are lots of pictures

Secondly.. find yourself a girl who is flexible... damn! and perhaps a lil kinky as well... :whistle:

Thirdly, sit back and enjoy the ride.. It does go into fabelous detail with some very intersting pictures.. not porn i might add.. very "tastefully done" :niceone:

Fourthly.. get lots and lots of practice... :devil2: :devil2:

I can send to people as well if texmo cant keep up.. just let me know..

[Sniper]

Cool, thanks for the write up Cibby :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

Haha.. dammit is it that obvious???? haha ;)



LOL... no no no - not at all (can I be your friend?) LOL

(ok - stopping now... I have work to do today)

[Cibby]

LOL... no no no - not at all (can I be your friend?) LOL

(ok - stopping now... I have work to do today)


geeze.. after yesterday.. your only asking to be my friend now??

Oh dear..

go do work!!!!!!!!!

[bugjuice]

It does go into fabelous detail with some very intersting pictures.. not porn i might add.. very "tastefully done" :niceone:
it's not pron? well what's the fricken point then?
and all weekend? pah! I'll take a month off work to make sure this is all as it should be..

[James Deuce]

"two minutes of wet slapping sounds"

My god what a man. one day I hope to be able to last that long.

I had to work up to it.

I think about adjusting my chain. That does the trick.

[Sniper]

I had to work up to it.

I think about adjusting my chain. That does the trick.

Too much detail for me but why not cold water or vegetables, or the nana next door?

[ManDownUnder]

geeze.. after yesterday.. your only asking to be my friend now??

Oh dear..

go do work!!!!!!!!!

Friends? Well y'know... if we have to talk on here after the big event it would make it easier...

LOL...

Hey bring the bf too. Sniper would like tha...

no no NO - I said I wouldn't go there...

[Sniper]

Hey bring the bf too. Sniper would like tha...

no no NO - I said I wouldn't go there...

I heard that, now not being mean to homosexuals but fags genuinly scare me. Maybe I will let MS Sniper on KB just to prove my want to be a lesbian. :devil2:

[Cibby]

it's not pron? well what's the fricken point then?
and all weekend? pah! I'll take a month off work to make sure this is all as it should be..

i said take the weekend off to "read" it..

A month aye?? Good work... Really ah.. dedicated of you.. ;)

[ManDownUnder]

i said take the weekend off to "read" it..

A month aye?? Good work... Really ah.. dedicated of you.. ;)

Yeah buggy's good like that... keep at it till he's worn out... or worn away...

Better than some around here who are simply up themselves - I mean it's clever... but just WRONG

MDU