Guts or Balls.

[SPman]

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls; but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to explain, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there's no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

[Akzle]

i'd rather be kicked in the guts...

thread needs poll

[old slider]

I am with you Akz, after 42 years with the same cook I lost my balls a long time ago, the gut how ever has readily or should I say rapidly expanded, it is now a reasonable sized target.:(

[Big Dog]

Another advantage to being 6'4", most females can't get their foot high enough to kick me in either.

The chef could probably manage an upper cut without bending to far.

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