Another caption comp

[Big Dave]

Osborne pic from Kiwi Rider Mag.
Best caption gets rep:

[Goblin]

They dont call me Jesus for nothing! I can turn water into Xport Gold too.

[bugjuice]

yeah, it's probably gonna be the modern day Jesus approach, huh? ermmmm.....

walk on water? pah!

new amphibious speedboat design works well

[oscar the cat]

hay did you say i need wheelies or welli's

[Motu]

''Hot damn! this bike gives me a hard on!

Oops,there's that pesky photographer...

Phew,that was close!''

[The_Dover]

"Jesus couldn't face another walk to Damascus, so he just hired a trailie for the day. That way he could stop for a shandy on the way and still make the last supper....."

[Slingshot]

Shit...new boots...must keep them dry at all costs!!!

[Ivan]

hey look its a Floater

[gav]

Great photo, no caption required.......

[Big Dave]

Great photo, no caption required.......

true indeed - but just for fun.

Couple of good ones so far.
We'll let the day shift have a look and i'll call it tomorrow.
chz.

[Kornholio]

'What the fuck!!! I knew these tires were good in the wet but this is ridiculous :/ '

[juzzer]

Blow dryer optional

[nudemetalz]

"Announcing Suzuki's new Inflater Bike...just add water ....."

[R6_kid]

"The idea of getting wet and dirty while riding Motorcross didnt sit well with [insert name]"

[Goblin]

Wow!! Now if I lose a few more pounds....

[R6_kid]

I guess $25 a wash is a bit too much...

[skelstar]

Does this trail bike make my ass look fat?

[SPORK]

Seeing the rare Waterbike, McKay leaps onto its back in an attempt to bring it to captivity.

[stify]

now let me down nice an slow.....and make sure they can't see the wires

[Sniper]

If I get this wrong, it gonna hurt..........

[Oakie]

Looks like I over-inflated the tyres again. Ahh well, at least it compliments the 'Full Floater' suspension.

[NordieBoy]

Testing the new "lighter than light" Berg.

Filling the tyres with helium seemed to make a difference.

Anyone can ride this bike, it's not like you have to walk on water or anything.

Jesus spotted riding a Berg in Woodhill Forest comments "The clutch action is teh bomb but trying to get traction sux."

[Jonty]

"hmmmmm, soft mud, bit of water, stunning red race suit, yellow and purple bike, photographer.........................time for a backflip"

[Eurodave]

"Ice?, what ice?"

[Racey Rider]

1: And you thought 'Ghost Rider' only rode Sporty's!
(ie. No face)


2: When having a affair,,, one has to have the right tools.
Photoshop can make any '5 minute driveway wheele', look like a '4 hour back country ordeal'!


3: JUST TAKE THE SHOT ALREADY!! I can't balance on this spot Forever!!


4:Great day,, nice bike,, perfect wheele',,,, it doesn't get better than this!
but wait! Is that a 'KiwiRider' cameraman??

[WRT]

Thunderbirds are go . . .

[hXc]

Elementary my dear Watson

I can go one better than Moses...And that Jesus guy

They think they're cool, but I'm cooler

[NordieBoy]

Pirellis' new J35U5 model knobblies won over the jurnos' present, the ride being described as "heavenly".

[NordieBoy]

That's not what I meant by "launch control".

Wonder what they'll be like over the triple?

[hXc]

It ain't braggin' if you back it up

There's nothing wrong with being a show-off. It just depends how good you are at it

[Coyote]

"I paid so much for this tyre. No way in hell I'm gonna get it wet!"

[Mental Trousers]

For sale: 1 motorcycle repelling puddle. Motorbikes can't touch it. Especially useful for people with noisy motorcycles next door. Just place the puddle in their driveway and watch them loose all traction and ride under the local rubbish truck.

[Big Dave]

Boy - this is tough. I grinned at most of them and they are all quite clever.
But Kornholio come closest to an out loud guffaw.

Bling blung.

[pyrocam]

{retard voice} MATT DAMON

[Sniper]

Well done Kornholio

[dawnrazor]

1. oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit

2. Hey Jesus I can see your house from here

3. I think i've left the gas on

4. Just like gremlins, the MX rider hates water

5. If I manage to pull this off, I am GOD.

6. So thats the power band!

[Trow]

Seeing the rare Waterbike, McKay leaps onto its back in an attempt to bring it to captivity.

I like this one the best :niceone: :niceone:

[Gontour]

Is that a Camera? :spudwave:

[Coyote]

I didn't realise there was a camera there!

[Big Dave]

Some more to be 'rewarded' later I see - Keep 'em coming!

Mine was:
'God Rides Husaberg'

[Big Dave]

2. Hey Jesus I can see your house from here




Bwahahahah!

[dawnrazor]

Some more to be 'rewarded' later I see - Keep 'em coming!

Mine was:
'God Rides Husaberg'

hey this isn't like one of those cereal competitions where you have to fill out the caption "I love aquaplaining because........." in less then 10 words. Cos if it is I'd go a toaster.

[dawnrazor]

Bwahahahah!

Thank you
:devil2:

[Meathorse]

"After his parents forced him to try both motocross and ballet while growing up, Jimmy finally found his calling when he combined the two!"

[Divot]

Suzuki outboards used to be called disprins, wounder if this bike is the same?

[trev]

F--K that's cold !!!

[NordieBoy]

Paraphrasing the short dude from Top Gear whilst driving the Bowler Wildcat...

"I AM A RIDING GOD!"

[zjet]

Theres the damm camera man that took all those photo's of me while i was on my dirty weekend .. ."" lets see how HE likes a tyre in his face"

[chris]

I stood next to Geoff when the pic was taken. Even more impressive when you know that The Humpster was sat about 10 feet back from the water waiting to be given the go-ahead, no half a 'K' run up.

Oh, and the bike is just gorgeous. The torque is stunning.

[Ivan]

Huston we have a problem

[Skyryder]

You're not repossessing my bike with a goddam crane.

Skyryder

[babyB]

gotta stay clean,gotta stay clean, godda stay clean!.........
......my gal said she'd clean my gear for 6 months if i did.....
WaHooo dam its lookin good, Godda stay clean, godda stay clean


there cand be an advantatage to over-inflated tyers....i think

[hazard02]

he just found a glitch in the matrix is all...

[Kornholio]

Boy - this is tough. I grinned at most of them and they are all quite clever.
But Kornholio come closest to an out loud guffaw.

Bling blung.

Why thank you sir :D

:done:

[The_Dover]

Bollocks, mine was best.

[Big Dave]

Bollocks, mine was best.

Petulance and foot stomping has always worked for me too.
Dispatched.

[The_Dover]

Cheers :niceone:

I learnt that one off the girlfriend :devil2:

[cowpoos]

as you can see the sump plug is easy to get at