KB-Speak.

[400sm]

" teh, sprot bike, tard me, cages." etc etc ( please add more...)
.
WTF is up with that???

[TheDemonLord]

Everything ever posted by Yokel....

[jasonu]

Harold, scroaters, (check to see if the) green powerband (is adjusted correctly)

[Banditbandit]

" teh, sprot bike, tard me, cages." etc etc ( please add more...)
.
WTF is up with that???


If you join our church you need to learn the language ..

[mossy1200]

If you join our church you need to learn the language ..

Faif in the grospel of crotch rockets will has him token in tungs.


tyler berry - LSD combined with gasoline

[Drew]

Tardme is done on purpose.

[BuzzardNZ]

Ed ... look it ​up

[jasonu]

If you join our church you need to learn the language ..

I heard if you are in the Brian Tamake church you het a new Merc a year if you are sucking his cock.

[AllanB]

A Cunt is generally not referencing a woman part either ....

[jellywrestler]

Tardme is done on purpose.

is that so if you get a double or triple letter score in scrabble it gives you other options than trademe and maybe a game win? other than that i'm lost.

[pete376403]

I heard if you are in the Brian Tamake church you het a new Merc a year if you are sucking his cock.

that'll be the Density church

[FJRider]

" teh, sprot bike, tard me, cages." etc etc ( please add more...)
.
WTF is up with that???

Whatever the "issue" is caused by ... all those Red bars at the top of every post you make (indicating your personal popularity) ... suggests you have greater issues to deal with and understand ... :shifty:

[Maha]

Whatever the "issue" is caused by ... all those Red bars at the top of every post you make (indicating your personal popularity) ... suggests you have greater issues to deal with and understand ... :shifty:

Red or Green bars, being as popular as a cheer leader is worth boasting about to your male counter parts, because they think you're really hot a super sexy. Where this twat is concerned though, none of the above applies.

[MIXONE]

I've never understood the word "cages".Just about everyone I know has a car as well as a bike.Seems to be a bit of a wannabe term to me.

[mossy1200]

I've never understood the word "cages".Just about everyone I know has a car as well as a bike.Seems to be a bit of a wannabe term to me.

A popular word among motorcyclists and bicyclists for four wheeled motor vehicle drivers. The term is often used in a derogative sense, because the car body effectively forms a cage, isolating the said driver from having to interact with other road users.

The term was coined by motorcyclists.

[MIXONE]

A popular word among motorcyclists and bicyclists for four wheeled motor vehicle drivers. The term is often used in a derogative sense, because the car body effectively forms a cage, isolating the said driver from having to interact with other road users.

The term was coined by motorcyclists.

I know all that mate,it's the derogatary use that has me shaking my head.

[jellywrestler]

I've never understood the word "cages".Just about everyone I know has a car as well as a bike.Seems to be a bit of a wannabe term to me.

you can't join the wellington riders group if you don't use that word at least once a sentence, bad luck for you....

[scumdog]

A popular word among motorcyclists and bicyclists for four wheeled motor vehicle drivers. The term is often used in a derogative sense, because the car body effectively forms a cage, isolating the said driver from having to interact with other road users.

The term was coined by motorcyclists.

Who do in the main drive said 'cages'....:facepalm:

[MIXONE]

Who do in the main drive said 'cages'....:facepalm:

Eggszachry!
Oh the irony is just too strong.

[Big Dog]

Who do in the main drive said 'cages'....:facepalm:
Speak for yourselves.
I drive much less than I ride.
I often refer to cars as cages because that is how I feel in a car in traffic.

I actually love cars, but feel trapped when in traffic. X 10 of there was not a valid reason, such as load or multiple passengers.

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[mossy1200]

I know all that mate,it's the derogatary use that has me shaking my head.

Yeah I got a car and drive ute for work. I just don't use cages as a derogatory term but more as a nickname for other vehicles on the road.

[caspernz]

Personally I don't see cage as derogatory, but I find it amusing when folks take offence (this being a choice) at my use of the word.

[mossy1200]

Who do in the main drive said 'cages'....:facepalm:

You cant take such a catchy nickname and make it go away.
Try making a 16year old stop saying "like".
I feel ""like"" I am locked in a cage when im on a bus near teenagers using that word every 10 seconds.

[AllanB]

It's like a breast being called a boob or a tit or a fun bag.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I've never understood the word "cages".Just about everyone I know has a car as well as a bike.Seems to be a bit of a wannabe term to me.

Gayest term ever in the 40 fucking years I've been riding motorsickles.

[ellipsis]

...there's cunts in cages...or cunts on sickles...i'm sure there's cunts who fly planes, but most cunts dont get to interact with them, otherwise they would have a moniker also...what was the question again...I'm a deaf cunt and a cager to boot...

[Drew]

Who do in the main drive said 'cages'....:facepalm:

Despite the objections, 99% of us do it piss fucking poorly in all!

Ya can't have the conversation about shit drivers/riders in this country though. Everyone believes they aren't shit, and that we're all talking about all the other drivers.

Cage dwelling cunts.

[Maha]

Despite the objections, 99% of us do it piss fucking poorly in all!

Ya can't have the conversation about shit drivers/riders in this country though. Everyone believes they aren't shit, and that we're all talking about all the other drivers.

Cage dwelling cunts.

Speak for yourself I am fucking awesome, accident free for 38 years.

[Drew]

Speak for yourself I am fucking awesome, accident free for 38 years.

That doesn't make you awesome.

[Maha]

That doesn't make you awesome.

There have been some close calls and ''dude what the fuck'' moments during those 38 years, but I have been awesome enough to avoid all contact and any injury as a result. Hand on heart I have never given another road user any reason to avoid me = I am awesome.

[Oakie]

There have been some close calls and ''dude what the fuck'' moments during those 38 years, but I have been awesome enough to avoid all contact and any injury as a result. Hand on heart I have never given another road user any reason to avoid me = I am awesome.

Shhh. I hear Katman coming to discuss this.

[Maha]

Shhh. I hear Katman coming to discuss this.

Why? Is his view on the subject to be adhered to? or would it be just the opinion of an entitled person who hangs on every word he says?

[WristTwister]

" teh, sprot bike, tard me, cages." etc etc ( please add more...)
.
WTF is up with that???

I thought it was "cagers" not "cages" - if you're referring to people in cars and not the car itself.

"Squid" is a term I hear a lot, although people don't seem to have a common definition for that one. My view is that a squid laid out on the road looks a lot like a rider with no gear after an accident.:(

[Virago]

"Squid" is a term I hear a lot, although people don't seem to have a common definition for that one. My view is that a squid laid out on the road looks a lot like a rider with no gear after an accident.:(

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous.

[Voltaire]

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous.


Are they similar to MAMIL ?*








Middle Aged Men In Lycra Cyclists?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Stupid, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous.

That's better.

[pritch]

Some of those terms used by the OP were just spelling mistakes that caught on I'd guess.

'Cages' had a definite cringe factor when I first encountered it here, but I seem to be getting used to it over time.

[Trudes]

Just go back to your pron

[trufflebutter]

Almost everyone on here goes by a made up word... whats your point?

[Banditbandit]

Who do in the main drive said 'cages'....:facepalm:

I haven;t owned a car as such since 1988 .. I do have a 4x4 .. it's a bit hard to tow to boat with a motorbike ...

[MrMarko]

Whatever the "issue" is caused by ... all those Red bars at the top of every post you make (indicating your personal popularity) ... suggests you have greater issues to deal with and understand ... :shifty:

When your rep is worse than mine you know you're a massive fuckwit.

[jellywrestler]

Almost everyone on here goes by a made up word... whats your point?

mines not, it's a real word.

[trufflebutter]

mines not, it's a real word.

Jelly wrestling is quite often backed up with a round of truffle butter.

[Laava]

Jelly wrestling is quite often is backed up with a round of truffle butter.

I Laava bit of jellybutter!

[Katman]

I really am a Super Hero.

[Voltaire]

I really am a Super Hero.

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1317793062l/6466374.jpg:clap:

[mashman]

Wot no bdotgnza (or however it's smelled).

[FJRider]

Some of those terms used by the OP were just spelling mistakes that caught on I'd guess.

That ... or ... Dyslexia is more common among motorcyclists, than was first thought ... :innocent:

[FJRider]

Why? Is his view on the subject to be adhered to? or would it be just the opinion of an entitled person who hangs on every word he says?

Adhering to his words is entirely optional. Especially so ... when it's an invitation/instruction ... to suck his cock.


However ... when those words are on the subject of motorcycle riding ... his words do contain more than a few grains of truth. It is up to each individual reading his words ... to decide the true worth of those grains.


His advice is often given freely ... but with it's true cost only known ... on hindsight ... <_<

[Drew]

mines not, it's a real word.

Mines not either.

[aprilia_RS250]

Mines not either.

You're a knob cheese though - you don't know shit.

[Maha]

Adhering to his words is entirely optional. Especially so ... when it's an invitation/instruction ... to suck his cock.

He stopped using those words when his true sexual preference (by doing so) on an all male website was pointed out.

[flashg]

I really am a Super Hero.
So am I, It's normal nowadays

[ellipsis]

You're a knob cheese though - you don't know shit.



...haha ha hahahahahahaa...thats not funny!

[MrMarko]

i just gotta take a moment to bring back....

fookin' neow.

[husaberg]

Four pages and not one mention taking this thread international...

[Madness]

KB had adopted Teh Jandal before Scotty McLaughlin had even rubbed one out.

[Big Dog]

Four pages and not one mention taking this thread international...
Worse, still no boobies.

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[husaberg]

Worse, still no boobies.

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http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/180904-KB-Speak?p=1130996548#post1130996548

[Akzle]

Worse, still no boobies.

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dude. post number 2.

okay. it's just one boob... but still...

[yokel]

I remember when motorcyclists were called 'organ donors'.
Do people still do that?

[Voltaire]

I remember when motorcyclists were called 'organ donors'.
Do people still do that?

I think they still do Stewart.:niceone:

[jasonu]

I remember when motorcyclists were called 'organ donors'.
Do people still do that?

'Temporary Kiwis' is how I remember it.

[MrMarko]

dude. post number 2.

okay. it's just one boob... but still...

Now that you're here we have a set.

[Stu999c]

'Temporary Kiwis' is how I remember it.

My wife calls us road crayons


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[Maha]

Now that you're here we have a set.

It's either a fist or a famine where he is concerned, rarely does he have the man juice to quote directly unless he has company.

[Big Dog]

My wife calls us road crayons


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Pretty shit set of crayons... no matter what colour you use the resulting lines are all red.

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[mashman]

Now that you're here we have a set.


It's either a fist or a famine where he is concerned, rarely does he have the man juice to quote directly unless he has company.

And now we have the full ladyboy.

[Maha]

And now we have the full ladyboy.

That could quite easily be the 123rd best retort ever...well done you.

sarcasm detector needle is on the limiter

[mashman]

That could quite easily be the 123rd best retort ever...well done you.

sarcasm detector needle is on the limiter

1st 2nd and 3rd. Damn I'm good.

that should fuck the limiter

[F5 Dave]

I thought the word cages came into profilition (new word, might mistake it for a badly spelt one) from those ridiculous In the Wind and Backstreet Heroes (clearly never thought about the name) magazines with silly non-motorcycles and low rent porn models.

[MrMarko]

Pretty shit set of crayons... no matter what colour you use the resulting lines are all red.

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Big of black... brown...and green too.

[WristTwister]

Newbies to biking may not know these ones either:


ATGATT - All the Gear, All the Time
POLITE - A hi-vis vest with POLITE on the back, made to look like POLICE so people won't run them over; the biking equivalent of "Baby on Board" perhaps?

[Crasherfromwayback]

POLITE - A hi-vis vest with POLITE on the back, made to look like POLICE so people won't run them over; the biking equivalent of "Baby on Board" perhaps?
[/LIST]

Gayest fucking thing I've seen in my time on bikes.

[Katman]

Gayest fucking thing I've seen in my time on bikes.

Dude, some people give their bikes names.

[MrMarko]

And now we have the full ladyboy.

Nice of you to join us.

[mashman]

Nice of you to join us.

It seemed like a really good idea at the time. Live n learn eh.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Dude, some people give their bikes names.

Equally gay.

[Madness]

Equally gay.

Even if they name their bike "Pete"?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Even if they name their bike "Pete"?

The act of doing so most certainly!

[Big Dog]

Big of black... brown...and green too.
How long are you leaving them out in the sun before you stag them across the asphalt to get those colours?

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[Maha]

I thought it was "cagers" not "cages" - if you're referring to people in cars and not the car itself.

"Squid" is a term I hear a lot, although people don't seem to have a common definition for that one. My view is that a squid laid out on the road looks a lot like a rider with no gear after an accident.:(

The plate 5QUID was for sale here in 2010 http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/121455-5QUID-personalised-plate

[Akzle]

The plate 5QUID was for sale here in 2010 http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/121455-5QUID-personalised-plate


foive quid and a bag of crisps ayye guv'na

[Old Steve]

I always rant about 'cagers', it's not the cars' fault that the driver has pulled across into the gap they saw in the lane right next to them just where I happen to be on my bike.

Perhaps the greatest of all created words we motorbike riders use is SMIDSY, wish we didn't have to.

And I haven't been able to come up with a suitable word to describe the driver who has been tailgating me, who passes on the inside and pulls into the gap I leave in front of me, thus saving themselves 12.7 nanoseconds on their daily commute.

[Maha]

foive quid and a bag of crisps ayye guv'na

From memory, it didn't even sell for that.

[sugilite]

I remember when motorcyclists were called 'organ donors'.
Do people still do that?
That was just wishful thinking, most woman know about sperm banks now dammit :pinch:

[Drew]

I always rant about 'cagers', it's not the cars' fault that the driver has pulled across into the gap they saw in the lane right next to them just where I happen to be on my bike.

Perhaps the greatest of all created words we motorbike riders use is SMIDSY, wish we didn't have to.

And I haven't been able to come up with a suitable word to describe the driver who has been tailgating me, who passes on the inside and pulls into the gap I leave in front of me, thus saving themselves 12.7 nanoseconds on their daily commute.
Stop bitching. Most drivers are oblivious of all other road users. You've got fuck all more grievance just for being on a bike.

[MrMarko]

It seemed like a really good idea at the time. Live n learn eh.

Insulting me is like jumping on the brakes when a corner tightens, if you're smart you only do it once. ;)

[MrMarko]

foive quid and a bag of crisps ayye guv'na

Seriously, i left this place to you? :rolleyes:

[mashman]

Insulting me is like jumping on the brakes when a corner tightens, if you're smart you only do it once. ;)

If you were smart it wouldn't have been seen as an insult :bleh:... anyhoo, wtf is wrong with SkidMarks :eek:

[MrMarko]

If you were smart it wouldn't have been seen as an insult :bleh:... anyhoo, wtf is wrong with SkidMarks :eek:

That little cunt was a cunt...

[Akzle]

Seriously, i left this place

doesn't fucken seem like it

[MrMarko]

doesn't fucken seem like it

Yes, because i'm oh so active with the 10 minutes a day i bother with every couple of days :motu:

[mashman]

That little cunt was a cunt...

Live n learn eh :laugh:

[old slider]

That little cunt was a cunt...


I am trying to catch up, and group rides are dangerous, so can you tell me if it is a proper cunt or a right cunt?

[Banditbandit]

https://puebloman.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/cunt-dog.jpg

[Usarka]

This thread needs arse biscuits.

[Crasherfromwayback]

This thread needs arse biscuits.

It's got plenty already don't worry.

[Maha]

This thread needs arse biscuits.

Tags ceased around the same time as the KB calendar/T Shirt runs stopped ... I guess Admin got bored with all three.

[Virago]

Tags ceased around the same time as the KB calendar/T Shirt runs stopped ... I guess Admin got bored with all three.

Tags were supposed to provide a search function. Spank removed them as 99% of use was for anonymous abuse.

Calendars were dropped because they simply didn't sell. Lots of people keen to submit photos - who then demanded to know if their photo was used before agreeing to buy one. It was a lot of work for little return.