BLACK AND BLUE YOSHI

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

WELL SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT WHEN BUYING NEW GEAR :niceone:
WHERE AND WHOS TRIED IT ON ?
A BROUGHT A NEW RACE SUIT THURSDAY 29TH SEPT
WENT FOR A RIDE THAT EVENING AS YOU DO
FRIDAY HOON WITH DOVER AND CO
SATURDAY MISTERY RIDE WHERE I DID THE :doh: INTO THE TANK TRYING TO JUMP A SUDSIDENCE IN THE ROAD (IT GOT A FEW OF US)
NO WORRIES THERE HAPPENS ON BIKES SOME TIMES
GREAT RIDE TO AWESOME ROADS AND KB,S
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING
GOT HOME AND I HAD A SMALL SCRATCH ON GROIN :doh: WHERE THE ZIP HAD GOT ME OUCH (YES SCORPIOGIRL I WAS WEARING NICKERS)
WENT OUT ON THE :drinkup:
SUNDAY MORNING GOT UP AND HAD A LITTLE SWELLING IN GROIN
BY 1130 I WAS AT LOCAL A/E TO SEE QUACK, AS THINGS WERE NOT LOOKING GOOD $80 LATER AND SOME DRUGS I WAS HOME IN BED FOR REST
MONDAY GOT UP AFTER A UNCOMFORTABLE SLEEP AND HOLLY CRAP BEST GET BACK TO :doctor: ONE HR LATER IM IN HOSPITAL :doh: WITH A VERY NASTY INFECTION :crybaby: LUCKY THEY LET ME OUT AS I HAVE A VERY NICE NURSE FRIEND TO TAKE CARE OF ME :hug:
AS IT TURNS OUT A INFECTION PROB CAME FROM THE NEW LEATHERS SO TAKE CARE WHEN BUYING GEAR NEW OR USED AS YOU DONT KNOW WHERE OR WHOS TRIED THEM ON HMMMMMMMM
AND YES SOME OF YOU WILL TAKE THE PISS (JUZZER ) BUT YOU SAW THE INFECTION
CHEERS BLACK AND BLUE YOSHI :finger:

[kerryg]

AS IT TURNS OUT A INFECTION PROB CAME FROM THE NEW LEATHERS CHEERS BLACK AND BLUE YOSHI :finger:


And your missus believes you?? :doctor:

[SlowHand]

Ouch! bugger dude, hope you and little yoshi get better soon. Black and blue thing did make me piss my pants tho!

[Kornholio]

JESUS CHRIST dude that sucks...get well soon :)

[Sniper]

Fuck, funny story mate. Bugger about the swelling but some of us do try to keep it all day.

[bugjuice]

just watch you don't get mad cow disease from the leather..

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

And your missus believes you?? :doctor:
LMFAO SHES DA :doctor:
THIS INFECTION WENT FROM A LITTLE SCRATCH DIDNT BREAK THE SKIN TO A AREA OF 150 MM X 80MM IN 36 HRS AND WAS THE SIZE OF A PAIR OF ROLLED UP SOCKS :crybaby:
PS IT WASNT THE OLD FELLA :sweatdrop

[Sniper]

PS IT WASNT THE OLD FELLA :sweatdrop

Damn, she would have been happy then :devil2:

[Avignon]

All I can say is FUCK! :slap: You can only hope the diseased feral grot who tried the leathers on before you really suffered. Dont people were undergarments when trying on clothes!

[pyrocam]

well,
its a little sad.
but mainly its funny.

git bitter soon Yoshi

[kerryg]

THE SIZE OF A PAIR OF ROLLED UP SOCKS :crybaby:
PS IT WASNT THE OLD FELLA :sweatdrop


Ah the nostalgia...reminds me of my first vasectomy. Imagine 2 purple-and-red-veined-grapefruit..... :eek5:

[juzzer]

Probably some Punjabi, arse aflame with fiery farts and foreskin crammed with cream cheeese.....

:sick: does that come with a bagel?

What Mr Black & Blue forgot to mention is that the fine doctor gave him Penicillian & was at a party on Sat night with some VERY interesting people - even a coupla extremely angry ravin pomgolian lesbo's....I'll let you draw your own conclusions.... :spudwave:

[avgas]

know exactly how you feel yoshi
when i had my last big off....i broke my leg in 3 places (12 fractures).....but my hands (and thoughts) were cradling my poor balls. Whenever anyone asked me what hurt (on the side of Dom rd) i would say to them "Well my leg is broken, BUT MY BALLS FUCKEN HURT!!!"
Soon as i got out of hospital, i tried everything out see i was working. Cast and all :niceone:

[dawnrazor]

So much for protection

[crashe]

OUCH..... Frozen peas will help take the swelling down....lol


I would have thought that everyone would wear knickers etc when trying on stuff.

You have to when trying on swimwear and knickers in shops as there are signs up.

Maybe its time the bike shops put up signs as well.

Yoshi - did you let the shop know what happened, so that they can make sure in future that all customers wear underwear when trying on new leathers.

[Cibby]

OUCH..... Frozen peas will help take the swelling down....lol


I would have thought that everyone would wear knickers etc when trying on stuff.

You have to when trying on swimwear and knickers in shops as there are signs up.

Maybe its time the bike shops put up signs as well.

Yoshi - did you let the shop know what happened, so that they can make sure in future that all customers wear underwear when trying on new leathers.

Crashe.. Guys dont wear "knickers"

[SlowHand]

who says it wasnt a girl? :sick:

How do you spell Elephantitus?

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

:sick: does that come with a bagel?

What Mr Black & Blue forgot to mention is that the fine doctor gave him Penicillian & was at a party on Sat night with some VERY interesting people - even a coupla extremely angry ravin pomgolian lesbo's....I'll let you draw your own conclusions.... :spudwave:
AND THIS FROM A MAN I SAW GET $20 TO LICK SPILT RUM FROM A GUYS CROUCH :drinkup: CAREFULL OPO RIDERS HE DOSNT NEED MUCH INSENTIVE

[crashe]

Crashe.. Guys dont wear "knickers"


Oh yeah they wear "Undergruts".......lol

[vifferman]

All I can say is FUCK! :slap: You can only hope the diseased feral grot who tried the leathers on before you really suffered. Dont people were undergarments when trying on clothes!
I think it's more likely that the factory where the leathers were made was in some 4th world, disease-ridden country where the poor person who sewed the leathers together (whilst coughing and dribbling all sorts of germs long since eradicated from NZ) was paid a few shekels a day.
But if so, that's a very scary thought, and it's worrying that this happened.

Yes, yes, I know I'm just supposed to make fun of poor BLACKYOSHI100000, and crack some bad and very dodgy jokes, but given that I'm still trying to recover from the nastiest virus I've ever had the misfortune to meet, and the second lot of antibiotics just make me feel ill without getting rid of the crap in my throat, I'm alarmed at these unwanted bugs that are sneaking into NZ from goodness knows what hell-hole. :argh:

[Riff Raff]

Yoshi - did you let the shop know what happened, so that they can make sure in future that all customers wear underwear when trying on new leathers.

It's probably more likely to be from the leathers themselves - think of all the chemicals used to tan hides and the dyeing process. Combined with the heat generated in 'that area', and a soft tissue injury and you've got a perfect breeding ground for any bacteria.

I wonder where the leather originated from and what tanning processes are used there?

EDIT - typed too slowly and Vifferman beat me to this thought process.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

THATS WAS THE DOCTORS THOUGHT,S PROB MORE WHERE THEY WERE MADE OR BY WHOM THEN ANYTHING PROBLY A CAMEL SHAGGIN TRANNY :sick:

[juzzer]

AND THIS FROM A MAN I SAW GET $20 TO LICK SPILT RUM FROM A GUYS CROUCH :drinkup: CAREFULL OPO RIDERS HE DOSNT NEED MUCH INSENTIVE

Lie's i tell ya, all lie's :whistle:

[pinkhoggirl]

Medical status report on "Captain Black and Blue"....all betta now...trust me, I'm a nurse! :doctor: :niceone:

[snuffles]

AS IT TURNS OUT A INFECTION PROB CAME FROM THE NEW LEATHERS SO


And I caught crabs from the toilet seat :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Scorpygirl]

Sorry mate to hear that!!! :argh: I didn't mean to take offence (0r a gate :killingme ) in what I said about nickers. I feel awful now :brick:

Hope yours going to ne OK for the Opo weekend. More JD's might do it :drinkup:

Honestly take care please :rockon:

Sorry again

[pinkhoggirl]

Sorry mate to hear that!!! :argh: I didn't mean to take offence (0r a gate :killingme ) in what I said about nickers. I feel awful now :brick:

Hope yours going to ne OK for the Opo weekend. More JD's might do it :drinkup:

Honestly take care please :rockon:

Sorry again

Pinkie says not to worry - my big fella is all good and likes a girl with no nickers :love:

[madboy]

OMG, this sorta thing is just begging to take the piss out of... But I'll resist.

Hope it's sorted soon...

[pinkhoggirl]

nickers

Captain "Black and Blue" and Juzzer are all excited about no nickers and the like....Juzzer has been overheard gagging.......let the games begin :niceone:

[pinkhoggirl]

OMG, this sorta thing is just begging to take the piss out of... But I'll resist.

Hope it's sorted soon...

Bring it on crazy frog

[Back Fire]

lol... infected by residue from foreign swetty balls... hard luck though

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

Sorry mate to hear that!!! :argh: I didn't mean to take offence (0r a gate :killingme ) in what I said about nickers. I feel awful now :brick:

Hope yours going to ne OK for the Opo weekend. More JD's might do it :drinkup:

Honestly take care please :rockon:

Sorry again
hi guys n gals :wavey:
all lookin good for getting back on the blackyoshi today :2thumbsup
recovered well thanks to my :doctor: pink hoggirl and juzzer for helping me last night with my medication of JACK DANIELS AND PIZZA :slap: