West Auckland meet up on 11 Sep 2016?

[Manindernz]

Hey guys New to this.. just wondering if someone want to meet up on Sunday 11th Sep. Im from West Auckland (Te Atatu) but happy to meet up around 30km zone :scooter: anyone really can come Newbie,Pro,Scooter anyone really :P Pm me for more info

[Akzle]

a) why
b) can I roll in my phat sweet magna?

[Manindernz]

A. Why NOT.?
B. Sure.

[Maha]

A. Why NOT.?
B. Sure.

Waxoff's criteria for online meetings are A)Age is no problem and B) No really, age is no problem.

[Katman]

Waxoff's criteria for online meetings are A)Age is no problem and B) No really, age is no problem.

You're thinking of husaberk.

[Madness]

You're thinking of husaberk.

Constantly too I'll bet :tugger:

[Maha]

His little play pit buddies should be along soon to provide back up.

Proven correct, just in a different thread...:msn-wink:

[Akzle]

You're thinking of husaberk.

oh i dunno, i'd say he's thinking of me, and my anus. a (w)hole lot...!

[Madness]

Proven retarded, just in a different thread...:msn-wink:

Some things don't need to be proven repeatedly.


oh i dunno, i'd say he's thinking of me, and my anus. a (w)hole lot...!

You think he likes carrot?

[Big Dog]

And another thread is doomed to PD over the personal vendettas of people with no interest in the thread.

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[EJK]

If the same thread was created 7-8 years ago there would be many keen riders replying to go on a group ride.

Now it's just all bullshit.

[Maha]

And another thread is doomed to PD over the personal vendettas of people with no interest in the thread.

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Great thread Manindernz and I hope the turnout is wonderful.

[Big Dog]

At post 1 I could not have agreed with you. By post 9 it was a bit of a shame...

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[Maha]

If the same thread was created 7-8 years ago there would be many keen riders replying to go on a group ride.

Now it's just all bullshit.

To be fair EJ there is no mention of a ride just a meet up. OP may just want a happy meal and a chat, which, lets be honest, would suit akzel. If a ride is on the agenda, then may I suggest posting it in Meetings.

[Akzle]

You think he likes carrot?

bwaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa

[Voltaire]

No wonder the young think anyone over 30 are fuckwits.:yawn:

[Big Dog]

To be fair EJ there is no mention of a ride just a meet up. OP may just want a happy meal and a chat, which, lets be honest, would suit akzel. If a ride is on the agenda then may I suggest posting in Meetings or the rarely used Scooter forum.
What has you so stuck on this being a scooter thing?
Why do you have your nose so out of joint about scooters?

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[Pound]

Hey guys New to this.. just wondering if someone want to meet up on Sunday 11th Sep. Im from West Auckland (Te Atatu) but happy to meet up around 30km zone :scooter: anyone really can come Newbie,Pro,Scooter anyone really :P Pm me for more info


I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

[jasonu]

I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

You should always have the champagne first.
I know that because I saw it on the internet.

[Pound]

You should always have the champagne first.


Good thinking.

We could then re use the bottle for said anal sex.

[Akzle]

I know that because I saw it on the internet.

yeah right, like "my mate" told me amyl nitrate is good for it....
don't worry, we wont judge. (you may find new friends -in- lavamahusaberg though... iykwim)

[Akzle]

I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

have you ever done it in the back of a magna?

(i'm not even kidding, there's liek 1000 litres of space in the rear) a bit like maha's rear, but his has 1000 litres of spooge.

[MrMarko]

What has you so stuck on this being a scooter thing?
Why do you have your nose so out of joint about scooters?

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Because scooters are shit...

[MrMarko]

have you ever done it in the back of a magna?

(i'm not even kidding, there's liek 1000 litres of space in the rear) a bit like maha's rear, but his has 1000 litres of spooge.

You can do it in a classic mini.... flip up seats.

[Pound]

have you ever done it in the back of a magna?

(i'm not even kidding, there's liek 1000 litres of space in the rear) a bit like maha's rear, but his has 1000 litres of spooge.


I might have to bust out this beast for that.....

The bottle that is.... Not the friendly looking black man holding it..

[Akzle]

I might have to bust out this beast for that.....

The bottle that is.... Not the black guy holding it..

as a high-functioning alcoholic, i approve.

about the large quantity of alcohol that is, not the assumption of bum sex either way....

[Pound]

as a high-functioning alcoholic, i approve.

about the large quantity of alcohol that is, not the assumption of bum sex either way....



Money, booze, hookers and blow.


As Gordon Ramsey would say "Fucking done"

[Akzle]

Money, booze, hookers and blow.


that's pretty much my average tuesday...

[Maha]

What has you so stuck on this being a scooter thing?
Why do you have your nose so out of joint about scooters?

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All references to said mode of transport have been amended to reflect a more meaningful and caring overview.

[jasonu]

All references to said mode of transport have been amended to reflect a more meaningful and caring overview.

What a poof!!!

[MrMarko]

that's pretty much my average tuesday...

Except for you it's

booze... blow... then go out being a hooker to get money.

rinse and repeat.

[Akzle]

Except for you it's

booze... blow... then go out being a hooker to get money.

rinse and repeat.
swaak bru. bai swaak.

i'm now offended by whichever cunt compared me to you.

get a fucking job and gtfo KB.

[trufflebutter]

get a fucking job and gtfo KB.

By chance, were these words this sent to you as an email from KB Admin?

[MrMarko]

swaak bru. bai swaak.

i'm now offended by whichever cunt compared me to you.

get a fucking job and gtfo KB.

hit a nerve?

[Swoop]

If the same thread was created 7-8 years ago there would be many keen riders replying to go on a group ride.

There would have also been the "how many crashes?", # of tow trucks/recovery vehicles needed, "I binned my gixxer" discussions to go along with it though...

What colour roof would Sir prefer? ...

[Akzle]

hit a nerve?

tautology. look it up.

[MrMarko]

tautology. look it up.

Yeah sure because i'm going to bother looking into anything you waffle on about... :pinch:

[jasonu]

Yeah sure because i'm going to bother looking into anything you waffle on about... :pinch:

Here you go...

http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-tautology.html

[MrMarko]

Well there are only so many ways to call him a fuckwit i guess.

[nzspokes]

Hey guys New to this.. just wondering if someone want to meet up on Sunday 11th Sep. Im from West Auckland (Te Atatu) but happy to meet up around 30km zone :scooter: anyone really can come Newbie,Pro,Scooter anyone really :P Pm me for more info

Hook up with these guys, they dont bother with here anymore for obvious reasons.

https://www.facebook.com/NassNZ/?fref=ts

[Akzle]

you're a fucking idiot
:

Yeah sure because i'm going to bother looking into anything you waffle on about... :pinch:


Q.E.D


(look that up, because your fucking stupid)

[MrMarko]

Q.E.D


(look that up, because your fucking stupid)

You really don't grasp how little effort i want to put into this forum and how little i care huh lol

[Akzle]

You really don't grasp how little effort i want to put into this forum and how little i care huh lol

are you trying to convince me, or yourself?

i'm not buying it. nonetheless, it doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking idiot.

q.e.fucking.d

[MrMarko]

are you trying to convince me, or yourself?

i'm not buying it. nonetheless, it doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking idiot.

q.e.fucking.d

Yet you sit here day after day posting nothing but tripe, occasionally a post appears that seems to show you actually have a brain between your ears.... however those posts are outnumbered by about 30:1

[Akzle]

Yet you sit here day after day posting nothing but tripe, occasionally a post appears that seems to show you actually have a brain between your ears.... however those posts are outnumbered by about 30:1

all of the words you're saying: they don't excuse you from being a fucking idiot.

q.e.d

[MrMarko]

all of the words you're saying: they don't excuse you from being a fucking idiot.

q.e.d

tautology. :tugger:

[Big Dog]

Because scooters are shit...
Ahem, after some off the bikes I have seen you with... I'm reasonably convinced you are an expert on spotting a shitty ride.

Ain't nothing wrong with a scooter when its the best tool for the job.
It's not always valid to use a sledge hammer to hang pictures. Sure, it can be done but sometimes a 12oz "girly" hammer is a better choice.

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[Madness]

And another thread is doomed to PD over the personal vendettas of people with no interest in the thread.

Hey, I was considering going along. Weren't you?


By post 9 it was a bit of a shame...

I read this today while I was driving and as post 9 was mine, I felt a little upset at your comment. I've come home and caught up on the rest of the thread and I've been laughing so hard I forgot what I was upset about.


What a faggot!!!

I fixed that for you.


You can do it in a classic mini.... flip up seats.

There's no such thing as a classic Mini. There are Mini's and there are BMW shitters.

[WNJ]

Im from West Auckland (Te Atatu)

Feels like home when I go there , :yes:

[mada]

I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

Meetup at Paremoremo??