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Beemer
4th October 2005, 12:48
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mum and dad’s for the night.
In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? "
His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mum says, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "OK! What do you think?"
He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
Sniper
4th October 2005, 12:53
Hahahaha, very good.
Wolf
4th October 2005, 15:11
Yikes!

Sticky situation.
bugjuice
4th October 2005, 15:12
lamo.. very good..
RT527
25th April 2008, 11:56
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back
to Fred's Mum and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred
and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mum says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mum, getting aggravated replies, "Ok then, now tell me what you think"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue."
Livvy
25th April 2008, 20:18
Oh dear. :lol:

That'd hurt.
skidMark
25th April 2008, 20:27
Till death do you part indeed...
ynot slow
25th April 2008, 21:06
Till death do you part indeed...

Be bugger if she looked like Helen Clarke,eew shit.
smokeyging
18th May 2008, 22:48
THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school .'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...

I gave him my airplane glue.'
ready4whatever
24th July 2009, 08:42
no babies 4 them. they might make one but theres no way to come out
one fast tl1ooo
24th July 2009, 08:53
:yes: thats a good one, :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
crazyhorse
24th July 2009, 11:12
That'd be about as good as that idiot who got himself stuck in the dryer - could you imagine the Fire Brigade, doctors etc, trying to find an easy way to dislodge them LOL
YellowDog
5th March 2010, 15:48
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Fred and Larry got married in California .
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...... I gave him my airplane glue.'
:shit: