Seriously, you young cunts are lost

[tri boy]

Yeah, nah you young dicks have never learned what it's all about have you.
Most of you can't change a flat tyre.
Have never used a two way.
Would shit yourselves if you had to back a trailor, and will let ya woman fight ya battles for ya.

Fuck sake, a chainsaw has you pissing blood, and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Hand in your scrotum, you'll never need it.............

[Brian d marge]

Can you program the vcr ?? Case for the defense closed

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[bogan]

and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Well, at least we know who killed chivalry :whistle:

[tri boy]

Look
Aunty triboy will answer your questions on what it takes to develop your ball sack.
If need be, others can throw their two cents worth in'

Ya don't need private schools and group hugs, just ask aunty.

fuck ya's.

[jonbuoy]

It's called evolution/progress. You're a dinosaur. Soon to be extinct. The world will still keep turning when your gone. Only difference will be that cars will back trailers up themselves, electric bikes won't need kicking over. And there will be one less grumpy old sod screaming at his computer screen over his lost youth.

[TheDemonLord]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/39/392a817642bdd975bbd9d8dd952932a9741163945b18bed77b d46b820bfe5e8b.jpg

[tri boy]

Ya kidding aren't ya jonboy?
have you really lost all of ya testosterone to the magpies, or are you really one of those wankers who grow half
a moostarch, then wax it with their own jizz.

Fuck sake, Some things define a bloke, and a self backing car isn't one of them.

I prescribe a box of warm Waikato draught, and a 3hr session on a log splitter.
Next...........

[Ocean1]

and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry....

I'll admit to minor whimpering.

But at least I change my own tyres.

Mostly.


Sometimes.

[jonbuoy]

Ya kidding aren't ya jonboy?
have you really lost all of ya testosterone to the magpies, or are you really one of those wankers who grow half
a moostarch, then wax it with their own jizz.

Fuck sake, Some things define a bloke, and a self backing car isn't one of them.

I prescribe a box of warm Waikato draught, and a 3hr session on a log splitter.
Next...........

:laugh: No sperm catcher tache´for me. New things will define being a bloke. I´m sure back in the day you were a bit of a soft cock if you couldn´t kill a pig with a stick, start a fire with a couple of stones and a bundle of pubic hair, hand crank a car, knock one of your own teeth out or have your arm lopped off with a rusty saw and a bottle of grog to ease the pain.

[Katman]

Thread's been done before.

Equally badly.

[tri boy]

Fuck off pussy boy.
Go research ya favourite conspiracy.

[Brian d marge]

A bottle of cheap whiskey and a 60# recurve
Hunting Pokemon is the mark of a man

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/f8799d5f31fe58dfa2733303977f0365.jpg

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[tri boy]

I'm picking Pokémon = Jamaican sex games, and a recurve bow.

Brian, your a sick puppy

[Brian d marge]

I'm picking Pokémon = Jamaican sex games, and a recurve bow.

Brian, your a sick puppy
Now that's a tittie

https://youtu.be/pWBcjZAKBJo


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[jasonu]

: I´m sure back in the day you were a bit of a soft cock if you couldn´t kill a pig with a stick, .

Like Bevan!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc

[Voltaire]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/89/1f/ac891f17db6cc5b30577aa7fcef84e05.jpg


Changing Tyres...pfff, that was only because you needed to find a phone box to call the AA

Chainsaws are for people who don't know how to use an axe, and the only place to kick a Spanish single is off a bank.:gob:

[Akzle]

harrumf !

[Woodman]

Some of them don't even play rugby...........

[AllanB]

Rugby is soft now too - break a finger nail and they are off for the rest of the game.

[mossy1200]

Im still prepared to break a nail manning up to change a tire.

[jasonu]

Rugby is soft now too - break a finger nail and they are off for the rest of the game.

Or look at an opponent sideways and risk being kicked off the field.

[Ocean1]

Im still prepared to break a nail manning up to change a tire.

What the fux's that, store-bought treewood?

A firm nudge with the side stand and some flax were good enough when I were a nipper...

[Bass]

Im still prepared to break a nail manning up to change a tire.

That's a new tyre! what sort of fuck up did you make that you need to take it off?

[bogan]

What the fux's that, store-bought treewood?

A firm nudge with the side stand and some flax were good enough when I were a nipper...

It appears somebody else bought it from the store at some point, but looks more like roadside treewood to me :whistle:

[Luckylegs]

Yeah, nah you young dicks have never learned what it's all about have you.
Most of you can't change a flat tyre.
Have never used a two way.
Would shit yourselves if you had to back a trailor, and will let ya woman fight ya battles for ya.

Fuck sake, a chainsaw has you pissing blood, and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Hand in your scrotum, you'll never need it.............

You can have my sack. Its swollen, sore but you think im goin to the doctors....

Nup! Cos im a bloke

[Woodman]

Or look at an opponent sideways and risk being kicked off the field.

The refs used to let us sort our own shit out to a point. Loud mouth whingers weren't tolerated.

[tri boy]

Atta boy Lucky.
Large, blue and painful is just a scale reading on the blokes manliness chart,
Your well on the way to admiration from all blokes.
Even the Roll'n Stones titled an album off the sacred chart,
"Let it Bleed":niceone:

[mossy1200]

That's a new tyre! what sort of fuck up did you make that you need to take it off?

It was unknown age I powder coated rims and fitted new tyres after.

[MrMarko]

Young cunts may be lost but its better than being a grumpy old bastard whinging about it on the internet. :baby:

[HenryDorsetCase]

It's called evolution/progress. You're a dinosaur. Soon to be extinct. The world will still keep turning when your gone. Only difference will be that cars will back trailers up themselves, electric bikes won't need kicking over. And there will be one less grumpy old sod screaming at his computer screen over his lost youth.
"you're" gone.

You're welcome.

[HenryDorsetCase]

[CENTER]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g30nwCpyaA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g30nwCpyaA

young man aint got nothin in the world these days

[Voltaire]

Young cunts may be lost but its better than being a grumpy old bastard whinging about it on the internet. :baby:

Probably listens to ZB and Twat Hosking too.:bleh:


Complaining about the young is not new.


Socrates

“The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.”

[jasonu]

Young cunts may be lost but its better than being a grumpy old bastard whinging about it on the internet. :baby:

You'll be the grumpy old bastard in 30-40ish years...

[FJRider]

Thread's been done before.

Equally badly.

The replies haven't improved either ... :yawn:

[nzspokes]

Point proven. :facepalm:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/84626488/customer-calls-for-compensation-after-fraudsters-attack

[1billyboy]

Never had a flat tyre on the Yamaha in 27 years but had this after a 1000km ride.

[jasonu]

Point proven. :facepalm:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/84626488/customer-calls-for-compensation-after-fraudsters-attack

Talk about a shit policy from Westpac.
My account got hacked and my bank covered me in less than 30 minutes.

[nzspokes]

Talk about a shit policy from Westpac.
My account got hacked and my bank covered me in less than 30 minutes.

Talk about a shit parent, no food in the house. Then wants compensation for being stupid.

[MrMarko]

You'll be the grumpy old bastard in 30-40ish years...

I'm already becoming a grumpy old cunt...

Not going to sit here going wahhh on a biker forum though.

[MrMarko]

Never had a flat tyre on the Yamaha in 27 years but had this after a 1000km ride.

How is this the fault of the 'youf'

[Woodman]

Talk about a shit parent, no food in the house. Then wants compensation for being stupid.

Time to clear out the freezer and the pantry. He might amaze himself at how many feeds he can come up with, and learn something in the process.

[trustme]

I prescribe a box of warm Waikato draught, and a 3hr session on a log splitter.
Next...........

Waikato , That's cruel & excessive punishment. I hired a log splitter for the first time the other day , fuck that axe , you can shove it up your arse sideways from now on.

Does this make me a soft cock ???

[R650R]

Yeah, nah you young dicks have never learned what it's all about have you.
Most of you can't change a flat tyre.
Have never used a two way.
Would shit yourselves if you had to back a trailor, and will let ya woman fight ya battles for ya.

Fuck sake, a chainsaw has you pissing blood, and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Hand in your scrotum, you'll never need it.............

In a large workplace its quite funny listening quietly to dribble likes this from people who think they are tough/old school/awesome at everything etc but really prob quite insecure in themselves outside their comfortable environment at the pub with their chums.... But they will have perhaps never left the country and lived and worked in a foreign nation, changed occupations, attracted more than one women in their entire life etc... there's so many ways you could be 'the measure of a man'....

For the record though I've changed truck tyres solo roadside in dark and rain, hell crawled underneath and repaired/adjusted brake pots and airlines, electrical faults etc.
Driven a clutchless truck home through traffic in a major city.
Two way a radio HA! How about pre law change operating cellphone, CB radio and fleetlink at same time!!!
Backed a trailer, what a little car trailer? Backed B-trains, quad semis, deep pin with large front and rear overhang UK semis, truck and trailer, all around corners, blindside at times and also into dockways....
Chainsaw easy peasy, kickstartes meh.....

Plenty else that cant go in print....

[Virago]

Have never used a two way...

Not really my cup of tea...

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/340/35.jpg

But whatever rocks your boat mate, whatever rocks your boat.

[MrMarko]

Not really my cup of tea...

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/340/35.jpg

But whatever rocks your boat mate, whatever rocks your boat.

You prefer the genuine article? :banana:

[Woodman]

You prefer the genuine article? :banana:

Not sure if there is a genuine double ended penis. My guess is that they are all fake.

[MrMarko]

Not sure if there is a genuine double ended penis. My guess is that they are all fake.

It's called a Yamaha Virago

[tri boy]

In a large workplace its quite funny listening quietly to dribble likes this from people who think they are tough/old school/awesome at everything etc but really prob quite insecure in themselves outside their comfortable environment at the pub with their chums.... But they will have perhaps never left the country and lived and worked in a foreign nation, changed occupations, attracted more than one women in their entire life etc... there's so many ways you could be 'the measure of a man'....

For the record though I've changed truck tyres solo roadside in dark and rain, hell crawled underneath and repaired/adjusted brake pots and airlines, electrical faults etc.
Driven a clutchless truck home through traffic in a major city.
Two way a radio HA! How about pre law change operating cellphone, CB radio and fleetlink at same time!!!
Backed a trailer, what a little car trailer? Backed B-trains, quad semis, deep pin with large front and rear overhang UK semis, truck and trailer, all around corners, blindside at times and also into dockways....
Chainsaw easy peasy, kickstartes meh.....

Plenty else that cant go in print....

Dude. You do realise this is just a wind up/piss take aye?

I'm also privileged to work side by side with awesome young guys in a trade environment.
In one week we will be in backcountry forrest blocks, urban construction zones and highways of national importance.

But we still value our team above all else. (especially over a few bevies and BBQ.

Loosen ya knickers ya up tight patsy:bleh:

[mossy1200]

Dude. You do realise this is just a wind up.


Yeah Right!

This is KB. The most factual forum on the interwebs. Chances of a mistruth is very low here.

[R650R]

Loosen ya knickers ya up tight patsy

If that's what turns on the inner keyboard warrior in you LMFAO

[Brian d marge]

I have an Royal Enfield

I win

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[mossy1200]

I have an Royal Enfield

I win

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Only if its running with greater than 50% of the oil inside the engine.

[ellipsis]

...I fought off a stunned mullet once...do I go through...I'd like to thank my sponsors, my family...it has been a hard road to hoe...

[MrMarko]

Only if its running with greater than 50% of the oil inside the engine.

Believe it or not triumph and royal enfield use the same oil gauge across all models.

If it isn't leaking oil, there is none left in it.

[Brian d marge]

Triumphs are worse ..the rear pushrod tube .. sometimes I get oil misting on the exhaust oil banjo bolt ......

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[Bass]

...I fought off a stunned mullet once...do I go through...I'd like to thank my sponsors, my family...it has been a hard road to hoe...

That's ROW dammit. It's a hard ROW to hoe. Why the fuck would you hoe a road? So no, you don't go through - that's a fail

:rolleyes:

:laugh:

[Ocean1]

That's ROW dammit. It's a hard ROW to hoe. Why the fuck would you hoe a road? So no, you don't go through - that's a fail

:rolleyes:

:laugh:

Get some English, relates to mullet. Roe. It's a hard roe to hoe...

[Woodman]

Get some English, relates to mullet. Roe. It's a hard roe to hoe...

Its a hard row to ho. Thought that was an upstream paddle to an easy root.

[ellipsis]

That's ROW dammit. It's a hard ROW to hoe. Why the fuck would you hoe a road? So no, you don't go through - that's a fail

:rolleyes:

:laugh:

...thanks for that...I've been hoeing roads for years, no wonder my back's fucked...I was hoping for a fail, btw...

[Brian d marge]

I've done a few hard ho's ..still paying the price for one of em

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