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FatMax
2nd October 2016, 21:33
Indeed it is
So my lovelies, after signing up to this site in 2007 (fuck me nearly 10 years) its time to face the fact that my days on 2 wheels are now officially over.
Two completely fucked knees plus a few other problems mean I can no longer ride safely, meaning best not to ride at all.
KB was my introduction to the NZ biker community and through it I met some brilliant people. Caseye, Maha, Mom, MadDuck, StoneY, Katman, Riffer, Big Dave, Leathel plus a whole lot more, cheers you lot for keeping this fat fucker in tow.
Aaaaaaand I know I have upset a few folks too, but thats life, thats KB after all and it is also about having an opinion.
To those that dont like me.....like I give a fuck, get over it and go for a ride lol
Thanks KB, its been fun
Voltaire
3rd October 2016, 05:55
Indeed it is
So my lovelies, after signing up to this site in 2007 (fuck me nearly 10 years) its time to face the fact that my days on 2 wheels are now officially over.
Two completely fucked knees plus a few other problems mean I can no longer ride safely, meaning best not to ride at all.
KB was my introduction to the NZ biker community and through it I met some brilliant people. Caseye, Maha, Mom, MadDuck, StoneY, Katman, Riffer, Big Dave, Leathel plus a whole lot more, cheers you lot for keeping this fat fucker in tow.
Aaaaaaand I know I have upset a few folks too, but thats life, thats KB after all and it is also about having an opinion.
To those that dont like me.....like I give a fuck, get over it and go for a ride lol
Thanks KB, its been fun

Not having a motorcycle has never stopped Azlexle from spending most of his day here :laugh:
slofox
3rd October 2016, 06:44
I hope you don't disappear completely Max. Always been good to have you around. After all, who else could have scored "The Crazy Biker Boy"?
Oakie
3rd October 2016, 16:54
I for one would be happy for you to keep popping up (like a floaty poo that just won't disappear no matter how often you flush).

I reckon when the time comes though, it's probably best to rip the plaster off rather than prolong the sadness of waving the wheels goodbye.

All the best whatever you do Mark.
jim.cox
3rd October 2016, 17:17
If the knees wont hold up a bike, why not try a trike?

Sure they don't lean properly for corners, but they don't fall over by themselves and you can still be out in the breeze.

Any way all the best, will be sad to see you go....
george formby
3rd October 2016, 17:27
Naa, the future is your friend. Me Dad, in his 70's, came to the same conclusion. Riding was ok but shifting bikes about became a lottery. He put the KTM Duke in and bought a Piaggio MP3 and loves it.
caseye
3rd October 2016, 19:02
Indeed it is
So my lovelies, after signing up to this site in 2007 (fuck me nearly 10 years) its time to face the fact that my days on 2 wheels are now officially over.
Two completely fucked knees plus a few other problems mean I can no longer ride safely, meaning best not to ride at all.
KB was my introduction to the NZ biker community and through it I met some brilliant people. Caseye, Maha, Mom, MadDuck, StoneY, Katman, Riffer, Big Dave, Leathel plus a whole lot more, cheers you lot for keeping this fat fucker in tow.
Aaaaaaand I know I have upset a few folks too, but thats life, thats KB after all and it is also about having an opinion.
To those that dont like me.....like I give a fuck, get over it and go for a ride lol
Thanks KB, its been fun

Sók he's not getting away that easily. FM yer delusianal as always! no bike doesn't mean, no KB or yer silly bloody barmy flam'n army followers.
Get yer shit together boyo, drop off that excess and get yer self proper, then talk about what sort of wheels we'll be investing in next.
Laddies an Jennelmen, there will be a short ( an he is a bit) Interlude, normal FMing will reseume forthwith.
admenk
3rd October 2016, 19:33
So, just one last question.........did you eat all the pies? :innocent: All the best for the future and mind how you go, old chap :rockon:
gijoe1313
3rd October 2016, 19:53
Many a good tune yet to strum! Thanks for the laughs!


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Jeff Sichoe
4th October 2016, 12:15
should have joined jenny craig 10 years ago instead of kb and you'd still be biking around now
mashman
4th October 2016, 13:13
I was expecting an Esther Rantzen rant, son.
oldrider
4th October 2016, 14:03
Indeed it is
So my lovelies, after signing up to this site in 2007 (fuck me nearly 10 years) its time to face the fact that my days on 2 wheels are now officially over.
Two completely fucked knees plus a few other problems mean I can no longer ride safely, meaning best not to ride at all.
KB was my introduction to the NZ biker community and through it I met some brilliant people. Caseye, Maha, Mom, MadDuck, StoneY, Katman, Riffer, Big Dave, Leathel plus a whole lot more, cheers you lot for keeping this fat fucker in tow.
Aaaaaaand I know I have upset a few folks too, but thats life, thats KB after all and it is also about having an opinion.
To those that dont like me.....like I give a fuck, get over it and go for a ride lol
Thanks KB, its been fun

Knees are replaceable and most other things can be cured or contained - this part of KB is for talk other than motorcycles!

You have come to the right place! (Forum: Rant or Rave - Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here.)

Especially welcome is talk about pies - but of course this forum is full of ? - oh what the hell - it is their individual right to be plonkers if they wish!

Linger a while yet Max! - You were always good fun! (:ride: Motorcycles? simply on reserve)
pritch
4th October 2016, 14:14
All the best for the future. Keep us posted on any of your musical doings though?
Paul in NZ
4th October 2016, 14:56
That's life.
What's life?
A magazine.
How much does it cost?
Two-fifty.
I only have a dollar.
That's life.

(well someone had to do it....)

Have fun Max and ffs look after your health...
Crasherfromwayback
4th October 2016, 15:05
Most of my body's fucked along with my brain. No sweat. Keep riding!
Tazz
5th October 2016, 04:25
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/fat-baby-tricycle-20596769.jpg
ruaphu
8th October 2016, 13:58
Bugger, enjoyed reading the entertaining banter you create at times. Get somit with three wheels, keeps ya hangin the breeze.

Either way, have fun FM.


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Big Dog
9th October 2016, 07:54
Bugger, enjoyed reading the entertaining banter you create at times. Get somit with three wheels, keeps ya hangin the breeze.

Either way, have fun FM.


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Why would he get a Reliant Robin?

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oldrider
9th October 2016, 08:40
Why would he get a Reliant Robin?

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Delboy on only fools and horses swears by his! :first:
russd7
11th October 2016, 19:21
Why would he get a Reliant Robin?

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Mr Beans nemesis
Big Dog
11th October 2016, 19:59
Mr Beans nemesis
And Jeremy Clarksons.

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ajturbo
12th October 2016, 12:57
Have fun big guy in what ever you do..!
It was fun meeting you !
ElCoyote
12th October 2016, 13:47
Who's going to keep the cable laying Chinamen honest ;-) Good luck
PrincessBandit
14th October 2016, 06:00
If the knees wont hold up a bike, why not try a trike?

Sure they don't lean properly for corners, but they don't fall over by themselves and you can still be out in the breeze.

Any way all the best, will be sad to see you go....

Could always go for one of these....
325088

(the spyder, that is; not sure if the accessory pictured comes with it...)